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I Have Experienced Murphy's Law

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 104 People

    I’ve Also Met His Reincarnation

    Aren’t I lucky? =P He loves to jinx me at every chance he gets. I wonder when he’ll retire from me and move on to someone else who he can terrorise?
    Floydess Floydess 18-21, F 6 Responses Mar 1, 2010

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    Or Maybe It Was the Law of Attraction

    I tripped out of bed this morning.  Broke the little glass dish with my blueberries.  My beautiful blueberries were all over the floor scattered with the shards of glass. I missed the mail slot on the mail box going through the drive through (how embarrasing) and...
    findinme findinme 46-50, F 2 Responses Feb 20, 2008

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    Always

    I believe I'm not the only one. Whenever I use "always" then it will become "not alway" immediately after I have said it. So I learned to avoid saying it too often in my statement despite the fact that I know in mind I always do something. However, things are indeed always...
    Anivia Anivia 31-35, F Sep 15, 2013

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    in a beautifyl sunny day

    that i enjoy,drivers and traffic make my go crazy.....grrrrrr
    fromeden fromeden 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 20

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    All I Could Do Was Laugh.

    It started off with the kids fighting. I have three kids (13,8 and 5). The two younger ones have been fighting off and on all morning, the oldest thinks it's Saturday before her birthday that she is having a party without asking me if she could. She texts all her friends to come...
    koolkatjossie koolkatjossie 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 20, 2013

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    O’Toole’s Corollary To Murphy’s Law

    O’Toole’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law “Murphy was an optimist.”                    
    CherrySissy CherrySissy 46-50, T Dec 10, 2010

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    Mr Gerard Bronagh Murphy If You Please

    Yes I know GBM pretty darn well. I've had him as a guest more often than I care to count. I've been blessed as of late for he hasn't being staying long but when Gerard Murphy makes his mind up to travel with me - his presence is undeniable. Fortunately his wife is kind enough to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 14, 2009

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    Also, The Law Of Unintended Consequences

    I just recently realized that I had devoted my life to my family; I took the family business, paid the house and bills, and took care of what the family owned. The realization came when I was in a difficult spot. All I really needed was friends and family, I wasn't begging for...
    hellimus hellimus 26-30, M Jun 16, 2012

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    She's an alcoholic, crack head, selfish, psychotic, user and needs to leave us alone. She won't work, turns tricks for her alcohol and dope money, does whatever she wants, and has...
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    2 Corinthians 7:10: For godly grief produces a repentance that leads to salvation without regret, whereas worldly grief produces death. http://bit.ly/1pqGUS3 One of the happiest...
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    I think I've had an AP experience.. More than once.. But, never on purpose. The first time it happened I had fallen into a deep sleep and I woke up, but I wasn't awake. I got out...
    ToxicDollCandy ToxicDollCandy 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    But I love joy rides ;) it was just amazing feeling of euphoria when you take the car out for a spin lol....what can I say,im a rebel at heart :) ;) :b
    Zionari Zionari 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I teach my son often about life.. and junk in general.... (survival skills.. if you will) I forget the nature of the topic... but my lesson was.... Your need to be ready for...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 15

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    I've been married for a long time. My issue is with my husband's siblings. My spouse is the oldest and has always been in the role of the "head of the family". It is a very...
    victoria71 victoria71 41-45, F Apr 23

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    When was the last time you felt like the deepest part of your soul was in a tug-of-war? When was the last time you felt excited, yet sad? Angry, yet compassionate? Relaxed, but...
    IRealizedVienna IRealizedVienna 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    IRealizedVienna IRealizedVienna 18-21, F 8 Responses 4 days ago

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    By now I'm sure most EP members have experienced this awkward moment. You know.....the one when you post a story and you get either "trolled" or get a weird, way-out-there comment...
    MissisWolf MissisWolf 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    1. Stayed up 100 hours (twice) 2. Put a loaded Glock in my mouth twice and pulled the trigger (jammed) 3. Seen 17 countries lived in 3 others 4. Saved a 9 year old girl from a...
    Fbaser Fbaser 46-50, M Apr 19

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    OqSydSchizo16 OqSydSchizo16 36-40, M 2 hrs ago

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    I need a serious opinion or some help of sorts. Well I know I have some mental condition which makes me insane as I am. Well, I slightly liked a movie. They brought out an item I...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    To do it. Just what is the point in living anymore if I am not going to have salvation to heaven anyway ? Yup. Here's my point . I don't see how I can ever live a happy life...
    Thedepressedgirlatthewindow Thedepressedgirlatthewindow 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 6

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    chairsmissing chairsmissing 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 16

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    I have experienced this three times in my life. The first being when I was 10 and in boy scouts. We use to do a paper drive on Saturdays, raising money by collecting old newspaper...
    Kman4You Kman4You 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 17

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    Heyyy, just venting lbvs! I don't have any friends, nor family! is it by choice mmm yea in a way but not really! I tend to block people out and keep a tough guard! Why, because I...
    TewTewLove TewTewLove 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    correction for me... I think I'm losing my friend.. .. I can't say best friend idk if it was even considered a friendship anymore... a real friend would ask what's up instead of...
    mergirl123 mergirl123 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 6

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    Thought all you celiacs would enjoy this: Types of people when they find out I'm a celiac: The careless: oh, you have to digest it in order to get sick, right? I can play with my...
    SparkleSwirl SparkleSwirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    It's taken me a long time to get around to writing this letter. I've been putting it off for years, to be honest. I suppose that I was waiting for you to get in touch with me. An...
    courtney24850 courtney24850 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    I've wanted to have children for about five years now. I was 13 when I first thought if getting pregnant. I can easily provide a baby with that love and support and care, but I'm...
    wishingforrecovery wishingforrecovery 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 20

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    Where do I even begin.... My parents divorced when I was a baby. My mom took me and my older half-sister and moved us to another state to start a new life. She left behind my...
    emilylmeadows emilylmeadows 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 22

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    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    mummytozach mummytozach 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    TOO MANY TIMES.... My sister and I grew up in a verbally & emotionally abusive home. I realize that may not hold a candle to those who lived with physical abuse but for us, it was...
    jerseyjenna jerseyjenna 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    Does anyone know how to gain self confidence? I've been dealing with this problem for over 5 years. I sometimes feel as if im too nice to others, or just let myself go..I let...
    yasminesaleh00 yasminesaleh00 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 13

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    I don't I'm a man. I do like woman that have them.Put's them in just the right positioning for my mouth to enjoy them.If you're a woman and this is bothering you.Please don't fret...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 46-50, M Apr 14

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    TELEKINESIS/ELETROKINESIS caught on camera For those in need of alittle help or empowerment. I have instigram video's show how spot on both my electrokinesis.. and telekinesis...
    icey1 icey1 22-25, M Apr 14

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