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I Have Heard Arnold Schwarzenegger Whisper Sweet German Nothings Into My Ear

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    Iz Dat a Bratvurst In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

    Liebchun, I've got a schnitzl here vit your name on it. Comunze... reach into my leiderhosen und tickle my damen und herren. Yah, yah! Now I teach you my favorite dance, my little saurbraten! It is called The Vienna Sausage Valtz! Ahhh...Das iz gud! Und now I vill polka you! yah...
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 14 Responses Jun 24, 2008

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    No I Haven't

    Actually I haven't but how could I not join this group?  Arnold we salute you!
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 9, 2008

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    Mein Leibling

    If you do that one more time, I'm taking away your Masonic ring! You're not my type dude! lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2009

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    Between Puffs On His Cigar

    ok,this is not the story you may(ahem)be expecting...but what a great group,what a heelahreeous image,what a thought for me to allow into my fragile little mind... our tale begins where many stories do,on the slopes of "heroin hill"AKA Starret hill,where many an OD'ed...
    dubkebab dubkebab 46-50, M Nov 28, 2009

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    Lol

    Yeah and he whispers in my ear " I'm not a pervert I just want a turbo man doll."
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 9, 2011

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    The first time I heard it and saw the video I giggled and bobbed my head..... but that was enough for it to bore its way into my brain and I couldn't get rid of it. Days, weeks...
    jillibeanz jillibeanz 18-21, F Apr 6

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    Hasn't everyone? Well anyone that has been spanked anyway. I've had my share! Though I haven't been spanked for a couple weeks so I hope to not jink myself!
    countrygirl9916 countrygirl9916 18-21, F 14 Responses Apr 9

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    I haven't necessarily been spanked for my mouth but I've been reprimanded. Just today I got yelled at & wasn't allowed to talk for the remainder of the ride home.
    SpoiledRottenBaby SpoiledRottenBaby 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Tomorrow I see Daddy.. i am somewhat excited because i love Daddy but ive been really bad to him lately. On Monday I said really terrible things to him. I even told him that i bet...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 24

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    IT SCARED THE FUDGE OUT OF MEEE HE LOOKS LIKE A ********* HE HAS A DAMN BEARD SHOWS HIS CRACK AND SINGS "kids" SONGS WTFFF!!! *shivers*
    Blade345 Blade345 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    I has been scared! why!!!!!!!!
    xlderp xlderp 22-25, M Apr 19

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    Charlotte ChurchWhat's going on with her nowadays? 
    CristalBubbles CristalBubbles 31-35, F Apr 23

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    I mean anyone who has been spanked or still is know this to be true. I would say it is my number one reason.
    doodlebug224 doodlebug224 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 7

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    even at 32 i tend to run off at the mouth and feel my husbands belt cross my bottom. before you say anything we're bdsm and practice domestic discipline.
    southernlady32 southernlady32 31-35, F 8 Responses Apr 7

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    My cute cat<333 (:!:&:&:&/&&// A Sskskdkd
    Sadfate Sadfate 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 9

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    i remember when i was around 14 or so i got mad at my teacher at school and cussed her out and i got sent to the office and got suspended oh boy did i pay for it when i got home it...
    Pandalover7 Pandalover7 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 26

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    Love these. http://m.ebay.com/itm/120571281530?_mwBanner=1
    poshkid poshkid 41-45, T Apr 26

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    I was just spanked over the arm of the couch because I got mouthy with my mom she has a bunch of coworkers over and I called her a *****
    Soretushy Soretushy 31-35, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Have heard that a few times by now... they also seem to be very fascinated by my german accent ;) They also mention i have a special "hypnotist voice", when it comes to doing...
    MindDevourer MindDevourer 36-40, M Apr 6

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    She gets worse and worse every single day. I'm so tired of rolling my eyes. She comes home and I'm out of sight and then he is no longer he one she was verbally abusing when I was...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 6 Responses Apr 21

