Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Have Done Absolutely No Work At Work Today

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 33 People

    Ways to Have Fun At Work, While Not Doing Work

    I am going to make it my mission in life to do all of these things.  Actually, I am going to try to do all of them TODAY 1. Leave a stack of old applications and a not saying, “Install these” 2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner 3. Put tape over the...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 4, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Oh Well

    I have spent all day on this site debating my opinions with people... and I would much rather do that then work. Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 6, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Am I the Only One?

    Am I the ONLY person that has done absolutely no work at work today? Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Hate My Freakin Boss!

    I hate my boss... here's what I am going to do:     Get his Daughter Pregnant   Hit on his wife and daughter.   See pics of wife & daughter on desk & say Nice chicks, nailed them both!   Ask how meeting with psychiatrist went in front of...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 5, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    OH Thank God It's Friday!!!!

    Okay... It's Friday.  Thank god.  It was a hellish week, and I actually had to do SOME work, but not much.  I am soooo looking forward to my weekend off.  I am going to do EVEN LESS this weekend.  Sit in front of the television and watch football. ...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 7 Responses Oct 3, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Did A Little Work Today

    I'm also in the procrastinators group. My project isn't due until next week, so ... I have time! But I would rather say, "I didn't do anything at work today ...!!" Than, "I didn't have any fun today!" Life is short. I make sure I have fun every day. I can hear...
    ashlynn118 ashlynn118 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 23, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Why Do Spouses Think That Their Problems Are More Important Than Yours?

    So, my wife calls me and tells me that she spent 2 hours at the wrong doctors office.  I am like " I thought you looked for the place a few days ago so that you knew where it was".  She then proceeds to tell me that she did that for the appointment for...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Called In On a Sunday

    To protest this... I will do NO work today.  Screw em! I will surf the internet and post on EP... just like I would do any other day at work.
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M Aug 10, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A Fun Day At the Office So Far, Have a Read and a Good Laugh

    Okay.  So I am at work and on EP, as usual.  I try to accomplish what I need to accomplish, and then check to see if there are any new and interesting stories, comments, confessions etc. There usually are. Today, my boss's boss emails him a list of "training"...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 11 Responses Oct 2, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    Like tonight :3 I'm drunk as **** and really really upset :3
    AskingEmilia2 AskingEmilia2 16-17, F 6 Responses 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sometimes you can't help but sit and hate yourself for some of the things you've said and done :/
    SubmissiveKitty09 SubmissiveKitty09 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Me and my best friend made a bet if I he won the game of FIFA 16 we would have to fu*ck my mum while she slept but if I won we would have to fu*ck his mum while she slept. He ended...
    MrVaderOfTheSith MrVaderOfTheSith 18-21, M 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    hello...i don't know where to post this exactly, sorry if it ends up in the wrong category/group. i have a situation that i cannot discuss with anyone, but i need some feedback...
    mommajllc mommajllc 36-40, F 20 Responses 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have a friend who's a bit messed up just like me. I almost always manage to mess things up with my moody personality and sensitivity but he stays by my side and is always there...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am a dinosaur. When I was 13 I knew the bootleggers in town and in the three counties around us. I was also working and in those days I got my 40 hrs at forty-five cents an hour...
    boldtimer boldtimer 66-70, M 1 Response 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Dark blue short sleeve top, white mini skirt, no panties, no nylons, black 4 inch (10cm) open toe stilettos.
    SamanthaShoes SamanthaShoes 36-40, T 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm an odd creature. I think we're all odd though...that kinda makes us, us. I have this thing where I want to fix everyone though. If I sense someone is having a bad day I feel...
    MsJessicaRabbit MsJessicaRabbit 26-30, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Voluntarily ....................
    Chernobylplayground Chernobylplayground 36-40, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hospital procedure this afternoon! Nil by mouth for at least 6 hours! Am only 1 hour in and starving already lol!
    mysteryb mysteryb 56-60, M 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Dissolve the white power in the spoon Push the needle into your vein Close your eyes in anticipation of the high Don’t think about the reality that you could die Get up in the...
    melbdad melbdad 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Awhile ago, We broke into someone house just because we were bored. We went through their things but didn't take anything. haha its interesting what people have and what people...
    marniethere3 marniethere3 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I was coming back from my lunch break. Before heading to work, I took one last glance at my Facebook page, and found out from a few of my cousins' statuses that my uncle passed...
    PhillyAutismGuy PhillyAutismGuy 26-30, M 2 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ughhhh really don't wanna go.
    hexKrona hexKrona 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    For the past 2 years I have posted ads on Craigslist for sex, not sex for hire, just plain sex. I had been celibate for 3 years prior to that and I decided I needed to take control...
    kewlchicc kewlchicc 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I threw up on my friend when we were running cross country
    CamelliatheChameleon CamelliatheChameleon 16-17, F 5 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    WILD THANG YOU MAKE MY HEART SING
    ItzPuppeh ItzPuppeh 13-15, M Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I knew a guy from work (a few years ago) we agreed that i would bring my best friend and he would bring his brother. By the end of the night everybody was drunk. The four of us...
    Mystic2202 Mystic2202 22-25, F 5 Responses Jan 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm Super tired!!! Graveyard shift tonight....have to make this money
    lyricrob1 lyricrob1 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Today is my first day off in 3 months, how shall I spend it?
    TheBermudaTriangle TheBermudaTriangle 22-25, F Jan 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I think everyone has done things they aren't proud of, and I think everyone has a couple skeletons in the closet. I don't beat myself up about past mistakes, I just try to move on...
    QueenVen QueenVen 16-17, F 4 Responses Jan 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Went to an event and then out for dinner with a group - most I did not know - was asked what I do and rather then tell them what I had done etc I just said I dont work - Wow...
    blonde10 blonde10 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 24

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I think mistakes help complete you as a person as long as you learn the right lesson!
    InTheOutdoors InTheOutdoors 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Where are all the North Carolina men? Married Single or Taken come on msg me guys I wont tell
    Annawifeynxtdoor Annawifeynxtdoor 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    yes i was stupid before my 20's....
    letmebeanonymous letmebeanonymous 26-30, M Jan 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Where can I get dmt in Ireland?
    Agirlx Agirlx 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I cheated on my wife with an escorts and got caught.
    lordbridle lordbridle 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I think everyone has. Some of those things are long since buried - never to be dug up again. Some are still very much alive and serving as reminders and some have simply faded...
    Beth32 Beth32 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    1. Stayed up all night 2. Cried myself to sleep 3. Played truth or dare 4. Kissed a guy (it was a dare) 5. Gotten detention 6. Dumped a bottle of water onto a teacher (it was an...
    glamorouskitten glamorouskitten 13-15, F Jan 21

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Like have sex with a guy I just met and then he stops talking to me afterwards :) The best
    ambamx3 ambamx3 18-21, F 11 Responses Jan 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have cut myself I have tried to kill my self just 30 minutes ago why should I go on.
    Rmg180 Rmg180 26-30, M 11 Responses Jan 20

    Your Response

    Cancel
    While I have done things I am ashamed of I don't think I have done enough of them. To do things you are ashamed of means you have pushed your boundaries, you have lived. Either my...
    KSPerson KSPerson 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 20

    Your Response

    Cancel