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I Have Heard Arnold Schwarzenegger Whisper Sweet German Nothings Into My Ear

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    Yeah and he whispers in my ear " I'm not a pervert I just want a turbo man doll."
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 9, 2011

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    Between Puffs On His Cigar

    ok,this is not the story you may(ahem)be expecting...but what a great group,what a heelahreeous image,what a thought for me to allow into my fragile little mind... our tale begins where many stories do,on the slopes of "heroin hill"AKA Starret hill,where many an OD'ed...
    dubkebab dubkebab 36-40, M Nov 28, 2009

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    No I Haven't

    Actually I haven't but how could I not join this group?  Arnold we salute you!
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 9, 2008

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    Iz Dat a Bratvurst In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

    Liebchun, I've got a schnitzl here vit your name on it. Comunze... reach into my leiderhosen und tickle my damen und herren. Yah, yah! Now I teach you my favorite dance, my little saurbraten! It is called The Vienna Sausage Valtz! Ahhh...Das iz gud! Und now I vill polka you! yah...
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 14 Responses Jun 24, 2008

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    Mein Leibling

    If you do that one more time, I'm taking away your Masonic ring! You're not my type dude! lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2009

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