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I Have Blonde Moments

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    Oww My Eye

    okay so before class today, i decided that i would be nice and put some body spray on, cuz you know its hot out and i dont want to be smelly. so i go to spray but it wont come out. i point the sprayer in my direction trying to figure out what the problem was. i press again. bam...
    juSts0m3giRl juSts0m3giRl 18-21, F Sep 5, 2013

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    Oops

    I was trying to be helpful so I plugged my husbands phone in to charge it. about a half hour later i noticed the lights on the porch were on so I flicked off the power *****   3 hours later when my husband was getting ready to leave for work he picked up his phone and...
    librakitty05 librakitty05 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    Duhhhhh

    I'm blonde and I'm dumb at times....does that count? LOL    Sammy Jo Duponte x  
    Samm199294 Samm199294 36-40, F Jul 27, 2008

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    Again

    So I went to this vietnamese restaurant tonight for dinner.  I ordered something I couldn;t pronounce, but under the name it told me what was there.  It was fried fish. The plate arrived, and the fish was mixed with onions and peppers.  I tried a piece of the...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F 1 Response May 6, 2009

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    On Ep :p

    I just saw one of my stories in the little....Experience box over there -> and clicked it for fun. Then I looked at the comments and saw there were only 5. I then spent 30 seconds throwing an OTT hissy fit because earlier it had 11 comments! Until I ...
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 10 Responses Sep 21, 2009

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    All the Time! Lol!

     We get new bedsheets,who burns a little hole in it on day one?Me...My husband just says...''That's my honey!'' and laughs.That is so great,the way he deals with my blond moments.I'm lucky with that.
    illiona illiona 26-30, F May 22, 2009

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    A Brunette With Blonde Moments!

    I have blonde moments and I'm not even blonde O_O My friends always tell me I should have been a blonde!!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 10, 2008

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    Well Kinda????

    I cannot call them blond moments because I have a blond daughter and that hurts her feelings.I cannot call them senior moments because that offends my parents!I call the C.R.A.F.T. moments!As in;Can NOTRememberA FrigingThing!
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F Aug 31, 2013

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    Why Do We Have An Electric Bill?

    One of my girlfriends is know for her blonde moments while getting bills and utilities in order when we rented a house together she asks me one day... If we have gas heat why do we have an electric bill? Well hun you know that hair straightener you use every morning... was the...
    kdk907 kdk907 22-25 Sep 12, 2012

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    Blonde Momments

    I had a horriable blonde momment and im a natural red head every day i have my momments i was at taco bell waiting for my taco talking for a while with a old friend that worked there and the taco was right infront of me !
    abbygurl abbygurl 13-15, F Sep 10, 2013

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    Most Memorable....

    When my mom had my younger brother, Brandon we watched a ton of Barney to keep him quiet UGH. Well His middle name is James giving him the initials BJ lol At the time I was 13 or so and I asked them what if they start calling him BJ like the Barney character..... I didn't get...
    foreverwandering foreverwandering 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 11, 2010

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    Blonde Moment

    So the other day, I had that desire to look good, because I wasn't feeling so good, and I wanted to boost my confidence.  I decided to go to the store and bought this really pretty nail polish, Sally Hanson, hard as nails.  The color was a really pretty beige. ...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Blonde Momments

    I was in taco bell talking to a old friend for 20 min. Waitin for my taco it was right in front of me the whole time im a natural red head i have blonde momments everyday people are telling me to die my hair blonde lol
    abbygurl abbygurl 13-15, F Sep 10, 2013

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    What?

    Lord, bless my soul! I have a blonde moment every 5 minutes. It amazes me & exasperates my poor man. In the past month I have: 1. The road I needed to turn down & the exit were very close. I was apparently in la la land and turned too soon. I'm driving & I see...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2008

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    I'm Not Blonde, But I Sure Act Like It....

