I Have Never Used a Tampon

Does that word sound like a musical instrument or is it just me? "I played the tampon in band class." 14 People

    I Would Have But....

    my crotch just won't let me. i tell ya having an outie crotch isn't as glorious as it seems. you can't do certain things, have to work on your aim constantly, and don't get me started on what happens in the morning. i tell ya these things are the real weapons of mass destruction...
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    12 Responses Feb 9, 2011

    In My Dream...

    I had a dream that I had a pet elephant and she got her period, when I woke up the next morning my mattress was gone and there was a quarter on the dresser. Weird!
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    4 Responses Feb 21, 2011
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 21, 2011
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    19 Responses Feb 21, 2011
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