I Have Never Licked A Cat Or Kicked A Fish

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    i was never aggressive.
    BrianSanchez BrianSanchez
    26-30, M
    Jan 1

    Well, At Least I Never Licked A Cat...

    ...but once I was walking along the shore and accidentally kicked a fish. There was a lot of seaweed & I didn't see it lying there until after I kicked it.
    Dragon56 Dragon56
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Sep 16, 2011

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