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I Have Been Betrayed By Squirrels

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 74 People

    Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

    If he didn't see it happen, Ron Ceglarek said he probably wouldn't believe it. A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds -- got up on its hind legs, tore a small American flag from a small staff next to a grave stone, rolled it up and carried it up a tree to a waiting mate...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 1 Response May 30, 2009

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    I Have

     But I think it was just pissed because Speechless stole its glasses. 
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    Naughty Squirrels

    you can never trust these little monsters,they are a flying tree rat in a smart suit,..your nuts arent safe when they are around!
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2009

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    Crafty Little Creatures

     A friend sent me a clipping from a NYS newspaper. About a man who had a squirrel in his front roo. So the guy tried to pepper spray the squirrel. The man sent four people to ER because of the effects of the pepper spray. The fireman came by to air out the house. The...
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M May 24, 2009

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    Rabid Fred

    A very close friend of mine had a bright idea to help a poor squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was just a minor impact to the poor thing. Fred picked him up and put him in a box that he just happen to have in his car. About 5 minuets after putting said squirrel in the...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 13 Responses May 5, 2009

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    Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

    I have been betrayed by a squirrel, just because I was having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning, and he wanted it. Such a mean squirrel, he followed me everywhere I went, since the bus would take long, I had to throw my sandwich away for him to stop bothering...
    BellaFairy BellaFairy 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    Look.....

    I think I know what the problem is here....if the ice age squirrel was to get his nut this would stop! I swear.
    saintargentina saintargentina 26-30, F Sep 20, 2012

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    It was a dark and stormy night,

    and I heard some scratching and thumping from the window, so I went to open it and look outside (Yeah I know, that's how every proper horror story begins, but in my defense it was the third floor and I've always wanted to see a flying zombie) then a squirrel leaped out at my...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 31, 2014

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    Our First House

    Shortly after my husband and I first married we were forced to move on account of me saying a few choice words to our landlord.  We had 30 official days to find a new place.  During the time I was under a lot of stress.  My mother was recovering from a triple bi...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 23 Responses May 5, 2009

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    ....and My Response Was A Rousing: "auuuuugh!"

     Yep, in college I had a squirrel jump from a nearby tree and try to leap through my window--the window was up, but thankfully the mesh screen was down. The squirrel then proceeded to make a god awful screeching noise, while it clung to the mesh screen and shook it...
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Damn Squirrels

    Damn squirrels,Won't leave me alone,Can't do anything,I get caught,Everytime,Tried to raid the cupboard,They stopped me,Tried to make a sandwich,They ate it,Damn things,Always betraying me!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2011

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    Woodland Ammunition

    I recall once I was walking innocently through the local woodland, when a squirrel jumped through the trees overhead and knocked down an acorn on my head. Blast you, squirrel! :P
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 3 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Sladetgx57 Sladetgx57 18-21, M Dec 30, 2014

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    I thought they were my best friends, but really they didn't give a **** about me. I trusted them, with everything and they abandoned me. I would've take a bullet for them and yet...
    Paperboyc Paperboyc 18-21, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have been married 14 years to a man who is like a ticking time bomb.In those years he had been arrested 3 times for domestic battery and every time I forgave him. First time he...
    cruisebaby53 cruisebaby53 61-65, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    The last time I've been to Montana was in 2010 I was at Glacier National Park Montana for a railroad convention the reason I was in Glacier National Park the Great Northern Railway...
    theinfo theinfo 22-25, M Jan 9

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    There is one time in particular that I still wonder about, did I do the right thing? I lied to my father at age 16 or so. My mom was there too. He asked me: "Tom (not my real...
    steverick steverick 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 9

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    Nope. Not a mental hospital. That's what they told me. It's not a mental hospital. I was 15 years old. They told me (2 psychologists in a room with me, and I think maybe my parents...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 1 Response Jan 10

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    I've been through so much in my life and I've been hurt so many times. I've been used, taken advantage of, cheated on played and lied to repeatedly by the ones I love so dearly. I...
    srb76 srb76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    Ok, so maybe i've been single for pretty much all of my life. I've been on dates of course, and I'm not a virgin either if that's what you're thinking, lol. There are a couple of...
    vikesfan06 vikesfan06 26-30, M 4 Responses Jan 17

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    I grew up being bullied throughout school... It started with yeasing through 5th, 6th, and 7th grades. 8th grade someone started a lie about me and people teased me the next 2...
    SissyEJ SissyEJ 36-40, M Dec 28, 2014

