I Have Never Used Anti Monkey Butt Powder

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    Ok, Only Once

    I was on holiday way down south where bananas grow.  I was surrounded by butt fetish monkies.  I didn't know what else to do beside pull out my Anti-Monkey Butt Powder and throw it around.  Sadly, the monkeys were attracted to the powder.
    hahasillyme hahasillyme
    1 Response Dec 3, 2009

    Can Honestly Say the Situation Has Never Called For It

    Well, if for some reason I may ever need such a product, I'm glad someone took the time to invent, package, and advertise it. Maybe its an emergency kit type of thing....?
    deleted deleted
    Jul 27, 2008

    Not Yet

    But I'm sure there will be a need to one of these days.  When that happens, I'll make sure I make the necessary EP Experience Group changes.
    ag123 ag123
    1 Response Dec 6, 2008

    I Like Big Monkey Butts!

    I have never used monkey butt powder, but I have given it as a gift before, along with a tasty can of 'spotted ****'.They both make perfect stocking stuffers! 
    OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 20, 2012
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