There's Always A First... - I too have never been abducted by aliens. All I ask is that they look like Kang & Kodos from The Simpsons and that they do not anal probe me as I aint into that
TalkN3rdy2Me 4 Responses 0 Mar 8, 2011
I Don't Plan On It - I believe in aliens to a certain degree, but so far as abductions go, I don't know about that. If abductions are indeed possible, I would never want it to happen to me because I've watched various programs and the scrutiny that these people endure for telling...
Bloo 1 Response 0 Sep 24, 2011
Psychic Phone Line, Abducted Boss? - When I was in my early 20's I worked as a phone 'psychic'. I never told lies. I legitimately told them what I felt prompted to tell them, not sure it was psychic though... The wackiest job I ever had. Anyway I had a boss that swore in 1999...
akasolia 5 Responses 0 Apr 29, 2011
Doing My Best... - I've even made a copy of the landing ***** from "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" in my neighbor's garden, minus the mountain top. Else my neighbor might get suspicious when he can no longer see from his back window.Why my neighbor's garden, I hear you think...
jimmyrudyjump 16 Responses 6 Apr 13, 2011
Who Knows - i havent been abducted as far as i know,tho i hav blacked out+woke up in bed,so who knowstho im not sure why aliens wud abduct methey are way2 advanced 4thatim sure they r observing us from afar+have no plans 2 come here anytime soon
geekoftheweek 1 Response 1 Mar 8, 2011
Aliens, Time Traveling Future Selves? - As a strong believer in extraterrestrial life with two visual experiences of proof, I'm always open to theory's and explanations of who these creatures are and what do they want with us.The matter if their existence is not a...
iliebetter 2 Responses 0 Aug 20, 2011
More Humans Will Be Taken Away By Ships........In Countrey Sides And Across This World. - Of course........... the ships that have been seen by your superiours and by your navy and your millitary... and civilians on this planet. When a group of humans leave for the countrey...
aitan20 3 Responses 0 Aug 14
Nasa Confirms 200 Alien Races - This is from www.bloidnews.com please go like them so they can give us more. Aliens might not be as strange as you think. Leaked documents from NASA confirm that there are no less than 200 different alien civilizations roaming the universe, and...
ricknaub 2 Responses 0 Jun 1, 2012
Disappointing... - Am I not pretty enough? Is my *** too broken? Do I try too much? Am I too outspoken? Don't you want my butt? For your anal probe? Why do you see, no need to take me?
TheGuRoo 0 Aug 19
Nope! - And probably never will be. ...... LOL
yeaandso 1 Response 0 May 9, 2011
Not To My Knowledge - I have woke up at a few parties and did not know how I got there and did not know how to get home, but never an abduction yet.
deleted 0 Mar 8, 2011
Yes. - Those aliens took me up to their spaceships. They said in English "We come in peace." The aliens also said "That I love Neve Campbell." I said. "Yep."Mother is giggling.The aliens said. "Neve is cool." They said that they saw her movies too.
mother1983 6 Responses 1 Apr 13, 2011
But I See Funny Things At Night . . . - . . .and sometimes i wake up with a sore bum. so maybe i just havent realised it yet :P
sadnessisnotinfinity 3 Responses 2 Mar 20, 2011
That I Know Of - sometimes i think that would be better than continuing to move through this lonely and apparently pointless existence. atleast getting abducted by aliens would make life more interesting. except for the anal probing. i could do without that.
EdgeCrusher 1 Response 0 Apr 23, 2011
But I've Worked With Some - I'm being cheeky but I sometimes wonder if some of the people I have worked with have been abducted by aliens.
WildSpectrumArts 2 Responses 3 Jan 10, 2012
No - I've put out over 1,000 resumes for jobs and not even a nibble from one of them. The Aliens don't want me either! Although I had an Xbf that got drunk and high once and he thought I was an Alien LOL! (I'm not)
akasolia 1 Response 0 Apr 13, 2011
...but - I believe we are being visited by someone. There's been, collectively thousands of eyewittness accounts of seeing craft (ufos) by major cities like Phoenix Az, to small towns Stephenville Texas, Dozens of school children in Ruwa Africa all by people that would have no...
