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I Have Had A Woman Pee All Over Me

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 13 People

    One Summers Day..

    Lying in the sun, my gf came up wearing my t-shirt. But when she straddled me I found she had no knickers on! Nice flash, I thought, then the heavens opened, golden showers poured, I was flooded! It must have been exhausting for her, because she had to sit down, on me. mmmmm! You...
    ip4fun ip4fun 51-55 1 Response Aug 26, 2011

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