I Have Lots of Wtf Moments

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 9, 2015

    During my high school years,

    we had an assembly on why not to drink and drive. I thought the school was going to give us a lecture us on why it's not right. Instead they showed us the graphic aftermaths of people killed by drunk drivers. Just to give their message on why it's not great to drink and drive...
    Cutiepeachpie Cutiepeachpie
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 21

    I took the week off work

    because I clearly needed the rest and came closer to meltdown than I care to admit. I needed this for myself. Last night I get a message from my colleague; you've been scheduled to provide training to actuarial. WTF - With so many projects unfolding all at once I'm going to...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Mar 18

    Ppl think they know you

    and put their assumptions upon you and act like they are so considered and thoughtful and you are the one that acted weirdly and inconsiderately, but the truth is, they only think about their ideas of you, not your real thoughts and feelings. I feel angry and mistaken. So wanna...
    Jessiemm Jessiemm
    13-15, F
    Mar 4
    lisetterod18 lisetterod18
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 17, 2015

    Um, you guys... Some People on here actually

    believe they're werewolves... I'm seeking the comfort of sane individuals right now because I'm in disbelief that the world has so many people with his sort of notion..
    Rosaalie Rosaalie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

    Oh how convenient ep.

    . I complain about you in a post and it gets taken down.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Oct 11, 2015

    Insomnia comes and goes

    as if it were my bestie.
    Jessiemm Jessiemm
    13-15, F
    Jan 4

    That cringeworthy moment

    when someone says "pacific" instead of "specific" It's 2016, get your **** together. Thankss
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 9

    You open the door for a woman

    and the man walking with to her walks though first ...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 3

    Summers ago as a kid I remember a Hispanic

    family moving into the suburban neighborhood of Montebello, Colorado in a house across from ours. Things were fine until one morning I woke up to what sounded like a rooster sounding off. Every morning it would sound off, at first, my parents and I thought it was a clock the...
    Cutiepeachpie Cutiepeachpie
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 18

    This year, I am already displaying very poor

    decision making skills. Stellar job so far.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jan 3

    Im so used to always being the younger one in

    all my surroundings but all of a sudden it seems I'm the older one!! Such a weird feeling
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 4

    I made a pb&j forgot I made it made another one

    found the original on the counter and end up eating both
    ThatOneGuyFabio ThatOneGuyFabio
    13-15, M
    1 Response Mar 30

    Like today, I'm sitting at dinner with my

    stepmother who has an "I smell **** look" on her face. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS MAD, BRO?! I don't even know what I did.
    Spoticus Spoticus
    18-21, F
    Dec 9, 2015

    When I'm scrolling through ep

    and see some weird sh*t I'd be like (picture above)
    Ihan14 Ihan14
    13-15, M
    Feb 10

    Really

    Ok WTF is cowboy up? Now im a country boy, born and raised. I never really liked the big city, but come on man cowboy up, really. You small few make us true country boys look bad. Can you say redneck everybody, i know you can. New thing for you to post on your pick up truck...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    41-45, M
    Feb 16, 2013
    genjiipiexx genjiipiexx
    31-35, F
    Feb 18

    I'm having a number right now.

    I wish I understood ppl. I wish ppl were just up front.
    rememberthegirl rememberthegirl
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 20, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 28, 2014

    Ugh, when you put your phone down

    for 4 mins then all of a sudden you have 8 missed calls and 6 voicemails from your mother. Oh lord, I'm not gonna hear the end of it -_-
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Jan 3

    Attention Seeking Pms

    SO I AM GETTING all these PMs about guys that want S..E..X... i am beginning to think the world is s..e..x starved, no wonder I LIVE IN A SEXLESS MARRIAGE is the most popular on the whole of EP. ..........or maybe they are just LOVE STARVED.
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 11, 2013

    That mini heart attack you get

    when you thought you turned off a toy and it starts talking, so you accidentally spill your apple juice -_- ugh. I've never felt more afraid in my life, jesus
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 12, 2015

    EVERY damn day. If I got a penny

    for every time I said 'wtf' to myself on a daily basis I would probably be a multimillionaire. Actually, not 'probably', I DEFINITELY would be.
    thisisjuno thisisjuno
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 10

    Wtf am I doing with my life?

