I Have Learned a Lot From Maxine

And most of it has been hilarious! 12 People

    On Growing Older...bits of Her Wisdom

    "IT'S SCARY WHEN YOU START MAKING THE SAME NOISES AS YOUR COFFEEMAKER" "I'M NOT A ***** --- I'VE JUST BEEN IN A REALLY BAD MOOD FOR 40 YEARS" "WHY CAN'T YOU SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE -- LIKE A COMA" "AGE DOESN'T MAKE YOU FORGETFUL...
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    On Pets..........

    "ANYBODY WHO CARRIES A LITTLE DOG IN HER PURSE -- SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN SEARCHING FOR LOOSE CHANGE!" "I JUST SAW MY FIRST ROBIN OF THE YEAR -- UNFORTUNLATELY FOR THE ROBIN -- SO DID MY CAT" "I BELIEVE IN TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS -- THEN...
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    On Chicken Soup....

    " MY SOUL'S HAD ENOUGH CHICKEN SOUP -- NOW IT WANTS CHOCOLATE!"
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    On the First Day of a Work Week....

    "IF EACH DAY IS A GIFT -- I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE I CAN RETURN MONDAYS"
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    It Is Time For America to Speak Up!

          Maxine for President Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one! Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in...
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    Apr 4, 2009

    On Life.....

    "IF YOU WOKE UP BREATHING -- CONGRADULATIONS -- YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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