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I Have Lots of Wtf Moments

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    I get these head-rushes

    that disorient me for several moments till everything comes back into focus and my mind clears up. During those few moments I realize how dysfunctional I am and worry whether or not I'm "all there." Sometimes I feel semi-retarded.
    WeBePeasants WeBePeasants 22-25 1 Response Jan 13

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    Yeah

    Its called "the life of Reece". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA could be worse though, its good fun ;)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 5 Responses Dec 29, 2009

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    Oh Yeah I Have Those and So Doe My Roommate

    I've had to deal with lots of WTF moments and at times I have found them beyond funny. Today is one one of those days...   Now I have on occasion written a few "roommate" stories but this one is even better than the washing his nuts in the sink Today my roommate...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 6 Responses Sep 30, 2009

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    The Experiences Of A DJ.....

    A few of the wild times I had working as a DJ in the 90's. ~ while working a wedding, the mother was getting married. She was in her mid 40s, it was her and the grooms second marriage so it was small and quaint. Her daughter was beautiful and in her early 20s, we connected...
    Motodoc Motodoc 41-45, M Oct 17, 2013

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    Arg!

    I sincerely believe that sanity has left the world, there isn't a drop it left and everybody is taking crazy pills. (Note: this is not about anybody at EP... this is a cry to the heavens.) WTF???!!! I am so cynical and at the same time SAD! I get to know somebody and they're...
    keepingwarm keepingwarm 31-35 3 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    Here's One For Ya...

    Okay I have a second cousin that is just one big WTF.  For years she begged me to come to spend the summer with her (when she lived in NY) so one year I went.  I stayed for six weeks and had a great time, she and I bonded and got really close.  She had a live-in bf...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 4, 2008

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    I Purposely Set Up Wtf Moments...

    Lol.  I think they are the funniest thing to ever happen...When your doing something so weird that it makes people go WTF, I find it hilarious. Me any my friends do it all the time.
    SnapWire SnapWire 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 21, 2009

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    Spit Happens

    I'm on a train one morning, on my way to work. I sit on a 3 seater closest to the window. A sweet little old lady sits down next to me on the aisle seat. It's really quiet, and I'm off in my own little world looking out the window. All of a sudden the sweet little old lady starts...
    unforsakenroad unforsakenroad 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 8, 2011

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    What The ...................

    (INSERT CONFUSED LOOK AND INCREDULOUS MANIACAL LAUGHTER HERE )=-D
    softkitti softkitti 22-25, F 8 Responses Oct 5, 2011

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    W.t.f.

    I have had lots of WTF moments, lol. WTF is that?WTF was that?WTF is going on?WTF happened?WTF are you talking about?WTF do you think you are? WTF does s/he thinks they are?WTF...WTF...WTF...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 30, 2011

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    Haha Yes!

    They always happen in a row too so instead of just feeling stupid for a second it gets to the point where I just want to put a bag over my head and run away... but I know with my luck I'd hit into a tree.
    LiveIt28 LiveIt28 18-21, F May 16, 2009

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    Like Right Now

    Ok I'm at work and at this point something has happened to my Internet security option on my work PC that is preventing me from going into the confessionals, I can't add group avatars and in general seemed to be rather limited in what I can do tonight. Oh it has happened before...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 5 Responses Apr 12, 2009

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    If You Don't,

     You're simply not paying attention to what's going on around you.
    onlinegrandpa onlinegrandpa 61-65 1 Response Nov 22, 2008

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    I Used To Be Normal

    read my earlier intro post...that'll give u an idea where i'm at....nicely meant :)
    haiche haiche 46-50, F Apr 2, 2012

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    Kayla,

    Hate, anger, fear, rejection, PAIN... I overcame and I prayed. Then the day came when I thought my prayers were answered. You knew of me and wanted to het to know me, you wrote me and I read your poems. Amazing, I thought and I do still. I said some things I shouldn't but you...
    Elizabethmadison Elizabethmadison 36-40, F Nov 20, 2012

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    Yesterday..

