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I Have Never Been Abducted By Aliens

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    Yes.

    Those aliens took me up to their spaceships. They said in English "We come in peace."  The aliens also said "That I love Neve Campbell."  I said. "Yep."Mother is giggling.The aliens said. "Neve is cool."  They said that they saw her movies too.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 13, 2011

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    Flower293 Flower293 26-30, F Aug 31, 2015

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    Or have I, how should I know,

    maybe they whipe your memory?!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 17, 2015

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    But I've Worked With Some

    I'm being cheeky but I sometimes wonder if some of the people I have worked with have been abducted by aliens.
    WildSpectrumArts WildSpectrumArts 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 10, 2012

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    There's Always A First...

    I too have never been abducted by aliens. All I ask is that they look like Kang & Kodos from The Simpsons and that they do not anal probe me as I aint into that
    TalkN3rdy2Me TalkN3rdy2Me 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 8, 2011

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    Sadly, I'm too smart

    for them. If they probed me, they'd find an Einstein like geniusness times six with the square root of four
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 19, 2015

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    DaGermanator DaGermanator 16-17, M 2 Responses Sep 27, 2015

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    Yet. ______________________________________________________________________________
    Thisis4fun Thisis4fun 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 7

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    I believe in aliens. Its really narcissistic of

    humans to believe we are the only life form in the whole universe. And yes I actually do want to be abducted by aliens partially because i love doctor who and i think it would be super awesome if all of that happened in real life!!!!!!!
    OreosOnFire OreosOnFire 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 27, 2015

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    Aliens probably exist.

    I mean, think about it. Why would God make the universe so big, and have only us as the only people? Unless the universe isn't as big as we think it is.
    SucramxX SucramxX 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 26, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 21, 2015

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    i did have a dream once

    but i can barely remember it
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 12, 2015

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    Nope. Never have, and never expect to be.

    It's all just an urban myth. There are no aliens, and even if there were why would they come here and abduct people. Just look at the people supposedly abducted by aliens. I ask you, if you were an alien would you ****** those people? If they are intelligent they should abduct...
    ClownNine ClownNine 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 20, 2015

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    They wouldn't dare =_= Their existence would

    be spoken of in the past tense, if they ever tried.
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 22-25, M 4 Responses Nov 17, 2015

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    I wish that aliens would come abduct me

    and take me home already .
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 16, 2015

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    But I reckon it would be a rare grin!

    Where are you all little green dudes?...
    RagnarLothbrok RagnarLothbrok 31-35 Jan 28

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    i'm just going to sing "Rick Rocks"

    if they do. (it's a parody of Tick Tock)
    DemonsFreak DemonsFreak 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 27, 2015

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    Yeah, although I can't say the same

    for the whole anal probing thing lol
    TheGreatKate TheGreatKate 22-25, F 15 Responses Dec 5, 2015

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    I try and try. Every night I stand outside

    with my flashlights for several hours, showing them where to land. Yet, they never show up.....
    Twinkletoejam Twinkletoejam 41-45, F 18 Responses Jul 12, 2015

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    They always think they can get me,

    but I gotta message for ya! ??See that! That it means HUMAN ABDUCTIONS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!!! Pesky aliens always tryin to abduct people and ****! ********!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 17, 2015

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    Who Knows

    i havent been abducted as far as i know,tho i hav blacked out+woke up in bed,so who knowstho im not sure why aliens wud abduct methey are way2 advanced 4thatim sure they r observing us from afar+have no plans 2 come here anytime soon
    geekoftheweek geekoftheweek 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 8, 2011

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    ... but used to wish I would be,

    especially when I was a teenager. If aliens landed in your back yard and offered to take you traveling with them in their spaceship, would you go?
    mimow mimow 41-45, F 4 Responses May 19, 2014

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    I need to ask, and depending on the answer I

    might have to leave this experience. Does this include ones Canadian friends from across the river hijacking you from Michigan and making you go to the "Gentleman's" clubs in Windsor
    babybearjean babybearjean 61-65, M 1 Response Oct 16, 2015

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    carlton52 carlton52 61-65, M 1 Response Oct 20, 2015

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    More Humans Will Be Taken Away By Ships........In Countrey Sides And Across This World.

    Of course........... the ships that have been seen by your superiours and by your navy and your millitary... and civilians on this planet. When a group of humans leave for the countrey side at exactly 6 pm standard US time... a group of more humans will be taken by crafts and...
    aitan20 aitan20 26-30, M 4 Responses Aug 14, 2013

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    Doing My Best...

    I've even made a copy of the landing ***** from "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" in my neighbor's garden, minus the mountain top. Else my neighbor might get suspicious when he can no longer see from his back window.Why my neighbor's garden, I hear you think. Well, for the...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 18 Responses Apr 13, 2011

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    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M 4 Responses Aug 28, 2015

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    I guess that's why I don't really believe in

    aliens. I mean I wonder if they exist but part of me is like ... YEA RIGHT!
    MeinHerzBrennt92 MeinHerzBrennt92 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 13, 2015

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    I don't believe in aliens (although rule

    nothing out) anyone got experiences?
    alwaysintrance alwaysintrance 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 29, 2014

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    unfortunately i haven't,

    aliens please just take me already where the **** are yall at
    florals florals 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 6, 2015

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    But I live near Roswell

    so you never know👤
    chlopo chlopo 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 1, 2015

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    Although I did find a technologically advanced

    computer chip beneath the surface of my skin...
    jacksonfactory jacksonfactory 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 12, 2014

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    Doritos (cool ranch)

    and a banana now all snuggled in my bed!!
    stjlynn stjlynn 26-30, F Jun 19, 2014

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    But I am willing to learn!

    (The rest of this is to make it long enough so EP will let me post it, but longer would ruin the joke so please don't read any further. It is just to satisfy EP's arbitrary standards) Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Integer nec odio. Praesent libero...
    babybearjean babybearjean 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 15, 2015

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    However, I was born and raised in Roswell,

    NM. Not a pod in sight!!!
    CurvesandClass CurvesandClass 41-45, F 11 Responses Jul 19, 2015

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