Personal Stories, Advice, and Support
Laughter is the best medicine. So if you meet a person with broken ribs tickle them.
Don’t be like Energizer Bunny,
Charged with battery,
Anybody who says you only have yourself to blame is just not very good at blaming other people.
School prepares you for the real world which also s*cks. (LOL I love this one)
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of “unto” on them!
"I know how you feel - I just don't care" ;-) I love happy bunny!
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies.
Finally a simple way to become a twitchy idiot in no time.
Let your new crush know that you're sincere and genuine. Start the conversation with, "I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me."
Every cloud has a silver lining. For example, the most hirrid farts can be used to inflate the most beautiful balloons.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who will we laugh at?