    It doesn't sound as funny and weird now, but it really was yesterday: I decided to watch "Back to the Future 3" yesterday evening, since I haven't seen that movie before. That was also one of the reasons why I bought the trilogy box-set some days ago. So I open the box...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 2, 2008

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    My Day of Irony

     yesterday was definitely a WTF day !!! my daughters  grandparents who havent seen her since her birthday in february . after making many plans to come see her and canceling at the last moment with the last time being a no call no show ... and when they did call they...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 22, 2007

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    Wtf Always

    It seems like my whole life is full of wtf moments. It is like one of the sitcoms where as soon as a character exclaims, "wtf!" the audience laugh because it is considered to be funny or something like that. The only thing is my wtf moments are not so funny though. They...
    madamoiselle madamoiselle 16-18, F 1 Response Jun 25, 2008

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    Everyday Sitcom

    Has anyone ever had days when everything just seemed really really weird? As in, it's like your whole day was pretty much an episode of a tv show?
    juicebuggy juicebuggy 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 29, 2009

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    Had One Just A Little Bit Ago

    i had one just earlier. i was just sitting here typing when i hear this weird *** noise out of nowhere. i look up and am just like WTF was that O.O. I was walking through the park one day and theres a river that runs along side it with a few ducks in it. i saw the most ****ed up...
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 6, 2011

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    Huh??

    There's just so many moments when I could almost just shout "WTF!?". A lot of these moments are during my commute to school on the subway. There's always something weird going on. But at least those are temporary. The wtf moments at home just drive me crazy.
    mimsy2 mimsy2 26-30, F Sep 4, 2008

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    The Title of My Autobiography Will Be

    I am a high school teacher.  I have at least one WTF experience per day.  Recently, I was proctoring the SATs and I had a student show up with no shoes on.  It was 32 degrees out and snowing. I asked the student where her shoes were and she said...
    pearlmygirl pearlmygirl 31-35 3 Responses Dec 2, 2008

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    This Is Truly An Epic Fail

    I'm not gonna lie, this is actually freaking hilarious. So, I bought a coke at the gas station today and it was in one of those vintage glass bottles. My grandpa loved those. It made me a little sad to drink them (he passed away nine months ago) so I grabbed a can of coke from...
    ReesesPeaces ReesesPeaces 16-17, F Apr 15, 2012

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    My Brother In Law

    if anyone notices that I intermingle "in law" references and boyfriend, husband type of things, I would like to clarify- we're not married, but "boyfriends dad" and such sounds so high school, there needs to be better terms.  Anyway- What the ****? My...
    racin4065 racin4065 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2008

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    Having One Now

    I have no idea how I got redirected to this group page but I think it was a WTF moment. I was trying to get to a page to post video but EP kept scrollg and saving errors and I found myself in this group. WTF?
    jenvice jenvice 41-45, F Aug 18, 2012

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    Holy Crap

    I just found out that one of my co-workers was murdered.   www.kabb.com News Headlines 04-19-2009 Two Women Shot Dead, One Critically Wounded A man shoots three women, killing two, outside the Saddlewood Apartments in Northeast San Antonio just before midnight...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 19, 2009

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    People In Deserts Should Learn to Drive In the Rain ...

    I live in the desert, and when it rains, people can not drive.  It's like they have never driven in a rain storm before.  The storms we get out here in the winter are very mild - NOTHING like the thunderstorms of the mid-west, etc. So- today driving in to...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 9 Responses Nov 26, 2008

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    I Attract Wtf Moments Evidentally

    i dont know if i have some kind of sign above my head that says mug or come annoy me, but i get approached a lot and have and have an encyclopedia loads worth of wtf moments. I was at the bus stop once waiting for a friend we were going to the cinema, a man approached with a...
    thehippy thehippy 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 27, 2009

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    Umm Wtf!

    Okay one day one of my co-workers came in and brought her son with her , her son was about 6 and just as cute as a button . The first thing I noticed of the cherub was the fierce frown and pout he had on his chubby angelic face. Well the woman begins to tell us , he was...
    softkitti softkitti 22-25, F 7 Responses Mar 26, 2010

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    Indeed. ...

    Indeed. They say there are no limits to the Universe and to Human Stupidity. The former fascinates me, the latter surprises me. (sometimes I'm ashamed of saying what race I've spawned from, U know?)
    numisiro numisiro 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 22, 2008

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    Why Was She On There For So Long Anyway!!!!

    http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9079046
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 2, 2008

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    Really

    Ok WTF is cowboy up? Now im a country boy, born and raised. I never really liked the big city, but come on man cowboy up, really. You small few make us true country boys look bad. Can you say redneck everybody, i know you can. New thing for you to post on your pick up truck...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll 41-45, M Feb 16, 2013

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    Who's Fault Now?

