I Have Epa And Need Help

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 101 People

    It Could Have Been Called "on The Couch"

    "It's a delicious thing...to write." Gustave Flaubert. EP is my off-load place. It's where I come to ruminate, renovate, rejuvenate and recreate. A record to remember, inspire, motivate, comfort, smile, laugh and impart wisdom. A record of thoughts, aspirations, growth, sorrow...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Nov 29, 2010

    I Fought It But......

    I GOTS EPA ADDICTION!! I realized I am addicted when I logged on during the Super Bowl "just to see what's happening".  Oh my, I have a problem!  I ended up answering a few questions, joining a few groups, talking to a friend, and creating a new group.  A few...
    giggles4488 giggles4488
    56-60, F
    23 Responses Feb 7, 2010

    Nearly 80 Nutters Now

    As our group grows , certain responsibilities must be adhered to. Before long we will obviously take full control of the USA (and Russia .and the rest of the World ).   We need to show compassion and understanding to these poor peeps , who, hitherto have falsely laboured...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Feb 6, 2010

    I Wanted To Keep It A Secret

    I put off joining this group because I was afraid that it was for people who wanted to give up their addiction....after reading a few posts, I realized that no one wants to be cured.The only help Epa's want is:  Help to keep on laughing and having fun in EP. So now I'm out...
    gryfnn gryfnn
    70+, F
    20 Responses Jan 30, 2010

    Coercive Interrogation Techniques.

    When we getbusted and they start torturing us. Remember ! You are not alone. Remember the Police are rough. Say nothin and don,t ever mention my name (Ever). We,ll take the torturin Basterds to court. (If we are still breathin)   POWER TO THE PUDDY,S ! RIGHT...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Feb 13, 2010

    I Saw The Light

    At first, it was just a bit of fun. Stumbled onto this site and really began to enjoy answering silly questions with silly answers and the serious ones too (even better cos often I found them even funnier ).Soon found that there were even some people who PM,ed me abusive messages...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    14 Responses Jan 27, 2010

    Rules

    If anyone perchances to happen upon AFD, will you tell them if they don't come back to Q and A pretty damn quick, there will be Hell to pay. (Me).
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response May 28, 2010

    The "Peppy Princess"!

    I am addicted to EP. I love to delve into the Questions and Answers. I have lots of both!   I love everything about EP. The wonderful people, the stories, the comments, whiteboards, the gestures, the messages, the tributes, the trophies-everything...   I love how I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    29 Responses Jan 29, 2010

    My How Ep Has Grown!

    Back in October 2009 I had accidentally stumbled upon the Ep site. I had noticed that there were only 2,800,000 Experiences shared at that time.That number grew to 4,000,000 On Febuary 23rd 2010! How could I forget cause it was my birthday! And somebody in the question and...
    SealedWithAKisss SealedWithAKisss
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Feb 26, 2010

    Ha Fukun Ha ! You Slimey, English Rats From Hell.

    Cymru  Am  Byth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11Pass the fertilizer m m
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    6 Responses Feb 13, 2010

    O.o

    *looks round nervously as she signs in* *rocking back and forth it's taking a long time today* *omg I hope know one sees me talking to myself* *covers face* *pupils dilate* *heart pounds* *sigh of relief* nah... I'm not an addict..........
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 23, 2010

    Just New But Learning Step By Step

    Have not long joined but enjoying the community and the sharing. Hope to continue in learning new skills.
    Preciouslady Preciouslady
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Aug 29, 2011

    Overseas Members Subscricptions.

    Now overdue . Need Help .Ring Mr. Mark Thatcher who is not allowed anywhere legally but will operate an emergency helicopter , humanitarian  , joke of a defence'Call "Scratcher ".Quick.  From,  Beyond The Grave for I am dead and no longer exist.  Prove it you...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    6 Responses Jan 30, 2010

    Post Neo - Nazi Propoganda .

    My very nice uncle (Mengele ) , wasn,t so very furkin nice at all .
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Feb 13, 2010

    I Must Face My Addiction

    LOVE THIS GROUP!!!!I think we should meet weekly!Hello, my name is ZK and I am an EP addict.I was so addicted that I set up things so I could get an e-mail alert on my Blackberry when someone from EP sent a message or commented on a story or whatever.I was spending so...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Jan 27, 2010

    Doppelgangers.

    It has come to the attention of the Board (AFD and LMG2 ) that our official enforcer has had his identity stolen by some Mad Drunken Person. Obviously , the inane ramblings of a Drunken Madman have no place on our site. We apologise if any EPAers were either confused or...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    6 Responses Feb 17, 2010

    The Idniscrimanate Actions Of The Nazis.

