Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
"I know how you feel - I just don't care" ;-) I love happy bunny!
School prepares you for the real world which also s*cks. (LOL I love this one)
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies.
Anybody who says you only have yourself to blame is just not very good at blaming other people.
Let your new crush know that you're sincere and genuine. Start the conversation with, "I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me."
Finally a simple way to become a twitchy idiot in no time.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of “unto” on them!
Every cloud has a silver lining. For example, the most hirrid farts can be used to inflate the most beautiful balloons.
Don’t be like Energizer Bunny,
Charged with battery,
Laughter is the best medicine. So if you meet a person with broken ribs tickle them.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who will we laugh at?