I Have Learned a Lot About Life From Happy Bunny

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 26 People

    On Meth.

    Meth. Finally a simple way to become a twitchy idiot in no time.
    JollyDevittaRoger JollyDevittaRoger
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Mar 9, 2009

    On Intelligence

    We must never, ever be mean to stupid people.  If we are, they might go away.  Then who will we laugh at?
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Mar 9, 2009

    How to Treat Others!

    Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.  Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of “unto” on them!  
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Mar 9, 2009

    On Lemonade

    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.  Use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Mar 9, 2009

    On Placing Blame

    Anybody who says you only have yourself to blame is just not very good at blaming other people.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Mar 9, 2009

    On Silver Linings

    Every cloud has a silver lining.  For example, the most hirrid farts can be used to inflate the most beautiful balloons.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    1 Response Mar 9, 2009

    Happy Bunny

    Happy Bunny, Thought me, Don’t be like Energizer Bunny, Arrested, Charged with battery, Instead, Behave, Enjoy life!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Nov 1, 2011

    On School

    School prepares you for the real world which also s*cks. (LOL I love this one)
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    1 Response Mar 9, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 9, 2012

    On Talking to Your Crush

    Let your new crush know that you're sincere and genuine. Start the conversation with, "I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me."
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Mar 9, 2009

    On Medical Care

    Laughter is the best medicine.  So if you meet a person with broken ribs tickle them.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    1 Response Mar 9, 2009

    On Being a Friend....

    "I know how you feel - I just don't care" ;-) I love happy bunny!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 9, 2009
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