    We could just as well be living in Vichy France. Yhey,re only means of Brain-Control is too reward the Local Collabarors who behave likie Informers. I pray no EP,ers ever feel the need to act like Nazi,s for the sake of a Shilling.. We have Morals and a faith in Justice...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    4 Responses Mar 10, 2010

    A Visit From....

    Hello Epeeps, it's  here!!!I just had to stop by to let YOU know that Phyllis was feeling exhausted , so she had to leave the Merry Little Land of EP this morning and get some rest!Phyllis was so exhausted that she didn't make it any further than the...
    LetMeGo2 LetMeGo2
    41-45, F
    13 Responses Jan 31, 2010

    For Realz

    Someone, anyone..help me! I can't stop! xD
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    Oct 1, 2010

    Experiences

    It has come to the Board,s attention that we now have 66 members yet only 33 experiences. Come On EPA,ers just let it out !Acknowledgement is the first step on a very long road.We won,t laugh....We know what it,s like.That,s why we,re Here for You.I,d sooner be an EPA junky...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    4 Responses Jan 31, 2010

    Have It Bad

    I am so addicted. It's 4am and I'm still here writing and reading...... Update: It 6am and I'm still going.....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Feb 24, 2010

    This Is True....

    Now HELP me!....no,wait.....I don't want help. I mean...Ugh, I give up. I'm a complete EP addict.
    soleilbaby soleilbaby
    36-40, F
    13 Responses Feb 15, 2010

    Letmego2 Epa!

    GOOD DAY MY EPEEPS!!! My name is LetMeGo2.... I am an EP Addict !!! I have been addicted to EP for three solid months now....I can stop  whenever........I want to !!! I love the Merry Little Land of EP !!!  What lead me...
    LetMeGo2 LetMeGo2
    41-45, F
    20 Responses Jan 27, 2010

    Copywrite Danger. !

    Unfortunately ,It has come to the EPA,s O.E attention that yes we aware (Legally Etc.) of sharing our acronym with the "United States Envronment Protection Agency "Any confusion is their fault because we didn,t know did we.?  Did WE, oh Furk we,re Furked !!! This...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    6 Responses Jan 30, 2010

    Me

    I think i may have to relinquish my position as EPA,s Official Enforcer.   This is very sad and distressing (For me ).   It seems , the Feds have finally caught up with me.  If they throw me in the slammer , will you come visit.? I suffer from...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    11 Responses Mar 5, 2010

    Everyday Every Hour

    this site i thought i was just going to be on here for a little while like i am on all my other sites BUT .......... i have been on here every day since i registered i think there was 2 days that i wasn't on here ........i haven't left the house since march and it what month...
    joshuasprincess joshuasprincess
    18-21, F
    3 Responses May 1, 2010

    A Bad Day...

    Oh what a terrible day it has been.  A cold wind blowing, rain turning to sleet, then snow.  The satellite dish for the computer fluttering in the wind.  And no connectivity to the internet.  NO EP!!!!!  What a terrible day it has been...
    LonghornFan LonghornFan
    56-60, M
    7 Responses Feb 23, 2010

    Deception

    All correspondenc must first be "Run" by me. Sorry for any misundergarmentwear.  But Rules are Rules ( Are they ? )     The One Eyed King.. )( Wink ,Wink ) . Trajedy (when you can,t go on, and the feelins wrong )   UTTER DESPAIR
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 13, 2010

    It Started...

    out quite innocently...a little EP on the weekends, then after work.the weekend got devoured by EP usage!and then HOURS after work...the Circus, the circle, BUBBLE SHOOTER!!!!!I would play a few minutes of bubble shooter between patients, no problem I thought...but now!  It...
    akasarah akasarah
    51-55, F
    27 Responses Jan 26, 2010

    Wednesday Group: Let's Get Over The Hump!

    Hello , my name is LetMeGo2....         ....and I am an EP Addict ....                           ***Hello, LetMeGo2!!!***  ...
    LetMeGo2 LetMeGo2
    41-45, F
    49 Responses Feb 3, 2010

    Officialdom.

    It has now been "Officially" decided by Her Majesty,s Goverrnment of the Fascist Regime Of Great (surely a misnomer?) Britain that Peza is officially not  a fiit and proper person to hold down a Job. You can barely imagine the Glee that decision has caused me. I now...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Feb 23, 2010

    When Will This Group Hit 100?

    The group now has 97 members.  So when will it 100?  I propose that momentus occasion will occur on March 13, 2010 at exactly 10:23 PM CST.  Any others want to guess????
    LonghornFan LonghornFan
    56-60, M
    8 Responses Mar 11, 2010

    I Just Kinda Stumbled Upon It.

