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I Have Blonde Moments

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    DAMN IT!

    I hate when I have these moments and unfortunately they happen a lot. I just don't think the subject all the way through before speaking on it. A friend of mine calls them 'my name moments', by my name I mean my real name which I'm sorry I'm not sharing, and when he says...
    GoldieMtZion GoldieMtZion 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 30, 2008

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    On Ep :p

    I just saw one of my stories in the little....Experience box over there -> and clicked it for fun. Then I looked at the comments and saw there were only 5. I then spent 30 seconds throwing an OTT hissy fit because earlier it had 11 comments! Until I ...
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 10 Responses Sep 21, 2009

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    Why Do We Have An Electric Bill?

    One of my girlfriends is know for her blonde moments while getting bills and utilities in order when we rented a house together she asks me one day... If we have gas heat why do we have an electric bill? Well hun you know that hair straightener you use every morning... was the...
    kdk907 kdk907 22-25 Sep 12, 2012

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    Blonde Moment

    So the other day, I had that desire to look good, because I wasn't feeling so good, and I wanted to boost my confidence.  I decided to go to the store and bought this really pretty nail polish, Sally Hanson, hard as nails.  The color was a really pretty beige. ...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    I'm Not Blonde, But I Sure Act Like It....

    I'm not a blonde, by any means, but I sure act like it. It's kind of funny because I do things without even thinking sometimes. One time I couldn't find the house phone... I looked everywhere... Guess where I found it.... the freezer... I left it in there over night... That's...
    lizzieprincess1 lizzieprincess1 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 9, 2008

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    Identify this net ^ a) sphere b) rectangle c)

    cube d) square Me- a.) sphere
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    Thought The Sun Was The Moon

    I was driving and noticed something red and circular in the sky.  It wasn't very bright.  I then decided: It's the moon!  So I instagramed a picture of it and put the caption as, "So the moon is red..."  Then, about thirty minutes later, I noticed it was brighter.  I then...
    omgmoment omgmoment 16-17 Jun 4, 2012

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    Well Kinda????

    I cannot call them blond moments because I have a blond daughter and that hurts her feelings.I cannot call them senior moments because that offends my parents!I call the C.R.A.F.T. moments!As in;Can NOTRememberA FrigingThing!
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F Aug 31, 2013

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    Most Memorable....

    When my mom had my younger brother, Brandon we watched a ton of Barney to keep him quiet UGH. Well His middle name is James giving him the initials BJ lol At the time I was 13 or so and I asked them what if they start calling him BJ like the Barney character..... I didn't get...
    foreverwandering foreverwandering 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 11, 2010

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    All the Time! Lol!

     We get new bedsheets,who burns a little hole in it on day one?Me...My husband just says...''That's my honey!'' and laughs.That is so great,the way he deals with my blond moments.I'm lucky with that.
    illiona illiona 26-30, F May 22, 2009

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    Have You Ever Heard Of Deer Feathers?

    I was on my way home one night and it was late and dark. I was driving on a country road and there are a lot of deer around. I had the radio blaring and I was singing and a deer ran out in front of me. I swerved but hit it anyway. It was unavoidable. I hit the poor deer. I was so...
    spank1972 spank1972 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 15, 2009

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    Nickels and Dimes

    So, my girls (friends) and I were sitting at the pizza place, enjoying our lunch when we started talking about mice.  And my one friend says that mice can fit through a hole the size of a dime.  And that a rat can fit through a hole the size of a nickel.  And, I...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 28, 2008

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    A Brunette With Blonde Moments!

    I have blonde moments and I'm not even blonde O_O My friends always tell me I should have been a blonde!!
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 10, 2008

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    Blonde Momments

    I was in taco bell talking to a old friend for 20 min. Waitin for my taco it was right in front of me the whole time im a natural red head i have blonde momments everyday people are telling me to die my hair blonde lol
    abbygurl abbygurl 16-17, F Sep 10, 2013

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    Again

    So I went to this vietnamese restaurant tonight for dinner.  I ordered something I couldn;t pronounce, but under the name it told me what was there.  It was fried fish. The plate arrived, and the fish was mixed with onions and peppers.  I tried a piece of the...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F 1 Response May 6, 2009

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    Feather Or Lead.

