I Have Blonde Moments

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 382 People

    Have You Ever Heard Of Deer Feathers?

    I was on my way home one night and it was late and dark. I was driving on a country road and there are a lot of deer around. I had the radio blaring and I was singing and a deer ran out in front of me. I swerved but hit it anyway. It was unavoidable. I hit the poor deer. I was so...
    spank1972 spank1972
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2009

    Yet Another Moment

    So, this isn't one of my own blonde moments.  But this is about an ex coworker of mine. I used to work in a pizza place.  We had many call in orders.  When a new customer called in it was required of us to get their name address and telephone number for delivery...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver
    22-25, F
    May 22, 2009

    Huh?

    I do it daily (OK, OK... Hourly)... I'm naturally a brunette, though. Go ******' figure.
    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised
    22-25, F
    Sep 21, 2011

    Why Do We Have An Electric Bill?

    One of my girlfriends is know for her blonde moments while getting bills and utilities in order when we rented a house together she asks me one day... If we have gas heat why do we have an electric bill? Well hun you know that hair straightener you use every morning... was the...
    kdk907 kdk907
    22-25
    Sep 12, 2012

    They happen waaaayyyy more often then I thought

    possible. Example: Teacher- what is the name of a famous Egyptian city? Me- the Nile
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    13-15, F
    5 Responses Oct 28, 2014

    Blonde Momments

    I was in taco bell talking to a old friend for 20 min. Waitin for my taco it was right in front of me the whole time im a natural red head i have blonde momments everyday people are telling me to die my hair blonde lol
    abbygurl abbygurl
    16-17, F
    Sep 10, 2013

    Blonde Momments

    I had a horriable blonde momment and im a natural red head every day i have my momments i was at taco bell waiting for my taco talking for a while with a old friend that worked there and the taco was right infront of me !
    abbygurl abbygurl
    16-17, F
    Sep 10, 2013

    Yes, A Bm Every Day Is Healthy For You

    Yes, I have BM’s (blond moments) every day of my life, but of course I am a natural blond, so I come by it naturally lol. Today was a particularly bad day for me but I will only tell you about the most ignorant thing I did today because I can’t give the SGT too much...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    10 Responses Feb 9, 2011

    Being Blonde

    I am one of those blondes out there that has the blonde moments (doing silly things) For example today I decided to boil eggs to make egg mayo totally forgot about them until i heard loud bang which was the eggs exploding they were on for about an hour, house full of smoke etc...
    mindy74 mindy74
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 24, 2008

    DAMN IT!

    I hate when I have these moments and unfortunately they happen a lot. I just don't think the subject all the way through before speaking on it. A friend of mine calls them 'my name moments', by my name I mean my real name which I'm sorry I'm not sharing, and when he says...
    GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2008

    Feather Or Lead.

    I was at work and my boss told me a riddle "what is more heavier a pound of feather or a pound of lead?" I thought about it and then I said lead. Lol! I was arguing with him why the lead was heavier. Until like an hour later I got the stupid riddle. Of course both of them are the...
    c07272101 c07272101
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2013

    Oww My Eye

    okay so before class today, i decided that i would be nice and put some body spray on, cuz you know its hot out and i dont want to be smelly. so i go to spray but it wont come out. i point the sprayer in my direction trying to figure out what the problem was. i press again. bam...
    juSts0m3giRl juSts0m3giRl
    18-21, F
    Sep 5, 2013

    Blonde Moment

    So the other day, I had that desire to look good, because I wasn't feeling so good, and I wanted to boost my confidence.  I decided to go to the store and bought this really pretty nail polish, Sally Hanson, hard as nails.  The color was a really pretty beige. ...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

    Being a blonde makes me a moron.

    .. SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!! I need friends...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason
    16-17, M
    Aug 31, 2014

    Most Memorable....

    When my mom had my younger brother, Brandon we watched a ton of Barney to keep him quiet UGH. Well His middle name is James giving him the initials BJ lol At the time I was 13 or so and I asked them what if they start calling him BJ like the Barney character..... I didn't get...
    foreverwandering foreverwandering
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 11, 2010

    I am going to exchange my plastic bottle of

    water for a new one because I didn't know that hot water will deform you water bottle. *face palm* Lol
    PetiteChica PetiteChica
    18-21, F
    Jan 9

    And I'm Not Even a Blond!

    Unless gray is blond. Silly little things things. I imagine we all do them at times. You know, you cannot remember something, or lose train of thought. Like, I know my shoes are in the closet. So I open the closet door and then I closed it absentmindedly when talking to...
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Dec 6, 2008

    I'm Not Blonde, But I Sure Act Like It....

    I'm not a blonde, by any means, but I sure act like it. It's kind of funny because I do things without even thinking sometimes. One time I couldn't find the house phone... I looked everywhere... Guess where I found it.... the freezer... I left it in there over night... That's...
    lizzieprincess1 lizzieprincess1
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 9, 2008

    I actually couldn't figure out

    and asked someone why there was a bell in the Taco Bell logo. As soon as I heard myself I wanted to die of embarrassment. Lol but it was funny.
    4gotwhereiwas 4gotwhereiwas
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 4

    Jeeze Too Many Duh Moments to Count...

