I Have Never Eaten Elephant Testicles

The only testicles I want in my mouth, are my husbands... lol.  No, really, I don't think I would ever eat elephant testicles. EVER.

I have never and will never eat them or any other animals testicles thats sick. I cant imagine that it would taste good.

And this was one of them.

Now I'm attempting to write a story for all my groups and this one came up.

So, It's true, I have never eaten elephant testicles. Additionally, I think that I would decline them if they were ever offered...

First off to be honest though I like to cook they dont even sound good. Have no clue what to serve with them. Dont think my biggest cast iron skillet would hold one or my stovetop for that matter. I think I will just pass on the whole...

That's disgusting.  No way. I will not eat Elephant testicles.Yuck. Gagging.If any pay me a  lot of money. I won't eat it either.

I do not think I could ever get that hungry.The fact of the matter is when I was 16 I stopped eating for a whole summer to lose weight. I lived on cokes and newports. I lost well over 100 pounds in under 90 days. At the end when they...

NOR DO I REALLY WANT TO, THANKS ANYWAY.... YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE SEEN IT DONE THOUGH... I USE TO WATCH 'FEAR FACTOR', UNTIL IT GOT SO BAD THAT IT WAS MAKING ME SICK & I DIDN'T EAT NOTHIN'. LOL
 
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I consider myself a fairly open-minded person. There are very few people I can't identify with on some level, and there are even less things that I will refuse to at least try....But elephant junk.... not cool.....I'm sorry, but you...

I've ordered steaks cooked a particular way and they didn't come back as I've expected.  The end result of those tough steaks would be the greatest similarity I've had in my lifetime that might even compare to eating elephant...

I would.

I have never eaten elephant testicles, but I have eaten swedish meatballs. So yeah......And that was my amazing story