    I was at work and my boss told me a riddle "what is more heavier a pound of feather or a pound of lead?" I thought about it and then I said lead. Lol! I was arguing with him why the lead was heavier. Until like an hour later I got the stupid riddle. Of course both of them are the...
    c07272101 c07272101 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 28, 2013

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    Being Blonde

    I am one of those blondes out there that has the blonde moments (doing silly things) For example today I decided to boil eggs to make egg mayo totally forgot about them until i heard loud bang which was the eggs exploding they were on for about an hour, house full of smoke etc...
    mindy74 mindy74 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    We'Re All Matching!

    I had a soccer game today and when we were all warming up I looked up at everyone and I was like "OH MY GOD, GUYS WE'RE ALL MATCHING!" They're still giving me **** about it 5 hours later.
    1lexi16g 1lexi16g 16-17, F Oct 8, 2013

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    And I'm Not Even a Blond!

    Unless gray is blond. Silly little things things. I imagine we all do them at times. You know, you cannot remember something, or lose train of thought. Like, I know my shoes are in the closet. So I open the closet door and then I closed it absentmindedly when talking to...
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 6 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Herp Herp.

    I'll give you an example of one of my herpaderp moments. I was talking to my mom about something, and I couldn't remember the word for sink. It was like herp derp wurp wurp. I had to ask my mom what it was called cus I was unable to think of the word. It happens sometimes.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F May 6, 2011

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    I Have Constant Blonde Moments It Never Ends

    so i have frequent blonde moments and they can sometimes affect my day to day life. well here's a few So i recently went to the dollar store for an item and i get there and i cant remember nothing so i find something i needed so i buy it. When i get home i realize what i wanted...
    RRJR84 RRJR84 26-30, M Sep 13, 2012

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    Yes, A Bm Every Day Is Healthy For You

    Yes, I have BM’s (blond moments) every day of my life, but of course I am a natural blond, so I come by it naturally lol. Today was a particularly bad day for me but I will only tell you about the most ignorant thing I did today because I can’t give the SGT too much...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 10 Responses Feb 9, 2011

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    Yet Another Moment

    So, this isn't one of my own blonde moments.  But this is about an ex coworker of mine. I used to work in a pizza place.  We had many call in orders.  When a new customer called in it was required of us to get their name address and telephone number for delivery...
    CannotSleepEver CannotSleepEver 22-25, F May 22, 2009

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    Lost

    I have this door that opens if you just push on it, cause it was broken and no one bothers to fix it. I was in a real hurry to get somewhere, and I ran into that door. It didn't open, and my face got smashed. I wondered why it didn't open like it should, until I realized, I wasn...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 3, 2012

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    Getting 'Ribbed'

    Ok, so yesterday was full of Blonde Moments! Too many to even list here! But the grand finale happened on the way home from work! Someone was driving a car with a license plate that said: TROJAN. Yeah... I BUSTED out laughing!(think condom here!) I told Ma I couldn't...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 10 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Every Hour, On the Hour

    Hehehe, most often happening in the Summer of course. My hair goes blonde around that time but at the moment its not sure whether it wants to be brunette or a redhead. But I have blonde moments alot!!! If not every day, or every hour...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F Jan 24, 2008

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    Oops

    I was trying to be helpful so I plugged my husbands phone in to charge it. about a half hour later i noticed the lights on the porch were on so I flicked off the power *****   3 hours later when my husband was getting ready to leave for work he picked up his phone and...
    librakitty05 librakitty05 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    Jeeze Too Many Duh Moments to Count...

