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I Have Had Sex With A Vacuum Cleaner

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 80 People

    Shop Vac Sex

    I use my shop vac on my **** all the time, it feels great. Wife doesn't always put out but my shop vac does and so does our Dyson.
    jobudnftw jobudnftw
    61-65, M
    Nov 18, 2013

    It's so ******* kinky.

    Sometimes when I'm home alone, I use the nozzle thing on my breasts and pssy. It leaves me all swollen and wet~
    CyanideBitch CyanideBitch
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Oct 10, 2015

    I Have Had Sex With A Vacuum Cleaner

    I have used a vacuum cleaner to ********** quite a bit. I love the feeling of the vacuum cleaner sucking my ****, it makes my lips vibrate. It gets enlarged and swollen and the feeling is exciting. It does kind of make a weird sound so I can really only do it when nobody is...
    x91xnicolex91x x91xnicolex91x
    22-25
    2 Responses Nov 5, 2013

    "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!

    " This was proposed as a commercial slogan for English-speaking countries by the Swedish HQ of Electrolux. (In Swedish, the word for vacuum cleaner translates to "dust sucker!")
    tyrihans45 tyrihans45
    70+, M
    1 Response Oct 18, 2015

    Tightness

    Never in my life I thought ************ with a vacuum would be something I would do, I've heard someone told me a story once in my teens, but once I got really horny and I wasn't really interested in ************ the old fashion way until I saw my vacuum cleaner one day...
    Takamizawa Takamizawa
    22-25, M
    Aug 9, 2013

    Red Snapper Made Me Do It!

    He started this group and then made me feel guilty because no-one else had joined ... so I thought I better had ... just to keep him company, even though he claims not to have had sex with a vacuum cleaner anyway ... so it's all a bit bogus. However, vacuum cleaners would...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    23 Responses Nov 14, 2010

    Henry

    As a matter of fact I did not have sex with my vacuum cleaner. I am seduced by the idea. Not by the act itself. It could be an advantage that our 'Henry' is noisy, but his love song wrecks my nerves and even if the metal tube would fit like a glove it would not for long because...
    moreandless moreandless
    56-60, M
    8 Responses Nov 14, 2010

    Really seriously lol omg what's best hoover

    dyson Miele aeg or Panasonic ...... I have a dyson dc40 and it used on those strange things called .......carpets lol
    ilovebustyfemales ilovebustyfemales
    41-45, M
    1 Response Aug 12, 2015

    Thrusting Into The Hose

    When I was younger and my **** much smaller I used to always use the hose attachment of the vacuum to ***. I would be soft and turn the vacuum on and slide my flaccid **** into the hose. It would vibrate back an forth as my **** rose from the sensation. I thrust my hips in and...
    Adioskater34 Adioskater34
    18-21, M
    Apr 24, 2012
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