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I Have Measured My Penis

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 1,330 People

    Of course I have. I'm above average in

    both penis and ball size. That's like kryptonite to me - big, low hanging balls.
    devairenc devairenc
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Jan 4, 2015

    Of course I have. Message me

    for the results ;)
    bananasforhire bananasforhire
    18-21, M
    7 Responses Jul 4, 2015

    Yes, I've measured it.

    :-) Soft: almost 8 cm or about 3 inches Hard: almost 16 cm or about 6 inches I think that's an average size. ;-)
    BiNiceBoy BiNiceBoy
    22-25, M
    5 Responses Feb 27, 2015

    Who Hasn't

    I wonder what guy out there hasn't put a ruler up to his junk to see where he stands.  Anybody else willing to admit they've done this?  And you've gotta measure from the top, measuring from the bottom gives you room to make it seem like more than it is. 
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton
    41-45, M
    81 Responses Dec 13, 2007

    My Ex-girlfriend Measured Me

    I just read smalldaves story about his ex-wife measuring him and a similar experience came back to my mind that happened years ago. I had my first real girlfriend when I turned 19 and she was 17 at this time. We made a 3 week-trip to Greece and since we were young and didn't have...
    gulp851 gulp851
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 8, 2011

    The First Time I Measured My Penis, After Looking Up Average, I Was Devastated.

    I was 13, and had already started ************ and looking at **** on the internet a lot. I searched the web and it seemed to me that apparently six inches long (hard) was average. I measured my *****, and it was only 3-3/4 inches long. I was devastated but thought for sure that...
    stonerwithatinyboner stonerwithatinyboner
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 14, 2012

    My Average Penis.

    Yes I have measured my own penis, I can't imagine any guy who hasn't done this at least once! If you must know I am a bit over 5 inches erect, very average and I don't mind it at all! At times I can get insecure about it but what guy doesn't?
    deleted deleted
    Dec 28, 2011

    When it comes to the question of

    who has measured themselves, there are those of us that have...and liars. For me, it started after I saw an old tv show out of the UK called "The Diary of Adrian Mole". While I never displayed my findings on a poster disguised as the GNP of a foreign country, it did get me...
    FatoProfugus FatoProfugus
    36-40, M
    Jan 7, 2014


    Just about 6 inches. Not bad, it's longer than average.
    stevetiedup stevetiedup
    41-45, M
    9 Responses Oct 14, 2013
    TarikP TarikP
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jul 4, 2015

    Mine is very average at 6" x 5.

    5". My soft size is always a surprise. Most of my life it hung right at 4" and still does so when I am warm and relaxed. More often now it is 3" - 3.5". I work out and when I ***** out of my gym shorts, it is closer to 1.5" and when I get out if the pool, it is nearly always...
    artonthebrain artonthebrain
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 9, 2014

    Measured By a Friend

    When I was in college, a friend of mine was taking a Human Sexuality class.  She had just read that the average size is 5-6 inches, and asked how big I am.  I  honestly didn't know, as I had never measured.  She was surprised and said she thought all guys...
    jasonk jasonk
    36-40, M
    11 Responses Feb 10, 2008

    Well I Have

    yep measured it along the top ... certainly never been anything to brag of ..I think most of my friends in HS did too..there was one kid REALLY HUGE and everyone wanted to see if they measured up and of course none of us did.
    mnscooter mnscooter
    56-60, M
    4 Responses Dec 13, 2007

    Things Men Do When They're Bored #1

    I think a great deal of men have done this at some point.  Some for amusement, some out of insecurity, or some for bragging rights.   Personally The size doesn't matter a lot to me.   I was bored, and I was fairly pleased with the results lol  That's...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    8 Responses Jun 22, 2009

    Every single time I think I have really good

    wood I try to do anything I can, squish the ruler into me, different angles, stretch to get to 5.5 inches but if I'm being honest with myself my best is about 5. Most the time I can't get fully erect so closer to 4
    deleted deleted
    Mar 22

    Measuring Up

    4.7 inches in length when fully erect.. 3.9 in girth. I know. I am small.. can't do nothing about it now can I.. 
    dan88hunt dan88hunt
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jul 24, 2010

    Cm To Inches

    I think i am blessed with the size i have always wanted a big ****, but as i grew older i found out that i was blessed with my 19.4 cm or 7.6 inches
    crossdressertoo crossdressertoo
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Mar 22, 2010
    karlmartink karlmartink
    36-40, M
    Oct 6, 2014

    Grower, not a show-er.

    2 inches flaccid, 7 inches hard, skinny girth, circumsized. Happy with what I have.
    cjm3rcl1n3 cjm3rcl1n3
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 3, 2015

    Nothing To Write Home About...

    I have measured my penis, and unfortunately... I am only about 3.5" floppy and only 5" erect! ):To be fair, I knew I was a bit on the small side ever since my all-boys secondary school, when we were all made to shower together naked. It certainly put me in my place! I was a...
    small111 small111
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2009

    The last time I measured myself I was 7.

    5inches in length but I've never measured girth... Guess that's average?
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Aug 30, 2014

    I Have ...

    i have, aswell as alot of guys, measured mine hard. Floppy is about 2 inches at a guess, and hard is between 6-7 inches depending how horny i am at the time lol. I have thought about putting a picture up of it on this site but still not sure
    bale3 bale3
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Aug 11, 2011

    Measuring My Own ****

    I've measured my **** many times. I'm now about 5ft 2 in length about 3 in girth
    deleted deleted
    Dec 11, 2012

    Pretty Normal.

