Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Have Been Betrayed By Squirrels

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 74 People

    Crafty Little Creatures

     A friend sent me a clipping from a NYS newspaper. About a man who had a squirrel in his front roo. So the guy tried to pepper spray the squirrel. The man sent four people to ER because of the effects of the pepper spray. The fireman came by to air out the house. The...
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M May 24, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Rabid Fred

    A very close friend of mine had a bright idea to help a poor squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was just a minor impact to the poor thing. Fred picked him up and put him in a box that he just happen to have in his car. About 5 minuets after putting said squirrel in the...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 13 Responses May 5, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

    If he didn't see it happen, Ron Ceglarek said he probably wouldn't believe it. A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds -- got up on its hind legs, tore a small American flag from a small staff next to a grave stone, rolled it up and carried it up a tree to a waiting mate...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 1 Response May 30, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Naughty Squirrels

    you can never trust these little monsters,they are a flying tree rat in a smart suit,..your nuts arent safe when they are around!
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

    I have been betrayed by a squirrel, just because I was having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning, and he wanted it. Such a mean squirrel, he followed me everywhere I went, since the bus would take long, I had to throw my sandwich away for him to stop bothering...
    BellaFairy BellaFairy 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 21, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Damn Squirrels

    Damn squirrels,Won't leave me alone,Can't do anything,I get caught,Everytime,Tried to raid the cupboard,They stopped me,Tried to make a sandwich,They ate it,Damn things,Always betraying me!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2011

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Our First House

    Shortly after my husband and I first married we were forced to move on account of me saying a few choice words to our landlord.  We had 30 official days to find a new place.  During the time I was under a lot of stress.  My mother was recovering from a triple bi...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 23 Responses May 5, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Woodland Ammunition

    I recall once I was walking innocently through the local woodland, when a squirrel jumped through the trees overhead and knocked down an acorn on my head. Blast you, squirrel! :P
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 8, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    ....and My Response Was A Rousing: "auuuuugh!"

     Yep, in college I had a squirrel jump from a nearby tree and try to leap through my window--the window was up, but thankfully the mesh screen was down. The squirrel then proceeded to make a god awful screeching noise, while it clung to the mesh screen and shook it...
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 8, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    It was a dark and stormy night,

    and I heard some scratching and thumping from the window, so I went to open it and look outside (Yeah I know, that's how every proper horror story begins, but in my defense it was the third floor and I've always wanted to see a flying zombie) then a squirrel leaped out at my...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 31, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Have

