I Have Crazy Children

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    Emma Sucks At Lying

    I have gained superpowers.I am now capable of hearing a whimper through two solid walls that will wake me up at six in the morning from a cold sleep.  Thanks to these new powers, I can instantly tell when a three year old boy has to pee and garner how much a picky five year-old...
    Donner1701 Donner1701
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 22, 2011

    Dori And Her Doctor

    Dori is my baby girl.  She's two, onry, and full of **** and vingega (though, admitedly, it used to be just vingegar). She was also born with a big puffy hemangioma on her tummy.  A hemangioma, by the way, is half birthmark, half tumor, and half *******.  They have a tendency...
    Donner1701 Donner1701
    31-35, M
    Jan 22, 2011
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