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I Have Heard Arnold Schwarzenegger Whisper Sweet German Nothings Into My Ear

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 31 People

    Between Puffs On His Cigar

    ok,this is not the story you may(ahem)be expecting...but what a great group,what a heelahreeous image,what a thought for me to allow into my fragile little mind... our tale begins where many stories do,on the slopes of "heroin hill"AKA Starret hill,where many an OD'ed...
    dubkebab dubkebab 46-50, M Nov 28, 2009

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    Lol

    Yeah and he whispers in my ear " I'm not a pervert I just want a turbo man doll."
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 9, 2011

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    No I Haven't

    Actually I haven't but how could I not join this group?  Arnold we salute you!
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 4 Responses Mar 9, 2008

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    Iz Dat a Bratvurst In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

    Liebchun, I've got a schnitzl here vit your name on it. Comunze... reach into my leiderhosen und tickle my damen und herren. Yah, yah! Now I teach you my favorite dance, my little saurbraten! It is called The Vienna Sausage Valtz! Ahhh...Das iz gud! Und now I vill polka you! yah...
    celerystalk3000 celerystalk3000 36-40 14 Responses Jun 24, 2008

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    Mein Leibling

    If you do that one more time, I'm taking away your Masonic ring! You're not my type dude! lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 19, 2009

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    I got hot and sweaty

    when he leaned in and whispered "ARGGGHHAGGUGHAAARRAA, get to the choppa.." Choppa is what we decided to nickname the bedroom. (;
    Irvyy Irvyy 18-21, M 1 Response May 21

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    I had gotten into arguments with my mom one time and I had yelled I hated her and then went up to my room and wrote 'I hate you' a dozen times on paper and stuck it to my door and...
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    Yea I get spanked a lot because of my cussing and talking back! I'm about to be 14! To my parents that's too young to be cussing. lol. my parents have spanked me multiple times for...
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    Well hello everyone in haven't been on here for a while because I had nothing to post.I haven't been getting spanked either until today.Today My mouth apparently was being to Rude...
    Stephanie128 Stephanie128 18-21, F 6 Responses May 18

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    Sassy is just how I am I have been that way since a little girl. My parents used to spank me for my attitude and mouth but they haven't spanked in years. My mouth gets me in...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 18

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    I tell myself these things everyday.
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 2 Responses May 25

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    lately it seems my mouth is getting me in trouble every time i turn around.
    sassygirl15 sassygirl15 13-15, F 12 Responses May 12

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    happens a lot. mom is much stricter and always says I'm talking back. dad is more fun and does not get annoyed so easily. but when mom decides to spank it is much harder and...
    lorenzaann lorenzaann 70+, F 3 Responses May 14

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    Need a spanking swearing a lot
    Jasmine90912 Jasmine90912 13-15, F 5 Responses May 15

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