I Have Never Been Abducted By Aliens

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    However, I was born and raised in Roswell,

    NM. Not a pod in sight!!!
    CurvesandClass CurvesandClass
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Jul 19, 2015

    unfortunately i haven't,

    aliens please just take me already where the **** are yall at
    florals florals
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 6, 2015

    i did have a dream once

    but i can barely remember it
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 12, 2015

    But I am willing to learn!

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    babybearjean babybearjean
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 15, 2015

    ... but used to wish I would be,

    especially when I was a teenager. If aliens landed in your back yard and offered to take you traveling with them in their spaceship, would you go?
    mimow mimow
    41-45, F
    3 Responses May 19, 2014
    DaGermanator DaGermanator
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Sep 27, 2015

    Doing My Best...

    I've even made a copy of the landing ***** from "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" in my neighbor's garden, minus the mountain top. Else my neighbor might get suspicious when he can no longer see from his back window.Why my neighbor's garden, I hear you think. Well, for the...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump
    51-55, M
    17 Responses Apr 13, 2011

    Although I did find a technologically advanced

    computer chip beneath the surface of my skin...
    jacksonfactory jacksonfactory
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 12, 2014

    I need to ask, and depending on the answer I

    might have to leave this experience. Does this include ones Canadian friends from across the river hijacking you from Michigan and making you go to the "Gentleman's" clubs in Windsor
    babybearjean babybearjean
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 16, 2015
    Thisis4fun Thisis4fun
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Mar 9

    Aliens probably exist.

    I mean, think about it. Why would God make the universe so big, and have only us as the only people? Unless the universe isn't as big as we think it is.
    SucramxX SucramxX
    13-15, M
    1 Response Sep 26, 2015

    Doritos (cool ranch)

    and a banana now all snuggled in my bed!!
    stjlynn stjlynn
    26-30, F
    Jun 19, 2014

    There's Always A First...

    I too have never been abducted by aliens. All I ask is that they look like Kang & Kodos from The Simpsons and that they do not anal probe me as I aint into that
    TalkN3rdy2Me TalkN3rdy2Me
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Mar 8, 2011

    Yes.

    Those aliens took me up to their spaceships. They said in English "We come in peace."  The aliens also said "That I love Neve Campbell."  I said. "Yep."Mother is giggling.The aliens said. "Neve is cool."  They said that they saw her movies too.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 13, 2011

    But I live near Roswell

    so you never know👤
    chlopo chlopo
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 1, 2015

    i'm just going to sing "Rick Rocks"

    if they do. (it's a parody of Tick Tock)
    DemonsFreak DemonsFreak
    13-15, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2015

    Or have I, how should I know,

    maybe they whipe your memory?!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 17, 2015

    They always think they can get me,

    but I gotta message for ya! ??See that! That it means HUMAN ABDUCTIONS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!!! Pesky aliens always tryin to abduct people and ****! ********!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 17, 2015

    Being abducted by aliens may be horrible,

    but look on the bright side you get to see the stars, space, Earth, sun and other planets.....while being probe. ...Just Saying.
    Typingkeyboard Typingkeyboard
    22-25, M
    Mar 10

    BUT!!!! If I was, I'm hoping my ultimate

    dearest best friend that's a sweetheart would abduct me!!!! Yes, it's BillyPuffNStuff.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 9

    More Humans Will Be Taken Away By Ships........In Countrey Sides And Across This World.

    Of course........... the ships that have been seen by your superiours and by your navy and your millitary... and civilians on this planet. When a group of humans leave for the countrey side at exactly 6 pm standard US time... a group of more humans will be taken by crafts and...
    aitan20 aitan20
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Aug 14, 2013

    Sadly, I'm too smart

    for them. If they probed me, they'd find an Einstein like geniusness times six with the square root of four
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons
    16-17, M
    3 Responses Jul 19, 2015

    I wish that aliens would come abduct me

    and take me home already .
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 16, 2015

    They wouldn't dare =_= Their existence would

    be spoken of in the past tense, if they ever tried.
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Nov 17, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 20, 2015

    Yeah, although I can't say the same

    for the whole anal probing thing lol
    TheGreatKate TheGreatKate
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Dec 5, 2015
    Flower293 Flower293
    31-35, F
    Aug 31, 2015

    But I reckon it would be a rare grin!

    Where are you all little green dudes?...
    RagnarLothbrok RagnarLothbrok
    31-35
    Jan 28

    But I've Worked With Some

    I'm being cheeky but I sometimes wonder if some of the people I have worked with have been abducted by aliens.
    WildSpectrumArts WildSpectrumArts
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jan 10, 2012

    I try and try. Every night I stand outside

    with my flashlights for several hours, showing them where to land. Yet, they never show up.....
    Twinkletoejam Twinkletoejam
    41-45, F
    16 Responses Jul 12, 2015

    Well I have been....and they beat the crap out

    of me cause I couldn't speak spanish
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 10

    I believe in aliens. Its really narcissistic of

    humans to believe we are the only life form in the whole universe. And yes I actually do want to be abducted by aliens partially because i love doctor who and i think it would be super awesome if all of that happened in real life!!!!!!!
    OreosOnFire OreosOnFire
    13-15, F
    Sep 27, 2015
    Profweird Profweird
    22-25, M
    1 Response Aug 28, 2015

    Who Knows

    i havent been abducted as far as i know,tho i hav blacked out+woke up in bed,so who knowstho im not sure why aliens wud abduct methey are way2 advanced 4thatim sure they r observing us from afar+have no plans 2 come here anytime soon
    geekoftheweek geekoftheweek
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jul 21, 2015

    Nope. Never have, and never expect to be.

    It's all just an urban myth. There are no aliens, and even if there were why would they come here and abduct people. Just look at the people supposedly abducted by aliens. I ask you, if you were an alien would you ****** those people? If they are intelligent they should abduct...
    ClownNine ClownNine
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jul 21, 2015

    Yet. ______________________________________________________________________________
    Thisis4fun Thisis4fun
    56-60, M
    3 Responses Jan 7
    HannahSavannah HannahSavannah
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 10
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