    I was looking on the internet one night,i was looking up alcoholism when i found alcohol experiences. That was the begining of my journey on experience project,i found other like minded people who had been through what i had. I hope to continue enjoying my time here at EP...
    kittywake kittywake
    51-55, F
    2 Responses May 15, 2010

    My Name Is Angus , And I'm Addicted

    I don't know how or when I got hooked . It sorta just ...happened . It's filled my otherwise sleepless nights and boring days when stuck at home . I've been connecting with others like myself and have really had a good time in coping with the demons of guilt and remorse that...
    Tanengreen Tanengreen
    36-40, M
    14 Responses Feb 1, 2010

    Okay, I Admit It...

    EP has brought out a side of me that I have tried very hard to keep under control for years.  I wasn't always just a jester, making jokes and commenting on everything with a slight mental imbalance.  I used to be fairly straight laced and kind to little children and...
    LonghornFan LonghornFan
    56-60, M
    8 Responses Feb 6, 2010

    I'm Happy ! : )

    The house is a mess Dishes not done Beds unmade Dinner not planned Rubbish not out Coffee jar almost empty Still sitting in my Pj's I am an addict I hope it wears off soon!!
    Tgilly Tgilly
    51-55, F
    14 Responses Mar 11, 2010

    Two Fugitive Dogs

    You can run but you can't hide, AFD ! If you don't report for duty , very soon, there Will be consequences. You know what I am capable of ........ Don't push yer luck !
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    4 Responses May 27, 2010

    Absolution

    I could sit and cry and cry and cry.   Paper now like Papier Macher.   Ble Mae,r pappur ?   INNIT ????????????????
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    4 Responses Feb 13, 2010

    I Am An Ep Addict And Proud Of It!

    Hello everyone. My name is SunnySmile and I'm an EP Addict :D I found this site by accident when I was looking for answers to a problem I had back then. I not only found lots of stories with similar experiences, but got valuable advice from people who've been in the same...
    SunnySmile SunnySmile
    31-35, F
    Nov 25, 2010

    The Words In Red..

    My name is Luv and I have EPA.  I can't seem to control myself.  There are many reasons for my epa.  But one of the reasons would be, those words in red that I can't seem to resist.  I feel so happy when I know that a friend is going to see the...
    luvmc11 luvmc11
    46-50, F
    29 Responses Jan 29, 2010

    Directive No.2 Re.hackers

    It has come to the attention of EPA,s Official Enforcer that there has been some "hacking" activity detected within the greater realms of EPA.Now Then : in the uk , hacking is a term associated with crap soccer players ( also known as "fouling" or "taking the ****") and , as such...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    10 Responses Feb 2, 2010

    Official Epa Enforcer

    Now that I have been democratically elected as EPA,s OFFICIAL ENFORCER ( in a bit of an Afghani type of election ), there are a few ground rules which you MUST obey.Rule No1 There is no higher jurisdiction than ME ( Except for Allfordogs and Letmego2). In the event of their...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    17 Responses Jan 28, 2010

    Busted

    Just grass up afd. Don,t point em my way.!!
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2010

    Another Load Of Bollox

    It should be hereby known,    That all EPA  officials are IMMUNE to any bribes or "payments in kind " or whatever else you would like tyo call them..  We are NOT the Taleban , neither are are our gun-totin, rocket launchin brothers from the Badlaands of...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Feb 2, 2010

    Cyber Refuge

    One day they will find me slumped over my computer... and oh darn! I will have falllen asleep for the last time... still logged into Ep... Then they will find out who I am when I am not being their mother or daughter or hard working single mother blah blah blah.... I do love Ep...
    jenvice jenvice
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jan 23, 2013

    Takin Over The World.

    As  our group expands ( No , not because of Do-Nuts ). we  need to protect our statutory rights. It stll bugs me , we now have 90 members (nearly) but only 56 stories. I know  it,s hard but just remember a problem shared is a problem halved. Come on peeps...
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    7 Responses Feb 18, 2010

    Help!!!!!

    I have been staring at EP all day and I can't figure out what to do!! Immense writer's block! 
    IWishIUnderstood IWishIUnderstood
    22-25, M
    16 Responses Feb 1, 2010

    Fools

    Let it now be known , we are not accepting any more Fools into EPA. Time is a precious thing. Not to be wasted.
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Jun 11, 2010

    Friday Night Epa Group Session!

    Hello , my name is LetMeGo2....       ....and I am an EP Addict !!!                           ***Hello, LetMeGo2!!!*** Friday EPA...
    LetMeGo2 LetMeGo2
    41-45, F
    88 Responses Jan 29, 2010

    Ummm Hmmmm

    I'm controlling it better now. But I could spend entire days on here before! I don't "friend" all and sundry. I check you out first, and then decide. I love that so many of you "get" me. Completely! I grieve the old friends that have disappeared. I hurt when they delete...
    CatchCabby CatchCabby
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Nov 1, 2010
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