I Have Experienced Murphy's Law

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 107 People

    Mr Gerard Bronagh Murphy If You Please

    Yes I know GBM pretty darn well. I've had him as a guest more often than I care to count. I've been blessed as of late for he hasn't being staying long but when Gerard Murphy makes his mind up to travel with me - his presence is undeniable. Fortunately his wife is kind enough to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 14, 2009

    Always

    I believe I'm not the only one. Whenever I use "always" then it will become "not alway" immediately after I have said it. So I learned to avoid saying it too often in my statement despite the fact that I know in mind I always do something. However, things are indeed always...
    Anivia Anivia
    31-35, F
    Sep 15, 2013

    in a beautifyl sunny day

    that i enjoy,drivers and traffic make my go crazy.....grrrrrr
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 20, 2015

    All I Could Do Was Laugh.

    It started off with the kids fighting. I have three kids (13,8 and 5). The two younger ones have been fighting off and on all morning, the oldest thinks it's Saturday before her birthday that she is having a party without asking me if she could. She texts all her friends to come...
    koolkatjossie koolkatjossie
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 20, 2013

    O’Toole’s Corollary To Murphy’s Law

    O’Toole’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law “Murphy was an optimist.”                    
    CherrySissy CherrySissy
    46-50, T
    Dec 10, 2010

    I'm working the p/t job today

    for a co-worker. I also have my daughter this weekend. Told her that I was going to leave $20 for Dominoes in case I wasn't home at 4pm. She was like, "Why wouldn't you be home by 4?" "Oh, you know, Murphy's Law." She said, "What law is that?" "Anything can go wrong." Then I...
    RockingTheCarhartts RockingTheCarhartts
    46-50, M
    Jul 18, 2015

    Or Maybe It Was the Law of Attraction

    I tripped out of bed this morning.  Broke the little glass dish with my blueberries.  My beautiful blueberries were all over the floor scattered with the shards of glass. I missed the mail slot on the mail box going through the drive through (how embarrasing) and...
    findinme findinme
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Feb 20, 2008

    Also, The Law Of Unintended Consequences

    I just recently realized that I had devoted my life to my family; I took the family business, paid the house and bills, and took care of what the family owned. The realization came when I was in a difficult spot. All I really needed was friends and family, I wasn't begging for...
    hellimus hellimus
    26-30, M
    Jun 16, 2012

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