    There has been so many times when I have done or said something extremely retarded.. For instance I will share a story with you... I used to work in my grandfathers open air fruit stand.. During the summer it would get like over a 100  degrees in there..  The only...
    CaliGirl3 CaliGirl3
    36-40, F
    14 Responses Nov 15, 2008

    Totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My WHOLE life is a blonde moment, I do have blonde hair after all ;)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Nov 15, 2009

    Oops

    I was trying to be helpful so I plugged my husbands phone in to charge it. about a half hour later i noticed the lights on the porch were on so I flicked off the power *****   3 hours later when my husband was getting ready to leave for work he picked up his phone and...
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Dec 8, 2008

    The Door That Didn't Open

    My parents have a skinny door that leads to their basement at their house. I was at Applebees with my dear sweet friend, and we were laughing it up, and having a good time.  On the way out, I noticed a skinny door that resembled the one at my parents house.As I started pushing...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 15, 2011

    Well. I kinda sorta blew up my dishwasher?

    Apparently dish soap can't be used as dishwasher soap.. Who knew? Apparently I do know that there's bubbles all over my kitchen.. In my defence it said "dishwashing liquid" so.. But I told them not to make me do chores.. So.😂😂😂
    ForeverKittenn ForeverKittenn
    13-15, F
    3 Responses May 13, 2015

    Thought The Sun Was The Moon

    I was driving and noticed something red and circular in the sky.  It wasn't very bright.  I then decided: It's the moon!  So I instagramed a picture of it and put the caption as, "So the moon is red..."  Then, about thirty minutes later, I noticed it was brighter.  I then...
    omgmoment omgmoment
    16-17
    Jun 4, 2012

    What?

    Lord, bless my soul! I have a blonde moment every 5 minutes. It amazes me & exasperates my poor man. In the past month I have: 1. The road I needed to turn down & the exit were very close. I was apparently in la la land and turned too soon. I'm driving & I see...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 25, 2008

    Eggs

    I was out with my brother at a restaurant when he was like 10 years old. He ordered something with eggs in it. The waiter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?" My brother wasn't really paying attention, so I gave him a look, and in a rude voice, I said, "Well done...
    omgmoment omgmoment
    16-17
    Jun 4, 2012

    We'Re All Matching!

    I had a soccer game today and when we were all warming up I looked up at everyone and I was like "OH MY GOD, GUYS WE'RE ALL MATCHING!" They're still giving me **** about it 5 hours later.
    1lexi16g 1lexi16g
    18-21, F
    Oct 8, 2013

    Nickels and Dimes

    So, my girls (friends) and I were sitting at the pizza place, enjoying our lunch when we started talking about mice.  And my one friend says that mice can fit through a hole the size of a dime.  And that a rat can fit through a hole the size of a nickel.  And, I...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 28, 2008

    Herp Herp.

    I'll give you an example of one of my herpaderp moments. I was talking to my mom about something, and I couldn't remember the word for sink. It was like herp derp wurp wurp. I had to ask my mom what it was called cus I was unable to think of the word. It happens sometimes.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    May 6, 2011

    Lost

    I have this door that opens if you just push on it, cause it was broken and no one bothers to fix it. I was in a real hurry to get somewhere, and I ran into that door. It didn't open, and my face got smashed. I wondered why it didn't open like it should, until I realized, I wasn...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 3, 2012

    Why YES I Have Blonde Moments

    I'm not ashamed to admit I have blonde moments which usually make people laugh. Even texting or emailing I tend to ramble & jump around on topics, I'm proud of my blonde moments as I call them - even if I'm not a "true blonde".
    Browneyesgirl Browneyesgirl
    51-55, F
    Nov 23, 2013
    ChloeValintina ChloeValintina
    31-35, F
    May 20, 2015

    I Have Constant Blonde Moments It Never Ends

    so i have frequent blonde moments and they can sometimes affect my day to day life. well here's a few So i recently went to the dollar store for an item and i get there and i cant remember nothing so i find something i needed so i buy it. When i get home i realize what i wanted...
    RRJR84 RRJR84
    26-30, M
    Sep 13, 2012

    The sky is blue. Like it's really blue right

    now. A thought can into my head and it was like, wait I thought the sky was gray, when did this happen? I can't believe what my mind thinks sometimes. It actually thought the sky was gray. But on some level I knew it was blue. Does anyone else have conflicting thoughts like that...
    lostfollower lostfollower
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Feb 17

    All the Time! Lol!