StarWanderer 0 Mar 23, 2011
Never Been Abducted - Never been abducted,No,Not by aliens anyway!
storywriter2 0 Sep 1, 2012
No Abduction So Far - i believe we r being visit though ...i havent been abducted yet...i'm still waiting. I do believe that there is a government conspirecy to keep all ufo & alien life forms concealed from the general public. I believe the 1947 Roswell UFO crash is real & i...
ladyIce 0 Apr 12, 2011
Will It Ever Happen? - Oh, what a fool I was. Thinking that eventually it would just find me. That maybe I would find a girl who would take the pressure off of me by making the first move. I'm 36 years old, have never been in a relationship and am still a virgin. I have this...
forestlaw77 2 Responses 0 Dec 2
The Unlovable - I know love. I love my family i love my friends but I have never been in love with a guy. And I assume none have loved me seens as none have told me they do. Ive always thought it didnt bother me. Id just tell myself the reason I havnt fallen in love is because...
misindecisive 0 Dec 1
Ive Never Been Kissed :( - All my friends have had their first kiss/a relationship. It seems as though I never will. I dont understand whats wrong with me. :( I guess we will have to wait. I just dont want to have it when Im like 30 years old. :( Ireally want someone that loves...
patinore 2 Responses 1 Nov 25
I have never been arrested but have been I trouble with the law a couple times!
lovemags 1 Response 1 Dec 11
So i have never been on a Plane and im soooooo nervous!! And terrified of heights! Just prey for me that make to my destination and back home safely!! 👍👍
Vonnalovely 3 Responses 0 1 day ago
I am 19 and I have never been kissed and yet I am not a virgin. I seems so wrong. I was not my choose though. I was scared of guys for a long time after that but over time I got over it. Now I have a lot of friends who are guys but they are just good friends. The relationships I...
aaashtree 0 Dec 7
I have never been in a relationship, let alone a date. I'm only 15, so I'm not worried... yet lol. I live in central California and all the guys at my school are just mean! They have no respect for women and act like total perverts. My dream first date had always consisted of a...
slytherinseeker98 1 Response 0 a week ago
I Have Never Actually Partied - I've always wanted to party and that's my goal for this year or next year. Or just high school in general. I want to go to a REAL party. A party where you get **** faced drunk, high, make out with people, probably have sex and barely even remember...
asj16 0 Nov 23
Let the Right One In - I spend a significant amount of time in my head. My mind is an infinite being, and my thoughts are its asymptotes; they get so damn close to the walls, but never reach them. So when I stare at the girl with the jet black hair in the mirror, it astounds me...
Devly 4 Responses 5 Dec 4
My Lonely Life. - I never been in a relationship. I never even been kissed. Every time I try to have a relationship I get pushed away, lead on, used, etc. I'm beginning to give up on love. I'm beginning to think it's me. I don't think I'm that good looking, weird and I'm not...
MyOwnKind 1 Response 2 Nov 21
Missed - I'm 22 and I've never been kissed. I'd like to ask myself what happened and why it hasn't happened yet. Am the only female out there who is waiting for the right time? Or should I just have my first kiss for the hell of it?
utsukushii 1 Response 0 Nov 25
The experience says it all I've never been on a date yet alone a relationship. I would love to go on a date but I guess the guys at my school are just not my type of guy
AlwaysHaveDreams 0 5 days ago
I'm 17 and I have never had a boyfriend! It kills me, it makes me so depressed. I don't understand why nobody likes me is it because I'm fat? I just want to love someone. I want to have a first kiss. Most of the girls at my school that have boyfriends are uglier than me I know...
mandyk5918 4 Responses 1 Dec 10
I met a bisexual young woman on irc who likes crossdressers. We chat about relationships and then we do cyber where she dominates me and has to go pee but before she gets to the toilet, she pees on me and makes me open my mouth and drink her pee. I have never done this in real...
LuanneW 4 Responses 4 Dec 12
You've probably read a lot of stories like this on EP. Still, I'd like to put it up here; because that sort of gives me a relief, even if nobody's gonna read it. Lets see then.. I'm not your average guy. I've always been different from the others, I could never blend in any...
DisguisedPotato 0 1 day ago
I've been in foster care since I was two. Never stay anywhere long and I shut people out. I know the exact number of times that another person has hugged me.
Lewshun 1 Dec 4
Thank god! I honestly don't know how I would react if I got arrested. What would I even get arrested for idk I've never done anything illegal. Oh except driving people in my car before I was 16 and 1/2 (:
taylor468 0 Nov 29
Single Forever - I think I'm super boring. I'm 23 and never had a proper relationship. I get surprised when people mingle and make friends easily and talk to girls and make them laugh. I think too much and always prefer being in my own imaginary bubble. I feel that no girl would...
ajvad 1 Response 0 Dec 2
Nope, never. I've always wanted a boyfriend, but i can't seem to get one. I used to blame it on the fact that none of the guys at my school would be that interested in a black girl. Then, I thought that maybe it was me. Am I too ugly? Too fat? What's wrong with me? I still do...
kh46 3 Responses 0 Dec 6
I was in plenty of relationships in high school and one was even for two years but none of the guys ever cared enough to take me on a date. I never even went to a high school dance with a date. I'm turning 20 soon and I just want a guy to care about me enough to take me on a date...
erndo23 1 Response 0 4 days ago
Don't Know If It's For Me - I'm only 21, so people always say I still have time to find that "special someone." Maybe they are right, but for now, I am actually fine with it. I have been in quite a few relationships, and none of them have been for more than 4 months--and in all...
