I Have Blonde Moments

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 375 People

    Most Memorable....

    When my mom had my younger brother, Brandon we watched a ton of Barney to keep him quiet UGH. Well His middle name is James giving him the initials BJ lol At the time I was 13 or so and I asked them what if they start calling him BJ like the Barney character..... I didn't get...
    foreverwandering foreverwandering
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 11, 2010

    And I'm Not Even a Blond!

    Unless gray is blond. Silly little things things. I imagine we all do them at times. You know, you cannot remember something, or lose train of thought. Like, I know my shoes are in the closet. So I open the closet door and then I closed it absentmindedly when talking to...
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Dec 6, 2008

    Being Blonde

    I am one of those blondes out there that has the blonde moments (doing silly things) For example today I decided to boil eggs to make egg mayo totally forgot about them until i heard loud bang which was the eggs exploding they were on for about an hour, house full of smoke etc...
    mindy74 mindy74
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 24, 2008

    The Door That Didn't Open

    My parents have a skinny door that leads to their basement at their house. I was at Applebees with my dear sweet friend, and we were laughing it up, and having a good time.  On the way out, I noticed a skinny door that resembled the one at my parents house.As I started pushing...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Sep 15, 2011


    My WHOLE life is a blonde moment, I do have blonde hair after all ;)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Nov 15, 2009

    Jeeze Too Many Duh Moments to Count...

    There has been so many times when I have done or said something extremely retarded.. For instance I will share a story with you... I used to work in my grandfathers open air fruit stand.. During the summer it would get like over a 100  degrees in there..  The only...
    CaliGirl3 CaliGirl3
    36-40, F
    14 Responses Nov 15, 2008


    I was out with my brother at a restaurant when he was like 10 years old. He ordered something with eggs in it. The waiter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?" My brother wasn't really paying attention, so I gave him a look, and in a rude voice, I said, "Well done...
    omgmoment omgmoment
    Jun 4, 2012

    Blonde Moment

    So the other day, I had that desire to look good, because I wasn't feeling so good, and I wanted to boost my confidence.  I decided to go to the store and bought this really pretty nail polish, Sally Hanson, hard as nails.  The color was a really pretty beige. ...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

    Herp Herp.

    I'll give you an example of one of my herpaderp moments. I was talking to my mom about something, and I couldn't remember the word for sink. It was like herp derp wurp wurp. I had to ask my mom what it was called cus I was unable to think of the word. It happens sometimes.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    May 6, 2011

    Blonde Momments

    I was in taco bell talking to a old friend for 20 min. Waitin for my taco it was right in front of me the whole time im a natural red head i have blonde momments everyday people are telling me to die my hair blonde lol
    abbygurl abbygurl
    18-21, F
    Sep 10, 2013

    Why Do We Have An Electric Bill?

    One of my girlfriends is know for her blonde moments while getting bills and utilities in order when we rented a house together she asks me one day... If we have gas heat why do we have an electric bill? Well hun you know that hair straightener you use every morning... was the...
    kdk907 kdk907
    Sep 12, 2012

    Being a blonde makes me a moron.

    .. SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!! I need friends...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason
    18-21, M
    Aug 31, 2014


    I was trying to be helpful so I plugged my husbands phone in to charge it. about a half hour later i noticed the lights on the porch were on so I flicked off the power *****   3 hours later when my husband was getting ready to leave for work he picked up his phone and...
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Dec 8, 2008

    Blonde Momments

    I had a horriable blonde momment and im a natural red head every day i have my momments i was at taco bell waiting for my taco talking for a while with a old friend that worked there and the taco was right infront of me !
    abbygurl abbygurl
    18-21, F
    Sep 10, 2013

    Identify this net ^ a) sphere b) rectangle c)

    cube d) square Me- a.) sphere
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2014

    DAMN IT!

    I hate when I have these moments and unfortunately they happen a lot. I just don't think the subject all the way through before speaking on it. A friend of mine calls them 'my name moments', by my name I mean my real name which I'm sorry I'm not sharing, and when he says...
    GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2008


    I do it daily (OK, OK... Hourly)... I'm naturally a brunette, though. Go ******' figure.
    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised
    22-25, F
    Sep 21, 2011

    Nickels and Dimes

    So, my girls (friends) and I were sitting at the pizza place, enjoying our lunch when we started talking about mice.  And my one friend says that mice can fit through a hole the size of a dime.  And that a rat can fit through a hole the size of a nickel.  And, I...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 28, 2008

    I actually couldn't figure out

    and asked someone why there was a bell in the Taco Bell logo. As soon as I heard myself I wanted to die of embarrassment. Lol but it was funny.
    4gotwhereiwas 4gotwhereiwas
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 4, 2016

    I am going to exchange my plastic bottle of

    water for a new one because I didn't know that hot water will deform you water bottle. *face palm* Lol
    PetiteChica PetiteChica
    22-25, F
    Jan 9, 2016

    I'm Not Blonde, But I Sure Act Like It....

