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    Arrogant pinheads. Whining about men.

    Or everyone. Like theyve met all. Or barking about all. Or stating none will care. Or that they know every one is bad. How moronic. Especially females. Wtf. You are woman Not caveman. Revert to woman And show men how to be wise Instead of being a jock...
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M Dec 7, 2015

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    I have broken my arse.

    Anyone want it? I think there's enough unbroken arse to give away still. Actually, I've broken my coccyx.. which is the tail bone. Hurts like ****, almost as much as the sprained foot I have after falling yesterday. Happy new year - ha ha ha ha ha
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 8 Responses Jan 4

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    a few times today where snow falls a lot.

    and people need their driveways done..But they dont want to pay for it ? they want it for free ! & fuel oil is not free ! i felt bad about starting the whole thing without getting any money for doing it..
    MyraTomPhil MyraTomPhil 26-30, F Jan 19

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    Ugh, when you put your phone down

    for 4 mins then all of a sudden you have 8 missed calls and 6 voicemails from your mother. Oh lord, I'm not gonna hear the end of it -_-
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 3

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    I am so sleepy and tired

    for most of the day and then when my bed time comes suddenly my sleepiness goes away and I am all alarmed, I sleep and then I wake up through the night, WTF WTF, JUST WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 4

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    I'm having a number right now.

    I wish I understood ppl. I wish ppl were just up front.
    rememberthegirl rememberthegirl 26-30, F 6 Responses Sep 20, 2015

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    Oh how convenient ep.

    . I complain about you in a post and it gets taken down.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 5 Responses Oct 11, 2015

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    That face you make when ur moms all like we're

    about to leave, so go in the car, but it takes her an extra 50,000 years to get in the car
    SweatxHive SweatxHive 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 7, 2015

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    I made the incredibly longggg journey to town

    (seven miles) only to realize while standing in line at the clothing store that I had left my wallet at home. I asked the nice cashier if she would hold my items for me so I could run back home to grab it, which she did. I got back home only to get an emotional phone call...
    MsJessicaRabbit MsJessicaRabbit 26-30, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2015

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    Pranksters. Juveniles.

    Hurting pals. Calling it joking. Disgusting.
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M Dec 7, 2015

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    Like today, I'm sitting at dinner with my

    stepmother who has an "I smell **** look" on her face. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS MAD, BRO?! I don't even know what I did.
    Spoticus Spoticus 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 9, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 9, 2015

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    Had one a moment ago.

    Wtf do I do wrong???
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Dec 10, 2015

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    CrazyLexiHP CrazyLexiHP 13-15 1 Response Jan 4

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    Earlier today, a family member sent me a

    Facebook message because she has been worried about me. I haven't used my Facebook account in three months, and she's been panicking because she thought that something bad had happened to me. Apparently, for some, Facebook is the only way to communicate anymore. This person has...
    leavesandbeans leavesandbeans 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 27

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    Feeling really tired

    but really restless
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    So, I get calls and texts

    while at work all the time. My employers don't really care because I get my job done. So, its normal for me to be on my cell even when my boss is around. Today, I was opening a text from my Twisted Sister and it was the above photo, captioned "do you think this is real." I...
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 11 Responses Oct 30, 2015

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    WTF is this for a prize in my cracker jacks?

    !? I sure was hoping for a ring : )
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 9

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    This year, I am already displaying very poor

    decision making skills. Stellar job so far.
    JeweledGypsy JeweledGypsy 41-45, F 8 Responses Jan 3

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    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 20, 2015

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    Please don't introduce yourself to people old

    enough to be your mom this way....
    Perfectlynumb Perfectlynumb 46-50, F Sep 24, 2015

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    That mini heart attack you get

    when you thought you turned off a toy and it starts talking, so you accidentally spill your apple juice -_- ugh. I've never felt more afraid in my life, jesus
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 12, 2015

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    Lol that moment when you

    and your friends are singing along to some random song, then one of your friends takes it wayyy too seriously and gets super into it. So you make eye contact with your other friend and you guys slowly stop singing. Like wtf are you doing man... awkwardddd
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 7, 2015

