I Have Learned Never To Give My Dinosaur Coffee

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    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 14, 2015

    My Story Of The Dinosaur....

    A huge obnoxious dinosaur, Just barged its way through our front door! It didn't knock or ring the bell, Just crashed right in to where we dwell! It snarled and snorted 'cross the hall, Stood on (and burst!) my brand new ball. It shook the paintings off their hooks, And threw my...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    46-50
    1 Response May 12, 2013

    He liked it so much that I can't

    even sleep without making sure he had his nightly and morning coffee with whipped cream and red sprinkles (dont ask)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 13, 2015

    You wouldn't believe the mess he makes

    afterwards! I mean OMG really? Where does it all come from?!
    84wraith 84wraith
    22-25, M
    Dec 26, 2014
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