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I Have Lots of Wtf Moments

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    Sexless Marriage Peoples

    I see tons of men and women in the i live in a sexless marriage group(s) - whining about how their married life su..ck..s big time......... but i am like "wtf you people choose to be there, for soooo long, obviously you like being there for some convenient shittt or something, if...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 21, 2013

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    Friends.

    I have some much friends' at school that talks to me so much but when it comes to needing friend's. No one ever ******* there for me.:/ "WTF!..."
    BubbleMeLove BubbleMeLove 18-21, F Aug 10, 2013

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    I get these head-rushes

    that disorient me for several moments till everything comes back into focus and my mind clears up. During those few moments I realize how dysfunctional I am and worry whether or not I'm "all there." Sometimes I feel semi-retarded.
    PunchandPie PunchandPie 22-25 2 Responses Jan 13

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    This Is Truly An Epic Fail

    I'm not gonna lie, this is actually freaking hilarious. So, I bought a coke at the gas station today and it was in one of those vintage glass bottles. My grandpa loved those. It made me a little sad to drink them (he passed away nine months ago) so I grabbed a can of coke from...
    ReesesPeaces ReesesPeaces 16-17, F Apr 15, 2012

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    Yesterday..

    It doesn't sound as funny and weird now, but it really was yesterday: I decided to watch "Back to the Future 3" yesterday evening, since I haven't seen that movie before. That was also one of the reasons why I bought the trilogy box-set some days ago. So I open the box...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 2, 2008

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    Would You Regret This

    i found this comment in a group where people are bulllshittting each other left and right, and was wondering would you regret bullshitting anyone if that is really all you want to do to people? "If you don't do what you want to do, you're going to regret it. People always regret...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Aug 25, 2013

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    So I'm At The Grocery Store...

    Just now, had to go get coffee. Can't really function without. Then I'm at the cash register, and I notice the magazine stand with the newspapers. --I see Catie Holms is getting sued --It's  bikini season, the chicks on the cover look nice --Monsoon Disaster in Japan -- NFL...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 13, 2011

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    aishastewie aishastewie 13-15 May 16

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    Spiritual Username

      you would have thought that someone with a spiritual sounding username would have a more colourful profile than simply being one track minded.......... sick of shallow fuckkkks..... think i am going to puke....
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Aug 18, 2013

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    Why do people post on other peoples wall saying

    "message me" why don't you just message the person first?! If you want to talk to that person just message the blumming person -_- yeah you might not get a reply but **** it :P ;)
    fashiongurlz fashiongurlz 13-15, F Jun 6

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    southmom southmom 36-40, F 1 Response May 6

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    Today my wtf moment is about the new EP FILTERS!

    Seriously? I apparently can't post my newest story, since it falls into the sexual arousal category.... In the short time I've been a member here at EP, there have been so many changes, I can barely keep up with them all..... Actually I don't even try. EP CHANGES RULES MORE...
    Jadedlace Jadedlace 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 9

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    Please Make Me Gay! Wtf

    I got the following two pms from a guy: 1) Please help me turn gay! 2) Please? Do I have to give u my credit card number? Lol
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 12, 2013

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    The Title of My Autobiography Will Be

    I am a high school teacher.  I have at least one WTF experience per day.  Recently, I was proctoring the SATs and I had a student show up with no shoes on.  It was 32 degrees out and snowing. I asked the student where her shoes were and she said...
    pearlmygirl pearlmygirl 31-35 3 Responses Dec 2, 2008

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    I Used To Be Normal

    read my earlier intro post...that'll give u an idea where i'm at....nicely meant :)
    haiche haiche 46-50, F Apr 2, 2012

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    Oh Yeah I Have Those and So Doe My Roommate

    I've had to deal with lots of WTF moments and at times I have found them beyond funny. Today is one one of those days...   Now I have on occasion written a few "roommate" stories but this one is even better than the washing his nuts in the sink Today my roommate...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 6 Responses Sep 30, 2009

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    What A Way To Make A Move

    got this pervert spamming my inbox with: Hi Indigo, New to this site, an have a question for you. This is probably weird, and out of left field, but after reading some things you wrote you seem like someone who doesn't judge and that's what I need right now. I'm addicted to...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 26, 2013

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    People In Deserts Should Learn to Drive In the Rain ...

