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I Have Blonde Moments

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    Thought The Sun Was The Moon - I was driving and noticed something red and circular in the sky.  It wasn't very bright.  I then decided: It's the moon!  So I instagramed a...
    omgmoment omgmoment 16-17 Jun 4, 2012

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    DAMN IT! - I hate when I have these moments and unfortunately they happen a lot. I just don't think the subject all the way through before speaking on it. A friend of mine calls...
    GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2008

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    Well Kinda???? - I cannot call them blond moments because I have a blond daughter and that hurts her feelings.I cannot call them senior moments because that offends my parents!I...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F Aug 31, 2013

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    Yet Another Moment - So, this isn't one of my own blonde moments.  But this is about an ex coworker of mine. I used to work in a pizza place.  We had many call in orders...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F May 22, 2009

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    Jeeze Too Many Duh Moments to Count... - There has been so many times when I have done or said something extremely retarded.. For instance I will share a story with you... I used...
    CaliGirl3 CaliGirl3 36-40, F 14 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Oww My Eye - okay so before class today, i decided that i would be nice and put some body spray on, cuz you know its hot out and i dont want to be smelly. so i go to spray but it...
    juSts0m3giRl juSts0m3giRl 18-21, F Sep 5, 2013

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    Feather Or Lead. - I was at work and my boss told me a riddle "what is more heavier a pound of feather or a pound of lead?" I thought about it and then I said lead. Lol! I was...
    c07272101 c07272101 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 28, 2013

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    I'm Not Blonde, But I Sure Act Like It.... - I'm not a blonde, by any means, but I sure act like it. It's kind of funny because I do things without even thinking sometimes. One...
    lizzieprincess1 lizzieprincess1 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 9, 2008

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    Again - So I went to this vietnamese restaurant tonight for dinner.  I ordered something I couldn;t pronounce, but under the name it told me what was there.  It was...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F 1 Response May 6, 2009

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    Most Memorable.... - When my mom had my younger brother, Brandon we watched a ton of Barney to keep him quiet UGH. Well His middle name is James giving him the initials BJ lol At...
    foreverwandering foreverwandering 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 11, 2010

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    Totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - My WHOLE life is a blonde moment, I do have blonde hair after all ;)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 5 Responses Nov 15, 2009

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    On Ep :p - I just saw one of my stories in the little....Experience box over there -> and clicked it for fun. Then I looked at the comments and saw there were only 5...
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 10 Responses Sep 21, 2009

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    Oops - I was trying to be helpful so I plugged my husbands phone in to charge it. about a half hour later i noticed the lights on the porch were on so I flicked off the power...
    librakitty05 librakitty05 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    Eggs - I was out with my brother at a restaurant when he was like 10 years old. He ordered something with eggs in it. The waiter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?" My...
    omgmoment omgmoment 16-17 Jun 4, 2012

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    Getting 'Ribbed' - Ok, so yesterday was full of Blonde Moments! Too many to even list here! But the grand finale happened on the way home from work! Someone was driving a car with...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 10 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Nickels and Dimes - So, my girls (friends) and I were sitting at the pizza place, enjoying our lunch when we started talking about mice.  And my one friend says that mice can...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 28, 2008

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    All the Time! Lol! -  We get new bedsheets,who burns a little hole in it on day one?Me...My husband just says...''That's my honey!'' and laughs.That is so great,the way he...
    illiona illiona 26-30, F May 22, 2009

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    What? - Lord, bless my soul! I have a blonde moment every 5 minutes. It amazes me & exasperates my poor man. In the past month I have: 1. The road I needed to turn down &...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2008

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    Lost - I have this door that opens if you just push on it, cause it was broken and no one bothers to fix it. I was in a real hurry to get somewhere, and I ran into that door. It...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 3, 2012

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    The Door That Didn't Open - My parents have a skinny door that leads to their basement at their house. I was at Applebees with my dear sweet friend, and we were laughing it up...
    4gotwhereIwas 4gotwhereIwas 26-30 2 Responses Sep 15, 2011

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    Being Blonde - I am one of those blondes out there that has the blonde moments (doing silly things) For example today I decided to boil eggs to make egg mayo totally forgot about...
    mindy74 mindy74 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    And I'm Not Even a Blond! - Unless gray is blond. Silly little things things. I imagine we all do them at times. You know, you cannot remember something, or lose train of thought...
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 6 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Why Do We Have An Electric Bill? - One of my girlfriends is know for her blonde moments while getting bills and utilities in order when we rented a house together she asks me one...
    kdk907 kdk907 22-25 Sep 12, 2012

