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I Have Done Absolutely No Work At Work Today

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    A Fun Day At the Office So Far, Have a Read and a Good Laugh

    Okay.  So I am at work and on EP, as usual.  I try to accomplish what I need to accomplish, and then check to see if there are any new and interesting stories, comments, confessions etc. There usually are. Today, my boss's boss emails him a list of "training"...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 11 Responses Oct 2, 2008

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    I Hate My Freakin Boss!

    I hate my boss... here's what I am going to do:     Get his Daughter Pregnant   Hit on his wife and daughter.   See pics of wife & daughter on desk & say Nice chicks, nailed them both!   Ask how meeting with psychiatrist went in front of...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 5, 2008

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    I Did A Little Work Today

    I'm also in the procrastinators group. My project isn't due until next week, so ... I have time! But I would rather say, "I didn't do anything at work today ...!!" Than, "I didn't have any fun today!" Life is short. I make sure I have fun every day. I can hear...
    ashlynn118 ashlynn118 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 23, 2009

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    Ways to Have Fun At Work, While Not Doing Work

    I am going to make it my mission in life to do all of these things.  Actually, I am going to try to do all of them TODAY 1. Leave a stack of old applications and a not saying, “Install these” 2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner 3. Put tape over the...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 4, 2008

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    Am I the Only One?

    Am I the ONLY person that has done absolutely no work at work today? Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 13, 2008

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    Called In On a Sunday

    To protest this... I will do NO work today.  Screw em! I will surf the internet and post on EP... just like I would do any other day at work.
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M Aug 10, 2008

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    Why Do Spouses Think That Their Problems Are More Important Than Yours?

    So, my wife calls me and tells me that she spent 2 hours at the wrong doctors office.  I am like " I thought you looked for the place a few days ago so that you knew where it was".  She then proceeds to tell me that she did that for the appointment for...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Oct 15, 2008

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    Oh Well

    I have spent all day on this site debating my opinions with people... and I would much rather do that then work. Anybody else?
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 6, 2008

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    OH Thank God It's Friday!!!!

    Okay... It's Friday.  Thank god.  It was a hellish week, and I actually had to do SOME work, but not much.  I am soooo looking forward to my weekend off.  I am going to do EVEN LESS this weekend.  Sit in front of the television and watch football. ...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish 31-35, M 7 Responses Oct 3, 2008

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    Most of the crazy things I've done I've done with my best friend which is great because it's even better to remember
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    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 6

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    I've done things I'm not proud of, lied, cheated, slept with married men, been the mistress; the kept woman. I was a product of circumstance, stuck in a loveless, sexless, marriage...
    PRCgirl73 PRCgirl73 41-45, F 8 Responses Feb 11

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    I'm trying to be a better person, the hardest part is forgiving yourself the damage you've done to yourself.
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    angelgoinghome angelgoinghome 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 18

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    I really don't want to say much about my experience. I was in United States Air Force and almost created a international incident. This is back in 1999 I was having a conversation...
    clairvoyantone clairvoyantone 36-40, T 4 Responses a week ago

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    And it's these things that I have no regrets about! I'm pretty much done with swearing off of things. Idk who I'll be in the next ten years.
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    hertra hertra 41-45, M 7 Responses Feb 5

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    BakoRocks BakoRocks 16-17, M 3 Responses Feb 17

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    I think unreasonably, and later cannot decide how unreasonable I have been.
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    My best friend and I have sex a lot were not together he has a girlfriend and so do I but we both love the feel of another man.
    bKitKati bKitKati 18-21, M 23 hrs ago

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    Well not a vibrating one, but I have teamed it up with a bullet vibe in the past that has the control on a wire. I would alternate the speed of the vibrations throughout the day...
    wobble73 wobble73 41-45, M 3 Responses Feb 20

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    Seriously though, I am NOT in the mood to do anything. Gotta make that $$$$ though.
    C0untrySweetie C0untrySweetie 22-25, F 5 Responses Feb 11

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    because of the Holiday. It's been a lazy day :) I'm loving it.
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    Help is anyone up to talk .. Im struggling right now
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    simplyafriend simplyafriend 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 12

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    you two need to find a man....
    ImHungry2 ImHungry2 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 13

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    dsiseth dsiseth 13-15, M Feb 18

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