    I live in the desert, and when it rains, people can not drive.  It's like they have never driven in a rain storm before.  The storms we get out here in the winter are very mild - NOTHING like the thunderstorms of the mid-west, etc. So- today driving in to...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 9 Responses Nov 26, 2008

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    I was just out in the mail room

    when a man approaches me and asks me if I am so and so. I tell him no, he must be mistaken and that I have to go. He just stares at me as I move away and then he tells me I am apprehensive, cold and uncomfortable to talk to. Seriously? Wtf? How can someone, a stranger I don't...
    Deadlynightshade5 Deadlynightshade5 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    More Like

    Not a huge fan of WTF? but LOVE "Seriously???"... hahaha... people amuse and astound me with their idiocy and ignorance... I have to sit back and wonder "seriously???"...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 15, 2008

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    How is someone going to come up to me

    and ask me what something cost while they have their hands down their pants..... Playing with yourself while asking how much goggles are.... classy. LOL
    jakobe1987 jakobe1987 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    WTF

    If you're going to send a scam email trying to get someone's attention, I wonder why (TF) people don't at least attempt to write something that makes some sort of sense. You have drawn my attention to a site of acquaintances. I hope, as I shall like you. How I to you in a photo...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 12, 2013

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    Learn

    Who hasn't? But I need to learn to say that friggin word first before I can come up with the stories. Help the faerie learn...? What the... **** Out loud though. Dammit. I can't!  =(
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 20 Responses Apr 10, 2011

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    Someone just facetimed me from MY email.

    Wtf! How is that even possible?
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 13-15, F Jun 27

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    Wtf Do You Expect Me To Say

    Got the following pm just now: "you sound very interesting how are you doing?" I wanted to reply: "fuckkkking fantastic deary, what do you expect me to say?" Like really wtf it astounds me that when people are extremely bored on here they can just start spamming your inbox to...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Aug 18, 2013

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    W.t.f.

    I have had lots of WTF moments, lol. WTF is that?WTF was that?WTF is going on?WTF happened?WTF are you talking about?WTF do you think you are? WTF does s/he thinks they are?WTF...WTF...WTF...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 30, 2011

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    Okay I was having a WTF moment

    and beginning to panic bc I couldn't find the New Year's Eve live celebration from NY Time Square on tv......and time was running out! Lol, isn't this a sure sign of getting old or what? :-) Happy New Year's to all my EP FRIENDS.... Even the ones I haven't met yet...
    Jadedlace Jadedlace 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 31, 2013

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    Attention Seeking Pms

    SO I AM GETTING all these PMs about guys that want S..E..X... i am beginning to think the world is s..e..x starved, no wonder I LIVE IN A SEXLESS MARRIAGE is the most popular on the whole of EP. ..........or maybe they are just LOVE STARVED.
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2013

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    What The ...................

    (INSERT CONFUSED LOOK AND INCREDULOUS MANIACAL LAUGHTER HERE )=-D
    softkitti softkitti 22-25, F 8 Responses Oct 5, 2011

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    The Experiences Of A DJ.....

    A few of the wild times I had working as a DJ in the 90's. ~ while working a wedding, the mother was getting married. She was in her mid 40s, it was her and the grooms second marriage so it was small and quaint. Her daughter was beautiful and in her early 20s, we connected...
    Motodoc Motodoc 41-45, M Oct 17, 2013

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    Sharing Anorexic Pics

    like wtf, i do not understand how someone thinks it is attractive sharing anorexic pics of themselves on the internet..... really.... i think it is more a cry for help than anything else.
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 15, 2013

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    Otherkin Jokes

    ANONPOSTER1: My friend is an Draconity otherkin and she is a christian...She is not a satanist or possessed by demons. An otherkin is someone who thinks they have a soul of another creature. And my friend feels like a Dragon. I don't blame her. She is what she feels she is...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Sep 21, 2013

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    Having One Now

    I have no idea how I got redirected to this group page but I think it was a WTF moment. I was trying to get to a page to post video but EP kept scrollg and saving errors and I found myself in this group. WTF?
    jenvice jenvice 41-45, F Aug 18, 2012

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    Kayla,

    Hate, anger, fear, rejection, PAIN... I overcame and I prayed. Then the day came when I thought my prayers were answered. You knew of me and wanted to het to know me, you wrote me and I read your poems. Amazing, I thought and I do still. I said some things I shouldn't but you...
    Elizabethmadison Elizabethmadison 36-40, F Nov 20, 2012

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    I wanna sleep (here it's 10.