      WTF ? The pharmacy blames the clinic, then the clinic blames the pharmacy.  I don't care who dropped the ball or didn't check their messages.  Just figure it out so I can get my damn pills already.  Jeez.
    WaitingHere WaitingHere 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 2, 2008

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    Im Not The Brightest

    i tend to be kinda slow in life..
    lovevera lovevera 13-15, F Feb 9, 2012

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    This Is Nothing New, People...

    This is nothing new, People even tell me I  have a WTF  look (I think it's the deer in the headlights look).
    evilkittymew evilkittymew 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 22, 2008

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    Almost Daily

    It seems that nearly every day someone is making something so simple so complicated.
    bizbuz bizbuz 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 19, 2007

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    More Like

    Not a huge fan of WTF? but LOVE "Seriously???"... hahaha... people amuse and astound me with their idiocy and ignorance... I have to sit back and wonder "seriously???"...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 15, 2008

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    Every Day

      Like today, I'm baking a pumpkin pie.   It says on the can that it will bake in 50-60 minutes, it has been in the oven now for 2 hours and still isn't done.  WTF?    Why do they lie on the can?            ...
    WaitingHere WaitingHere 26-30, F 12 Responses Nov 27, 2008

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    Wtf!!

    Talk about moments, my whole life seems to be a wtf!! Whenever i look back it ends with a wtf!! sometimes directed toward myself and sometimes towards others. The only ones that dont end in a wtf are the ones i spent as a carefree kid trying to rule the world. lol. But as it says...
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 10 Responses Nov 27, 2008

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    Learn

    Who hasn't? But I need to learn to say that friggin word first before I can come up with the stories. Help the faerie learn...? What the... **** Out loud though. Dammit. I can't!  =(
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 20 Responses Apr 10, 2011

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    So many people have said they would talk to me, and they add me to the friends list, and what not and say nice things at first, then the next day. Nothing whatsoever Why?
    anton88 anton88 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    I have scars on my body from when i was beaten and attacked 2 months ago.
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    I only have a few moments to type this update about grandma. First of all my family and I would like to thank people who are sending their positive thought and prayers. We've had...
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    Sometime my radio freaks out and changes stations by its self. I went to put a cd in and pressed eject, a "Tu Pac" cd came out. I now talk to "Tu pac" ghost through my radio when...
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    Above is a photo of Flexural psoriasis which I found after spending a long time researching,it's not me but it looks exactly how my armpits look nearish their worst flareups except...
    SparklyRain SparklyRain 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    I'm very angry and my faith in God is gone! I don't doubt his existence cause beautiful planet earth, the animals, flowers, fish, the human body etc were created by him and I must...
    Bellamae Bellamae 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 29

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    I used to have this one bestfriend. We were close and the best of friends for about six years. But then I moved away to a new school and it seems like we never see each other or...
    wootaco wootaco 22-25 Apr 7

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    I have lots of guy friends and some girl friends , sometimes when I'm with a guy friend and get to know them better I think they become more attractive and since I spend time with...
    StRiKiNgEEk StRiKiNgEEk 18-21, F a week ago

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    Oooh I have lots! Let me see; Mitsouko, Opium and Dolce Vita, Heavy rose perfumes like Bulgari, sugary ones like Hard Candy (and Candy by Prada) very modern ones like Juicy Couture...
    Brangwen Brangwen 36-40, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Follow me in Instagram I have lots of gaming stuff up and airsoft but mostly random thins - ig is - scottishwar1
    scottishbigguy scottishbigguy 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    There are some people who come in your life, and then pass right through, like water through smooth river stones, leaving just cool mist of what they were, until even that dries...
    Loveisalive Loveisalive 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    This is crazy to me. But here's goes my first official boyfriend in HS... Omg I was head over heals and we were perfect for each other... Flash forward to home coming his junior yr...
    thegirlWHOwait3d thegirlWHOwait3d 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    This is getting ridiculous, no really So in the last 2 f*cking weeks - I turned down a guy who liked me in real life in favor of another guy on the Internet (wtf was I thinking...
    Thelightinthesky Thelightinthesky 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 20

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