I Have Done Crazy Stuff When I Was Drunk

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    When I was 19 I lived in Green Bay WI I was

    drinking with some friends we was drinking Amsterdam I wasn't paying attention to how much I was drinking but by the time I realized the whole bottle was gone next I know I'm waking up in my bed soaking wet at home wondering how I got there so I asked my older brother he said I...
    addicted2datwhiteDB addicted2datwhiteDB
    26-30, M
    Jan 19, 2014

    I am a dinosaur. When I was 13 I knew the

    bootleggers in town and in the three counties around us. I was also working and in those days I got my 40 hrs at forty-five cents an hour. Being drunk was the only high back then and we were high a lot. By fifteen I had car and licence and dui was not invented yet. There was a...
    boldtimer boldtimer
    66-70, M
    2 Responses Feb 3

    Most Recently

    the list is long so i will continue to update u on wacky things i do when i'm drunk!!! last weekend i went out with a couple of mates - we were at one of the pubs one our way to a club and carl, joe and i were outside having a smoke - carl decided it was a good idea to jump into...
    shadowfairy shadowfairy
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 4, 2007

    What'd We Do Lastnight?

    Okay so me and my girls are crazy and we like to party hard, even with college boys. So there's this one boy, extremely cute, major alcohalic, but major cool to hang with. We always had this thing, just a him and me thing, he has a thing with every other girl, im sure. He's...
    courtneyrena courtneyrena
    13-15, F
    Mar 31, 2011

    I Got So Drunk

    I remember it being a friends birthday and going to a comedy club i was drinking far too much wine and getting a little bit too into the act then falling backwards bottle of red wine in hand and landing covered in the stuff trouble is i was wearing a white top,so in my drunken...
    imstillhere imstillhere
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 23, 2007
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616
    18-21
    May 4, 2015

    I went to a party and met a hot guy.

    We had some beer and we ended up sorta hooking up. I jacked him off and it was a cool experience tbh. Btw it was my first time touching a guy :-))))
    sassyjay sassyjay
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jul 10, 2014

    I swear every time I drink I make out with some

    guy. Hopefully when I (finally) get a boyfriend I will stop haha
    Wallybaby Wallybaby
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 16

    About to go hung over scuba diving

    so ... :) hell yeah bamf over here
    lostdog556 lostdog556
    22-25, M
    Jul 29, 2014

    Embarassing

    Some things that I have done when I was drunk does not need to be mentioned here. I have done many things that were out of this world crazy but I've also done things that I am very ashamed of. I don't really know if I would change any of those things or not. (the things I'm...
    sexypink18 sexypink18
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 20, 2008

    So I got drunk on Jameson

    and ripped my toenail out. (Irish whiskey is no joke, take it seriously)
    yc1412 yc1412
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Mar 6

    My Worst

    I stole a strangers $60,000 truck............
    princess82 princess82
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Mar 3, 2008

    I Have Done Some Crazy Stuff When I Was Drunk

    i don,t know where to begin with this one drinking at times has gotten me in fights ,arrested, i act like a nut if i drink to much, but my shyness goes away, i can be funny as well, a lot depends on my frame of mind that day.i drove two cars off cliffs when i was 20, i never got...
    mycuzinvinni mycuzinvinni
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jul 1, 2011

    oh yes I'm sure of it

    but can't remember. Drink minderasers & be free of those pesky memories!
    KOENIG1 KOENIG1
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Jun 9, 2015

    New Year's. 2008.

    believe it or bail, six bottles of two buck chuck, a bag of fireworks and walking down the street with my pants around my ankles and somehow i did not get arrested. i was throwing bottle rockets with the sticks cut off into the men's room of a bar and somehow got the bartender to...
    cornflakkes cornflakkes
    31-35, M
    Oct 30, 2012

    Tree Licker.

    Everyone always loves to get me drunk because I get drunk quickly and and provide them with entertainment.  One year we went up to New York for a 60th birthday luau thingy.  It was a huge party.  They were serving mai tais.  I couldn't taste the alcohol...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 13, 2009

    Always

    and I hate it im not going to do dumb stuff and Embarrass myself drunk anymore its not kool
    PRETTYGIRLHATESTHEWORLD PRETTYGIRLHATESTHEWORLD
    18-21, F
    Nov 28, 2010

    A couple times, I peed in the stairwell of a

    parking garage. As people walked by. I once woke up naked, lying face down in a mass of vomited-up crackers, in the bathroom. With the shower running. I don't know how long I was like that but the water was no longer super hot. Not even any steam on the mirrors remained. I...
    JCPhoenix JCPhoenix
    26-30, M
    Jun 9, 2015

    That's A'more Drunk

    I can count on my hands the number of times that I have gotten drunk. The last time I was drunk my boyfriend had gotten a promotion so we went bar hopping. The funny thing about it is I usually get a coke or water. I always make my friends crazy because they offer to buy me...
    nwkevbear nwkevbear
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Dec 25, 2012

    Getting Crunk

    I can only count the number of times I've been drunk on two hands. Still, I did some pretty stupid stuff, thankfully nothing too regretful: Suggested a ********* to two sober boys (Thank God one of them had a conscience and saw reason) Pashed the same two boys above, they're...
    KVTgrrl KVTgrrl
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 9, 2009

    Not Exactly Crazy But Highly Embarrassing.

