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I Have Lots of Wtf Moments

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    southmom southmom 36-40, F 1 Response May 6

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    HE SAYS HE DOES NOT

    ...HE SAYS HE DOES NOT FUKKKK DOGS, YET HE SUPPORTS A DOGGY BOINKER.... WTF? GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION THAT IS.
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Aug 28, 2013

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    Not a huge fan of WTF? but LOVE "Seriously???"... hahaha... people amuse and astound me with their idiocy and ignorance... I have to sit back and wonder "seriously???"...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 15, 2008

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    The Experiences Of A DJ.....

    A few of the wild times I had working as a DJ in the 90's. ~ while working a wedding, the mother was getting married. She was in her mid 40s, it was her and the grooms second marriage so it was small and quaint. Her daughter was beautiful and in her early 20s, we connected...
    Motodoc Motodoc 41-45, M Oct 17, 2013

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    How is someone going to come up to me

    and ask me what something cost while they have their hands down their pants..... Playing with yourself while asking how much goggles are.... classy. LOL
    jakobe1987 jakobe1987 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    Otherkin Jokes

    ANONPOSTER1: My friend is an Draconity otherkin and she is a christian...She is not a satanist or possessed by demons. An otherkin is someone who thinks they have a soul of another creature. And my friend feels like a Dragon. I don't blame her. She is what she feels she is...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 21, 2013

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    kartikmes1985 kartikmes1985 26-30, M Aug 10

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    Wtf Do You Expect Me To Say

    Got the following pm just now: "you sound very interesting how are you doing?" I wanted to reply: "fuckkkking fantastic deary, what do you expect me to say?" Like really wtf it astounds me that when people are extremely bored on here they can just start spamming your inbox to...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Aug 18, 2013

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    I Attract Wtf Moments Evidentally

    i dont know if i have some kind of sign above my head that says mug or come annoy me, but i get approached a lot and have and have an encyclopedia loads worth of wtf moments. I was at the bus stop once waiting for a friend we were going to the cinema, a man approached with a...
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 27, 2009

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    Why do people post on other peoples wall saying

    "message me" why don't you just message the person first?! If you want to talk to that person just message the blumming person -_- yeah you might not get a reply but **** it :P ;)
    fashiongurlz fashiongurlz 13-15, F Jun 6

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    Today my wtf moment is about the new EP FILTERS!

    Seriously? I apparently can't post my newest story, since it falls into the sexual arousal category.... In the short time I've been a member here at EP, there have been so many changes, I can barely keep up with them all..... Actually I don't even try. EP CHANGES RULES MORE...
    Jadedlace Jadedlace 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 9

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    WTF

    If you're going to send a scam email trying to get someone's attention, I wonder why (TF) people don't at least attempt to write something that makes some sort of sense. You have drawn my attention to a site of acquaintances. I hope, as I shall like you. How I to you in a photo...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 12, 2013

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    ive been getting the heck spammed outta me.

    .. this "death by one thousand paper cuts" is damn sure killing me...can someone help please?
    aijmeerah aijmeerah 16-17, F Sep 1

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    Holy Crap

    I just found out that one of my co-workers was murdered.   www.kabb.com News Headlines 04-19-2009 Two Women Shot Dead, One Critically Wounded A man shoots three women, killing two, outside the Saddlewood Apartments in Northeast San Antonio just before midnight...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 19, 2009

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    My girlfriend believes

    that her teen daughters will miraculously make it through life because she has, but she fails to realize that she has survived on handouts and child support from 2 different baby daddies. So I'm like wtf, maybe it's time to be honest with them and yourself. They think there...
    chad514 chad514 36-40, M 1 Response May 29

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    Okay I was having a WTF moment

    and beginning to panic bc I couldn't find the New Year's Eve live celebration from NY Time Square on tv......and time was running out! Lol, isn't this a sure sign of getting old or what? :-) Happy New Year's to all my EP FRIENDS.... Even the ones I haven't met yet...
    Jadedlace Jadedlace 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 31, 2013

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    Sharing Anorexic Pics

    like wtf, i do not understand how someone thinks it is attractive sharing anorexic pics of themselves on the internet..... really.... i think it is more a cry for help than anything else.
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 15, 2013

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    Would You Regret This

    i found this comment in a group where people are bulllshittting each other left and right, and was wondering would you regret bullshitting anyone if that is really all you want to do to people? "If you don't do what you want to do, you're going to regret it. People always regret...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Aug 25, 2013

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    People In Deserts Should Learn to Drive In the Rain ...