    I'm not a blonde, by any means, but I sure act like it. It's kind of funny because I do things without even thinking sometimes. One time I couldn't find the house phone... I looked everywhere... Guess where I found it.... the freezer... I left it in there over night... That's...
    lizzieprincess1 lizzieprincess1 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 9, 2008

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    Being Blonde

    I am one of those blondes out there that has the blonde moments (doing silly things) For example today I decided to boil eggs to make egg mayo totally forgot about them until i heard loud bang which was the eggs exploding they were on for about an hour, house full of smoke etc...
    mindy74 mindy74 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    Every Hour, On the Hour

    Hehehe, most often happening in the Summer of course. My hair goes blonde around that time but at the moment its not sure whether it wants to be brunette or a redhead. But I have blonde moments alot!!! If not every day, or every hour...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 24, 2008

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    Feather Or Lead.

    I was at work and my boss told me a riddle "what is more heavier a pound of feather or a pound of lead?" I thought about it and then I said lead. Lol! I was arguing with him why the lead was heavier. Until like an hour later I got the stupid riddle. Of course both of them are the...
    c07272101 c07272101 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 28, 2013

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    Thought The Sun Was The Moon

    I was driving and noticed something red and circular in the sky.  It wasn't very bright.  I then decided: It's the moon!  So I instagramed a picture of it and put the caption as, "So the moon is red..."  Then, about thirty minutes later, I noticed it was brighter.  I then...
    omgmoment omgmoment 16-17 Jun 4, 2012

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    We'Re All Matching!

    I had a soccer game today and when we were all warming up I looked up at everyone and I was like "OH MY GOD, GUYS WE'RE ALL MATCHING!" They're still giving me **** about it 5 hours later.
    1lexi16g 1lexi16g 16-17, F Oct 8, 2013

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    Getting 'Ribbed'

    Ok, so yesterday was full of Blonde Moments! Too many to even list here! But the grand finale happened on the way home from work! Someone was driving a car with a license plate that said: TROJAN. Yeah... I BUSTED out laughing!(think condom here!) I told Ma I couldn't...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 10 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Why YES I Have Blonde Moments

    I'm not ashamed to admit I have blonde moments which usually make people laugh. Even texting or emailing I tend to ramble & jump around on topics, I'm proud of my blonde moments as I call them - even if I'm not a "true blonde".
    Browneyesgirl Browneyesgirl 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 23, 2013

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    Lost

    I have this door that opens if you just push on it, cause it was broken and no one bothers to fix it. I was in a real hurry to get somewhere, and I ran into that door. It didn't open, and my face got smashed. I wondered why it didn't open like it should, until I realized, I wasn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 3, 2012

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    Herp Herp.

    I'll give you an example of one of my herpaderp moments. I was talking to my mom about something, and I couldn't remember the word for sink. It was like herp derp wurp wurp. I had to ask my mom what it was called cus I was unable to think of the word. It happens sometimes.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F May 6, 2011

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    I Have Constant Blonde Moments It Never Ends

    so i have frequent blonde moments and they can sometimes affect my day to day life. well here's a few So i recently went to the dollar store for an item and i get there and i cant remember nothing so i find something i needed so i buy it. When i get home i realize what i wanted...
    RRJR84 RRJR84 26-30, M Sep 13, 2012

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    Eggs

    I was out with my brother at a restaurant when he was like 10 years old. He ordered something with eggs in it. The waiter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?" My brother wasn't really paying attention, so I gave him a look, and in a rude voice, I said, "Well done...
    omgmoment omgmoment 16-17 Jun 4, 2012

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    And I'm Not Even a Blond!

    Unless gray is blond. Silly little things things. I imagine we all do them at times. You know, you cannot remember something, or lose train of thought. Like, I know my shoes are in the closet. So I open the closet door and then I closed it absentmindedly when talking to...
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 6 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Have You Ever Heard Of Deer Feathers?

