I Have Learned a Lot From Maxine

And most of it has been hilarious! 12 People

    On Pets..........

    "ANYBODY WHO CARRIES A LITTLE DOG IN HER PURSE -- SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN SEARCHING FOR LOOSE CHANGE!" "I JUST SAW MY FIRST ROBIN OF THE YEAR -- UNFORTUNLATELY FOR THE ROBIN -- SO DID MY CAT" "I BELIEVE IN TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS -- THEN...
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    Mar 9, 2009

    It Is Time For America to Speak Up!

          Maxine for President Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one! Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in...
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    Apr 4, 2009

    On Chicken Soup....

    " MY SOUL'S HAD ENOUGH CHICKEN SOUP -- NOW IT WANTS CHOCOLATE!"
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    On Growing Older...bits of Her Wisdom

    "IT'S SCARY WHEN YOU START MAKING THE SAME NOISES AS YOUR COFFEEMAKER" "I'M NOT A ***** --- I'VE JUST BEEN IN A REALLY BAD MOOD FOR 40 YEARS" "WHY CAN'T YOU SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE -- LIKE A COMA" "AGE DOESN'T MAKE YOU FORGETFUL...
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    On Life.....

    "IF YOU WOKE UP BREATHING -- CONGRADULATIONS -- YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE!"
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    On the First Day of a Work Week....

    "IF EACH DAY IS A GIFT -- I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE I CAN RETURN MONDAYS"
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