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I Have Been Betrayed By Squirrels

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 74 People

    Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

    I have been betrayed by a squirrel, just because I was having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning, and he wanted it. Such a mean squirrel, he followed me everywhere I went, since the bus would take long, I had to throw my sandwich away for him to stop bothering...
    BellaFairy BellaFairy 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    Rabid Fred

    A very close friend of mine had a bright idea to help a poor squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was just a minor impact to the poor thing. Fred picked him up and put him in a box that he just happen to have in his car. About 5 minuets after putting said squirrel in the...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 13 Responses May 5, 2009

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    Crafty Little Creatures

     A friend sent me a clipping from a NYS newspaper. About a man who had a squirrel in his front roo. So the guy tried to pepper spray the squirrel. The man sent four people to ER because of the effects of the pepper spray. The fireman came by to air out the house. The...
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M May 24, 2009

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    ....and My Response Was A Rousing: "auuuuugh!"

     Yep, in college I had a squirrel jump from a nearby tree and try to leap through my window--the window was up, but thankfully the mesh screen was down. The squirrel then proceeded to make a god awful screeching noise, while it clung to the mesh screen and shook it...
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

    If he didn't see it happen, Ron Ceglarek said he probably wouldn't believe it. A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds -- got up on its hind legs, tore a small American flag from a small staff next to a grave stone, rolled it up and carried it up a tree to a waiting mate...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 1 Response May 30, 2009

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    Our First House

    Shortly after my husband and I first married we were forced to move on account of me saying a few choice words to our landlord.  We had 30 official days to find a new place.  During the time I was under a lot of stress.  My mother was recovering from a triple bi...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 23 Responses May 5, 2009

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    I Have

     But I think it was just pissed because Speechless stole its glasses. 
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    Naughty Squirrels

    you can never trust these little monsters,they are a flying tree rat in a smart suit,..your nuts arent safe when they are around!
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2009

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    It was a dark and stormy night,

    and I heard some scratching and thumping from the window, so I went to open it and look outside (Yeah I know, that's how every proper horror story begins, but in my defense it was the third floor and I've always wanted to see a flying zombie) then a squirrel leaped out at my...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 31, 2014

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    Damn Squirrels

    Damn squirrels,Won't leave me alone,Can't do anything,I get caught,Everytime,Tried to raid the cupboard,They stopped me,Tried to make a sandwich,They ate it,Damn things,Always betraying me!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2011

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    Woodland Ammunition

    I recall once I was walking innocently through the local woodland, when a squirrel jumped through the trees overhead and knocked down an acorn on my head. Blast you, squirrel! :P
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 3 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Look.....

    I think I know what the problem is here....if the ice age squirrel was to get his nut this would stop! I swear.
    saintargentina saintargentina 26-30, F Sep 20, 2012

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    Okay Im pretty much done with my friends. Like seriously I am really upset. I have always been the one to text my friends first so I decided it was their turn. It's been two weeks...
    LoveisBeautiful5013 LoveisBeautiful5013 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Yesterday, I found out I was betrayed by a friend. I've always felt he wasn't genuine and sincere as to what he always try to tell me, but I was stupid enough to give him the...
    grrrey grrrey 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    last night I was getting texts from this random number. Saying that it was a secret admirer, and such. i was just asking who it was and seeing if it was a friend playing a prank...
    LoveLessOne97 LoveLessOne97 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This is so far off then what i wright im not sure i can express my feeling fully because the unknown feeling hurts and makes me want to block out the people around me, and i know...
    LadyE21 LadyE21 22-25 1 Response 6 days ago

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    sandy11cc sandy11cc 26-30, F Mar 9

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    I've been doing everything with anger I feel like I need to channel my anger more
    MindlessInspiration MindlessInspiration 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    How could the one who vowed to love and protect me, the one man I shared my dreams with, bring me such misery and pain? How could he hurt me and think I should forgive so easily? I...
    flirtinglove flirtinglove 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 10

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    Last year I went out of my way to help a friend. A co-worker, but someone I considered a friend. Someone I care about. Well, I *thought* she was a friend. I campaigned for this...
    AlanFromHere AlanFromHere 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I am so hurt..why do I put up with this?
    imabitchimamother imabitchimamother 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    I really thought that he loved me..loved us. Boy was I wrong! I don't think you know how to love.
    imabitchimamother imabitchimamother 31-35, F Mar 9

