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I Have Arse Inadquacy Issues Thanks to Tardy's New Avatar

I was so distracted by it that I misspelled 'inadequacy'. :[ 3 People

    I Understand

    But ladies now the bird is mocking us! Have you seen Tardy's new one!
    Aminik Aminik 31-35, F 22 Responses Jan 8, 2008

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    I'm Sorry But...

    Im sorry.....but I miss the old upside down feeling weird bird.....
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 11 Responses Jan 7, 2008

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    I Mean, Look At It.

    tardy's new avatar has prompted me to ponder my own backside, and i have been forced to admit that it comes up short. woefully short. yes, the tattoo i prefer to be without. but the taut and firm hindquarters are truly enviable. they are emblazoned on the canvas of my mind...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 23 Responses Jan 7, 2008

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    Not the Size

    But the color of it. I am ghost white and my arse would blind people because I am porcelain.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 8, 2008

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    Me Too...but Not the One You'd Think

    I have inadequacy issues because of his avatar, too...but not the one of the hot chick in panties.  No my friends, it is his NEWEST avatar that makes my *** feel so sub-par: I am not sure how to deal with the undeniable magnificence of this bum...all I do know, in fact...
    Avice Avice 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 8, 2008

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    But Hey...

    I've had inadequacy issues since long before I spotted the logo for this group (and at the time Tardy's avatar!)   I feel my arse is too big in relation to the rest of me (apart from my boobs which are also too big!)
    TheatreGirl TheatreGirl 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 6, 2008

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