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I Have Done Absolutely No Work At Work Today

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    I Did A Little Work Today

    I'm also in the procrastinators group. My project isn't due until next week, so ... I have time! But I would rather say, "I didn't do anything at work today ...!!" Than, "I didn't have any fun today!" Life is short. I make sure I have fun every day. I can hear...
    ashlynn118 ashlynn118 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    OH Thank God It's Friday!!!!

    Okay... It's Friday.  Thank god.  It was a hellish week, and I actually had to do SOME work, but not much.  I am soooo looking forward to my weekend off.  I am going to do EVEN LESS this weekend.  Sit in front of the television and watch football. ...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 7 Responses Oct 3, 2008

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    Ways to Have Fun At Work, While Not Doing Work

    I am going to make it my mission in life to do all of these things.  Actually, I am going to try to do all of them TODAY 1. Leave a stack of old applications and a not saying, “Install these” 2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner 3. Put tape over the...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 4, 2008

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    Why Do Spouses Think That Their Problems Are More Important Than Yours?

    So, my wife calls me and tells me that she spent 2 hours at the wrong doctors office.  I am like " I thought you looked for the place a few days ago so that you knew where it was".  She then proceeds to tell me that she did that for the appointment for...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

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    Oh Well

    I have spent all day on this site debating my opinions with people... and I would much rather do that then work. Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 6, 2008

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    Am I the Only One?

    Am I the ONLY person that has done absolutely no work at work today? Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2008

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    Called In On a Sunday

    To protest this... I will do NO work today.  Screw em! I will surf the internet and post on EP... just like I would do any other day at work.
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M Aug 10, 2008

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    A Fun Day At the Office So Far, Have a Read and a Good Laugh

    Okay.  So I am at work and on EP, as usual.  I try to accomplish what I need to accomplish, and then check to see if there are any new and interesting stories, comments, confessions etc. There usually are. Today, my boss's boss emails him a list of "training"...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 11 Responses Oct 2, 2008

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    I Hate My Freakin Boss!

    I hate my boss... here's what I am going to do:     Get his Daughter Pregnant   Hit on his wife and daughter.   See pics of wife & daughter on desk & say Nice chicks, nailed them both!   Ask how meeting with psychiatrist went in front of...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    I've made mistakes, I've taken some wrong life decisions and I'm still paying for them. Lucky me(!)
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I've done a lot this past year that I'm keeping from my family. I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out soon and I'm terrified that when I get out of surgery I'm gonna tell it all...
    goodatnothing goodatnothing 18-21, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I lied to my mom. Actually, I keep lying to her. It's - I absolutely hate it, you know? And it's not even like I'm the sort of person who tells white lies (which is still lying, I...
    fragileivory fragileivory 18-21, T 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Last night was just the most recent. Got in another fight with my ex. Drank ALOT. Honestly don't remember most of the night. Did 4 hits of acid popped some pills. Thank god for my...
    soxs45 soxs45 18-21, M 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    One day, when i was sitting outside a bar near the beach, I saw a old lady starting to become white throughout her whole body. We are talking about a 75+ aged woman. Suddenly she...
    iTzzMike iTzzMike 13-15, M 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I am so lost. I unfortunately don't have any real friends I can turn to. I am in a situation of potential life destruction. Not sure how to hang in there anymore.
    samgirl1029 samgirl1029 41-45, F 56 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    I've done my share of despicable things in my past ,but one particular experience has haunted me my entire life. It was not one experience either. When i was younger, about 5-7, i...
    PanicattheDicso PanicattheDicso 13-15, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    The first time i smoked DMT within the first few minutes an entity (female) approached me and said she was going to heal me. She sat on my chest and when i came out of the...
    AmirPR AmirPR 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Its so hot and humid in the UK today i have done all the househols chores naked its the only way in this heat so liberating and great to feel free of hot clothing
    danglybits danglybits 46-50, M 8 Responses 3 days ago

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    Just woke up and felt like ... no i m not gonna work today .. lol ... Taking a off like this after long time .. feels good. Just started raining ... will go out on sea-face...
    gr8philin gr8philin 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    I used cocaïne when i was drumming, any girls have experience with drugs?
    dutchdrummer1123 dutchdrummer1123 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Nope not at all. I just want to lay in bed and watch movies with my girlfriend. Ugh. Normally I love going to work I love my job just not today.
    KylieeBear KylieeBear 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I had an affair. I cheated on my husband due to bitterness....and it only lead to my own share of it towards myself. I am not proud, and have carried this around for years now (4...
    AnnaEsthesia AnnaEsthesia 26-30, F 15 Responses a week ago

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    It takes me a bit of courage to put this down here, in my blog, but I’m comforted by the fact that there are people out there who have gone through the same thing as I have...
    ShruthiK ShruthiK 18-21, F 9 Responses a week ago

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    Ok for those of you that wanted to know how doped dating went... First of all my sister was a so stressed. This was her idea to start with. She walked out of the place twice...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Ok so this one is not something I have done, but something I'm going to have to do. I have to got speed dating. Let me explain. My sister has been alone for about 4 years...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 27

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    I bought this new ice cream it's really good I told my kids it was medicine so I wouldn't have to share it was a little tub 😜
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Jun 26

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    The outside image is like false advertisement compared to the **** going on in my head.
    LIgirl23 LIgirl23 22-25, F 10 Responses Jun 25

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    my boss today told me that other members of staff have noticed a smell whenever i am around. my boss asked me to use deodorant in work and to make sure i shower before i come in...
    uglycuck uglycuck 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 25

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    On this one time my family was at the beach right yeah and everyone was running around and having fun I was running back to the car to grab something (we were on a peer) when I...
    seekre seekre 16-17, M 5 Responses Jun 25

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    today before breakfast cos my dad said I was to hyper. I hate it cos it hurts and I just want to explode
    lorenzaann lorenzaann 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 25

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    I'm not a good person. well I am I'm just made a lot of bad decisions including cutting off ALL of my friends for no reason and now it's too late and too awkward. I live in fear of...
    Pavedwithgoodintention Pavedwithgoodintention 26-30, F Jun 22

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    I *********** in front of my best friend. It was a dare. We never speak of it. It's not awkward though
    unsociable unsociable 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 20

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    very crazy things! we are both single and both straight but we have slept together several times and we both enjoyed it! it first started when where drunk and then it just carried...
    bigboobs93 bigboobs93 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 20

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    I like to surf and have given up many things in my professional life for the pursuit of high quality surf. I chose to attend UCSB in CA after bring accepted to various other more...
    Cr8N Cr8N 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 20

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    Really just looking for anything in kc area.
    tabi1334 tabi1334 13-15, F Jun 19

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    time for some confession....inbox me questions of your choosing and I shall answer....women please!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 19

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    I have inflicted self harm before.
    Venessab Venessab 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 18

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    what is so embarrassing about corner time is if I have to pee or even poop, I can't move and have to hold it and if I can't, I get my buttons tore up again, clean the poop and pee...
    laceygirl13 laceygirl13 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 18

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    I want a really slutty girl
    Stewdat Stewdat 31-35, M Jun 18

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    I've been trying to do some work when I get home, but today I just feel too tired. There's no due date, it's something that would be nice to get done within...2 weeks. But I get...
    Blackberries Blackberries 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 17

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    I have finished my time on this earth, when it's time to go I will be at peace and relieved!
    Jhayne8 Jhayne8 31-35, F Jun 17

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    I just did corner time! having your bare butt showing, especially when it's red after a spanking is super embarrassing
    emilymcdonald16 emilymcdonald16 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 16

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