     We get new bedsheets,who burns a little hole in it on day one?Me...My husband just says...''That's my honey!'' and laughs.That is so great,the way he deals with my blond moments.I'm lucky with that.
    illiona illiona
    26-30, F
    May 22, 2009

    I am a natural blonde,

    so I have blonde moments quite frequently. Some can be fun, and some can be downright dumb. This instance is one of the latter :PIt may be hard to tell, but look towards the center of the plastic lid. I have completely decimated it, trying to jam the straw in that part. As you...
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Nov 17, 2015

    Identify this net ^ a) sphere b) rectangle c)

    cube d) square Me- a.) sphere
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2014

    Again

    So I went to this vietnamese restaurant tonight for dinner.  I ordered something I couldn;t pronounce, but under the name it told me what was there.  It was fried fish. The plate arrived, and the fish was mixed with onions and peppers.  I tried a piece of the...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 6, 2009

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    live session for me going on..although its not from the couple side.. i am travelling in a public transport right now..a night journey from Jaipur to Delhi, its a sleeper semi...
    MysteriousLion MysteriousLion
    22-25, M
    Apr 21
    My girlfriend who I met on EP is 51% Native American (Yeah I know, but that's what her blood test says) Her Biological Mother was born in Mexico, but she was adopted by a Native...
    WhirlwindR WhirlwindR
    22-25, M
    Apr 21
    Confession time: I knew you who you were all along. I played along watching carefully waiting to get enough confirmation to support the doubt in my mind. Even though it was all a...
    EscapingUrLies EscapingUrLies
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    She is a Pitbull/Lab Mix, she is a blonde dope. Her name is Thora. She is also a traitor and is more my partners dog than mine, but oh well, she is still my demonic Hippo. lol
    CalicoWoolfe CalicoWoolfe
    26-30, F
    Apr 18
    After months of wondering, asking Angels if this whole TF thing is real, I have been shown many signs that this is real (Signs ranging from number sequences, animals, butterflies...
    Kd414 Kd414
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Apr 18
    I am 19 years old and I have a crush on a guy who is 16. Although three years doesn't seem horrible, I know I cannot tell anyone that I am attracted to a sophomore in high school...
    chasingsunsets chasingsunsets
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Apr 17
    My train of thought has to be the most fvcked-up out of everybody's. Something enters my head, and then moments later, something else that can be vaguely associated to it, and...
    AsYetNameless AsYetNameless
    13-15, T
    Apr 17
    last night i dreamt i had my hair dyed blonde n when i looked in the mirror it was black wt a shock
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Apr 14
    Was feeling full, stretched out, when I saw the neighbor come home. Waved him over to the porch. Was sure to squeeze a little so they leaked through my white top. He happily helped...
    bustybobo bustybobo
    41-45, F
    9 Responses Apr 12
    ...Its very important that I tell you guys... I AM THE UNITED BLOODY KINGDOM!!! This is a Hetalia reference, since I act WAYYYYY too much like Arthur... Like, he can...
    EridianaAndErin EridianaAndErin
    13-15, F
    Apr 11
    Since the fall of my relationship, I have had extreme anxiety. I guess because I know It's the end. I'm scared of not being in a relationship. It has been rare moments I have not...
    ptsdlady ptsdlady
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 10
    This is my story. It is long, but I hope you all can relate to it. A year ago I went on a catholic retreat called Kairos and I gave a speech on my ideals and how to find them and...
    cmom96 cmom96
    18-21, F
    Apr 9
    I've had more Jacksss moments before jackass came about with my mates. Being put in a trolley down a hill / oh yes fun.. Zooming over a road at the end
    junedrops junedrops
    26-30, F
    Apr 9
    I think these moments/recent weeks are so far the best moments of my life. I am away from home... xD I have no stressful job.. i own my time 24/7! every weekdays. ^______^I got my...
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    I think it's time to take a stand ! I am going to reveal my personal top 5 two weeks before EP shuts down. For starters, my wife is the absolute number 1 on EP ! I still haven't...
    AdBlue AdBlue
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Apr 6
    I enjoy being a West Indian in these moments :) :) World Cup Men T20 Championship 2016 - West Indies vs England - West Indies win . World Cup women T20 Championship 2016...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko
    36-40, M
    Apr 3
    02/04/2016 - I love those moments of just laying together on the couch, in bed snuggling after sex or love making, in bed just snuggling into his chest. Spooning getting body...
    shecanonlydream shecanonlydream
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 2
    I love my hair, and my eyes! People say when I'm sad, angry, or crying my eyes turn dark blue
    Emily555555 Emily555555
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 1
    I love my strawberry blonde hair it's one of my favorite things about myself ☺️☺️
    Julie0130 Julie0130
    16-17, F
    Mar 31
    I had a dream last night that I made a new best friend. It started out very strangely. I was in my neighbourhood, helping people do something. I don't know what it was. I think it...
    cloudyjay cloudyjay
    16-17, F
    Mar 31
    For the most part I am a loner. I'm sitting at home watching Arrow. My man works nights so I don't get to talk much to him. But I smile like an idiot when he is able to send me a...
    lovesthenightsky lovesthenightsky
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Mar 30
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