    There has been so many times when I have done or said something extremely retarded.. For instance I will share a story with you... I used to work in my grandfathers open air fruit stand.. During the summer it would get like over a 100  degrees in there..  The only...
    CaliGirl3 CaliGirl3 36-40, F 14 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Blonde Momments

    I had a horriable blonde momment and im a natural red head every day i have my momments i was at taco bell waiting for my taco talking for a while with a old friend that worked there and the taco was right infront of me !
    abbygurl abbygurl 16-17, F Sep 10, 2013

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    Why YES I Have Blonde Moments

    I'm not ashamed to admit I have blonde moments which usually make people laugh. Even texting or emailing I tend to ramble & jump around on topics, I'm proud of my blonde moments as I call them - even if I'm not a "true blonde".
    Browneyesgirl Browneyesgirl 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 23, 2013

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    Being a blonde makes me a moron.

    .. SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!! I need friends...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Aug 31, 2014

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    What?

    Lord, bless my soul! I have a blonde moment every 5 minutes. It amazes me & exasperates my poor man. In the past month I have: 1. The road I needed to turn down & the exit were very close. I was apparently in la la land and turned too soon. I'm driving & I see...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25, 2008

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    Oww My Eye

    okay so before class today, i decided that i would be nice and put some body spray on, cuz you know its hot out and i dont want to be smelly. so i go to spray but it wont come out. i point the sprayer in my direction trying to figure out what the problem was. i press again. bam...
    juSts0m3giRl juSts0m3giRl 18-21, F Sep 5, 2013

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    Totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    My WHOLE life is a blonde moment, I do have blonde hair after all ;)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 5 Responses Nov 15, 2009

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    They happen waaaayyyy more often then I thought

    possible. Example: Teacher- what is the name of a famous Egyptian city? Me- the Nile
    sixpackbookworm sixpackbookworm 13-15, F 5 Responses Oct 28, 2014

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    Eggs

    I was out with my brother at a restaurant when he was like 10 years old. He ordered something with eggs in it. The waiter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?" My brother wasn't really paying attention, so I gave him a look, and in a rude voice, I said, "Well done...
    omgmoment omgmoment 16-17 Jun 4, 2012

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    The Door That Didn't Open

    My parents have a skinny door that leads to their basement at their house. I was at Applebees with my dear sweet friend, and we were laughing it up, and having a good time.  On the way out, I noticed a skinny door that resembled the one at my parents house.As I started pushing...
    4gotwhereIwas 4gotwhereIwas 26-30 2 Responses Sep 15, 2011

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    Huh?

    I do it daily (OK, OK... Hourly)... I'm naturally a brunette, though. Go ******' figure.
    BlissfullyBruised BlissfullyBruised 22-25, F Sep 21, 2011

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    I always seem to have those moments when something just pops into my head, and it's like, "how did that ever get in there?"
    metallic28 metallic28 16-17, M Feb 10

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    just gt off the phone with u after almost a week of text-only communication. why is it up until our brief conversation on the phone where u only spoke of bullshit smalltalk, i have...
    Lov3isEvoL Lov3isEvoL 26-30, F Jan 28

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    I laugh. then I cry. then I laugh again.
    XxSxarletxX XxSxarletxX 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    Sometimes they aren't good ones. I am burdened and restless...everything is dark, I don't want to hear me, see me... Or even really be me! It's a nasty lil moment. I hate them the...
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    My entire family and a lot of my friends think I'm stupid. Well sorry that I don't have a 4.0 GPA and take all sorts of honor classes like my little brother and cousin that's 2...
    Brudy6 Brudy6 18-21, M Feb 8

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    During my senior year of high school was the first time I experienced my depersonalization disorder. I'm now 24 years old and still can say I'm suffering from this never ending...
    katejen2 katejen2 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 10

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    A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Feb 5

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    the job search A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What's 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm... 4! Officer: What's the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Feb 4

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    1) my mom left my dad when I was two 2) I was sexually assaulted continuously for a year by two guys when I was six 3) I was verbally and sometimes physically abused by one of my...
    xXino2Xx xXino2Xx 18-21, F 2 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them." A red...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 5

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    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once a nd reported the crime. The police dispatcher...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 7

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