    (I have that moment all the time).
    misanthropicpessimist misanthropicpessimist
    13-15, F
    Jun 26, 2015

    Lol that moment when you

    and your friends are singing along to some random song, then one of your friends takes it wayyy too seriously and gets super into it. So you make eye contact with your other friend and you guys slowly stop singing. Like wtf are you doing man... awkwardddd
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 20, 2015

    is it just me or is anyone else shocked

    and thinking why the hell did they pick Miley to host the MTV Awards.... if ur a fan of hers good for u but come on MTV really. they couldn't find no one else and I know some celebrities gotta be upset about it...wat has the world come to lol
    BlueMoonx BlueMoonx
    18-21, F
    Aug 11, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 9, 2015

    I've got to get a new dealer.

    It's one thing when the market is dry to front a little in good spirit. It's another to have the dude knock on your door at 10pm, not to pay you back and replenish, but to ask for more stuff. Seriously WTF? Am I the dealer or you man? Better believe if it were me I wouldn't be...
    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    Mar 24

    I have broken my arse.

    Anyone want it? I think there's enough unbroken arse to give away still. Actually, I've broken my coccyx.. which is the tail bone. Hurts like ****, almost as much as the sprained foot I have after falling yesterday. Happy new year - ha ha ha ha ha
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Jan 4
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Nov 8, 2015

    my daughter just informed me I'm an oversized

    preteen. I told her I could take her, if I didn't have a broken nail.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Jun 14, 2015

    Mostly, they are when I'm driving down the road

    and seeing the crazy things other drivers try to do.
    Mossonarock Mossonarock
    41-45, M
    Feb 10

    I just lit a cigarette

    while I was eating a lollipop and I burned my fingers because I hold the cigarette as the lollipop and the lollipop as the cigarette ??
    LilianaTalks LilianaTalks
    26-30, F
    Jan 4

    like today when this parent kept putting his

    arm around me...please don't so not appropriate... I am your child's teacher
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 25

    I am so sleepy and tired

    for most of the day and then when my bed time comes suddenly my sleepiness goes away and I am all alarmed, I sleep and then I wake up through the night, WTF WTF, JUST WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MissGaga MissGaga
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 4

    So I didn't have a lot of clean clothes

    so I had to wear a pair of shorts as underwear. In school my friend tried pantsing me but I had another pair of shorts underneath, so I yelled "Surprise, *****!" And ran away... I love my friends
    ssaammii ssaammii
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jul 25, 2015

    a few times today where snow falls a lot.

    and people need their driveways done..But they dont want to pay for it ? they want it for free ! & fuel oil is not free ! i felt bad about starting the whole thing without getting any money for doing it..
    MyraTomPhil MyraTomPhil
    26-30, F
    Jan 19

    Like the time I just run around the house

    screaming the lyrics to my favorite song at the top of my lungs and then my dogs attacks me so I fall to the ground and start laughing
    VaeSan VaeSan
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jan 4

    When your tongue stops working

    and alien sounds come out of your mouth. Like wtf did I just say???
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 3

    Feeling really tired

    but really restless
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 4

    when random people from online give more of a

    **** about you than everybody you know from real life.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 2
    CrazyLexiHP CrazyLexiHP
    13-15
    Jan 4

    I was listening to you

    and I by pvris on my phone and when I took off my head phones it was playing on the radio ..
    brokenprincess08 brokenprincess08
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    KindredKings KindredKings
    13-15, M
    Sep 4, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 18

    I made my week trek to the post office

    yesterday to pick up my mail. After I got home I was looking through it and came across a credit card offer. What caught my attention was the writing on the outside of the envelope. It said, "Get out of debt". I'm like, really, are you serious. Think about the logic of...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2015

    That face you make when ur moms all like we're

    about to leave, so go in the car, but it takes her an extra 50,000 years to get in the car
    SweatxHive SweatxHive
    13-15, F
    1 Response Sep 7, 2015

    My arse is about to get pricey

    as of tomorrow people. I have had my accident compensation cut two weeks early, leaving me without pay for almost an entire month.. but I'm getting a special cushion to plonk my non existent coccyx on that's worth $1000.00. Does that mean I have to be like the stars and...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 9

    Like what the **** does your mom know about

    what you have done? ******** *** 🔪🔪🔪😡😡😡
    Jessiemm Jessiemm
    13-15, F
    Jan 6

    Whenever I lose my keys that's a wtf moment not

    only that Sometimes i just had them but put them down real quick.
    staystyleandsmile staystyleandsmile
    18-21, F
    Feb 10
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