I Have Jumped Off The Roof With An Umbrella It Does Not Work

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    Im No Mary Poppins

    I loved marry Poppins when I was growing up. The thought of floating through the air with an umbrella. So I was wanted to try it I climbed on the roof opened my umbrella and jumped. Well you guessed it did not work. So I tried on the roof of our poll barn. The umbrella turned...
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes
    36-40, F
    Aug 24, 2013

    I wish there was a device to keep me dry

    and make the people next to me twice as wet -the inventor of the ☔ umbrella ☔
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    Feb 19, 2015
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