I Have Never Used Anti Monkey Butt Powder

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    But I'm sure there will be a need to one of these days.  When that happens, I'll make sure I make the necessary EP Experience Group changes.
    ag123 ag123
    1 Response Dec 6, 2008

    I Like Big Monkey Butts!

    I have never used monkey butt powder, but I have given it as a gift before, along with a tasty can of 'spotted ****'.They both make perfect stocking stuffers! 
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 20, 2012

    Ok, Only Once

    I was on holiday way down south where bananas grow.  I was surrounded by butt fetish monkies.  I didn't know what else to do beside pull out my Anti-Monkey Butt Powder and throw it around.  Sadly, the monkeys were attracted to the powder.
    hahasillyme hahasillyme
    1 Response Dec 3, 2009

    Can Honestly Say the Situation Has Never Called For It

    Well, if for some reason I may ever need such a product, I'm glad someone took the time to invent, package, and advertise it. Maybe its an emergency kit type of thing....?
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    Jul 27, 2008
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