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I Have Been Betrayed By Squirrels

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 73 People

    Woodland Ammunition

    I recall once I was walking innocently through the local woodland, when a squirrel jumped through the trees overhead and knocked down an acorn on my head. Blast you, squirrel! :P
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 3 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Look.....

    I think I know what the problem is here....if the ice age squirrel was to get his nut this would stop! I swear.
    saintargentina saintargentina 26-30, F Sep 20, 2012

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    Our First House

    Shortly after my husband and I first married we were forced to move on account of me saying a few choice words to our landlord.  We had 30 official days to find a new place.  During the time I was under a lot of stress.  My mother was recovering from a triple bi...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 23 Responses May 5, 2009

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    ....and My Response Was A Rousing: "auuuuugh!"

     Yep, in college I had a squirrel jump from a nearby tree and try to leap through my window--the window was up, but thankfully the mesh screen was down. The squirrel then proceeded to make a god awful screeching noise, while it clung to the mesh screen and shook it...
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Rabid Fred

    A very close friend of mine had a bright idea to help a poor squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was just a minor impact to the poor thing. Fred picked him up and put him in a box that he just happen to have in his car. About 5 minuets after putting said squirrel in the...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 13 Responses May 5, 2009

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    Crafty Little Creatures

     A friend sent me a clipping from a NYS newspaper. About a man who had a squirrel in his front roo. So the guy tried to pepper spray the squirrel. The man sent four people to ER because of the effects of the pepper spray. The fireman came by to air out the house. The...
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M May 24, 2009

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    Naughty Squirrels

    you can never trust these little monsters,they are a flying tree rat in a smart suit,..your nuts arent safe when they are around!
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2009

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    Damn Squirrels

    Damn squirrels,Won't leave me alone,Can't do anything,I get caught,Everytime,Tried to raid the cupboard,They stopped me,Tried to make a sandwich,They ate it,Damn things,Always betraying me!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2011

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    I Have

     But I think it was just pissed because Speechless stole its glasses. 
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    It was a dark and stormy night,

    and I heard some scratching and thumping from the window, so I went to open it and look outside (Yeah I know, that's how every proper horror story begins, but in my defense it was the third floor and I've always wanted to see a flying zombie) then a squirrel leaped out at my...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 31, 2014

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    Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

    If he didn't see it happen, Ron Ceglarek said he probably wouldn't believe it. A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds -- got up on its hind legs, tore a small American flag from a small staff next to a grave stone, rolled it up and carried it up a tree to a waiting mate...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 1 Response May 30, 2009

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    Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

    I have been betrayed by a squirrel, just because I was having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning, and he wanted it. Such a mean squirrel, he followed me everywhere I went, since the bus would take long, I had to throw my sandwich away for him to stop bothering...
    BellaFairy BellaFairy 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    bemyforeverlove97 bemyforeverlove97 16-17, F 5 Responses Feb 15

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    I've been doing everything with anger I feel like I need to channel my anger more
    MindlessInspiration MindlessInspiration 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    More like someone's Every single person I put my trust in Has betrayed me one way or another so what's the point in trusting anyone if they all end up betraying you in the...
    ScreamingWhispers ScreamingWhispers 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 10

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    there was this girl I loved and he knew I loved her, he supported me encouraged me until one day I found out he's been sleeping with her for months. to this day I think about it...
    SeriousSquirrel SeriousSquirrel 22-25, M Feb 15

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    Well, two people actually. My ex was one. My friend was the other. My ex and I met at 14. We were together until about 19. We had a daughter together. He was my best friend and...
    Stickwithmebabe Stickwithmebabe 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    "Friends". "Loves". "Family". Blow me... you give your absolute all to someone and they rip your heart straight out of your chest with bare hands, shred it up and **** on it.
    Britt4ny Britt4ny 70+, F 2 Responses Feb 15

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    I've had so many so called friends who really never cared about me.. how cruel.. pretend to want to get to know me and hang out and then go right behind my back and gossip about me...
    hannahrose29 hannahrose29 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 15

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    I remember back in 6th grade I had a "friend" and we were good friends but then she started hanging with the popular crowd and after that she changed she wasnt her anymore. she...
    Corneredblades Corneredblades 13-15, M Feb 15

