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    When I was about 2/3 I ate my own poo

    and threw it on the walls. It was in my nails and hair and everything
    raehmm raehmm 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2014

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    In year 8 I went to school

    and after school had finished I went to the toilet. Just then I noticed I still had all my pyjamas on under my school uniform, so I shouted to my friend "Ahaa I've still got my pj's on". When I came out the toilet there was loads of people from my school in there just staring at...
    TWDX TWDX 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 26, 2014

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    My mom brought this microphone speaker box.

    My mom and brother test it out. It worked. They left I'm the only one in the room. I hold up the microphone and started singing whatever was in my head. Let me tell you. I made no freaking sense. But I kept singing and singing. I heard them laughing in the hallway. I was so...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Nov 2, 2014

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    The Difference Between Male And Female Equipment

      I have always been the curious child who doesn't take usually take no for an answer. If you had told me no, I would want to know why or at least find the answer myself if one wasn't forthcoming. I don't think that I might have embarassed my adoptive parents...
    Dormantdrakon Dormantdrakon 22-25, F 7 Responses Nov 15, 2009

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    Showing Off Too Much Of A Good Thing

    When I was 13 I was goofing off with a pencil while doing homework. I was stumped on a math problem and got to twisting and turning in my seat and had this pencil somehow held between three of my fingers in my right hand and when my leg hit the end of the pencil it jammed the...
    MaryJoAZ MaryJoAZ 22-25, F 18 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    When I was 15 I went to see a urologist

    for a urinary tract infection after a swab she then measured my penis and testicles in clear view of my mother :( did she do it for some weird data ? Lol
    deadlabmonkey deadlabmonkey 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 30, 2014

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    I remember I walked out the bathroom with

    tissue coming out my jeans. It was embarrassing
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 2, 2014

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    i yelled into my daddy's walky talkie

    while he was at a meeting with his co workers for the navy seabees. I screamed at the top of my lungs "DADDY! WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME? DINNER HAS ALREADY BEEN READY. SPANKY SPANKY SPANKKKYYY, are you there?? SPANKYYYY." ... My dad's co workers began to call him spanky from...
    romeo27 romeo27 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 19, 2014

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    #Memories

    My mom left me and my sister in the car for a moment thinking it wasn't going to take long at all (which it didn't) but soon as she left it took me jus a few mins to hop into the front seat, leaving my sister in the back to color in her coloring book, while I explored the front...
    laaanie laaanie 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    I was 12 and in the woods ,

    I I grabbed a vine on a tree and then reached in my pants for no reason mite I add and got poison ivy on my penis :( I found out a couple of days after the itching. I when to the school nurse and. Told her my peepee hurts after I went Into a room and showed her my little red...
    deadlabmonkey deadlabmonkey 22-25, M Aug 31, 2014

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    Forced To Wear Girly Panties Part 2 - The Mall Trip

    If you haven't read part 1 yet about me getting caught wearing my sister's friend's panties go check it out on my profile. Anyways: After my mother and sisters caught me wearing my sister's friend's panties, they took all my clothes and put them in bags and threw them in a...
    Lovingthepanties Lovingthepanties 18-21, F 16 Responses Aug 26, 2013

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    I wanted to embarrass my sister

    so I danced to the "Shark Tale" soundtrack in front of her friends. Cringe worthy
    LittleLexxi21 LittleLexxi21 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 9, 2014

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    In around 1-2nd grade I wore this really long

    skirt it draped in the floor and this kid stepped on it and everyone saw my under wear
    brookieeee brookieeee 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 25, 2014

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    I was 9 and I was wearing my gym uniform

    for school. When I came home, my sister said omg you have a huuge stain! I turned around and saw a huge period stain on my uniform.. which is all white. And I even walked up the stairs with my crush behind me. My school was 8 floors high :'(( whhyyyy but we were kids hopefully...
    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 18, 2014

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    when I was 14, I went to the pool

    after a long time with my cousins and I had a very tight costume on. It was from when I was 11 and I had grown a lot since then. So it fit in all my curves perfectly, little too perfectly. We swam and played ball and I noticed how they all kept looking at me a little funny. I...
    mohinim mohinim 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 28, 2014

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    A boy I kind if had a crush on came to my house

    for a sleepover with my brother since they were good friends. My brother had to run in the morning so he went to bed and I played battleship with the boy. I was wearing a pink undershirt and I decided to lay on my belly. I then got up and noticed my shirt was pretty low and he...
    cotygal123 cotygal123 13-15, F 7 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    Forced To Wear Girly Panties And Clothes By Mom And Sister (Pics Included)

    VERY Embarrassing Story about the time I was caught in sister's friend's panties then forced to wear girl clothes for 6 years This took a while to write and it is real so i hope you read the whole thing, Enjoy :D Also: I would really enjoy reading your feedback and soon I'll be...
    Lovingthepanties Lovingthepanties 18-21, F 71 Responses Jun 20, 2013

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    Playing With Green Paint

    When I was 3 years old, once my parents were painting the walls, and I playing with a painting book for kids, so everyone was painting ^^.But some later, my brother called my parents, so they both went upstairs. That wasn't a good idea... Because I decided, I wanted to help with...
    littlewolf1 littlewolf1 13-15, F 17 Responses Apr 6, 2013

