Mum: what happened to the easter egg ??
1. Hmm.. nice to think you always think of me
2. Yer i EAT IT (didnt really but i'd annoy her)
3. Mummmmmmmmmmmm why do you always shout at me (crying)
4. F off go pick on someone else !!
5. i don't care
6. it was dad (lie )