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I Have Done Absolutely No Work At Work Today

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    Ways to Have Fun At Work, While Not Doing Work

    I am going to make it my mission in life to do all of these things.  Actually, I am going to try to do all of them TODAY 1. Leave a stack of old applications and a not saying, “Install these” 2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner 3. Put tape over the...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 4, 2008

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    OH Thank God It's Friday!!!!

    Okay... It's Friday.  Thank god.  It was a hellish week, and I actually had to do SOME work, but not much.  I am soooo looking forward to my weekend off.  I am going to do EVEN LESS this weekend.  Sit in front of the television and watch football. ...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 7 Responses Oct 3, 2008

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    Called In On a Sunday

    To protest this... I will do NO work today.  Screw em! I will surf the internet and post on EP... just like I would do any other day at work.
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M Aug 10, 2008

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    I Hate My Freakin Boss!

    I hate my boss... here's what I am going to do:     Get his Daughter Pregnant   Hit on his wife and daughter.   See pics of wife & daughter on desk & say Nice chicks, nailed them both!   Ask how meeting with psychiatrist went in front of...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    A Fun Day At the Office So Far, Have a Read and a Good Laugh

    Okay.  So I am at work and on EP, as usual.  I try to accomplish what I need to accomplish, and then check to see if there are any new and interesting stories, comments, confessions etc. There usually are. Today, my boss's boss emails him a list of "training"...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 11 Responses Oct 2, 2008

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    Oh Well

    I have spent all day on this site debating my opinions with people... and I would much rather do that then work. Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 6, 2008

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    Why Do Spouses Think That Their Problems Are More Important Than Yours?

    So, my wife calls me and tells me that she spent 2 hours at the wrong doctors office.  I am like " I thought you looked for the place a few days ago so that you knew where it was".  She then proceeds to tell me that she did that for the appointment for...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

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    I Did A Little Work Today

    I'm also in the procrastinators group. My project isn't due until next week, so ... I have time! But I would rather say, "I didn't do anything at work today ...!!" Than, "I didn't have any fun today!" Life is short. I make sure I have fun every day. I can hear...
    ashlynn118 ashlynn118 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Am I the Only One?

    Am I the ONLY person that has done absolutely no work at work today? Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2008

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    I'm tired of being sad almost all of the time. I want to have a good day today. I deserve it. I hope everyone reading this has a good day too.
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    I just wanted to share something with you guys, I have had these three friends since I was 3(sisters). And they have had the worst childhood you can wish someone. Perhaps not...
    SJNak SJNak 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    1. Sang in front of 400 people 2. Kissed a boy 3. Been in a musical 4. Fell in love 5. Had my heart broken 6. Ate liver. 7. Made a Facebook 8. Made an Instagram 9. Sang karaoke...
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    I'm starting to not care about anybody, but myself. I'm tired of being treated like **** and when I do it back I'm the PROBLEM. I'm cutting people from my life. I'm tired of trying...
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    Yeah I have. But to be honest they are all learning opportunities for the human experience. They have helped to shape me into the individual that I have become today. So proud...
    Jericho7 Jericho7 36-40, M 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    It's only a four day week, so I'm really happy about my 3 day weekend. :) I don't mean to wish my life away. But I get so anxious for the weekends. That's an issue I'm working on.
    Hd84 Hd84 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    I've been doing the work of three people at my job, and yesterday they just announced that I will have help in a few weeks. :) So much stress off me!
    Hd84 Hd84 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    in like all kinds. My aunt and uncle hate me and I have to stay with them lots of times. They hate when I bother them and make them work and they let it feel me. I just have to...
    SabrinaInTears SabrinaInTears 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE TOUGH... 1. Bake with my mom 2. Join an Interschool quiz show 3. Spelunking 4. 5km trail running 5. Half Marathon 6. Record a song on soundcloud 7. Rock...
    spilledinklove spilledinklove 26-30, F 3 hrs ago

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    Today was a bad day. One of those days when nothing goes so wrong as to be worth mentioning, but when nothing has been really accomplished and too much was left undone or unsaid.
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    ive done a lot of substances and i dont regret a second of it. through everything ive done, ive now realized that i wouldnt be me if it weren't for drugs for they have opened my...
    bongripper1 bongripper1 16-17, F Apr 4

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    but unfortunately you took it just a little too far. A little too much mental manipulation. No matter how much I love you, it's completely done. But you can always take solace in...
    Alexdrunkunc Alexdrunkunc 18-21 Mar 22

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    It would probably be easier to list the things I haven't done. College was fun :)
    meghanmonroe meghanmonroe 26-30, F Mar 27

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    My precious lover knows many of those things, but never, ever will I tell all of what I've done in my life. I hold that shame very near and dear and the only forgiveness for those...
    MysticalSkeptical MysticalSkeptical 41-45 Apr 2

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    I think everybody has done something they wish they hadn't. I think that is part of being human. Life is a learning process and mistakes are just a tool for learning:)
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    I work at hardees and my boss is the most immature rude 57 year old I've ever met or even heard of. He says mean things, talks **** about everyone, embarrasses us in front of...
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    24chris24 24chris24 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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    I have had two abortions. First when I was 19 and thought I was I love. He dumped me as soon as he found out. Second when I was 25 and he begged me to keep it. I was scared. Please...
    xMissTix xMissTix 26-30, F 11 Responses Mar 25

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    Back in middle school it was a very bad time of stress, and the worst three years of my life. During that time, I would talk to men on the internet and I have shown myself online...
    sassysarah98 sassysarah98 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    No good experiences to report. Plenty of pretty photos, outdated profiles, many loose facts, genuinely disappointed. Even though many on here have indicated one is foolish for...
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    Ever have that feeling when you want to finish your work but you don't want to?
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    I am getting my power back.
    thatguyagain13 thatguyagain13 41-45 Mar 25

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    I would be soo mad hahahaha
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    MISTERCYCLOPS MISTERCYCLOPS 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    No spankings without corner time afterwards. It gets so boring and staying in position is hard
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