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    It all begin when I was young now as I see & most of you should reaver your better off being alone there would be someone out there for you !!
    billyaldo billyaldo 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    "I hate it when people treat you like **** and you still worry about them."
    ImJustANobody ImJustANobody 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 17

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    I hate it when you give someone everything n then they treat you like trash, but everytime they need you they suddenly become your best friend
    angie314 angie314 13-15, F Feb 18

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    he started talking to me about marriage, told his entire family, started planning the wedding and now saying he no longer sure... who the does that?
    kafi12 kafi12 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    Trust and Respect are given to be earned. It's just not right to contemplate on them betraying you. It's also wise to think of who and what you are as a friend. Just the thing that...
    trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE 26-30, F Feb 21

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    I showed a friend so much love but when it fell off I was like dam do I know this person.
    sel27 sel27 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    A lot of people have been asking about my disappearance from Experience Project. I have had school work and the play at my schools seems to be taking over my life at the moment. I...
    ningqin ningqin 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    What a difference a year makes. 12 little months......Wow! I can scarcely believe it. Today is the first anniversary of my EP membership! When l look back, the year has flown.The...
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 15 Responses Feb 15

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    I have been so many times near love .... under the sky with all the stars up there...looking at moon ... feeling my heart pumping....like a love ... but i have been so many times...
    Jackk1992 Jackk1992 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    A couple weeks ago, 6 days after my 20th birthday, I had had enough with stress and my depression. Granted, I wasn't taking my medication properly, which probably contributed in my...
    KorruptedKid KorruptedKid 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    I'm glad to be here. Because before, I was past help. I didn't know how to voice my pain in any other way than that of self harm, and eventually, attempted suicide. But my mum...
    betruetoyourself14 betruetoyourself14 13-15, F Feb 7

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    i have been bullied since i was a kid i don't know why i'm depressed still going to school my sisters don't understand they also bullied me nobody understand how i feel i feel...
    gamergirlo gamergirlo 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have been going out with my girlfriend for about 5 months.. before we started dating I knew she had a male friend for over 20 years. they would go to the movies go to his house...
    ihavesomeissues ihavesomeissues 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    I have been called crazy multiple times in my life, I'm not fishing for compliments. They're right by the clinical definition. My past from what I can remember has been fairly...
    Edg3Runn3r Edg3Runn3r 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    you knew i fancied you, your friends also knew. we had been getting along great, but i kinda knew we weren't going to go that way, you vaguely cited religion as a reason even...
    spiralvortex spiralvortex 26-30, F Feb 9

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    I have been told that I am beautiful many times. Even in a store, some people say I am beautiful. Those compliments give me a shot of confidence and make me happy for a little...
    marion13 marion13 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 10

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    My husband left my kids and I 5 years after our 6th child was born, Simon (now 11). He left me with a little money, 6 kids and a house I couldn't afford. I had to get help from my...
    Richardson444 Richardson444 56-60, F 7 Responses Feb 16

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    I wear girls clothes and got to a park at night to walk around and have been beaten up a few times I guess I deserved it
    soaked44 soaked44 46-50, T 1 Response Feb 16

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    Interesting enough, I put down a nice long replied that took a lot of thought for someone, for I really cared what she was trying to say. Unfortunately, somehow, she never...
    Sparrowhawk1161 Sparrowhawk1161 51-55 1 Response Feb 19

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    Well it's been a while since I have been on...I guess the reasons are...my boyfriend and I broke up...and I also lost my pappy about a week ago
    SexySam93 SexySam93 18-21, F 9 Responses Feb 19

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    Things about where I live, my age and what I do, and about my health and my days. I have been asked why am I single.... And, now I have been asked what am I like in bed.... Am I...
    Rovigatti Rovigatti 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 20

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    I have been to America, Indonesia, Singapore, New Zealand, Japan and China.
    LadySarahNight LadySarahNight 18-21, F 10 Responses Feb 21

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    The first night with my master was surprising and sexy. He sprinkled rose petals all over the house and had a bath drawn with tea light candles floating in the water.. After giving...
    LilLexi16 LilLexi16 16-17, F 4 Responses Feb 21