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I Have No "Filter" When I Am Drunk

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    When i get pretty well lit, well you better not be with me cause i might just embarasse you! I take off my clothes and dance naked! Love to sing and lay on a table and let guys or gals drink shots out of my belly button! That was so exciting. I have a wonderful body and i dont...
    kiki1956 kiki1956 56-60, F 4 Responses Apr 8, 2012

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    Was Gonna Say Something.

    I wanted to just now cuss out my cousin but I can't do tsomething like that.  Basically, they all expect my two, three, and four year old siblings to sit stone still and be silent as mice because their son is a spoiled brat.  He never wants to sleep and is...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F Jan 1, 2010

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    That awkward moment when you being too honest

    about yourself and started to spew your secrets to strangers. T_T
    foodloverpeople foodloverpeople 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 7

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    Told my friend to get more drunk

    so I can 'tell her what I really think of her, so she can forget' told her this morning it meant nothing (it did).
    maroonmonsterchip maroonmonsterchip 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2015

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    Well...

    Slightly different. Not just when I'm drunk, but anytime I'm intoxicated in some way; I have to either keep quiet or go off and dance. My normal filter is off-kilter. I'm not entirely sure how to moderate my thoughts into non-suggestive/ non-provocative/ non-offensive speech. I...
    MGoods MGoods 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 9, 2013

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 16, 2015

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    One Nighters

    I drank a lot from the ages of 18 to 22, and in that time I ended up having anonymous sex with a lot of guys, somewhere in the 30s as far as number.  I can't even remember most of their names or even what country I had sex with them in, I was an aircrew member in the...
    lost33 lost33 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 23, 2008

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    None Whatsoever!

    This is one of the reasons why I don't drink much! LOL! =p It's easy for me to get drunk... one strong drink, like vodka, or a very good beer... I'm gone. Yes, I am so a lightweight! XD But what's worse is... I have a very BIG mouth. When sober, offline I'm pretty quiet... just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 30, 2009

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    "I do it so good I don't need nobody else.

    ..." http://youtu.be/AoA-ByjIf2M I'm a party all by myself :)
    MsInvis MsInvis 46-50, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2015

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    I'm not mean... On the contrary!

    Put a couple drinks in me and my love for my fellow man fairly beams from my fingertips! LOL I am that ridiculously silly lovebug. I'll put my arm around your shoulders and we'll sing along to the music as loudly as we can and if we don't remember the words we'll make some up...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2014

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    I am a happy / sexual drunk.

    I'm flirtatious by nature, but add some liquor and it's almost **** star freaky. The craziest thing I've done that still to this day makes me embarrassed was when I was at a local bar, drunk of course and 1 of my high school teachers that taught me French in 11th grade was there...
    Blackbarbie1987 Blackbarbie1987 26-30, F 19 Responses Dec 31, 2015

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    I think I said everything

    that I needed to say to my friends in my drunken stupor. Please everyone if you could remind me not to drink vodka.it's a good thing I'm not a fan of tequila otherwise I'd be so far gone I can even talk coherently. LMAO, for example I told the girl that I like that I'm trying to...
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M Oct 20, 2015

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    No I Don't

    And some of you that know me....know that I don't have much of a filter sober. ;-)
    chris914 chris914 46-50, M 10 Responses Jan 12, 2009

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    chris7379 chris7379 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    I'm a happy drunk, but I also lose whatever

    inhibitions that I do have, and that can be risky sometimes, but that's another story or maybe a novel or two ;)
    alittlebitnaughty alittlebitnaughty 51-55, M Dec 30, 2015

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    Oh Hello Typed Drunken Rant I Just Found On My Computer..

    Oooh and it was originally titled " Suck my face, DOORKNOB!"   no dont ask me to explain i dont know im losing it here1!!E#RE@3...
    TheBlimey TheBlimey 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 11, 2009

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    I have no filter when I drink,

    and even sometimes when I am sober. I will just say what I'm thinking, or what I wanna say. In the moment, I could careless.. But after I'm always like ****! Why would I say that lol. It honestly just comes out, I don't think before I speak. Especially when I am drinking. It has...
    lauranicole1818 lauranicole1818 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 10, 2014

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    I seriously have no filter

    when I am drunk! I always talk about sex. start grabbing everyone and start telling them how great everyone looks. If I argue with you while drunk it's cause I want to "fight and make up" if I don't do that then I want to just play grab and go several times and see what happens...
    Hoodpierced Hoodpierced 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 19

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    Somewhat of a Filter But Not Really

    when im drunk im usually really good about not  spilling my guts out i have been known to tell a few personal secrets but nothing really bad just usually  something i made private..... unless i drink a little to much and somethings been on my mind, but ive been...
    jed103 jed103 18-21 Sep 25, 2008

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    Censorship! No

    Drunk or sober, doesn`t really matter. If somethings on my mind It will either spill out of my mouth, or else I will act upon it in the physical sense. I love being me. No fear and no censorship.
    tiggles tiggles 22-25, F Jun 29, 2009

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    when I get drunk, I am brutally honest with

    people. they hate it. but hey, if you don't like it, don't chat me up when I'm drunk
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 30, 2015

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    well red wine and drunk.

    ask me if you like
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 1

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    My Friends Have Played Many Tricks With This...

    I tend to speak the truth, yet know that at times I need to refrain for the sake of people's feelings.  I don't seem to comprehend that when drunk sometimes.  Usually I am a giggly drunk, but I will tell you the truth about whatever you ask me, I don't randomly just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 23, 2008

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    I've Never Been Afraid to Say What I Think...

    but when i am drunk i do tend to come out with things, that just wouldnt come out in normal convosation, like constantly changing the subject to really weird ****, it can be quite amusing, but horrify if someone films it, god i hate watching vidoes of me drunk, and i just dont...
    jossiemarie jossiemarie 22-25, F 5 Responses Apr 28, 2008

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    Boy, Was I Embarrassed The Next Morning

    One time, my husband and I  met up with another couple and decided to go to Shreveport, LA to the comedy club on the Boardwalk.  We were late enough that they didn't charge us the cover charge, but we had to have two drinks each on our tab before the show was over.  I ordered...
    EternalCynic EternalCynic 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 27, 2011

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    I have no filter .. More like im literally

    saying what im thinking .. OMG!!.. I could just die I said some horrible things to people I didnt know & didnt even know i said it out loud .. That was over 3 years ago ive stopped drinking after i really realised that i was doing that i didnt believe it when my husband would...
    missyluvsmissy4me missyluvsmissy4me 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 11, 2014

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    ginaw35 ginaw35 46-50, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle cdwishimatgurlCalandraBelle 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    I will admit to a lot off things

    when I am drinking. But I have managed to keep this quite.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 5 days ago

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    fattyfatt8 fattyfatt8 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Me and my girlfriend decided to go to a bar one day. It was a crowded place full of people. Me and my girlfriend was sitting at out place talking to ourselves. Then a guy came in...
    Barrier Barrier 18-21 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I am a dinosaur. When I was 13 I knew the bootleggers in town and in the three counties around us. I was also working and in those days I got my 40 hrs at forty-five cents an hour...
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    I don't have to, but it is fun when i do get drunk and have fun
    Newconvo1 Newconvo1 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    Inadequacy Inadequacy 16-17, F a week ago

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