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I Have Done Absolutely No Work At Work Today

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    Ways to Have Fun At Work, While Not Doing Work

    I am going to make it my mission in life to do all of these things.  Actually, I am going to try to do all of them TODAY 1. Leave a stack of old applications and a not saying, “Install these” 2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner 3. Put tape over the...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 4, 2008

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    Called In On a Sunday

    To protest this... I will do NO work today.  Screw em! I will surf the internet and post on EP... just like I would do any other day at work.
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M Aug 10, 2008

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    I Hate My Freakin Boss!

    I hate my boss... here's what I am going to do:     Get his Daughter Pregnant   Hit on his wife and daughter.   See pics of wife & daughter on desk & say Nice chicks, nailed them both!   Ask how meeting with psychiatrist went in front of...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    Oh Well

    I have spent all day on this site debating my opinions with people... and I would much rather do that then work. Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 6, 2008

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    Am I the Only One?

    Am I the ONLY person that has done absolutely no work at work today? Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2008

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    I Did A Little Work Today

    I'm also in the procrastinators group. My project isn't due until next week, so ... I have time! But I would rather say, "I didn't do anything at work today ...!!" Than, "I didn't have any fun today!" Life is short. I make sure I have fun every day. I can hear...
    ashlynn118 ashlynn118 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Why Do Spouses Think That Their Problems Are More Important Than Yours?

    So, my wife calls me and tells me that she spent 2 hours at the wrong doctors office.  I am like " I thought you looked for the place a few days ago so that you knew where it was".  She then proceeds to tell me that she did that for the appointment for...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

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    A Fun Day At the Office So Far, Have a Read and a Good Laugh

    Okay.  So I am at work and on EP, as usual.  I try to accomplish what I need to accomplish, and then check to see if there are any new and interesting stories, comments, confessions etc. There usually are. Today, my boss's boss emails him a list of "training"...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 11 Responses Oct 2, 2008

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    OH Thank God It's Friday!!!!

    Okay... It's Friday.  Thank god.  It was a hellish week, and I actually had to do SOME work, but not much.  I am soooo looking forward to my weekend off.  I am going to do EVEN LESS this weekend.  Sit in front of the television and watch football. ...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 7 Responses Oct 3, 2008

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    We are very slow today, our AC is broken, like WTF the AC man just got here to fix the dayum thing, once he leaves 10 minutes it doesn't work. SMH its gonna be a long sunday for me...
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    My mum still gives me corner time now! Normally, I have to take off all my clothes, and bend over her lap so she can spank me, then I have to stand in the corner with my red bottom...
    ShadowWater ShadowWater 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    My mom is the one who gives out the punishments here. I have had to stand in the corner after a spanking with my hands over my head.
    Overthewater Overthewater 13-15, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    I’ve had corner time both as a stand alone punishment and after a spanking. Always with my nose right into the corner facing the wall. It was especially embarrassing if other...
    funlovingMP funlovingMP 26-30, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I remember this crazy experience that involves me and my two best friends and it was in like 6th grade and what happened was at this dance this girl "accidentally" kissed me and...
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    My work involves addiction treatment and recovery, though, as many are in my field, I have never been an addict. HA! I was once addicted to gambling in small sweepstake parlors...
    BuckeyeBill48 BuckeyeBill48 66-70, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    wishing I could die and almost drinking myself to it was something recent and is something I still contemplate but the only thing keeping me clinging to this F'd up life is my wife...
    lizzyObeth lizzyObeth 22-25, T 5 days ago

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    These girls and I have done some crazy stuff together, I love you guys!
    Stephiee76 Stephiee76 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have done things I am not proud of in the odayn I was with men just because not for love.
    tennisprincess1975 tennisprincess1975 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I may have screwed things up with people I may say the wrong things and lose you I may mislead you but I always know what I've done wrong and I always feel bad and try to make a...
    Djon1234 Djon1234 16-17, M 5 Responses Jul 26

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    if you have any of the following symptoms console your doctor symptoms include doing strange things pretending straws are wands pretending your cat is a tiger over lord...
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F Jul 25

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    erik2000erik200 erik2000erik200 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 24

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    I had this strange behavior ever since elementary school to "play with my pencils"( also straws), when I do it, I imagine anime magic, swordfights(its usually where I got my...
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    I got pregnant by my boyfriend of 3 years on 2-14-2015. we took all the precautions and it still happened. on 3-21-2015 I had an abortion. he and I agreed it was,our best option...
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    I have done something dumb. I called. I shouldn't have because I have been getting the cold shoulder. I also know the last thing they texted me was that they were having family...
    Spoticus Spoticus 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    Had a 2 month affair with a GF from 35 years ago, and just didn'tt go home one night. The marriage had essentially been over for 2 years, and was pretty crappy (near sexless among...
    LickityLickitySQUIRRT LickityLickitySQUIRRT 51-55, M Jul 23

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    With all my friends here why didn't someone suggest that biking across Iowa in the dead of summer was a poor vacation option. Two days into it and RAGBRAI bit me but I'll try...
    hbr1 hbr1 61-65, M Jul 23

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    I have done a few things I'm not proud of but I do not regret them. I have learned from my mistakes and I am very proud of that. I've done a lot of things that many people would...
    EarthLorde EarthLorde 13-15, F 6 Responses Jul 23

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    I'll be off all week! Just had surgery and it's kinda nice to sleep in today! I'll be resting at home by myself so I'll get to do what ever I want, watch what ever I want! It's...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 22

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    Yes, I have, like most people. They're not for publication here though lol
    ClownNine ClownNine 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 20

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    So apparently if our boss walked out on us, and tries to come back 6months later, expecting to change everything that would lead everyone in the box office to find a new job, what...
    pesimk pesimk 22-25, F Jul 20

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    I really dont want to work today, i actually enjoyed my weekend of doing nothing, and now here i am back at work, trying to play catch up on the emails and the calls from the past...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Six years ago I became a volunteer firefighter. Since then I have seen, and done things that will never leave my mind. Some for the good, other things not so good. There is no...
    709LT 709LT 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    Yes, I have done horrible things. Do I regret them? Yes. I am human, I am not perfect. If I had not made those mistakes I wouldn't have learned from them.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 16

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    When I was a freshman and sophomore in high school I was extremely promiscuous. I was sending pictures to any guy who asked and I slept with a guy I just met when I was 14. This...
    shaynaluvs shaynaluvs 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 15

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    I did something awful yesterday and the worst thing is, if I were given the chance to do it again, I know I would. And I feel disgusted with myself.
    cocopops97 cocopops97 16-17, F 6 Responses Jul 15

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