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    Every summer for a week my family would travel

    to a resort some distance from our home. During the trip we would stop for gas. One time during one of these stops the gas guy went to wash the windshield. He was kind of cute and I liked him looking me over while he went about wiping the window dry. I was 12 at the time and...
    MaryJoAZ MaryJoAZ 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 11, 2014

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    One time I was 8 and was a soccer (American

    kind) player from 7 - 14 years old. Anyways, I had an upset stomach before the game but went out and played anyway. Partway through the game, I felt the urge to fart. So I started to fart, but realized too late that it was more than that. I ended up soiling my boxer shorts and...
    html92 html92 22-25, M Jan 13

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    When I was around 2-5 years old,

    I had visited my friends house. I wanted to go to the washroom, but her mom was in there, so she dared me to go pee behind the stereo. So I did.... and left without saying goodbye. That was another embarrassing habit of mine, I used to leave without saying goodbye lol.
    sassymcassy sassymcassy 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    when i was probably in end of elementary

    or start of middle school... i was taking a shower downstair and >_< i totally forgot to lock the door and so i came out of the shower got my pants but top half is still naked... had the towel around my neck dripping down my shoulders covering just right down my boobs and my...
    midnight001 midnight001 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2014

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    When I was in middle school I lost my first

    iphone and I was dying to find it So I told the play director (I lost it during practice) and he said to go to the office. So I went to the office and described my issue to the front desk lady and she was like "oh yeahhhh! You mean this" Then the front desk lady left and came...
    ciciyoshi ciciyoshi 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 3, 2014

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    When I was 14 i went to water works it's a

    local pool where I live. Went with friends and there mothers. I didn't wear any under wear that day because of the slides and rides I wanted to stay dry . Well here's the embarrassing part I got to the side of the pool and lifted my self up but my pants didn't come up with me...
    deadlabmonkey deadlabmonkey 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 26, 2014

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    One time I was in the bathroom

    and i had to be like... Hmmm.. 6?7? I was in there and I started singing. I finished and walk out and my family kept telling me thank you for the free concert . Was type Embarrassed
    RogerThat1108 RogerThat1108 13-15, F 5 Responses Nov 1, 2014

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    Never Jump A Chain Linked Fence In Patent Leather Shoes!

    As many of you know, my father was a Southern Baptist Minister.  So I was usually dressed in a dress and patent leather shoes.  I was suppose to wear my tennis shoes when I played outside but when you are six years old - you dont have enough time to change...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 5 Responses Oct 16, 2009

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    One of my most embarrassing moments was in

    eighth grade. As I was walking to English class, my jock strap fell out of the partially zipped gym bag I was carrying. A cute girl I did not know was walking toward my in the corridor and she actually froze and stared. At first I did not know what had happened. Then she...
    HudsonValleyKid HudsonValleyKid 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    I had gone into my sisters' room

    and we talked for a bit then I got up to leave. As I got to the door she said, "No, stay." right as I managed to miss the door completely and hit the wall, falling back onto her bed. A bit stunned, I quietly said, "Okay... "
    mcsunshine09 mcsunshine09 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 15, 2014

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    5-year-old Political Activist?

    So, I was in Kindergarten, and like in most US public schools, they had us recite the pledge of allegiance each morning. But on that particular day, that just wasn't going to fly with little me. I stood up with the rest of the class, but as soon as we reached "with liberty and...
    flotsamandjetsam flotsamandjetsam 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 6, 2013

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    I was just old enough to talk

    when I first saw a black person and I said to my mom, "Mommy, is that man made out of chocolate?!"
    Samcoyou Samcoyou 13-15, M 6 Responses Mar 5, 2014

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    I thought pajamas was also underwear

    so I once went to kindergarten with my pjs under my outfit how stupid can a kid be 😂
    Sakura09girl Sakura09girl 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 19, 2014

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    When I was a young boy about 10-12 I went to a

    endocrinologist to check my bone growth. She checked my hight weight and then measured my penis.:( She pulled it by the head and stretched it to the side on my leg and measured it (very small by the way :p ) that was embarrassing to say the least. But the worst part was that my...
    deadlabmonkey deadlabmonkey 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 19, 2014

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    I was walking at the mall with my mom,

    I think I was 7 years old that time. I was wearing a dress but I wasn't really used to dresses that time. We were walking then I tripped! Everyone looked at me! My mom helped me up but she just kept on laughing at me! I was so embarrassed!
    yukalovesmichaelj yukalovesmichaelj 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    I had a young mother.

    .. Actually my mother was 13 when she became pregnant, and 2 weeks after her 14th birthday I was born. As if that doesn't leave you mind to ponder multiple embarrassing things I've endured throughout my childhood.... Try this one on for size! When I started developing breasts...
    MisMel MisMel 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 21, 2014

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    School Swimming.

