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I Have Freak Accidents

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    This past December... I was driving on a road that turns from City/45mph and from 2-3 lanes each way to country/55mph and 1 lane.  Even before we left Newport News the line of traffic was narrowed down to 1 lane but it doesn't speed up to 55 until York County. Well during that...
    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 1 Response Jan 21, 2011

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    I have a LOT of freak accidents, I never seem to have regular accidents that aren't complicated and crazy... Story 1 will be one from 2007. It was March 16th and my wife and kid went out of town, being alone I decided to treat myself and went to a late showing of something I knew...
    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 1 Response Jan 3, 2011

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    Dooh

    Stupid ones really… tripping for no reason and things like that. Just yesterday I was at work and went to wash my hands. I reached my arm out to pull up my sleeve and my thumb caught the edge of the mirror. Took a nice chunk right out and it was one of those s-l-o-w motion...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 5 Responses Mar 31, 2008

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    You're Not Going Believe What Happened To My Car!

    I took my daughter to a fast food place here in Spokane. Once we set out to leave I tried to start the car to know avail. Once my son and I had located that the problem was the do to the fact that the fuel pump had gone out, and not having the money to have my van towed, we...
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M May 15, 2012

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    Letterbox

    I'm not sure if it counts, but I was once attacked by a letterbox. I kindly agreed to help a friend with her paper round and went to one of the houses and popped the newspaper through the flap and before I knew it the flap had slammed down and trapped about three of my fingers in...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 31, 2008

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    Yea Who Blacks Out And Crashes Into A Cement Wall In There New Vw Beetle ? Me.

    I have some many freak accidents its not even funny hahahah
    PRETTYGIRLHATESTHEWORLD PRETTYGIRLHATESTHEWORLD 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 25, 2010

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    Cat

    my husband and i sre sitting at our respective laptop.  the room is completely silent.  suddenly we hear "meow" from above and a cat falls through the ceiling.  this starles me so much i start laughing somewhee short of hysterically.  the laughter is so intence i flip my...
    monsterchild60 monsterchild60 51-55, F Oct 9, 2011

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    My Washer Attacked Me

    There was something wrong with the spin cycle so I had my pinky in the little hole trying to figure it out when all of a sudden a pair of jeans leaped out of the washer and ripped my pinky from that hole. I looked down expecting to see blood it hurt so much. The swelling...
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 7 Responses Mar 31, 2008

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    Today, i had an accident,

    a speedy trailer about to crush me at signal, luckily saved. Only my poor car got scratches...
    nivas1413 nivas1413 26-30, M Dec 29, 2013

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    ColourfulDreams ColourfulDreams 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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