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I Have Clitoris Envy

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    **** Envy Extreme

    Ya gotta admit, the clitoris is pretty special because it's the only part of a body that's purely for pleasure - hers!   A **** is so superior to a **** because it has limitless orgasmic potential and a woman can "get it up" many times more than we guys can, LOL.I love...
    BD99 BD99 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 23, 2010

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    Power

    I am so jealous! If you have one you can have anything you want! Women are so lucky, they can have endless org*sms, wear all the cool high heels and have as much attitude as they want and we males just melt at their feet! OH I can feel the power just talking about it! There is...
    billycuck billycuck 41-45, M Oct 6, 2011

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    Only Two Stories!

    Must be just me then! ;o) Surely not!
    Lazarus42 Lazarus42 46-50, M Mar 4, 2010

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    There's tumblr, then there's EP and then there is pen and paper. I envy those people who knows how to express themselves verbally...and even through EP. How they express their...
    Provinceana Provinceana 18-21, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    Yes I envy men who have nice looking women and display their affection for jealous people like me to see (Holding hands kissing cuddling etc) I'm with a girlfriend but really I use...
    defoekeane defoekeane 36-40, M Jul 30

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    I am so jealous and envious of women. I stare at women not like most men where all they think about is sex with her, I look at her because I want to be her. I imagine her naked not...
    victoriastar218 victoriastar218 22-25, T Aug 2

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    worst sound of happiness is a forced laugh from people trying to be happy.. even she's bleeding inside how ironic i see myself in her.. maybe it's just showing the wisdom in...
    shenghuidai shenghuidai 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    Love is patient , love is kind. It does not envy , it does not boast , it is not proud. It is not rude , it is not self-seeking , it is no easily angered , it keeps no record of...
    nadiarenee nadiarenee 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    Ahhhh...no. You intelligent ******* make me sick with envy, congrats :P lol
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I hate people who are utter, scumbags. Hurt you, everyone around them, doing everything you could think wrong; yet they come out on top of you. I hate people who have ****** me...
    Exoduss Exoduss 16-17, F Aug 1

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    I once told myself that if I'm gonna have a family of my own, I will never be like my mother. I must admit, I envy mothers who are close to their children. In my case, my mother...
    SweetEclair SweetEclair 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 1

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    Dear Envy and Low Self Esteem, I understand I'm not as good as I would like to be, and secretly judge other people for being better, but can you stop always reminding me everyday...
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    hug deprived I am hug deprived. Being hug is something alien for me. I envy those who regularly hug by family, friends and colleague. I don't even know what to do when someone...
    fien fien 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 21

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    Lately, it's been a problem. I just really envy people who can immediately go to sleep the moment they jump into their bed but not me. If I'm lucky, it'll take at least an hour. If...
    Seiraxoxo Seiraxoxo 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I am 27 years old and just lost my job today. I am at the point where I can't blame anyone else other than myself for what has happened. Since the age of 18, I have had 9...
    WhereDoIGoFromHere86 WhereDoIGoFromHere86 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 4

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    When we heard i was pregnant it came to quit a shock to me an my boyfriend. It started with us going home after a fun weekend at the lake and we came home and i made dinner and we...
    jerrdell jerrdell 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    I was diagnosed with a pituitary tumor in my teen years and had three surgeries. In the second they removed my pituitary leaving me at a very tender age completely underdeveloped...
    tumorgirl21 tumorgirl21 26-30, F Aug 15

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    The Home Depot is the sole supply that you're going to need for your entire fencing alternatives. In addition to our fence installation companies, you can find only the best...
    Lestermg94 Lestermg94 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    When I was a kid, i used to have a ton of friends, then i moved.... Everyone i knew was gone. After that i never really had any friends. I would always just get through school...
    Snsndmdmam Snsndmdmam 26-30, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    So I've been having this bed bug problem in my room for a while. Since the beginning of June to be exact. My dad hasn't put out ANY effort to fix the problem the past month and a...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1 16-17, M 22 hrs ago

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    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    I am obsessed with curly hair. I make it a point to try to compliment almost everyone that I see with great curly hair! People really appreciate it, too! I have naturally curly...
    NYX78 NYX78 36-40, F 3 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I don't know why I have to pick a group before I post an experience but it's really annoying!! Anyway, an evil thought has been coming to my mind. I do not understand why people...
    Statuegirl Statuegirl 36-40, F 14 hrs ago

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    Entry # 1 Hello All :), Here is my attempt to record my progress toward becoming anxiety free. Ive been a shy person way before I could even comprehend what shy was. A shy...
    athion64 athion64 18-21, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I don't have a lot of problems with talking to people. I'm only making this post because I just had a realization. When I meet someone for the first time, I will always struggle...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    ( will have google translate to help me to) I don't know why, I have been using someone's laptop and the internet has been messing up so if it keeps messing up a lot he told me...
    Blazingdragon Blazingdragon 13-15, M 23 hrs ago

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    After thinking hard about past events in my life, i came across the many times i have gotten the mail nude. Only until recently have i felt some sort of remorse for the many men...
    AnonR AnonR 70+, T 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    I have been very busy this last few weeks. i work a lot as it is! These last few weeks have taken me to some pretty strange hours of the day. I have been getting up at 2AM and...
    johnlament19 johnlament19 18-21, M 20 hrs ago

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    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Katsez01 Katsez01 51-55, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    So I have been living alone for a few years and it's new to me, again though, to have a person in the house that is not someone that I love. He is pretty annoying in a lot of ways...
    milehighHeartbreak milehighHeartbreak 31-35, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I came across the term NM a few months ago, and now I can't deny it...my mother fits it perfectly, down to the general causes of it. My mother was severely abused by a...
    UnicornSpirit UnicornSpirit 22-25, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    My sister has always bed the smart pretty one. All of my friends loved and adored her. Every guy I liked, liked her, or wanted her. Some guys would only date me to make her jealous...
    MarisoleLane MarisoleLane 18-21, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    debbiedee623 debbiedee623 51-55, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    MaladaptiveDayDreamer MaladaptiveDayDreamer 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    aaaagggghhhh aaaagggghhhh 36-40, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    jaefill jaefill 31-35, M 8 hrs ago

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    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    busymom1 busymom1 36-40 6 hrs ago

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    JonnySlackMallon JonnySlackMallon 22-25, M 5 hrs ago

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    WreckedSpine WreckedSpine 46-50 5 hrs ago

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    'Annoying' is an understatement for this boy. I seriously do not know what has gotten into him. It is like something in the air hit him, like a virus. I HATE the way puberty...
    TheFrozenOne TheFrozenOne 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    A few months back I posted how I have disowned my family, especially my siblings. They left me alone to take care of our disabled mother (even though they are all much older) and...
    Transluminal2010 Transluminal2010 41-45, M 3 hrs ago

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    Those of us who suffer BPD know where hell really is. It's inside us. No escaping the agony, pain and torture. No reprieve. It's in every moment of our day, our dreams and our...
    AussieAZ AussieAZ 41-45, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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