I Have Had Some Bad Coffee Before

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    Oily Coffee

    I've had this on more than on occaision. I guess it's to do with how long the coffee has been filtering for or where the cups are kept, the milk is kept. But oily coffee is the worst. It's like....coffee tasting oily water with added milk.
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Dec 5, 2009

    This Group Speaks To My Lifeblood!

    I know about some bad coffee,folks.And that mug,oooh I want it!Though I do have many,so I'll relax a bit 'till one pops up at a yardsale for 75...cents.this computer has no cent key!WTF,gimme some cents!when I was a lad,you could hit C,then backspace,then/-and you had some cents...
    dubkebab dubkebab
    46-50, M
    Nov 16, 2009

    All Nighter, Not All Righter!

    I was working long hours and on the road by myself.  I completed an objective in Washington D.C., then moved on to another in Virginia.  After that I had to haul over to Minnesota, hook it back to Chicago, and then end up in Detroit.  As I was on the last leg of this ordeal...
    BlueJarhead BlueJarhead
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 4, 2010

    Very Nasty Liquid Represented As "coffee"

    I've never been a complainer and appreciate whatever I get. If coffee is a bit thin or not the freshest I can manage. But one morning while vacationing in Orlando we pulled into Golden Corral for breakfast buffet before Magic Kingdom. A server brought me a cup of SOMETHING. It...
    kulshady kulshady
    41-45, M
    Nov 10, 2011

    Yiayia's Coffee

    When ever I go over to visit my Yaya she insist on making a pot of coffee for me. Greek coffee is a strong, rich brew, served in demitasse cups. It's made from a fine grind of specially roasted beans and the grounds are served with the coffee (they settle to the bottom of the cup...
    anotherinnocent anotherinnocent
    26-30, F
    Mar 16, 2011


    One of my first jobs was at a restaurant/cafe. There was always a pot of regular and a pot of decaf coffee that we just reheated until it was all gone. Then we'd be able to make a fresh pot. Back then, that was the only coffee I'd ever tried. I didn't drink any Starbucks or...
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    1 Response Jan 23, 2011

    Soap and vomit

     worst late ever. it tasted like soap and it looked like creamy motor oil. Then there was the pumpkin spice whatever that tasted like vomit. yum yum yum. this is why I drink quadruple shot espressos people. its really hard to screw that up.
    09healed08 09healed08
    18-21, F
    Dec 6, 2009

    Cool Mug!

    I love that coffee mug because I love skulls but I would feel weird drinking out of it. Brain juice or something...yuck
    deleted deleted
    Nov 16, 2009

    As Far As I'm Concerned...

    Some people have called me a "coffee snob." I do not protest to this nickname, however I wouldn't say that I'm super particular. My biggest rule when it comes to coffee drinking is this: A pot of coffee can only be brewed and consumed in one hour....no more. After one hour coffee...
    fieryfaery fieryfaery
    26-30, F
    Jan 23, 2011

    This Morning ....

    I found a POST IT note in the bottom of my cup from the coffee stand! I have a picture but I dont know how to post it .... Advice on what I should do?
    kareninalaska kareninalaska
    26-30, F
    Mar 23, 2012

    Too Many Times !!!

    I think I enjoy coffee I make at home,not too strong it's just right.I add my sugar and half & half and it's ummm good. Buy a cup at Mc Donalds and a few other places ,I can't drink  even a quarter cup,it's that bad to me.No amount of milk can fix it. I just like...
    bellas31 bellas31
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Dec 29, 2009


    I have had some really bad coffee a few times, the gas station were i live never cleans thier coffee / capacinno machine, went to IHOP, & the coffe there wasdisgusting, not sure if it was the brand of cofee or what, nasty,nasty!
    sugar032 sugar032
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 13, 2012

    Oh, The Horror!

    I am a simple girl who like her coffee to be simple. None of that mocha-vanilla-crap for me! I had tried it and YUCK! I don't like candy in my coffee! Give me a black coffee, two sugars, and some cream. Thank you. ;-) But even with a simple formula like that, some places can...
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    2 Responses Nov 16, 2009

    My Former Roommates

    Ewww yes!!!! I bought one of those programmable coffee makers because I once had a roommate that thought you should mix equal parts water with your coffee.  He was very sweet and would always make me coffee in the morning but after a cup of his coffee I would literally shake...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Nov 17, 2009

    No, Thank You?

    I adore coffee.  I'm an addict.  I need it in the morning and during the day and sometimes I drink an expresso or two before going to sleep.  I sleep like an ox or a rock or whatever. Needless to say that I prefer the coffee to be as it should be.  Strong...
    moreandless moreandless
    56-60, M
    Feb 3, 2010

    It Was Some Bad Suff!

    Man, I got some generic stuff once that had been sitting on the shelf so long it was dried out! I didn't know any better, I made a pot and oh my goodness I almost died!
    deleted deleted
    Mar 24, 2011

    I Was In The Army

    We drank what was presented to us.  One particularly nasty offering prompted me to ask the cook how he made this brew.  He matter of factly told me he just kept adding grounds and water.  Never cleaned it, never changed it.  For months.Stuff kept me up though.
    Leporid Leporid
    56-60, M
    Jul 22, 2011
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