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I Have Hilarious Drunk Stories

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    My Name Is Adam, and I Am An Alcoholic! - I have too many drunken stories to share with you all right here but I do however have my own website with loads of my drunken stories and...
    wwwDOTadamlovesfatgirlsDOTcom wwwDOTadamlovesfatgirlsDOTcom 22-25 Nov 4, 2008

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    Cab From Florida to Michigan - I once got so drunk in Florida I didn't think they would let me on the plane so I took a cab home...to Michigan! Its a long story and I really don't...
    alcoholichumor alcoholichumor 46-50 Feb 1, 2009

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    Halloween Night At the Local Bar - One Halloween a buddy of mine dressed up as a woman and then we went to the bar. After a couple of drinks we pretended to have a lovers...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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    Last Night - So last night i was so drunk and i just wanted to pass out but i had to go home 1st so i get to my apartment door and the door is locked so i just sit in front of the...
    sexytime567 sexytime567 16-17 1 Response Sep 28, 2012

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    Oh What a Night! - Before telling this story, I want everyone to know this is not a normal night for me.  I'm usually pretty tame. A few weeks ago, I went out with the girls...
    tasteofink tasteofink 26-30, F 4 Responses May 19, 2009

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    Hilarious Facts !!!!! - few r funny.........few r crazy...few r dirty....few r sad..........let me start1) we, friends were drinking in my apartment....everybody was on high...
    destinyguy destinyguy 26-30, M 3 Responses Feb 13, 2011

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    Drunk Lovers and Lighters Don't Mix -   One night a few years ago, I chose to take a walk up to an abandoned graveyard that we had so I could do a Thank You Memorial...
    Dormantdrakon Dormantdrakon 22-25, F 2 Responses May 12, 2009

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    I Have No Shame - This is from my blog. If you like this story you should check out my blog at brutallyhonest81.blogspot.com I’m sharing this story out of pure entertainment. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 14, 2012

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    I Have a Couple of Hilarious Drunk Stories. - My first one might not sound so hilarious to some people but it has a happy ending. Once I was sitting at a table in a bar and one of...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 5 Responses Feb 4, 2008

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    Drunk People! - Ok, so my friend just started calling me saying repeatedly for me to answer the door, so I let him in. Then he yawned... While doing this it made a slight growl...
    Libbythomas Libbythomas 13-15, F Oct 4, 2013

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    So I got drunk at a party and started dancing with a girl... One thing led to another and I ended up breaking a wall with my *** 😐
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    I Hate This Avatar, - story will follow, once proper avatar is in place.  make that storIES
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 14 Responses Jan 22, 2008

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    Mexico - One of our many, many trips to Mexico, my bf was so drunk that we had to put him in a grocery cart and push him  back across the border.  Another time, we went...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 4 Responses Feb 5, 2008

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    I Have to Tell This Story, Bad Avatar Or Not - My husband and i wake up, way hung over, on a saturday morning.  Horribly hungover... we look around and try to figure out...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 13 Responses Feb 1, 2008

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    My Ride With the Banditos - This is a good one.  My husband was in law school when we had our first child.  Most of our circle of friends were all his classmates. ...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 3 Responses Feb 1, 2008

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    My Funniest Blackout Story - It was during my "euro trip" following graduation from high school. I went out drinking in bars for the first time with my uncle and brother in Finland...
    Seabass20 Seabass20 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 20, 2012

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    One Time - One time we were soooo bombed, We went to a Mc Donalds and tried to Order Tacos LOL, and the funny part was we were actually serious we thought it was a taco joint LOL.
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 3 Responses Oct 22, 2009

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    Young,dumb,full Of Rum - A silly story from my youth. Drunk and not wanting to stumble and shuffle the long walk home,we 'borrowed' a clapped out old pushbike from a mates front...
    rustyfrog rustyfrog 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 24, 2013

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    The Boat - I will go out and have some drinks from time to time, but it is very rare I drink to the point where it gets out of control. I do know a few people who don't have such...
    Grottisendsitback Grottisendsitback 18-21, M Nov 2, 2012

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    I Have A Few ... - a short but funny one: After WAY too many pints at a pub, I walked (stumbled? staggered) home in bare feet because my shoes were killing me. once I got in the...
    beerchick beerchick 26-30, F 11 Responses Sep 29, 2012

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    Saturday Night - There were about 30 people there with a ton of beer and liquor. We got crazy drunk and nearly fought with two annoying ***** who kept flashing their boobs and...
    DrinkstooMuch DrinkstooMuch 22-25 Oct 1, 2012

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    Still Shuffling - We live on the coast.  On new year's eve a couple of years ago, we had tons of friends down for new year's .  We all had houses on this island, and were...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 1, 2008

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    A Funny Strange Not Funny Hilarious Drunk Story - Hello! We know a lady who decided to move from Alberta to Vancouver Island a few years ago. She was having a hard time getting her...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 8, 2008

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    It's My Favourite Pastime! - Apparently when I get drunk, making an arse of myself is like my fave hobby or something: I think I've done every drunken humuliating act except...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller 22-25, F 1 Response May 12, 2009