     But I think it was just pissed because Speechless stole its glasses. 
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Last week when returning home from the pub I was groped in the bus. I felt terrified, insecure and good, all at the same time. I was not too drunk but I was tired as I had been...
    coldboy coldboy 26-30 1 Response 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    12 months ago I created my profile and picked a name for my feminine self. 12 months ago Jessica came into my life (Virgos rule, BTW) What a year it's been.... I won't bother...
    JessicaDale JessicaDale 51-55, T 4 Responses 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If I can do my life all over again, I would have been a rockstar. I would have been like Roxette. Tough feminity, a solid band and sexy edgy hair. No harm dreaming isn't it. The...
    lpch lpch 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am a switch, both submissive and dominant. But really have been submissive to only a handful of men but always felt in control of letting go. Because of my busy life, my first...
    AtropineHeart AtropineHeart 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I've been with this guy for about 5 years and I'm fed up with him. This story is a bit crazy. I use to check his Facebook page often and notice that he conversates a lot with his...
    FrancinePryor FrancinePryor 46-50, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Scared to leave you But know I need to go Scared to leave because the path ahead has holes You may not have been nice But I felt provide for You may not have loved me But...
    kshine27 kshine27 26-30, F 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It has been a month now, since I found out my husband cheated on me. We have been together for 20 years and have two kids. It was a co-worker and it lasted 6 months. He told me he...
    Amyc76 Amyc76 36-40, F 16 Responses 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Lateness is actually one of the personality trait. People who are late all the time cannot help it. Simplegirlstory 22-25, F 7 Answers 1 8 mins ago in Community hi...
    sogdianrock sogdianrock 56-60, M 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I had a really good friend who did everything with me. We shared secrets and one day went as far as to tell each other our passwords to our social networks. About a week later she...
    varcx3 varcx3 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been chatting with this guy from school. I'm also a guy but I have a crush on him, he's a year younger than me. So, there's this welcome party for the freshmen in our...
    LeoNyxus LeoNyxus 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been through a lot for the past couple of years and I have been judged because of who I am or because of the way I look. I have been bullied for the people I like and why I...
    Nelly2003 Nelly2003 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm fourteen years old and a freshman in high school. I'm about 200 pounds. I haven't been able to forgive my mom for initially causing my weight. However, the truth is, obesity...
    EndTheFatKid EndTheFatKid 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was maybe about 16. He lied to me about his age... saying he was 17 when really he was 25. He used to cut me, choke me, and rape me. He used me for sex and then when i got...
    nicky3489 nicky3489 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Nowadays people are so selfish 😤
    aishu1996 aishu1996 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I know you may look at me and say.. "Your only 13! How can you be complaining about going through a lot in your life?" Well if you want to know ask me. But i have been through...
    LoveMeNow2002 LoveMeNow2002 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hope you all are fine. just want to say that for some reasons i have been misunderstood many times. so, i humbly request that if i ever hurt anyone please forgive me and please...
    ishqelahasil ishqelahasil 26-30, M Aug 19

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been lied, used, stabbed, threatened, blackmailed by some of my friends and by my ex. Now I have a serious problem with trusting someone. I know I'm still young but my ex...
    escede escede 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been lied to and hurt by my mother and not much better with my father I just want to run away to clear my head but I can't.
    silent62 silent62 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Letting go of it all. Letting go of everyone and anything that has made me feel bad or Insecure. Letting go of the hatred for myself for thinking I was capable of handling...
    ButtercupBrown15 ButtercupBrown15 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Actually, I have been helped more by strangers than by friends, it seems. For example, once me and a friend of mine were walking, when I felt faint, and stopped to catch my breath...
    Taurusedi Taurusedi 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    At last count I have been to 19 other countries, some when I was in the Navy, others when I was a 10 yo and still more as an adult. I am so grateful that I have had the chance...
    smalljack smalljack 56-60, M 4 Responses Aug 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    countless times...and now it's by the least expected person to do such a thing to me ..than Jk s a lit *****...go **** yourself
    DaveEatsToast DaveEatsToast 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been let down By my closest friend Do i dare telling him? Do i dare making him sad? No i dont ... I am his friend I would never let him know Know how sad i feel How...
    rb47 rb47 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been blocked for doing what I was asked
    alexabi alexabi 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been dealing with Hidradenitis Suppurativa for few years. It is an autoimmune disorder affecting the skin. Anyhow, I started having so much pain and was told HS damaged some...
    SoulCoffee SoulCoffee 26-30, M Aug 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been told I am...but when I think I like them they turn out to be pervs.
    lonefirefox lonefirefox 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    How do you find out if you have been blocked by someone if you don't know who's page to go to?
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F Aug 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    my husband and I were together 4 years before we got married and have a beautiful son together. this Saturday is our 1 year wedding anniversary. but it has been a year from hell. I...
    Sallster Sallster 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    US Travel I have been to the following states: Detroit Florida - Lived there for a few months Georgia Illinois Indiana - Lived there for a few years Kansas Kentucky Michigan...
    Horny63 Horny63 51-55, M Aug 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been living inside my head for some time now. You don't really realize it because it's your life and you don't see how you could live any other way, other than in your...
    Sydneysm Sydneysm 16-17, F Aug 11

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have been in love with one of my best friends (and ex) whom claims doesn't hold any feelings for me for so long that I've forgotten what it's like to not be heartbroken. It numbs...
    xavis xavis 26-30, M Aug 11