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I Have Never Destroyed Anything In A Microwave

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 17 People

    Though I Did Have The Urge

    to throw a running hair dryer into a bathtub(not with me in it!) woo hoo!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 14, 2009

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    Well, Not Exactly...

    I haven't destroyed anything IN a microwave, but I've destroyed a microwave. :3
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury 18-21, M 3 Responses Dec 14, 2009

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    Nope

    but I did blow up a microwave one time.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F Apr 13, 2010

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    Well...

    Maybe a burrito or two, but nothing like a compact disc or anything.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 28, 2011

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