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    I Have Constant Blonde Moments It Never Ends - so i have frequent blonde moments and they can sometimes affect my day to day life. well here's a few So i recently went to the...
    RRJR84 RRJR84 26-30, M Sep 13, 2012

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    A Brunette With Blonde Moments! - I have blonde moments and I'm not even blonde O_O My friends always tell me I should have been a blonde!!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 10, 2008

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    Have You Ever Heard Of Deer Feathers? - I was on my way home one night and it was late and dark. I was driving on a country road and there are a lot of deer around. I had the radio...
    spank1972 spank1972 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 15, 2009

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    Blonde Momments - I was in taco bell talking to a old friend for 20 min. Waitin for my taco it was right in front of me the whole time im a natural red head i have blonde momments...
    abbygurl abbygurl 13-15, F Sep 10, 2013

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    Blonde Momments - I had a horriable blonde momment and im a natural red head every day i have my momments i was at taco bell waiting for my taco talking for a while with a old...
    abbygurl abbygurl 13-15, F Sep 10, 2013

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    Every Hour, On the Hour - Hehehe, most often happening in the Summer of course. My hair goes blonde around that time but at the moment its not sure whether it wants to be brunette...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 24, 2008

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    We'Re All Matching! - I had a soccer game today and when we were all warming up I looked up at everyone and I was like "OH MY GOD, GUYS WE'RE ALL MATCHING!" They're still giving...
    1lexi16g 1lexi16g 16-17, F Oct 8, 2013

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    Yes, A Bm Every Day Is Healthy For You - Yes, I have BM’s (blond moments) every day of my life, but of course I am a natural blond, so I come by it naturally lol. Today was a...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 10 Responses Feb 9, 2011

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    Why YES I Have Blonde Moments - I'm not ashamed to admit I have blonde moments which usually make people laugh. Even texting or emailing I tend to ramble & jump around on topics, I...
    Browneyesgirl Browneyesgirl 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 23, 2013

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    Blonde Moment - So the other day, I had that desire to look good, because I wasn't feeling so good, and I wanted to boost my confidence.  I decided to go to the store and...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Herp Herp. - I'll give you an example of one of my herpaderp moments. I was talking to my mom about something, and I couldn't remember the word for sink. It was like herp derp wurp...
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F May 6, 2011

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    Ive got them Blue eyes and long blonde hair!
    buttercup0598 buttercup0598 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I went out on a date with this amazinggg guy and our first date I kinda gave him a BJ before work. I loved it, it got me soo wet. 🙈
    Batchick420 Batchick420 18-21, F 9 Responses Mar 24

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    Let's say Sir. Helpful, offers assistance by means of a massage. This is not inappropriate as he does this professionally. The suggestion arose from lengthy conversation of...
    merrygentry merrygentry 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    I have a birthmark right above my right hip bone and it's not really shaped like anything. But here's the weird part! My BEST FRIEND Sam (a boy) has the exact same birthmark in the...
    kkkkbieber kkkkbieber 13-15, F a week ago

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week, enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Mar 22

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    When I was younger, I had a lot of health problems and a very weak neck, and sometimes it felt like it was going to fall back. I'm strong, because of my strength, if I pushed hard...
    MaryRiddle3 MaryRiddle3 13-15, F Mar 30

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    I have many but one is the most obvious but often missed. I was 4 yrs old, telling friends I would see them soon at the lake. I started back to my grandma's house as mom was...
    kdone kdone 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 17

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    A blonde was on her front lawn in a row boat rowing away when another blonde woman saw her , stopped her car , got out and yelled... "It's blondes like you that gives blondes like...
    Bigbadwerewolf Bigbadwerewolf 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 26

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    How Many Sheep Do I Have? There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm not sure many people are on this site anymore since it was taken down, but I know a few people who are, so I will start a new series again. Jason sat in his social workers...
    Surf07 Surf07 18-21, M Apr 6

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    A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Mar 22

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    A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse ma'am, could I please see your driving license and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the...
    MaryRiddle3 MaryRiddle3 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 26

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    Make It Off The Island There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 27

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    So Blonde... Taco Bell She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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