JustDevynn 2 Responses 1 Nov 24
I am a 28 years virgin and i have neither kisses or been kissed
soran13 0 Dec 9
Sadly - My guy friend and I were always friends but we got closer this summer. It was sad because we were going separate ways and I knew we had to hang out with each other a lot this summer. I was going to college and he was going to the army. As we we began to talk on the phone...
sisi19 1 Response 1 Nov 24
I Want The Perfect First Kiss - I'm almost done with university and I haven't had my first kiss. I think it should be really special, so it can't be with a random guy. :(
Babylawyer 0 Dec 3
Girls or guys younger than me have done much more than kissing and I'm here not even had my first kiss . I'm probably just that scary looking or something lol.
Curious079 0 Dec 11
I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW😩.i guess im tht frightening 😈
AmberLovesRabbits 2 Responses 1 Dec 10
Haha, am I the only one? I really want to though. 😏
DezSheeran 0 6 days ago
I Have Never Fainted... Legitimately - I was a dumbass and played the fainting game several times and I fainted like two or three times lol. I don't know why I did this but I don't do it anymore! The first time I fainted headfirst into a wall and not backwards onto my bed lol. I...
TheKoolKid123 0 Dec 5
Never- I can proudly say that I never been jail or prison. I can also proudly say that I have never been arrested. I almost got arrested my junior year in high school; when I told my high school principal to **** off. He threated to have the sheriff officers on campus to arrest...
cena113 0 Dec 9
I first met my first boyfriend when i was 15, i was with him for 6 years and it was't a very good relationship to be honest. I was violent and so was he but we ended up having a son together i think hoping that we would work but the relationship did't change if anything it got...
LostAndBrokenHearted 0 6 days ago
I'm 16 years old and a lesbian and no girl has ever shown interest in me. I don't know if it's because I look/act too "straight" and I don't really discuss my sexuality much, or I'm just not good with people and have mediocre looks, but I'm pretty sure it's the latter because no...
whereismymind555 1 Response 0 1 day ago
Might Be - I have never been to a jail or prison and absolutely do not want to be (I have things I like to do that cannot be done inside and do not want it on my record). I am currently in school in order to become a paralegal and might have to go to one for my career (depending...
asert12345678 0 Dec 1
I may have never been on a date...... But I have had a b/f... Okay no sex - but I dont believe in sex before marriage, at the time I didnt... I'm not to sure now! Maybe I'm feeling a little horny tonight..lolAny how even tho Ive never dated I have had a b/f!
Budmouth 1 Response 0 Dec 5
Never! - I have never had an STD and I'm proud!
lgxxx 4 Responses 5 Nov 26
I have to appreciate the diversity of emotions that the experience ‘I have never killed anyone’ evokes. I read all of the stories here and felt like I was on a roller coaster ride. Humor. Sadness. Incredulousness. Disdain. Mockery. Spite. Regret. Anger. Revenge. Obedience...
teleopeli 0 Dec 8
Clean - I've never been sexually active so there is no chance of me getting and STD
AshtonMorgan 1 Response 3 Nov 25
Ahem. I did however earn at least one trip to the cop shop.I have since been thru the local cells and processing rooms.I have been fingerprinted multiple times.And now I help decide which officers get promoted.Figure all that out ;-)
gentwsecrets 2 Responses 1 Dec 11
Missing You - It's been such a short period of time since we met, but I think the connection is very strong and things have happened so quickly. When my Sir is not able to message me I truly miss him. When I hear his message notifier, dare I say my heart skips a beat, my...
pinkdaisy2007 3 Responses 3 Dec 1
Hey guys. I just wanted some advice for this kind of tricky situation. Im a 17 year old guy and i'm extremely attracted to my mom's sister--my aunt. She is 47-48. She's beautiful. I dream about having sexual encounters with her often. She's never been married and told me a few...
Doggy1102 10 Responses 1 Dec 3
I have never had a stalker, I always hoped my ex would of checked up on me etc but I knew she was never the type instead it was me who stalked her in a way. I look back and feel stupid now and feel I wasn't good enough to be stalked if that makes sense! I will never stalk again I...
LostAndBrokenHearted 1 2 days ago