    I'm not a blonde, by any means, but I sure act like it. It's kind of funny because I do things without even thinking sometimes. One time I couldn't find the house phone... I looked everywhere... Guess where I found it.... the freezer... I left it in there over night... That's...
    lizzieprincess1 lizzieprincess1
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 9, 2008

    Yet Another Moment

    So, this isn't one of my own blonde moments.  But this is about an ex coworker of mine. I used to work in a pizza place.  We had many call in orders.  When a new customer called in it was required of us to get their name address and telephone number for delivery...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver
    22-25, F
    May 22, 2009


    Lord, bless my soul! I have a blonde moment every 5 minutes. It amazes me & exasperates my poor man. In the past month I have: 1. The road I needed to turn down & the exit were very close. I was apparently in la la land and turned too soon. I'm driving & I see...
    deleted deleted
    Jan 25, 2008

    I am a natural blonde,

    so I have blonde moments quite frequently. Some can be fun, and some can be downright dumb. This instance is one of the latter :PIt may be hard to tell, but look towards the center of the plastic lid. I have completely decimated it, trying to jam the straw in that part. As you...
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Nov 17, 2015

    The sky is blue. Like it's really blue right

    now. A thought can into my head and it was like, wait I thought the sky was gray, when did this happen? I can't believe what my mind thinks sometimes. It actually thought the sky was gray. But on some level I knew it was blue. Does anyone else have conflicting thoughts like that...
    lostfollower lostfollower
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 17, 2016

    I Have Constant Blonde Moments It Never Ends

    so i have frequent blonde moments and they can sometimes affect my day to day life. well here's a few So i recently went to the dollar store for an item and i get there and i cant remember nothing so i find something i needed so i buy it. When i get home i realize what i wanted...
    RRJR84 RRJR84
    26-30, M
    Sep 13, 2012


    So I went to this vietnamese restaurant tonight for dinner.  I ordered something I couldn;t pronounce, but under the name it told me what was there.  It was fried fish. The plate arrived, and the fish was mixed with onions and peppers.  I tried a piece of the...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 6, 2009

    Oww My Eye

    okay so before class today, i decided that i would be nice and put some body spray on, cuz you know its hot out and i dont want to be smelly. so i go to spray but it wont come out. i point the sprayer in my direction trying to figure out what the problem was. i press again. bam...
    juSts0m3giRl juSts0m3giRl
    22-25, F
    Sep 5, 2013

    Thought The Sun Was The Moon

    I was driving and noticed something red and circular in the sky.  It wasn't very bright.  I then decided: It's the moon!  So I instagramed a picture of it and put the caption as, "So the moon is red..."  Then, about thirty minutes later, I noticed it was brighter.  I then...
    omgmoment omgmoment
    Jun 4, 2012

    Have You Ever Heard Of Deer Feathers?

    I was on my way home one night and it was late and dark. I was driving on a country road and there are a lot of deer around. I had the radio blaring and I was singing and a deer ran out in front of me. I swerved but hit it anyway. It was unavoidable. I hit the poor deer. I was so...
    spank1972 spank1972
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2009

    All the Time! Lol!

     We get new bedsheets,who burns a little hole in it on day one?Me...My husband just says...''That's my honey!'' and laughs.That is so great,the way he deals with my blond moments.I'm lucky with that.
    illiona illiona
    26-30, F
    May 22, 2009

    Yes, A Bm Every Day Is Healthy For You

    Yes, I have BM’s (blond moments) every day of my life, but of course I am a natural blond, so I come by it naturally lol. Today was a particularly bad day for me but I will only tell you about the most ignorant thing I did today because I can’t give the SGT too much...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    9 Responses Feb 9, 2011

    They happen waaaayyyy more often then I thought

    possible. Example: Teacher- what is the name of a famous Egyptian city? Me- the Nile
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Oct 28, 2014

    Feather Or Lead.

    I was at work and my boss told me a riddle "what is more heavier a pound of feather or a pound of lead?" I thought about it and then I said lead. Lol! I was arguing with him why the lead was heavier. Until like an hour later I got the stupid riddle. Of course both of them are the...
    c07272101 c07272101
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2013

    Well. I kinda sorta blew up my dishwasher?

    Apparently dish soap can't be used as dishwasher soap.. Who knew? Apparently I do know that there's bubbles all over my kitchen.. In my defence it said "dishwashing liquid" so.. But I told them not to make me do chores.. So.😂😂😂
    ForeverKittenn ForeverKittenn
    16-17, F
    3 Responses May 13, 2015


    I have this door that opens if you just push on it, cause it was broken and no one bothers to fix it. I was in a real hurry to get somewhere, and I ran into that door. It didn't open, and my face got smashed. I wondered why it didn't open like it should, until I realized, I wasn...
    deleted deleted
    Jun 3, 2012

    We'Re All Matching!

    I had a soccer game today and when we were all warming up I looked up at everyone and I was like "OH MY GOD, GUYS WE'RE ALL MATCHING!" They're still giving me **** about it 5 hours later.
    1lexi16g 1lexi16g
    18-21, F
    Oct 8, 2013

    Why YES I Have Blonde Moments

    I'm not ashamed to admit I have blonde moments which usually make people laugh. Even texting or emailing I tend to ramble & jump around on topics, I'm proud of my blonde moments as I call them - even if I'm not a "true blonde".
    Browneyesgirl Browneyesgirl
    51-55, F
    Nov 23, 2013
    ChloeValintina ChloeValintina
    31-35, F
    May 20, 2015
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