    Flaccid- 2-3 inches Hard- 5.5 inches balls the size of pecans. great fun to play with.
    spanky1979 spanky1979
    51-55, M
    Oct 31, 2013

    Started doing it when i was a teenager

    but I am convinced that in the last few years it has got smaller.It may be partly because I have got fatter.It was 7ins long and is now about 5ins but still has a circumference of 6ins
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Apr 2, 2014

    Not Me....

    Just never really felt the desire and need to. I had seen a few others that were bigger as well as smaller. I learned very early on that it is not so much the size but that it truly is what you do that makes a difference. Just like one of my pics,,, "TGIF - Tongue Goes In...
    wiseone065 wiseone065
    46-50, M
    Jun 3, 2013

    Mine Is Really Something!

    I am 14 and I measured mine and it was 3.5 inches when soft It gets hard and hard and become 6.7 inches long and 5.5 inches round I'm proud of it!
    JJTyler JJTyler
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 26, 2013

    Maybe I Need a Smaller Ruler?

    I keep measuring, but it isn't getting any bigger! Still between 5.5 and 6 if really max it out LOL!
    georgesmith2008 georgesmith2008
    3 Responses Jul 21, 2008

    Not Very Large But Enjoyable

    My **** is only 4.5 x 4.5 inches erect but has a nice large circumcised head which is amazingly sensitive.
    festival42 festival42
    66-70, M
    2 Responses Oct 16, 2013

    Measured Up

    In the locker room for football we measured as part of hazing one year. The two smallest freshmen had to jerk each other off. We measured heard and soft i was the smallest soft at 1.75 inches and the second smallest hard at 4.5 inches. Needless to say i ended up giving a...
    cal321 cal321
    22-25, M
    1 Response Sep 9, 2010

    Keep It Real

    Just for the record, the mean of an erect penis is 5.1-5.9 In (that's 12.9–15.0 cm).
    deleted deleted
    Oct 7, 2013

    And a Fine One It Is!

    It measured strong, upstanding, proud, consistent, considerate, talented, loyal, resourceful, available, and willing to grow.      After all, isn’t this the true measure of a man?  
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    40 Responses Jan 29, 2009

    I like to measure and compare myself to others.

    It's kind of a turn-on to be the smaller person of two people being measured, which I've experienced first-hand. I'll be honest and tell you that I can be as small as 4.5 inches and as large as about six inches, but my girth is usually around 5.5 inches. I'm often been told...
    karlmartink karlmartink
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Sep 23, 2014

    Yeah. I'm about 6.75".

    Decent thickness. And cut. Wish I wasn't cut. And if always be happy to be bigger but in not small.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 23

    A Bit Small

    I am 17 years old and I think I have a very small ****, especially when soft. When I am hard it is about 14-15 cm so not that bad but soft it is like 3-5 depending on the situation. This is inclucing forskin without it would be even smaller. Maybe only 1.5 cm. And it is really...
    johannes148 johannes148
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 24, 2013
    trampstampguy90 trampstampguy90
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Feb 27

    I Have Measured My Penis

    I have measured my penis it is about 3 in long and about 3 in around in the flaccid state. When use my pump I can about double the size to 5 1/2 in. Long and 4 in.around. I'm quite proud of it for my age.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 26, 2013

    So I've been strung out about my small penis

    got decades. Recently I needed to change this attitude. So I wrote a poem about it and now I'm performing it all over London. Please read my serious blog and very funny poem here Many thanks
    AntSmithGameCat AntSmithGameCat
    46-50, M
    Apr 2, 2014

    I have measured mine before

    and it's 5.5" hard. To me that's a good size, I've never cared much either way, but I was definitely curious about it :P
    RileyPancake RileyPancake
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 9, 2015

    Hasn't every guy seriously everyone gets

    curious am I going to post it no cause that's weird AF XD
    MrSoundWave MrSoundWave
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Dec 24, 2015

    Yes I Have :)

    .....i think every guys has got the tape measure out and found out how big their **** is lol. So- my measurement when hard - 7.5 inches :)....just about perfect to wrap a hand around ....
    Crusher69 Crusher69
    46-50, M
    Feb 10, 2013

    My Ex-wife Measured My Penis

    I let my ex wife (girlfriend at the time) measure my penis. I already knew my size (almost 4.5 inches) but she asked if she could measure me and since I have a SPH fetish I thought it would be a fun way to intro into that part of our relationship. She had me lay on the edge of...
    smalldave smalldave
    36-40, M
    17 Responses Dec 9, 2010

    I have measured many,

    many times. with rulers, tape measures, even the ruler on the flat side of a protractor. it's a bit under 4.5 inches, by the way.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 8, 2014

    Every Dude Has Measured At Least Once..

    it almost seems like an unspoken rule, but every guy has measured his ck and even if it's been a long time, he usually can still give you a pretty accurate estimate. me, for example, having not measured since i was 16 (i'm 21 now) can still remember off the top of my head that I...
    zach216 zach216
    22-25, M
    May 23, 2013

    And it's not long enough

    and I wish it were longer :(
    jaimeedl jaimeedl
    36-40, M
    6 Responses Jul 25, 2015
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