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I Have Been Betrayed By Squirrels

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    Crafty Little Creatures

     A friend sent me a clipping from a NYS newspaper. About a man who had a squirrel in his front roo. So the guy tried to pepper spray the squirrel. The man sent four people to ER because of the effects of the pepper spray. The fireman came by to air out the house. The...
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M May 24, 2009

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    Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

    If he didn't see it happen, Ron Ceglarek said he probably wouldn't believe it. A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds -- got up on its hind legs, tore a small American flag from a small staff next to a grave stone, rolled it up and carried it up a tree to a waiting mate...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 1 Response May 30, 2009

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    Naughty Squirrels

    you can never trust these little monsters,they are a flying tree rat in a smart suit,..your nuts arent safe when they are around!
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2009

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    Woodland Ammunition

    I recall once I was walking innocently through the local woodland, when a squirrel jumped through the trees overhead and knocked down an acorn on my head. Blast you, squirrel! :P
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 3 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    ....and My Response Was A Rousing: "auuuuugh!"

     Yep, in college I had a squirrel jump from a nearby tree and try to leap through my window--the window was up, but thankfully the mesh screen was down. The squirrel then proceeded to make a god awful screeching noise, while it clung to the mesh screen and shook it...
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Rabid Fred

    A very close friend of mine had a bright idea to help a poor squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was just a minor impact to the poor thing. Fred picked him up and put him in a box that he just happen to have in his car. About 5 minuets after putting said squirrel in the...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 13 Responses May 5, 2009

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    Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

    I have been betrayed by a squirrel, just because I was having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning, and he wanted it. Such a mean squirrel, he followed me everywhere I went, since the bus would take long, I had to throw my sandwich away for him to stop bothering...
    BellaFairy BellaFairy 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    Our First House

    Shortly after my husband and I first married we were forced to move on account of me saying a few choice words to our landlord.  We had 30 official days to find a new place.  During the time I was under a lot of stress.  My mother was recovering from a triple bi...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 25 Responses May 5, 2009

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    I Have

     But I think it was just pissed because Speechless stole its glasses. 
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    It was a dark and stormy night,

    and I heard some scratching and thumping from the window, so I went to open it and look outside (Yeah I know, that's how every proper horror story begins, but in my defense it was the third floor and I've always wanted to see a flying zombie) then a squirrel leaped out at my...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Jan 31

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    Look.....

    I think I know what the problem is here....if the ice age squirrel was to get his nut this would stop! I swear.
    christfukk christfukk 26-30, F Sep 20, 2012

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    Damn Squirrels

    Damn squirrels,Won't leave me alone,Can't do anything,I get caught,Everytime,Tried to raid the cupboard,They stopped me,Tried to make a sandwich,They ate it,Damn things,Always betraying me!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2011

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    I was betrayed by my EX because of a stupid misunderstanding. If you haven't read my profile, you might want to if you want the slightest chance of understanding me. I have a...
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    So my friend that hurt me terribly just reached outanf apologize but idk what to do because she's done this before then gone back to her old ways so I really don't have trust but...
    heatherm10 heatherm10 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    I only have 3/4 best friends, & a few acquaintances. I've had like 2 best friends who aren't anymore. I feel like so many people talk about others it's hard to even find anymore...
    njgirll njgirll 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    My best friend and I used to be inseparable. Freshman and sophomore year, we were practically connected at the hip. At some point this year she changed, and for reasons unknown to...
    heatherm10 heatherm10 16-17, F Jul 13

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    When my friends betray me I know there not my friend and they no that I don't like lies
    Iloveanime25 Iloveanime25 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 14

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    **** you...I thought you'd never be the one to hurt me but here you are hurting me more than anyone else.
    heatherm10 heatherm10 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    You ****** me over. I don't even know who the hell you are anymore! **** you!!
    TParrish TParrish 16-17, F Jul 15

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    I had this friend recently who I got along with and the relationship was turning into best friends. Then he yells at me last night for no reason. I tore all the pictures he drew me...
    seakitten25 seakitten25 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm sharing this with you because I want to know how I can move forward from this. I do love my husband but I feel so betrayed by his actions. And not just him his family and...
    2011dolly40 2011dolly40 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    Hello I am the wife of a drug addict. We have been married for 2 years July 21st. I began to notice major changes in his behavior and mood changes. Also the way he was w me. He...
    CE21 CE21 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 5

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    HelpingMe HelpingMe 36-40, F Jul 8

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    MentoPiano MentoPiano 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    I'm new to this. I am the daughter of a police officer and have never touch drugs. I am also the partner of a man with a 17 year heroin addiction. We have been together for around...
    hoppy87 hoppy87 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I need help! I have recently begun to recognize that I have been brainwashed by my family. Although I am becoming stronger, I still think that I am being manipulated by them. Worst...
    artiebrown14 artiebrown14 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I had been married for four months before I found out that my husband, whom I have been in a committed relationship for 9 years including a year-long engagement, cheated on me. It...
    krk314 krk314 31-35, F 5 Responses Jul 21

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    I cheated on my husband, then i left him. He was mean, and I'm tired of repeating the details, but by mean I intend to say that he fits into many of the descriptors of an...
    Regrets472 Regrets472 26-30, F Jul 21

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    I have been bullied before I been bullied but I haven't told a lot of people I love EP because it's like a journal and I can show how I really feel and how I really am Back to...
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    I think I've been told a few times even though I personally don't like my voice since my voice is a little deep and I have been called, "Sir" and "Bro" over the phone a few times...
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    I feel as a 30 year old woman I should be more accomplished I did everything right I've always been there for my family as they have been for me but sometimes I feel like I'm doing...
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    I often find myself wondering what if....how would we have been together if we had ever really had the chance.... I always kept these thoughts to myself, afraid of what you'd think...
    Oso41412 Oso41412 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I have been to Europe three times now, so excited to go again. I've visited Germany, Luxembourg, Belgium, Netherlands, France, Switzerland, and Austria so far and they all are...
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    I have lived in the UK all my life. I have been to France, Spain, Germany, America and Holland. I wish I had been to more but my mum is afraid of flying and I'm only 18 so there's...
    MattySomeone MattySomeone 18-21, M Jul 6

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    I have been to a few countries. Italy, Britain, Germany... I think I prefer my humble France to any of those places! Once I even traveled to another country to deliver coffee to a...
    Wattouat Wattouat 18-21, F Jul 6

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    I want to go to tokyo and I'm looking for anyone that have been to tokyo here 😩
    Hunnnson Hunnnson 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 7

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    God has a way of reminding us of where we came from and how far he has brought us.........forgive me for complaining even after you've given me a luxurious lifestyle .......on this...
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    I have been to many hospitals since the age of twelve. I have been diagnosed with bipolar since the age of six. I was first put into restraints when I was twelve. This means I was...
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    I have been to many hospitals since the age of twelve. I have been diagnosed with bipolar since the age of six. I was first put into restraints when I was twelve. This means I was...
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    I have been to many hospitals since the age of twelve. I have been diagnosed with bipolar since the age of six. I was first put into restraints when I was twelve. This means I was...
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    It's pretty normal for guys actually..but i have been into fist fight just twice.. The first was when i was 11..that kid was twice bigger than me and with a big lousy mouth..he...
    9thguy 9thguy 26-30, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Let’s be real here. Being stalked can be either fun or scary. It’s fun because you might feel like a celeb, and it’s scary when you might like “OMG who-is-this-person...
    HikoukiGumo HikoukiGumo 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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    I have been told I look like Christiano Ronaldo....I guess that is a good thing, right? 😮
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