    06 am) and my Brother came and just jump on my bed i was like wtf are you doing ??!!
    emmatjheee emmatjheee 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    My Day of Irony

     yesterday was definitely a WTF day !!! my daughters  grandparents who havent seen her since her birthday in february . after making many plans to come see her and canceling at the last moment with the last time being a no call no show ... and when they did call they...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 22, 2007

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    Holy Crap

    I just found out that one of my co-workers was murdered.   www.kabb.com News Headlines 04-19-2009 Two Women Shot Dead, One Critically Wounded A man shoots three women, killing two, outside the Saddlewood Apartments in Northeast San Antonio just before midnight...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 19, 2009

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    Really

    Ok WTF is cowboy up? Now im a country boy, born and raised. I never really liked the big city, but come on man cowboy up, really. You small few make us true country boys look bad. Can you say redneck everybody, i know you can. New thing for you to post on your pick up truck...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll 41-45, M Feb 16, 2013

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    My girlfriend believes

    that her teen daughters will miraculously make it through life because she has, but she fails to realize that she has survived on handouts and child support from 2 different baby daddies. So I'm like wtf, maybe it's time to be honest with them and yourself. They think there...
    chad514 chad514 36-40, M 1 Response May 29

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    HE SAYS HE DOES NOT

    ...HE SAYS HE DOES NOT FUKKKK DOGS, YET HE SUPPORTS A DOGGY BOINKER.... WTF? GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION THAT IS.
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Aug 28, 2013

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    Oh My An Alpha Masochist

    okay so this one guy ON EP says he is an ALPHA super duper male werewolf,but we need to note that he is a masochist...wtf is that supposed to mean huh?also he goes on about females being much smaller built than men,i thought that betas were smaller built than alpha males......too...
    indigowitch indigowitch 22-25, F Oct 4, 2013

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    I Attract Wtf Moments Evidentally

    i dont know if i have some kind of sign above my head that says mug or come annoy me, but i get approached a lot and have and have an encyclopedia loads worth of wtf moments. I was at the bus stop once waiting for a friend we were going to the cinema, a man approached with a...
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 27, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    This is wat I have done to myself.....
    100BlackRoses 100BlackRoses 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Well actually only a few, not a lot. But I have a few scars on my legs and one small one on my cheek. I live near a park and one time a kid accidentally threw a baseball through my...
    ElizaKate ElizaKate 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I started self mutilating when i was 8 years old. I quit cutting when i was 14. I used other methods. But now i have found more "conventional" ways of dealing with my needs. Been...
    ambular1006 ambular1006 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Here's what's been magical to me. Seeing the northern lights, watching waves crash at night and explode with firefly green phosphorescence, orangish red full moons rising above...
    norlights3 norlights3 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    I think too much!! I have lots of worries, I think too much till the point I break! And things get to be so quiet, laying on the floor with tears and scratchy throat, then I...
    catxfreak catxfreak 18-21, F Jul 8

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    Hi after years of wondering what was and is so wrong with me, I now know it is a disorder! Where I live doesn't have much in the way of help for my difficulties and so I was...
    mamateama mamateama 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    I've always been a loner. I've tried to make friends but I fail miserably when it comes to making small talk. I have no idea what to talk about. I don't drink or do drugs. I...
    SPKNMYMIND SPKNMYMIND 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    I have lots of casual friends but no friend who I could tell anything to or count on despite anything. I work in the education field where I have contact with tons if people; I...
    chefdrewski chefdrewski 51-55, M Jul 15

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    My Mother, simply put, is the meanest, angriest, most unpleasant person I know. She is a mentally ill psychotic, a tyrant, and a bully all rolled into one. My parents split up when...
    wishiwasabrady wishiwasabrady 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    I'm not the type of girl to complain about being "forever alone". However, lately that's what I'm genuinely concerned about. I am in a group of very tight-knit friends who have all...
    LostInTheSolarSystem LostInTheSolarSystem 18-21, F 5 Responses