I Have Broken Into My Own House

Its not illegal is it? lol 143 People

    I Just Did This Two Weeks Ago!

    I had forgotten that my main set of keys were in the house!  I was like oh crap boys my keys are inside!  So I opened my daughters window and was going to crawl thru but both my boys beat me too it!  They had a blast doing it and want to do it all the time...
    tks tks
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Aug 1, 2008

    All the Time

    I always forget my key. I get a screwdriver and pop open the basement window and climb in. 
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    Jul 31, 2008

    Forgot Front Door Key

    I went to a Bjork concert with my partner.  As the concert was next door, we decided to take as little as we could as we were standing.  He took the apartment key of the ring chain and we went to the concert. Came back very very late and then realised that had not...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jul 31, 2008


    My family and I don't really carry house keys because we go through the garage. When the garage door was having issues and none of us had keys Dad would open my sister's window and lift me up so I could slide through and I'd open the front door from the inside so everyone could...
    vickis vickis
    Jul 3, 2011

    Lol Alex locked the door again ******* I broke

    into the house he literally called 911 cus he thought I was a burglar -.- how can I be a burglar -.- I am so innocent :3
    KhalidNeko KhalidNeko
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 13, 2014

    A Long Time Ago In a Town Far Far Away...

    Had to take the company car to pick up something and decided to stop by my house - and the nrealized I left my keys at work.  So I used my best criminal instinct and found the old 1950's creens and storm windows are RARELY pushed down all the way and wouldubelieveit...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 7, 2009

    The Poorest Planned Outfit For B&E

    The few times I've had to break into my kitchen window, I had to chuck my heels and  scale the doghouse against the wall with a boy to boost me, and, as mischievous fate would have it, be wearing a skirt or dress.  I'm sure they didn't mind helping me out too badly.
    atali atali
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 22, 2008


    I didn't ave my own house jkeys when I was about 14, so my folks would leave their spare ones somewhere for em to find. But, one day, I had to come home earlier than I said, and they hadn't left anything for me. So, I used my own creativey, and with a stretch of my arms and...
    HellScyth HellScyth
    18-21, M
    Aug 23, 2009

    I was in my backyard with my mom

    and sister and we locked the door but forgot a key. I was small enough to crawl through the doggie door and open it from the inside.
    LanelJaento LanelJaento
    16-17, T
    Jan 21, 2016

    Couldn't Find

    I couldn't find my house key in my backpack. So I went to my window and my friend gave me a boost into my room and I went in and unlocked my door. Haha.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    Feb 10, 2009

    Is It Still B & E?

    I have never locked myself out, but I did do something that ended up being one of the longest and worst nights into days ever! I had a bad lock on my door, we had to wiggle the key back and forth to get inside. Well this one fateful night, my roommate and I get really drunk and...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 14, 2011

    Locked myself out the other day walking puppy.

    The window fell on my arm. War wounds lol. That windows so heavy. Glad it didn't break my arm or something.
    katariffik katariffik
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jul 24, 2015
    sighselly sighselly
    13-15, F
    Jan 18, 2015

    Well My Dad's House

    I moved out of my Dad's house in 2001 and he remarried a month before I did. My step-mother has a family tradition to go to a campsite somewhere in Colorado every year for the 4th of July. I believe it was the summer before my step-mother left him and him moving to West Virginia...
    AuntTammy AuntTammy
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 13, 2008


    one day i rode home on the bus and realized i had forgotten my house keys, i didn't worry about it though, at that time we always kept my back door unlocked. i went around back and found that my mom had locked it before she went to work. i started to panick because my mom was...
    18-21, F
    Mar 30, 2009

    Forgotten Key.

    We used to live in a mobile home and for some reason I always forgot my blasted key to get the door opened. I remembered that there was a window that wouldn't lock and often had to climb through and unlock the door so my sister and I could get in. This resulted in many...
    deleted deleted
    Jan 8, 2009

    Forgotten Keys...

    OK....When I was in high school, I alway, always forgot my keys. So, when I got home, I'd would literally have not way of getting in...other than hoping that one of my family members was home and would take pity on me. Hardly ever happened. So, in one of the houses that we've...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 26, 2008

    If Only ..............

    I could get out of the ridiculous habit of checking in my bag for keys BEFORE I slam the door, then it would be much better.........I managed to lock myself out of the flat I lived in when I first came to germany..but the lock was pretty easy...just removed the outer part and...
    deleted deleted
    Sep 1, 2011
More Stories