    It was 3 in the morning I was walking my *** home from some random persons house. Unfortunately the way home was past a police station. My luck of course meant that right at that time a police car pulls up with two policemen in it. One of them says to me "What are you doing out...
    BeteNoire BeteNoire
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 24, 2011

    I'm an American teenager,

    and I went to this crazy club in Japan. Foreigners really love American girls, so they let me dance on stage! I was super slutty and let all the guys slap my *** while the Japanese DJ poured tequila over me. Definitely a night to remember!
    simplydreaming simplydreaming
    22-25, F
    May 15, 2014

    Last night I texted a bunch of guys trying to

    get laid but guys I talk to would never take advantage of a drunk girl. One was willing... So I told him everything he could do to me which is anything and everything... And he was so excited... Then I woke up in my own vomit, my mom showered me up, he sent me a text telling me...
    cuteshyginger cuteshyginger
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 27, 2014

    Mangos and Samari Swords

    Let me begin by apologizing for my spelling. This is one of my crazy nights when I was in college. We had all been out to the bars drinking and had hit up an after party. It was getting late so some friends and I went back to my place. My roommate was out of town so I was pretty...
    frazzleb frazzleb
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 14, 2008

    Most Of Them I Don't Remember

    Many of my antics have been recounted to me the next day by friends. I wish I remembered because they all sounded so good. I do remember while living on a farm we would ride the cows. They didn't appreciate it. Yes, 10' tall and bulletproof was an understatement when alcohol...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 10, 2011

    Drink, Drank, Banned

    One night I ventured out with my buddy to visit his girlfriend at her college. Prior to leaving her dorm room for the night we both killed a bottle of vodka and we each filled up 2 water bottles that were mixed with vodka and some other ****. We continued our adevnture to a...
    recklessrage4 recklessrage4
    18-21
    Jun 10, 2011

    The good thing is hopefully I do not remember

    them as they are embarrassing. However on one occasion I had to be physically restrained and did try to take my own life however I was fine about it the next day. I had no idea what the hell happened.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616
    18-21
    May 3, 2015

    The things my friends tell me the morning

    after the nights out what I did and stuff is so funny apparently I had a wee on some woman's front garden lol
    Mushypanties12 Mushypanties12
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 27, 2015

    Well...

    well most of my stories involve alcohol... every one of my random boob inspections has been while i was drunk...or everytime i've yelled an obscenity to a man..something along the lines of "take off your pants"... "wanna see my ****"..."or the ever so...
    RocknRose RocknRose
    26-30, F
    12 Responses Sep 18, 2007

    Crazy When Drunk

    from making out rageous comments and picking up strangers and taking them home with me to dancing on tables to pinching ashtrays and glasses to dancing with wild abandonement oh dear need i say more dont often get drunk in public now you can see the reasons why by the way this...
    claracluck claracluck
    41-45, F
    Feb 21, 2008

    I personally have not done

    that much crazy stuff. Maybe that craziest thing I've done is rage on the roof of my college apartment, but my friend got so trashed on his 21st that he beat the **** out of a police car with the cops still in it.
    yc1412 yc1412
    31-35, M
    Feb 28

    Now... I was out drinking with some mates in

    Ibiza and it got out of hand. We were all tipsy, me especially. We were on the way back to our hotel when my female friend kissed me. And for some odd reason, I didn't object, I kissed her back. I don't know what happened after that, all I can say is that we both went back to...
    Inadequacy Inadequacy
    16-17, F
    Feb 2

    Not Again !!!

    i am not th type that gets drunk im the type thats in a corner of a party with a greek myths book in hand but i have gotten drunk twice or maybe it was three but ill share the two that i remember (mostly).   its not wat happend at the parties that matters its the weird...
    shiftu shiftu
    22-25, M
    Dec 22, 2009

    When I was 23 I had a sidecut done whilst drunk.

    It was a great haircut but not one my then boss was too happy with.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 7, 2015

    I Cannot Recall, So I Must Trust The Word Of Others :-)

    This was many many years ago. It resulted in my one and only hangover. I gave up apple martini's after this night.  My brother was the promoter for the party that night so everything was comped. I had quite a few martini's and I happened to be sitting down as I drank them. I...
    DeeLisa DeeLisa
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Dec 26, 2012

    When I'm Drunk - Don't Let Me Anywhere.

    Yea... So recently I was drinking with my friend. When we finished our bottle I decided that we need more. It was about 9p.m. So I went to the store. In the street I smelled male perfume and I saw a guy. I followed him because his perfume were perfect. Luckily, he didn't notice...
    different33 different33
    18-21, F
    Jul 14, 2012

    alcohol at times makes u

    so uninhibited that u just dont realise wat u hv done until next day your friends tell u
    tiarababy tiarababy
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2014

    Now... I was out drinking with some mates in

    Ibiza and it got out of hand. We were all tipsy, me especially. We were on the way back to our hotel when my female friend kissed me. And for some odd reason, I didn't object, I kissed her back. I don't know what happened after that, all I can say is that we both went back to...
    Inadequacy Inadequacy
    16-17, F
    Feb 2

    Yes I Have

    one time it was so bad i knocked over a fish tank. i didnt know i did but i was told. i felt really bad. and i asked if i had killed any fish in the process they said no so i felt a little better.. but i do remember falling in the bathroom i got a huge bruise on my thigh from it...
    zelliebellie zelliebellie
    22-25, F
    Dec 18, 2011
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