    I was on my way home one night and it was late and dark. I was driving on a country road and there are a lot of deer around. I had the radio blaring and I was singing and a deer ran out in front of me. I swerved but hit it anyway. It was unavoidable. I hit the poor deer. I was so...
    spank1972 spank1972 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 15, 2009

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    Being a blonde makes me a moron.

    .. SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!! I need friends...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Aug 31

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    Totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My WHOLE life is a blonde moment, I do have blonde hair after all ;)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 5 Responses Nov 15, 2009

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    DAMN IT!

    I hate when I have these moments and unfortunately they happen a lot. I just don't think the subject all the way through before speaking on it. A friend of mine calls them 'my name moments', by my name I mean my real name which I'm sorry I'm not sharing, and when he says...
    GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2008

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    Nickels and Dimes

    So, my girls (friends) and I were sitting at the pizza place, enjoying our lunch when we started talking about mice.  And my one friend says that mice can fit through a hole the size of a dime.  And that a rat can fit through a hole the size of a nickel.  And, I...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 28, 2008

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    Huh?

    I do it daily (OK, OK... Hourly)... I'm naturally a brunette, though. Go ******' figure.
    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised 22-25, F Sep 21, 2011

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    The Door That Didn't Open

    My parents have a skinny door that leads to their basement at their house. I was at Applebees with my dear sweet friend, and we were laughing it up, and having a good time.  On the way out, I noticed a skinny door that resembled the one at my parents house.As I started pushing...
    4gotwhereIwas 4gotwhereIwas 26-30 2 Responses Sep 15, 2011

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    Jeeze Too Many Duh Moments to Count...

    There has been so many times when I have done or said something extremely retarded.. For instance I will share a story with you... I used to work in my grandfathers open air fruit stand.. During the summer it would get like over a 100  degrees in there..  The only...
    CaliGirl3 CaliGirl3 36-40, F 14 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Yes, A Bm Every Day Is Healthy For You

    Yes, I have BM’s (blond moments) every day of my life, but of course I am a natural blond, so I come by it naturally lol. Today was a particularly bad day for me but I will only tell you about the most ignorant thing I did today because I can’t give the SGT too much...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 10 Responses Feb 9, 2011

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    Yet Another Moment

    So, this isn't one of my own blonde moments.  But this is about an ex coworker of mine. I used to work in a pizza place.  We had many call in orders.  When a new customer called in it was required of us to get their name address and telephone number for delivery...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F May 22, 2009

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    That moment when someone say "You won't see me for a while" and all you could muster is "Oh Okay" nonchalantly when you wanted to know why. That moment when you have to act you don...
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    “I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and...
    nealbrute nealbrute 22-25, F Sep 12

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    I've always been sheltered...no, not sheltered. Protected. Withdrawn. A perfect circle. No one gets in, I don't get get out. It's raining now. There's a spot above a small valley I...
    joecell joecell 46-50, M Sep 20

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    No harm in this right ...... if this is a crime. Then i am guilty as charged. Where is the cuff's slap it on and drag me to prison!
    SocialmediaSeductress SocialmediaSeductress 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 21

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    Rawr! *Hugs U* >~< Nyan!
    ClockworkTimesUp ClockworkTimesUp 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 21

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    When I found out only my sis and I in the family used Asian Surnames and have black hair, we took some time to think, and came up with a great conclusion. High chances that my...
    TetraZL TetraZL 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 7

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    Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Sep 8

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    Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 18

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    There were two demon women, one black haired one blonde, fighting for hades. I fight the blonde haired one, and killed her. Hades told me it was because she wasn't the blonde...
    DreamChristine DreamChristine 31-35, F Sep 7

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    Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts? A: Change.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 31

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    I heard some people like blondes. Is this true?
    onlyhailey onlyhailey 16-17, F 7 Responses Sep 6

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    Blondes drive me crazy... brunettes once in a while as well
    romeo27 romeo27 13-15, M Sep 7

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    Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one about...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 7

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