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    Really

    Ok WTF is cowboy up? Now im a country boy, born and raised. I never really liked the big city, but come on man cowboy up, really. You small few make us true country boys look bad. Can you say redneck everybody, i know you can. New thing for you to post on your pick up truck...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll 41-45, M Feb 16, 2013

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    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F Dec 28, 2014

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    I made my week trek to the post office

    yesterday to pick up my mail. After I got home I was looking through it and came across a credit card offer. What caught my attention was the writing on the outside of the envelope. It said, "Get out of debt". I'm like, really, are you serious. Think about the logic of...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots 36-40, M 3 Responses Nov 22, 2015

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    If someone says go away please listen.

    ...I wasn't kidding and I don't want to see your ****** either. I have included your picture as I know u like sharing.
    Perfectlynumb Perfectlynumb 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 26, 2015

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    OpalJade82 OpalJade82 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 9, 2015

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    Case manager says Morals And nobody craving

    work Is why america fell. Wtf. The crimes of the wealthy And church Vastly outweigh What poor have done. Domino effect. Abuse tramples. Dodging taxes And wrecking illinois And causing san berdoo. We fought taxes to be america Huge taxes And then the...
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 7, 2015

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    When your tongue stops working

    and alien sounds come out of your mouth. Like wtf did I just say???
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 3

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    when random people from online give more of a

    **** about you than everybody you know from real life.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 2

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    Like what the **** does your mom know about

    what you have done? ******** *** 🔪🔪🔪😡😡😡
    Jessiemm Jessiemm 13-15, F Jan 6

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    Insomnia comes and goes

    as if it were my bestie.
    Jessiemm Jessiemm 13-15, F Jan 4

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    Im so used to always being the younger one in

    all my surroundings but all of a sudden it seems I'm the older one!! Such a weird feeling
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 4

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    You open the door for a woman

    and the man walking with to her walks though first ...
    antixmars antixmars 41-45, M 6 Responses Jan 3

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    I just lit a cigarette

    while I was eating a lollipop and I burned my fingers because I hold the cigarette as the lollipop and the lollipop as the cigarette ??
    LilianaTalks LilianaTalks 26-30, F Jan 4

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    So, my mom asked me to take her to a book

    signing event, of course I said yes... I said yes without knowing it was a Ben Carlson book signing at Barnes and Noble. Been here 1/2 an hour, the line is 2 blocks long so far, they arent letting anyone in until 6:30 for a 7:30 start time. I have to pick my son up from...
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 8 Responses Oct 19, 2015

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    Lots. Dang youtube.

    Dang daily show. Dang conscience. http://youtu.be/-L11Bxolo44
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M Dec 11, 2015

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    So I didn't have a lot of clean clothes

    so I had to wear a pair of shorts as underwear. In school my friend tried pantsing me but I had another pair of shorts underneath, so I yelled "Surprise, *****!" And ran away... I love my friends
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 25, 2015

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    KindredKings KindredKings 13-15, M Sep 4, 2015

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    This afternoon my wife

    and I were sitting on our front porch swing, drinking coffee and talking about our upcoming weekend plans. We were waiting for our two older girls to get off the school bus. I work a half day on Friday's, so this has become sort of our Friday afternoon "ritual." Suddenly I hear...
    Timbucktwo30 Timbucktwo30 26-30, M Dec 5, 2015

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    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M Nov 26, 2015

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    WTF

    If you're going to send a scam email trying to get someone's attention, I wonder why (TF) people don't at least attempt to write something that makes some sort of sense. You have drawn my attention to a site of acquaintances. I hope, as I shall like you. How I to you in a photo...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 12, 2013

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    I just got an email that asked

    if I was looking for love online......Senior SoulmatesReally?!?! WTFIm gonna laugh this one off and not let it ruin whats left of my weekend
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 18, 2015

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    Like the time I just run around the house

    screaming the lyrics to my favorite song at the top of my lungs and then my dogs attacks me so I fall to the ground and start laughing
    VaeSan VaeSan 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 4

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