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I Have Clitoris Envy

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    Must be just me then! ;o) Surely not!
    Lazarus42 Lazarus42 46-50, M Mar 4, 2010

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    **** Envy Extreme

    Ya gotta admit, the clitoris is pretty special because it's the only part of a body that's purely for pleasure - hers!   A **** is so superior to a **** because it has limitless orgasmic potential and a woman can "get it up" many times more than we guys can, LOL.I love...
    BD99 BD99 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 23, 2010

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    Power

    I am so jealous! If you have one you can have anything you want! Women are so lucky, they can have endless org*sms, wear all the cool high heels and have as much attitude as they want and we males just melt at their feet! OH I can feel the power just talking about it! There is...
    billycuck billycuck 41-45, M Oct 6, 2011

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    I don't know where to start about this. Okay, I'm not a lezzy nor am I am misogynist. Just to clear that out. Though, I have always wished I was a boy. Did society make me think...
    dustyoldclock dustyoldclock 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    I wonder if women with small breasts have the same envy towards women with big natural breasts.Like a man with a small unit has envy towards a man with a big unit.I think it be...
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    worst sound of happiness is a forced laugh from people trying to be happy.. even she's bleeding inside how ironic i see myself in her.. maybe it's just showing the wisdom in...
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    Why the hell should I care about what other people have, it doesn't mean that they're actually happy with it. I used to envy people who's had their father in their lives but then I...
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F Sep 2

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    Lately, it's been a problem. I just really envy people who can immediately go to sleep the moment they jump into their bed but not me. If I'm lucky, it'll take at least an hour. If...
    Seiraxoxo Seiraxoxo 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    There's tumblr, then there's EP and then there is pen and paper. I envy those people who knows how to express themselves verbally...and even through EP. How they express their...
    Provinceana Provinceana 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 28

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    There was a small time in my life that my confidence started to bloom. I modeled for a few photographers, I was happy with the way I looked minus a few things if course. I...
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    I'm anxious because I'm different and it makes me very uncomfortable. I sometimes keep my eyes averted. sometimes I try to pretend I don't notice how different I am from most...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 13

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    Why is most of everyone is so lucky to have a romantic experiences. Like theyre meet a guy blablabla and then the guy decided to tell that he loves her or theyre dating for a long...
    daneean daneean 18-21, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    My friend today said she envies me "you have the husband, 4 happy kids, the house even the dog and you work" Appearances can be deceiving as she assumes I'm happy
    myownbox myownbox 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    One of the secrets to happiness is to be content with what you have been blessed with. There will always be someone with more. I am happy for my friends with blessed lives. I...
    kwarner kwarner 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 2

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    I know that most men don't like getting pedicures, but I understand that it is common/alright for men to get them. I am a man who, a couple of months ago, got my first pedicure. It...
    countingtoesisfun countingtoesisfun 26-30, M Sep 9

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    I know that most men don't like getting pedicures, but I understand that it is common/alright for men to get them. I am a man who, a couple of months ago, got my first pedicure. It...
    countingtoesisfun countingtoesisfun 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 9

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    moko212 moko212 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    My mother is a narcissist. My dad is her faithful enabler. They have been married for 52 years and to this day he does what she says. My mother was never home growing up. When...
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    I miss my daddy :( It's been like 6-7 years now but I still feel like I did the very first moment I found out . I remember arguing with him because his English is not that good...
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    Woke up in the middle of a panic attack, haven't been able to get back to sleep since. It's almost 3 am...I don't remember the last time I slept through the night. I feel like...
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    Oh-I do have a 'mother'. The psychologists tell me I'm a 'parent infield child'-so true. Father dropped dead at seven. Had a five year old brother then. She didn't get out of bed...
    cherryjar cherryjar 26-30, F 12 hrs ago

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    I have so many mixed emotions about everything right know and idk what to do or say... 😣
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    beautifulshaft beautifulshaft 22-25, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    As you can see from the picture this **** is pretty foul, I hate it, I hate me and I wish the eczema would just go away, I have several creams and they work but if i forget to put...
    Itscaitlin Itscaitlin 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    That moment when someone say "You won't see me for a while" and all you could muster is "Oh Okay" nonchalantly when you wanted to know why. That moment when you have to act you don...
    Callllie Callllie 70+ 9 hrs ago

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    I just wanna have fun in life. That's what matter most.
    NynnaDavis NynnaDavis 16-17, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I have been blocked by milkymum2 I didn't mean to offend her, l was really enjoying the messages
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    I was diagnosed with PD in 2000.The neurologist said " you have Parkinson's DIsease". I smiled and said thank you and after a while I got up ,shook hands,"thank you " I returned...
    Gordane Gordane 51-55, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I have been blocked by milkymum1 I didn't mean to offend her, I was enjoying talking to her :(
    matty351 matty351 36-40, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    FRIENDS ARE LIKE KNICKERS ☺ . . . Some crawl up your *** ... some snap under pressure ... some don't have the strength to support you ... some get a little twisted ... some...
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    I'm feeling quite sad right now. My boyfriend of 4 years. We're middle school sweethearts He's going to Georgia for his basic training. I don't know anyone who has gone through...
    PinkClip PinkClip 18-21 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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