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I Have Been Betrayed By Squirrels

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    Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

    I have been betrayed by a squirrel, just because I was having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning, and he wanted it. Such a mean squirrel, he followed me everywhere I went, since the bus would take long, I had to throw my sandwich away for him to stop bothering...
    BellaFairy BellaFairy 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    I Have

     But I think it was just pissed because Speechless stole its glasses. 
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6, 2009

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    Our First House

    Shortly after my husband and I first married we were forced to move on account of me saying a few choice words to our landlord.  We had 30 official days to find a new place.  During the time I was under a lot of stress.  My mother was recovering from a triple bi...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 23 Responses May 5, 2009

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    Crafty Little Creatures

     A friend sent me a clipping from a NYS newspaper. About a man who had a squirrel in his front roo. So the guy tried to pepper spray the squirrel. The man sent four people to ER because of the effects of the pepper spray. The fireman came by to air out the house. The...
    retiredfather retiredfather 61-65, M May 24, 2009

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    ....and My Response Was A Rousing: "auuuuugh!"

     Yep, in college I had a squirrel jump from a nearby tree and try to leap through my window--the window was up, but thankfully the mesh screen was down. The squirrel then proceeded to make a god awful screeching noise, while it clung to the mesh screen and shook it...
    StarliteRose StarliteRose 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    It was a dark and stormy night,

    and I heard some scratching and thumping from the window, so I went to open it and look outside (Yeah I know, that's how every proper horror story begins, but in my defense it was the third floor and I've always wanted to see a flying zombie) then a squirrel leaped out at my...
    Faust76 Faust76 70+, M 1 Response Jan 31, 2014

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    Woodland Ammunition

    I recall once I was walking innocently through the local woodland, when a squirrel jumped through the trees overhead and knocked down an acorn on my head. Blast you, squirrel! :P
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

    If he didn't see it happen, Ron Ceglarek said he probably wouldn't believe it. A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds -- got up on its hind legs, tore a small American flag from a small staff next to a grave stone, rolled it up and carried it up a tree to a waiting mate...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 1 Response May 30, 2009

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    Naughty Squirrels

    you can never trust these little monsters,they are a flying tree rat in a smart suit,..your nuts arent safe when they are around!
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2009

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    Rabid Fred

    A very close friend of mine had a bright idea to help a poor squirrel that had been hit by a car. It was just a minor impact to the poor thing. Fred picked him up and put him in a box that he just happen to have in his car. About 5 minuets after putting said squirrel in the...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 13 Responses May 5, 2009

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    Damn Squirrels

    Damn squirrels,Won't leave me alone,Can't do anything,I get caught,Everytime,Tried to raid the cupboard,They stopped me,Tried to make a sandwich,They ate it,Damn things,Always betraying me!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2011

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