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    by best friend ended up getting me sent to a mental hospital, but maybe it was a good thing. either way, I'm not mad, just indifferent.
    kingbrizo kingbrizo 18-21 Mar 9

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    I should not say that all men have hurt me. I do not think that all men are evil or blame everyone in my life but I have been hurt by a lot of men. I don't want to be bitter and I...
    wingeyes wingeyes 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 4

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    I have been so many times near love .... under the sky with all the stars up there...looking at moon ... feeling my heart pumping....like a love ... but i have been so many times...
    Jackk1992 Jackk1992 22-25, M Mar 1

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    So i have been in a relationship with my husband for 11 years and recently married. He has been to prison. Stolen. Lied. Cheated...the whole shabang! Hes been using since he was 12...
    bmfc5525 bmfc5525 36-40 4 Responses Mar 14

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    I have been with my husband for almost 11 years and we have two beautiful children. He has been cheating on me for the past six months. It's pretty crazy what goes on in your head...
    sunnygirl29 sunnygirl29 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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    On more than one occasion in my life I have been told that I am no good to anyone on this Earth and never will be. I have been told that I am useless and that I will never amount...
    hannahphillips hannahphillips 13-15, F Mar 7

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    Since I control the weather I have been studying my powers. What superhero names have you been thinking of?
    funnywolf29020 funnywolf29020 22-25, M Mar 12

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    My life for these past few months has been a roller coaster ride and a whirlwind of events that has shaped me to be a somewhat stronger person. I have been in fights with my...
    olarte718 olarte718 18-21 Mar 18

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    I have been cheated on repeatedly by the same partner. I have been cheated on by several men in my past and I believe they all did but just were slick enough to not get caught. I...
    fbizzle fbizzle 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    I think we all have been told this line, even just once. IDK if its just me, but I'd rather receive any compliment than this. It makes me too dependent on my physical appearance...
    DeuxExMachina DeuxExMachina 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    Yahallo!~ This is Lydia returning from It's-been-forever-Land! A lot has been going on lately. I have moved in with my new gf (a bit hasty I know but we were just so compatible). I...
    Lydia93 Lydia93 18-21, T 1 Response a week ago

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    Never for anything bad. I have been picked up at a bridge once when I was going to jump off it and other times when people have been concerned that I was suicidal.
    LinkinParkMuse LinkinParkMuse 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    This is a difficult thing to admit. I have been holding this a secret for about 7 years. I started seeing a therapist because I have had patterns of self destruction for years...
    somewhatdamaged88 somewhatdamaged88 26-30, F 11 hrs ago

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    A lot of people have been asking about my disappearance from Experience Project. I have had school work and the play at my schools seems to be taking over my life at the moment. I...
    ningqin ningqin 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    My husband & I have been in a few different MFF relationships. And one MMF relationship. We r very discrete and very picky, but when we find the right person, we always have tons...
    shaybaby26 shaybaby26 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 8

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    I have been hit and bullied for being transgender but that's was when I was in high school and know I just get dirty looks and name called so yeah me and my transgender and gay...
    imyourboyhere imyourboyhere 18-21, T 3 Responses Mar 8

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    I will never give my heart to someone again. I have been hurt too many times. How can anyone be so cruel ?
    sassygirl42 sassygirl42 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 11

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    I have been in an emotionally abusive relationship for 11 yrs now. We have a 6 yr old son together. Things started off good he was laid back , funny, charming , hardworking...
    mnc13085 mnc13085 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 12

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    I have been in numerous countries and I have my passport all marked up by customs officials from those countries to prove my claim. I have been to Europe, Far East, Israel, South...
    olderfemalesunbathing olderfemalesunbathing 46-50, F 5 Responses Mar 13

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    I tried posting my story, but it has content included in it that violates community guidelines. In short, I have been through all facets of bullying/abuse/harassment. My advice to...
    darnaby darnaby 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 17

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    I have been told that, but why did Oh look it's a black squirrel with Hey I love the movie UP. Don't look at me that way. Lol, joking.
    jcox01 jcox01 41-45, M Mar 17