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I Have Lots of Wtf Moments

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    So apparently someone can stop talking to me

    if I don't give them my number, but they start talking again once they say "Enjoy ur life" and I say "You too" and attach a photo of me waving? Hmmm...
    PinksTheNewBlack PinksTheNewBlack 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    southmom southmom 36-40, F 1 Response May 6, 2014

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    What was going through my mind

    when I thought that. I just had one then... :D
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 5

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    Today my wtf moment is about the new EP FILTERS!

    Seriously? I apparently can't post my newest story, since it falls into the sexual arousal category.... In the short time I've been a member here at EP, there have been so many changes, I can barely keep up with them all..... Actually I don't even try. EP CHANGES RULES MORE...
    CuriousCutiePie CuriousCutiePie 36-40, F 7 Responses Jan 9, 2014

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    So I'm At The Grocery Store...

    Just now, had to go get coffee. Can't really function without. Then I'm at the cash register, and I notice the magazine stand with the newspapers. --I see Catie Holms is getting sued --It's  bikini season, the chicks on the cover look nice --Monsoon Disaster in Japan -- NFL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 13, 2011

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    Um, you guys... Some People on here actually

    believe they're werewolves... I'm seeking the comfort of sane individuals right now because I'm in disbelief that the world has so many people with his sort of notion..
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    WTF

    If you're going to send a scam email trying to get someone's attention, I wonder why (TF) people don't at least attempt to write something that makes some sort of sense. You have drawn my attention to a site of acquaintances. I hope, as I shall like you. How I to you in a photo...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 12, 2013

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    my daughter just informed me I'm an oversized

    preteen. I told her I could take her, if I didn't have a broken nail.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jun 14

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    Learn

    Who hasn't? But I need to learn to say that friggin word first before I can come up with the stories. Help the faerie learn...? What the... **** Out loud though. Dammit. I can't!  =(
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 16 Responses Apr 10, 2011

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    Oh My An Alpha Masochist

    okay so this one guy ON EP says he is an ALPHA super duper male werewolf,but we need to note that he is a masochist...wtf is that supposed to mean huh?also he goes on about females being much smaller built than men,i thought that betas were smaller built than alpha males......too...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Oct 4, 2013

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    The Experiences Of A DJ.....

    A few of the wild times I had working as a DJ in the 90's. ~ while working a wedding, the mother was getting married. She was in her mid 40s, it was her and the grooms second marriage so it was small and quaint. Her daughter was beautiful and in her early 20s, we connected...
    Motodoc Motodoc 41-45, M Oct 17, 2013

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    Attention Seeking Pms

    SO I AM GETTING all these PMs about guys that want S..E..X... i am beginning to think the world is s..e..x starved, no wonder I LIVE IN A SEXLESS MARRIAGE is the most popular on the whole of EP. ..........or maybe they are just LOVE STARVED.
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2013

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    How is someone going to come up to me

    and ask me what something cost while they have their hands down their pants..... Playing with yourself while asking how much goggles are.... classy. LOL
    jakobe1987 jakobe1987 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 2, 2014

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    kartikmes1985 kartikmes1985 26-30, M Aug 10, 2014

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    why the heck! my friggin chicken is sugary.

    .. and my kool aid taste like water, wut the f***!!!
    Aijmeerah Aijmeerah 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 14, 2014

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    This Is Truly An Epic Fail

    I'm not gonna lie, this is actually freaking hilarious. So, I bought a coke at the gas station today and it was in one of those vintage glass bottles. My grandpa loved those. It made me a little sad to drink them (he passed away nine months ago) so I grabbed a can of coke from...
    ReesesPeaces ReesesPeaces 18-21, F Apr 15, 2012

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    My girlfriend believes

    that her teen daughters will miraculously make it through life because she has, but she fails to realize that she has survived on handouts and child support from 2 different baby daddies. So I'm like wtf, maybe it's time to be honest with them and yourself. They think there...
    chad514 chad514 36-40, M 1 Response May 29, 2014

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    Wtf am I doing with my life?

    (I have that moment all the time).
    misanthropicpessimist misanthropicpessimist 13-15, F Jun 26

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    Yesterday..

    It doesn't sound as funny and weird now, but it really was yesterday: I decided to watch "Back to the Future 3" yesterday evening, since I haven't seen that movie before. That was also one of the reasons why I bought the trilogy box-set some days ago. So I open the box...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 2, 2008

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    What The ...................

    (INSERT CONFUSED LOOK AND INCREDULOUS MANIACAL LAUGHTER HERE )=-D
    softkitti softkitti 22-25, F 8 Responses Oct 5, 2011

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    I Attract Wtf Moments Evidentally

    i dont know if i have some kind of sign above my head that says mug or come annoy me, but i get approached a lot and have and have an encyclopedia loads worth of wtf moments. I was at the bus stop once waiting for a friend we were going to the cinema, a man approached with a...
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 27, 2009

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    Okay I was having a WTF moment

    and beginning to panic bc I couldn't find the New Year's Eve live celebration from NY Time Square on tv......and time was running out! Lol, isn't this a sure sign of getting old or what? :-) Happy New Year's to all my EP FRIENDS.... Even the ones I haven't met yet...
    CuriousCutiePie CuriousCutiePie 36-40, F 5 Responses Dec 31, 2013

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    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    ive been getting the heck spammed outta me.

