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I Have Heard Arnold Schwarzenegger Whisper Sweet German Nothings Into My Ear

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    Between Puffs On His Cigar

    ok,this is not the story you may(ahem)be expecting...but what a great group,what a heelahreeous image,what a thought for me to allow into my fragile little mind... our tale begins where many stories do,on the slopes of "heroin hill"AKA Starret hill,where many an OD'ed...
    dubkebab dubkebab 46-50, M Nov 28, 2009

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    Lol

    Yeah and he whispers in my ear " I'm not a pervert I just want a turbo man doll."
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 9, 2011

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    Mein Leibling

    If you do that one more time, I'm taking away your Masonic ring! You're not my type dude! lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2009

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    Iz Dat a Bratvurst In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

    Liebchun, I've got a schnitzl here vit your name on it. Comunze... reach into my leiderhosen und tickle my damen und herren. Yah, yah! Now I teach you my favorite dance, my little saurbraten! It is called The Vienna Sausage Valtz! Ahhh...Das iz gud! Und now I vill polka you! yah...
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 14 Responses Jun 24, 2008

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    No I Haven't

    Actually I haven't but how could I not join this group?  Arnold we salute you!
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 9, 2008

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L28CnhmeAD4
    SheWolfII SheWolfII 70+, M a week ago

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    my kid's used to say this all the time to me.........
    Encontrados Encontrados 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    And you should be proud :) I'm English but I'm learning German and lived there for a while. I'm hoping some friendly Germans especially guys would like to friend me here as I need...
    chimpsticks chimpsticks 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 14

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    My earworm this morning is seasonally appropriate -- Angels We Have Heard on High
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    I have the most amazing boyfriend/husband. We have been together for 3yrs. And it has been the best 3yrs of my life. i never knew who he was, i only knew what i have heard about...
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    I was having some lunch the other day and being the super alert, all hearing person I am, I could hear the conversation the women next to me were having. Let me just set the scene...
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    I don't often sing, but I'm often told I have quite a sweet voice. I also worked as a receptionist answering phones and heard the same thing : )
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    dearalexe dearalexe 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 7

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