I Have Never Eaten Elephant Testicles

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    So, I Decided To Join A Weird Group....

    I've ordered steaks cooked a particular way and they didn't come back as I've expected.  The end result of those tough steaks would be the greatest similarity I've had in my lifetime that might even compare to eating elephant testicles.     
    hahasillyme hahasillyme
    18-21
    2 Responses Nov 21, 2009

    Well...

    The only testicles I want in my mouth, are my husbands... lol.  No, really, I don't think I would ever eat elephant testicles. EVER.
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
    22-25, F
    Feb 19, 2010

    One Weekend I Joined Every Group That I Felt Applied

    And this was one of them. Now I'm attempting to write a story for all my groups and this one came up. So, It's true, I have never eaten elephant testicles. Additionally, I think that I would decline them if they were ever offered to me. It just doesn't strike me as being...
    AlternateSource AlternateSource
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Feb 15, 2010

    Would'nt Know What Side Dish To Serve With Them.

    First off to be honest though I like to cook they dont even sound good. Have no clue what to serve with them. Dont think my biggest cast iron skillet would hold one or my stovetop for that matter. I think I will just pass on the whole thing and stick with somthing a bit smaller...
    Robert1256 Robert1256
    51-55, M
    Apr 1, 2012

    Gross

    I have never and will never eat them or any other animals testicles thats sick. I cant imagine that it would taste good.
    littleboyblue16 littleboyblue16
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 6, 2009

    That's disgusting!

    Don't they know what's inside?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 6, 2009

    MizzBlue72

    I would.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    Aug 5, 2009

    Elephant Balls

    I do not think I could ever get that hungry.The fact of the matter is when I was 16 I stopped eating for a whole summer to lose weight. I lived on cokes and newports. I lost well over 100 pounds in under 90 days. At the end when they took me by ambulance to the hospital I was...
    mailmanshadow mailmanshadow
    56-60, M
    Sep 3, 2011

    And I Never Will, You Sick Sick Little Moo Cows!

    I consider myself a fairly open-minded person. There are very few people I can't identify with on some level, and there are even less things that I will refuse to at least try....But elephant junk.... not cool.....I'm sorry, but you call it experimenting, I call it besiality.At...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian
    18-21, F
    Jan 9, 2012

    Gross...

    That's disgusting.  No way. I will not eat Elephant testicles.Yuck. Gagging.If any pay me a  lot of money. I won't eat it either.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Dec 20, 2010

    Yeah.........Definitely Not

    NOR DO I REALLY WANT TO, THANKS ANYWAY.... YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SEEN IT DONE THOUGH... I USE TO WATCH 'FEAR FACTOR', UNTIL IT GOT SO BAD THAT IT WAS MAKING ME SICK & I DIDN'T EAT NOTHIN'. LOL   XO
    Wynhaven Wynhaven
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Aug 5, 2009
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