Maxine for President
Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one!
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in...
"ANYBODY WHO CARRIES A LITTLE DOG IN HER PURSE -- SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN SEARCHING FOR LOOSE CHANGE!"
"I JUST SAW MY FIRST ROBIN OF THE YEAR -- UNFORTUNLATELY FOR THE ROBIN -- SO DID MY CAT"
"I BELIEVE IN TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS -- THEN...
"IT'S SCARY WHEN YOU START MAKING THE SAME NOISES AS YOUR COFFEEMAKER"
"I'M NOT A ***** --- I'VE JUST BEEN IN A REALLY BAD MOOD FOR 40 YEARS"
"WHY CAN'T YOU SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE -- LIKE A COMA"
"AGE DOESN'T MAKE YOU FORGETFUL...