    I was 9 and learning to swim with my class at the local pool. Afterwards I took my costume off when getting changed, but lost my balance getting it off my foot. I fell through the cubicle curtain totally naked. Many of my class and the class from another school got to see me.
    sarahsummersrockz sarahsummersrockz 18-21, F 4 Responses Jun 26, 2013

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    Fourth grade: Mom bought me some leather sandals

    that were real popular back in the day but made your feet smell like a jar of Claussen dill pickles. One day I was wearing them in 98 degree weather. After recess I got a little too comfy at my desk and slowly slid my feet out of my sandals to cool them off.....And here came...
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 29, 2014

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    Traumatized

    When I was 15 my older sister was 18. She had a friend of hers over and they were swimming in our pool. Her friend was a lovely woman and her in a bikini was quite excite alb to a 15 year old boy. I was in the bathroom finishing my shower and decided it a good time to...
    rumpledforeskin rumpledforeskin 41-45, M 6 Responses Nov 19, 2013

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    Ive always been shy. So

    since I was small I hated ppl looking at me for too long. I still hate it. So one time this man at a wedding put his hands on my shoulder and got up in my face. He told me I had beautiful eyes but I got scared and slapped him as hard as I could.
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 5, 2014

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    So around 2 years ago

    when I was 16, we had to go to some fancy dinner it was something like a wedding rehearsal dinner of my aunt's that we were invited to. Anyways, before my 2 sisters and my mom and I got in the car to make a 4 hour journey to the wedding dinner rehearsal my mom laid out my...
    Lovingthepanties Lovingthepanties 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 3, 2014

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    When I was little I thought a lady was my mom

    in a store, so I hugged her leg and held her hand as I walked around the store and I started crying when I saw it wasn't my mom
    Meganamongmany Meganamongmany 16-17, F 6 Responses Mar 14, 2014

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    I Have A Good One For You Guys, Ima Make It Very Short Tho

    Ok so I was about 8 or 9 years old. My mom still dressed me and she was upset at me for something, I do not remember what. Was running late for this summer camp thing I was signed up for and she just snatched some cloths up and threw them at me... well... The shorts were my moms...
    Krie Krie 22-25, M 2 Responses May 1, 2012

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    When I was in kindergarten,

    someone opened the bathroom stall on me while I was peeing and I screamed at the top of my lungs. Then I was punished because it was nap time.
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 28, 2014

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    Soo guys :p I was like 9 years old

    and we went to a wedding.Let me tell you I am very close to my father and always will be <3 So there was a man standing who happened to be the photographer :P..... I thought he was my father and his phone started ringing . So the closeness brought me to this part that I put...
    veiledsorrows veiledsorrows 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 6, 2014

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    One time, I was playing baseball with my brother

    and his older friend, and he was just about to swing when I got distracted by a sick looking beetle. I got hit hard in the face with the stupid bat. Hurt pretty bad too, didn't cry though because I was more surprised than anything. I put a package of frozen hotdogs on my face...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 28, 2014

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    Bathed By Cousins When Nineyears Old

    When I was nine years old I stayed about three weeks with my cousins on their five acre farm. My three girl cousins were 6,13 and 15, and my boy cousin was barely 10. We boys had lots of fun that first day, but that evening was no fun for me. My aunt made us take a bath together...
    poofmade poofmade 22-25 9 Responses Jan 12, 2012

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    When I got stuck between the public bus

    doors I was with my momma going to, somewhere, We were on the public bus, When we got to our destination, she got off first. Then it happened, I was going through the doors, then bam! The bus driver closed them and I got stuck, immediately I called mom, she freaked, the bus...
    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M Jan 18

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    So this happen during.

    . The earlier freshmen years. So I was in gym class and I was getting ready to go to 2nd period. I really needed a shower so I was like, "might as well." So I took a shower in the gym locker room, and when i returned, all of my clothes were gone. I only had a towel and I was...
    TheUnholyFallenAngel TheUnholyFallenAngel 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15, 2014

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    So I was watching a baseball game with my family

    and was watching Albert Pueholes play. I had always gotten him mixed up with Alex Rodriguez. Well I remember that one of the players had a nickname A-(something) but I kids forgot that is was Alex Rodeiguez. So when Albert came up to bat I yell to my family, "Hey look! It's A...
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2014

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    I went to play to my friends' house with my

    cousin. We all were 6 or 7. My cousin told me to steal some of his hotwheels. He put 3 cars to his pocket and I stole much more like 10 cars secretly. Few days later, my dad saw me playing with them and asked where did I get them. I couldn't reply and he said that I stole them...
    Keler Keler 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 9, 2014

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    I think it was when I was 7 I remember telling

    schoolmates about wanting to grow bigger. They laughed and I felt embarrassed. It all started with "If you were a superhero, what powers would you want?". I felt embarrassed as a little boy. I would probably feel more embarrassed now because I still want growing powers, being...
    Profweird Profweird 18-21, M Nov 22, 2014

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    When I was 12-13 I got poison ivy on my penis

    from walking and then peeing in the woods I went to school the next day and mid day I noticed my thing was burning. So I went to the nurse .told her my peepee hurt (I really told her that too :( lol) I showed her a red swollen acorn lol and got a call home and a appointment with...
    deadlabmonkey deadlabmonkey 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 31, 2014

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