    .. this "death by one thousand paper cuts" is damn sure killing me...can someone help please?
    Aijmeerah Aijmeerah 16-17, F Sep 1, 2014

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    W.t.f.

    I have had lots of WTF moments, lol. WTF is that?WTF was that?WTF is going on?WTF happened?WTF are you talking about?WTF do you think you are? WTF does s/he thinks they are?WTF...WTF...WTF...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 30, 2011

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    Otherkin Jokes

    ANONPOSTER1: My friend is an Draconity otherkin and she is a christian...She is not a satanist or possessed by demons. An otherkin is someone who thinks they have a soul of another creature. And my friend feels like a Dragon. I don't blame her. She is what she feels she is...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 21, 2013

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    I was just out in the mail room

    when a man approaches me and asks me if I am so and so. I tell him no, he must be mistaken and that I have to go. He just stares at me as I move away and then he tells me I am apprehensive, cold and uncomfortable to talk to. Seriously? Wtf? How can someone, a stranger I don't...
    Deadlynightshade5 Deadlynightshade5 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 11, 2014

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    I've realised after signing up to an online

    dating website, that the saying "good morning beautiful" is so over used. When my ex used it, I knew he meant it. But these others just throw compliments out all the time. Like do they even mean it?
    PikaRoarrk PikaRoarrk 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Really

    Ok WTF is cowboy up? Now im a country boy, born and raised. I never really liked the big city, but come on man cowboy up, really. You small few make us true country boys look bad. Can you say redneck everybody, i know you can. New thing for you to post on your pick up truck...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll 41-45, M Feb 16, 2013

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    its annoying when my mom keeps repeating the

    same To do's and dont's like more than 10 times a day!!! and then i end up getting mad at the people around me :(
    lav1234 lav1234 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 14

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    So I didn't have a lot of clean clothes

    so I had to wear a pair of shorts as underwear. In school my friend tried pantsing me but I had another pair of shorts underneath, so I yelled "Surprise, *****!" And ran away... I love my friends
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    People In Deserts Should Learn to Drive In the Rain ...

    I live in the desert, and when it rains, people can not drive.  It's like they have never driven in a rain storm before.  The storms we get out here in the winter are very mild - NOTHING like the thunderstorms of the mid-west, etc. So- today driving in to...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 9 Responses Nov 26, 2008

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    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    The light downstairs was clearly off,

    and I went back downstairs because I forgot my laptop charging, only to see the light back on... Wtf..
    RickaylaBeard RickaylaBeard 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    Someone just facetimed me from MY email.

    Wtf! How is that even possible?
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F Jun 27, 2014

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    We´ve all got issues

    and sometimes cutting your demons a little loose between the sheets can be a crazy turn on for both people... even if it means you´re both lying beside each other a little creeped out wondering what the hell just happened...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response May 28

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    Yup yup but gladly it is less

    and less and lately I have positive WTFs lol wich always is a good laugh.
    4biandu 4biandu 31-35, F Oct 4, 2014

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    I wanna sleep (here it's 10.

    06 am) and my Brother came and just jump on my bed i was like wtf are you doing ??!!
    emmatjheee emmatjheee 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 28, 2014

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    Oh Yeah I Have Those and So Doe My Roommate

    I've had to deal with lots of WTF moments and at times I have found them beyond funny. Today is one one of those days...   Now I have on occasion written a few "roommate" stories but this one is even better than the washing his nuts in the sink Today my roommate...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 6 Responses Sep 30, 2009

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    aishastewie aishastewie 13-15 May 16, 2014

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    Some people on here (mostly men) ask me

    if I have Skype/kik and ask if I can add them on there. The thing is I can't trust the person who ask me for things like this because I've met some messed up people from this site. One in particular was a man supposedly from India who I talked to about a year ago who was...
    Cutiepeachpie Cutiepeachpie 22-25, F Jun 23

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    Why do people post on other peoples wall saying

    "message me" why don't you just message the person first?! If you want to talk to that person just message the blumming person -_- yeah you might not get a reply but **** it :P ;)
    fashiongurlz fashiongurlz 16-17, F Jun 6, 2014

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    Not a huge fan of WTF? but LOVE "Seriously???"... hahaha... people amuse and astound me with their idiocy and ignorance... I have to sit back and wonder "seriously???"...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 15, 2008

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    My moms friends sister has Down syndrome So the doctor back in Iraq said slowly stop feeding her until she dies WTFF!! Why would he say that?! What an awful doctor!! Well she's 56...
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    I was watching an episode of Catfish recently in which the Catfish created this Hannah Montana version of her own life. I looked at her as she created this version of herself and...
    Crownite Crownite 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

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    I have had a crush on this guy named Gavin for a year. We have had little moments where we hug or show emotion to one another. Right before we left school for summer break he put...
    DannyLee584 DannyLee584 13-15, F 5 Responses 10 hrs ago

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