    I live in the desert, and when it rains, people can not drive.  It's like they have never driven in a rain storm before.  The storms we get out here in the winter are very mild - NOTHING like the thunderstorms of the mid-west, etc. So- today driving in to...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 9 Responses Nov 26, 2008

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    Attention Seeking Pms

    SO I AM GETTING all these PMs about guys that want S..E..X... i am beginning to think the world is s..e..x starved, no wonder I LIVE IN A SEXLESS MARRIAGE is the most popular on the whole of EP. ..........or maybe they are just LOVE STARVED.
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2013

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    why the heck! my friggin chicken is sugary.

    .. and my kool aid taste like water, wut the f***!!!
    aijmeerah aijmeerah 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 14

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    Yesterday..

    It doesn't sound as funny and weird now, but it really was yesterday: I decided to watch "Back to the Future 3" yesterday evening, since I haven't seen that movie before. That was also one of the reasons why I bought the trilogy box-set some days ago. So I open the box...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 2, 2008

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    Someone just facetimed me from MY email.

    Wtf! How is that even possible?
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F Jun 27

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    This Is Truly An Epic Fail

    I'm not gonna lie, this is actually freaking hilarious. So, I bought a coke at the gas station today and it was in one of those vintage glass bottles. My grandpa loved those. It made me a little sad to drink them (he passed away nine months ago) so I grabbed a can of coke from...
    ReesesPeaces ReesesPeaces 16-17, F Apr 15, 2012

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    What The ...................

    (INSERT CONFUSED LOOK AND INCREDULOUS MANIACAL LAUGHTER HERE )=-D
    softkitti softkitti 22-25, F 8 Responses Oct 5, 2011

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    I wanna sleep (here it's 10.

    06 am) and my Brother came and just jump on my bed i was like wtf are you doing ??!!
    emmatjheee emmatjheee 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    aishastewie aishastewie 13-15 May 16

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    Friends.

    I have some much friends' at school that talks to me so much but when it comes to needing friend's. No one ever ******* there for me.:/ "WTF!..."
    BubbleMeLove BubbleMeLove 18-21, F Aug 10, 2013

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    I just dropped my phone in a cup full of hot

    tea. It literally stayed in there for a good 4-5 seconds it's soaked BUT it's still working like nothing ever happened WTF just happened haha
    XxBadXVibesxX XxBadXVibesxX 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 20

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    Oh My An Alpha Masochist

    okay so this one guy ON EP says he is an ALPHA super duper male werewolf,but we need to note that he is a masochist...wtf is that supposed to mean huh?also he goes on about females being much smaller built than men,i thought that betas were smaller built than alpha males......too...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Oct 4, 2013

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    Spiritual Username

      you would have thought that someone with a spiritual sounding username would have a more colourful profile than simply being one track minded.......... sick of shallow fuckkkks..... think i am going to puke....
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Aug 18, 2013

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    Sexless Marriage Peoples

    I see tons of men and women in the i live in a sexless marriage group(s) - whining about how their married life su..ck..s big time......... but i am like "wtf you people choose to be there, for soooo long, obviously you like being there for some convenient shittt or something, if...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 21, 2013

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    Oh Yeah I Have Those and So Doe My Roommate

    I've had to deal with lots of WTF moments and at times I have found them beyond funny. Today is one one of those days...   Now I have on occasion written a few "roommate" stories but this one is even better than the washing his nuts in the sink Today my roommate...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 6 Responses Sep 30, 2009

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    W.t.f.

