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I Have Clitoris Envy

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    Must be just me then! ;o) Surely not!
    Lazarus42 Lazarus42 46-50, M Mar 4, 2010

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    **** Envy Extreme

    Ya gotta admit, the clitoris is pretty special because it's the only part of a body that's purely for pleasure - hers!   A **** is so superior to a **** because it has limitless orgasmic potential and a woman can "get it up" many times more than we guys can, LOL.I love...
    BD99 BD99 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 23, 2010

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    Power

    I am so jealous! If you have one you can have anything you want! Women are so lucky, they can have endless org*sms, wear all the cool high heels and have as much attitude as they want and we males just melt at their feet! OH I can feel the power just talking about it! There is...
    billycuck billycuck 41-45, M Oct 6, 2011

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    Ahhhh...no. You intelligent ******* make me sick with envy, congrats :P lol
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