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    I have been ******* off with other guy's dice I was 11. The largest group I've ever done it with at the same time was seven. When you've done it that long with that many guys in...
    TK1153 TK1153 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    Really rough day. Was in tears and now just emotionally defeated and depleted but I need to pick myself up, dust myself off and try again tomorrow...the eternal optimist:) I need...
    Messybutbeautiful Messybutbeautiful 31-35 3 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    How about the enormous international banks, are they safe and trustworthy? Although they are safer than shell banks, there is two pressing reasons to not undergo a large...
    Darronbanksso0 Darronbanksso0 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    When I was fourteen my mom told me something so I wouldn't have to hear it from her ex boyfriend. My mom went into an illegal abortion clinic while she was in her third term...
    tlee5001 tlee5001 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 1

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    I have been to multiple countries. I have visited many European countries over the years. I have been to Canada, Jamaica, and Mexico too.
    femaleat49 femaleat49 41-45, F 7 Responses Jan 1

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    I have been to a few clothing optional beaches - Miami, San Diego. I happen to love Miami and Haulover Beach. I've been there many times. Otherwise I have people walk in or up on...
    RC4blue RC4blue 46-50, M Jan 6

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    Seven years together and i still feel alone. I am 26 and have been with same man it seems like forever i have always been faithful even when opportunity's have presented themselves...
    tolongalone tolongalone 26-30, F 9 Responses Jan 8

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    I have been to a number of beaches where I have ******** down completely naked and sun bathed and swam. The beaches have mainly been just secluded ones and a few designated nude...
    Ozdharma Ozdharma 56-60, M 6 Responses Jan 8

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    all I ever wanted to do was to help other people. Honestly I wish I didn't, because I have been used, cheated on, and rejected because of it; as a result I have been depressed for...
    halcyondays2 halcyondays2 18-21, M Jan 10

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    He told me yesterday that he cheated on me a few days ago. It was at a friend's birthday party and he was drunk. He is genuinely remorseful and sorry that he did it, and he said...
    SkyeDreams SkyeDreams 22-25, F 28 Responses Jan 10

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    I've been prescribed 40mg of propranolol for public speaking - to be taken an hour or so before the presentation. However, I have a presentation at any point within a 2.5 hour gap...
    peanutbutterjellytimelol peanutbutterjellytimelol 18-21, F Jan 14

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    I found love, but out of fear that he was too good for me-- I let him go and hurt him. He came back, but then I felt I wasn't worth it. Now he's with another, and I can see that...
    SheWasLikeTheMoon SheWasLikeTheMoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 15

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    I have been seen by both family and adult friends naked and often by others. I have been a nudist with family and others since I was a teenager. I love being naked and I find it...
    femalemom1976 femalemom1976 36-40, F 18 Responses 3 days ago

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    The March for Life 2015 was really amazing. The crowds were huge, and people came from all over the country and even from other countries. As I was marching there were so many...
    Darkanddesolate Darkanddesolate 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I have been cuffed and spanked and now self cuff and self spank. Any questions? Ask away!!!
    canadarm canadarm 61-65, M 1 day ago

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    For the past few years, helping others became my only reason for living. But my speech patterns have been awful, selfish. Whenever speaking, the subject of at least one sentence of...
    ResidentGoddessAstraea ResidentGoddessAstraea 18-21 1 day ago

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    if anyone here needs someone to talk to, you can talk to me. I have been in 2 domestic relationships. one when I was 15 & the other when I was 19.
    isuhbelle isuhbelle 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    This is the first Christmas I haven't enjoyed since I was a kid when my Pop passed away on Christmas Day. I have been so emotionally and upset and so much going on with family and...
    onlytrusthim onlytrusthim 36-40, M Dec 27, 2014

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    I am 20 and i have been told often that i look like a 17-18 year old girl. its a good sign right?
    kArmen0314 kArmen0314 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    My marriage ended in 2007! Where are a the good women at? Oh yeah! Mid 30's.....the good ones are taken or have been hurt by the "Bad Boys" they are drawn to....and are now too...
    Iamdavidok Iamdavidok 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Younger women dating older men mainly because younger women are attracted older men. older men mature, confident, stable .Mature guys always know how to treat their women.These...
    keliscc11 keliscc11 26-30, F Dec 30, 2014

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    I'm from Mexico and have been to the U.S.- several times, Colombia, Spain and Kenya.
    Majin1712 Majin1712 22-25, F 10 Responses Jan 1

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    It all started a few years ago so maybe when I was 14-15 and I started just pulling my lashes that stopped maybe a few months after I had began and then I moved to pulling my hair...
    elizabethla elizabethla 16-17, F Jan 2

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    I had a severe physical health scare that meant two months at many different doctors and going through different procedures and they could not figure out why I was having this...
    catgirl192 catgirl192 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    Younger women dating older men mainly because younger women are attracted older men. older men mature, confident, stable .Mature guys always know how to treat their women.These...
    paulacc11 paulacc11 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    I am 48 but have been told all the time, I look around 35 my son is 29 and folks think we are brothers. that IS a big LOL !!!!
    groverhunter7 groverhunter7 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 4