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    Goodness Gracious!!

    If I saw the real thing of that picture, I'd pass out from laughter, and then die from it being a clown. Or would it be vice versa?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 1, 2010

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    Hilarious!

    .. I hope you guys are still around!   I have these too, and they are the funniest things.  I swear sometimes I have to leave our bedroom, because I'm laughing so hard.  When I wake up it takes me time to stop laughing... as in 10+ minutes...
    DarlingDare DarlingDare 31-35, F 7 Responses Apr 26, 2009

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