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    Uhg, the Things That Happen. - I recall when much younger that it wasn't a big deal when one woke up after a sleep over with friends that you would all end up on the floor in a...
    SkaterGuyReid SkaterGuyReid 16-18, M 2 Responses Apr 9, 2008

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    I Swear I Think This Was Made-up -   When I first moved-in with my trailer-mate I was having problems adjusting, which of course meant that I was...
    Dormantdrakon Dormantdrakon 22-25, F May 12, 2009

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    Opps - Hello! Once there was a guy at the local pub and he was being an annoying pig to a couple of ladies. He wouldn't take the advice to settle down so when he walked past me...
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 8, 2008

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    Broken Windows - I wish i had a dollar for every time that we lost our keys and had to break a window to get into the house. 
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 28 Responses Feb 3, 2008

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    I'm a Crazy Drinker Then Eater - So, in my usual life, I do not eat much.  I love food, but love being thin more.  So, what happens is that when i drink, i EAT.  I...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 5 Responses Feb 1, 2008

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    I also go to literotica.com. They have some amazing stories and you can contact the writers directly.
    YoyoMamaLee YoyoMamaLee 41-45, F Mar 21

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    I am, really. Looking back, I see that I'm loyal to my good friends. I'm an excellent listener. I'm introspective, which leads me toward an ability for empathy. I've been through a...
    LysistratasWeakness2 LysistratasWeakness2 51-55, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I don't even know how to start expressing my feelings... There are three guys I refused to go out with this week. I like two of them. Guy 1 wants to take me to a movie and eat...
    CastDownChloe CastDownChloe 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Since i've been young, my mother has always been drinking. It wasn't that much whilst i was younger but i wish i had not been have to do the things i did. I have multiple stories...
    Soldottern Soldottern 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Reading these stories lets me know I'm not alone. When I met my fiancé he was just getting out of a seven year relationship I thought it was odd that she moved out with 2 kids in...
    Walkedinblind Walkedinblind 31-35, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Omfg I'm freakin dying of laughter. I think I'm hilarious on EP :')) and the funniest thing is when people get pissed off by my sarcasm X'D omfg I CANT BREATHE!!
    ILoveBearGryllz55 ILoveBearGryllz55 16-17, F Apr 5

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    Being drunk is fun. I am drunk right now in fact. It's not as fun as being high on other drugs--remember, alcohol is a drug--and you have to consume a lot of alcohol to get drunk...
    Qataram Qataram 36-40, M Apr 6

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    I feel like the biggest piece of scum on the planet. I was celebrating my friends 20th birthday and made the decision to drive around town drunk. I've driven buzzed before and felt...
    browniesnoops browniesnoops 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 31

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    Let me just admit.. I associate drinking with 'feeling better' emotionally. I got drunk last night and made a total ******* fool out of myself. I texted a friend I miss and told...
    freeebird freeebird 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Nd I feel like ****.. Im an angry drunk that pukes lmfao but its worth it in the beginning.. Damn im dumb as hell in the end every time tho. I wish I could be comfortable sober. I...
    Jujubee45 Jujubee45 18-21, F Mar 20

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    So last night I went for a meal with friends and decided that I didn't want to go home at the reasonable hour everyone else did, this meant I went to another bar by myself (luckily...
    Daisy15951 Daisy15951 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Let's just say live everyone else I'm not myself when I'm drunk I do stupid things again like every other drunk lol
    Maddya Maddya 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I am on an amazing nyc vacation for the first night and my boyfriend got so drunk in the bar of our hotel room while I was in the shower. He was so drunk that three hours later he...
    thatgirlkay thatgirlkay 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The other night I was sleeping at my friends house and because it was a public holiday so she didn't have work the next day so she decided to have like 7 glasses of wine and she...
    Myshelle13 Myshelle13 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    Last weekend I got drunk and was incredibly mean to by sweet boyfriend who I live with. I picked a fight with him when I blacked out and became belligerent. When he was yelling...
    SwedishGirl3 SwedishGirl3 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    Now I know why another word for drunk is 'legless'. I actually feel like I have no legs. Fun, yes? I've consumed almost a whole bottle of wine (not the usual for me) and have...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Ever scents I was little my mom has been a drunk, not all the time but occasionally. She's almost died when she was drunk and one time she got so wasted she broke her ankle and had...
    CazzieWillWin CazzieWillWin 18-21, F Apr 7

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    I am in an open relationship but I have this tendency to text other people (even girls) when I'm drunk. I get drunk I have the best freakiest sex ever! I release my inhabit ions...
    browneyedgirl10 browneyedgirl10 22-25, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    I just spent the day combing cashmere off my goats. Fun but even after a shower I still smell all goaty ( if you have goats you will know what I mean). Still trying to learn how...
    jpkparker jpkparker 51-55, M Mar 18

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    I'm thinking about suicide still, even right now when I'm at my happiest. It's actually hilarious when I really think about it.
    nepineph nepineph 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    always have.....and want my son to swear at a young age like i did and my cousin who started even younger then me! i wont hold anything back and encourage him to be the same way...
    ashgurl71 ashgurl71 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Children is great, but whats even funnier is something that happened yesterday; So i was at this church thing yesterday and one of the foreign exchange students was there and we...
    anovasiangel anovasiangel 13-15, F Mar 30