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I Have Clitoris Envy

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    Only Two Stories! - Must be just me then! ;o) Surely not!
    Lazarus42 Lazarus42 46-50, M Mar 4, 2010

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    **** Envy Extreme - Ya gotta admit, the clitoris is pretty special because it's the only part of a body that's purely for pleasure - hers!   A **** is so superior to a...
    BD99 BD99 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 23, 2010

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    Power - I am so jealous! If you have one you can have anything you want! Women are so lucky, they can have endless org*sms, wear all the cool high heels and have as much attitude...
    billycuck billycuck 41-45, M Oct 6, 2011

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    I Bet I Get "Hate-mail" About This... - Regarding the "clitoris envy"...  I just bet you do, Luv!  I think that's kind of funny, ( I guess, in a mean sort...
    JusDifferent JusDifferent 41-45, F 10 Responses Jan 7, 2008

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