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    I actually have three. Two seven year old German shepherd huskies and one six month old mix breed puppy. She always stares at me when she wants my food ._.
    EssSmith EssSmith 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 18

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    I was in love with this woman who fell in love with me we work together at the library she was a janitor and I was the security guard it's a bad town that needs a security guard...
    dfries63 dfries63 46-50, M Apr 23

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    I was so dumb in young days that I was not aware of how the girl can get pregnant and what are the safe periods .. And I made my girl pregnant before marriage and I had no plan to...
    Ravidesai Ravidesai 41-45, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I always want to be completely naked and have for as long as I can remember - since early childhood. I also love being seen and seeing other people naked and have been caught nude...
    Elysese Elysese 66-70, M 2 Responses Apr 17

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    Yes I have and he is the sweetest blessing :)
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 17

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    It sits just outside my kitchen window in the back yard, and it rests in a raised bed, built and maintained for me by my husband. I grow so many wonderful herbs there. I have...
    canelabunz canelabunz 51-55, F 3 days ago

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    Self-fulfilling prophecy. Few days ago earlier this week, I have already felt that I will be losing a dear friend here on EP. I have suppressed my feelings, but I have written them...
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    Since living in America, I have heard soooooo many different accents. From people from Boston, to New Orleans to New York to California. It's beyond interesting. Everybody speaks...
    Salute2MyFlaws Salute2MyFlaws 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    Hello fellow EP members on here.I go by Fruitypunch15. And I would like to share a personal experience with all of you on here.I have been going threw a emotional struggle with...
    Fruitypunch15 Fruitypunch15 31-35 4 days ago

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    I was diagnosed a little over a week. I have heard of pcos before. Never thought i could have it or actually had it. I moved and wanted to get a check up with my new insurance. My...
    hpfan769 hpfan769 22-25, F 4 hrs ago

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    I have two. The first I had done in my early 20's and is three interconnected rings symbolizing a friendship with two very dear friends. The second was done in my 30's and is a...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 22

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    I have a very deep voice, like damn near James Earl Jones deep.
    oefveteran09 oefveteran09 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 23

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    Just getting started - I have just changed vendors from Smart Start to Intoxalock. To date I have yet to get the ignition interlock device installed on my truck. I must say my...
    shernandez2010 shernandez2010 41-45, F 4 days ago

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    I'm 29 years old, no kids, educated, has a dream and goals for my future, and I've never been in a relationship. I have been trying so hard not to turn into a bitter b!tch but I...
    MJP88 MJP88 26-30, F 7 Responses Apr 12

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    We grew up together from little children. He was only three years older than me... We played together and ran around house and we'd run in the fields.... But we grew up and things...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have a big butt that can barely fit into my leggings and I always catch guys staring at my school:/
    socialite96 socialite96 18-21, F 4 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    This happened three months ago. I was having a girly night out with my mates. We started off at a restaurant and then went to a night club. I don't drink alcohol by the way. I...
    FullToTheBrim FullToTheBrim 22-25, F 6 mins ago

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    The Existence of Negative Entities Growing up as a child, my grandmother lived far away from where we used to live. She would visit each one of her children, one year at a time...
    PastPilot PastPilot 51-55, M Apr 23

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    I, Caylee, had delayed 2 weeks of my life stuck in that hellish hospital, but today is my release date. So I guess I’m sort of happy. Either way I actually missed Anna and Miah...
    WhiteRice14 WhiteRice14 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 19

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    My name is Skyler. I currently live with my best friend Heinrich and his dad. I know his name seems funny but he is German. He is sweet and funny. He is older then me by 4 years...
    zzz1silentheart zzz1silentheart 18-21, M Apr 13

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    I just don't understand the pranking lately, while Kaidence, Kendall and I were shopping my four boys pulled more pranks on our neighbours! I just don't understand how they think...
    Richardson444 Richardson444 56-60, F Apr 6

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