    I have had lots of WTF moments, lol. WTF is that?WTF was that?WTF is going on?WTF happened?WTF are you talking about?WTF do you think you are? WTF does s/he thinks they are?WTF...WTF...WTF...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 30, 2011

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    Please Make Me Gay! Wtf

    I got the following two pms from a guy: 1) Please help me turn gay! 2) Please? Do I have to give u my credit card number? Lol
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 12, 2013

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    Yup yup but gladly it is less

    and less and lately I have positive WTFs lol wich always is a good laugh.
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F Oct 4

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    The Title of My Autobiography Will Be

    I am a high school teacher.  I have at least one WTF experience per day.  Recently, I was proctoring the SATs and I had a student show up with no shoes on.  It was 32 degrees out and snowing. I asked the student where her shoes were and she said...
    pearlmygirl pearlmygirl 31-35 3 Responses Dec 2, 2008

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    So I'm At The Grocery Store...

    Just now, had to go get coffee. Can't really function without. Then I'm at the cash register, and I notice the magazine stand with the newspapers. --I see Catie Holms is getting sued --It's  bikini season, the chicks on the cover look nice --Monsoon Disaster in Japan -- NFL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 13, 2011

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    What A Way To Make A Move

    got this pervert spamming my inbox with: Hi Indigo, New to this site, an have a question for you. This is probably weird, and out of left field, but after reading some things you wrote you seem like someone who doesn't judge and that's what I need right now. I'm addicted to...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 26, 2013

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    My Day of Irony

     yesterday was definitely a WTF day !!! my daughters  grandparents who havent seen her since her birthday in february . after making many plans to come see her and canceling at the last moment with the last time being a no call no show ... and when they did call they...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 22, 2007

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    Really

    Ok WTF is cowboy up? Now im a country boy, born and raised. I never really liked the big city, but come on man cowboy up, really. You small few make us true country boys look bad. Can you say redneck everybody, i know you can. New thing for you to post on your pick up truck...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll 41-45, M Feb 16, 2013

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    I was just out in the mail room

    when a man approaches me and asks me if I am so and so. I tell him no, he must be mistaken and that I have to go. He just stares at me as I move away and then he tells me I am apprehensive, cold and uncomfortable to talk to. Seriously? Wtf? How can someone, a stranger I don't...
    Deadlynightshade5 Deadlynightshade5 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    Learn

    Who hasn't? But I need to learn to say that friggin word first before I can come up with the stories. Help the faerie learn...? What the... **** Out loud though. Dammit. I can't!  =(
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 20 Responses Apr 10, 2011

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    I have tons of scars from years of cutting and scratching... I hate looking at myself in the mirror
    Mkeely Mkeely 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 27

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    Why does life have to be moving so fast? I'm a junior and people are expecting me to know what college I want to go to, and what I wanna do with my life. Why is society asking...
    bonquisha203 bonquisha203 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    I have so much stuff on my mind about this guy I have a crush on and I can't stop thinking about it, I don't know what to do. I don't even know what I'm thinking but I just know...
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F Oct 7

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    Time for bed. Not for sleep! Is it playtime? Who wants to join me? Hugs, Michelle
    Bellringer2c Bellringer2c 56-60, T 3 Responses Oct 11

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    I have just started college, I have been bullied for the past 6 years at primary school and high school, I have experienced terrible moments. My girlfriend left me during February...
    SidneyCoughlan SidneyCoughlan 16-17, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I know sometimes I'm really nice, but then I have those strange moments where I think of hurting people who have done nothing to me or I even know
    joelle10 joelle10 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Not really anymore I used to have lots but things changed. Iv been in a relationship for nearly 2 years and feel so comfortable with him that I don't really make an effort with...
    willowknight willowknight 22-25, F Sep 21

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    I probably have lots, but often words prove inadequate. sometimes when I have the words, my audience is apathetic. Its how I know true friends. they care and seem to...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M Sep 23

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    I have Asperger's syndrome and so I'm quite socially awkward. People just never take me seriously or think I'm a freak. I'm almost 17 now and I'm really worried that I will never...
    vivi9298 vivi9298 16-17, F 5 Responses Oct 6

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