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    Dear Ladies Just a reminder

    that mammogramming your boobs is more important than instagramming them
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 14 Responses May 29

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    I remember I went to the supermarket

    and found they were selling fresh cranberries, I immediately got excited and bought some because I love cranberry juice and craisins. My realization is that fresh cranberries taste like sh*t
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    TheLeftBehind TheLeftBehind 18-21, M 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    i was wondering about a tv show

    where everyones mind voices would be revealed to the viewers,,,it would be as realistic as possible,,,i know my mind how it thinks,,,how dirty and wild it can be,,,for example if iam talking to my friend and he says something which i dont like but i would not tell him to his...
    Camouflage Camouflage 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    I've realized that attention seekers do not

    want your attention. They just want someone "better" than you.
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    so I'm reading my gym contract

    and it states "If the you die or become totally disabled you may terminate this Contract ...." do you think when I'm on the ground bleeding that I'm going to be worried about my planet fitness membership?
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Why do we keep drugs illegal?

    Obviously, they can be addictive and hazardous to our health, but that doesn't sound much different than tobacco and alcohol. Besides, shouldn't we be capable of making our own decisions? Half of our people don't even spare a thought, since, it's illegal, and of course...
    PuckDrop PuckDrop 18-21, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Girl says : Tell me the truth

    and I won't be mad *Guy tells truth* *Girl blows the **** up*
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 17 mins ago

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    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 46 Responses Jun 2

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    I think complaining and constant criticism

    kills any love. I know it from my own experience. It also damage the soul. Every day hearing how one or the other is not good, it brigs every living been down. Words can hurt. Years of hurting, getting use to to complaining, made me I feel like stone. It comes and go. I don't...
    tripwithzip tripwithzip 26-30, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    "I'm WEIRD...I just don't fit in!

    " If only you realized just how special you are. If you REALLY want to get a good picture of yourself and your true worth, just look through the eyes of the One who made you in His image - GOD. You may not have thought about or realized this, but you are of great worth to the...
    GraceIsMine GraceIsMine 66-70, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    ThePopeVino ThePopeVino 18-21, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 16 Responses Apr 4

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 52 Responses Jan 30

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    soooo .... if I pull off today .

    .. what would that super power be called ...
    Chrye Chrye 51-55, F 6 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Don't you just hate it

    when people squirt ketchup all over your fries, I mean seriously bruh civilized people don't do that ! Lol xD
    Hyoraa Hyoraa 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 24 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    Giving people the rights

    that they deserve, isn't taking your rights away.
    SimplyAtheist SimplyAtheist 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    EP : 15% Christians 15% Atheists 20% Depressed

    people 15% Perverts 10% Other Women 15% Accounts pretending to be women 10% Others 100% Weirdos
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 20 Responses Jun 11

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    Actually, my thoughts are very quiet today.

    Wow! I'm not sure how to act??? It's a bit on the creepy side. *knocks on head* Helloooooo??? You okay in there????? Yooo Hooo?????
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    At LEAST you keep my on my TOES!

    !!!!! There you go.. CHANGING AGAIN HA! I bet your favorite color is blue :)
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 24 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    it's not easy to trust again

    after you were betrayed and lied to. you met a lot of good men but since you have trust issues, you doubted on their intentions and drift away. you opted to become self sufficient and love your independence and freedom and you become happy and contented. you are enough now and...
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 4 Responses 17 mins ago

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    Where I come from, a stranger is always

    referred to as older brother or sister, younger brother or sister and if much older then Aunty or Uncle and the really old ones Grandpa or Grandma. This applies to everyone, local or foreign. Its just the way our culture is. A sign of respect for one another. I'm often referred...
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 14 Responses Apr 24

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    20 something year old male appears in inbox

    with one word 'kik?'.....really?...does this actually work for anyone?...makes you wonder what sort of effort they put in in the bedroom...not that l really want to think about that!
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 31 Responses Jun 17

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    profound philosophical statement #99: there is

    nothing sweeter than realizing that it's a 4 day work week ... *holds up glass* huzzah
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    There are posts everywhere!

    Facebook post, Twitter post, EP post, mail post, journalism post, last but most importantly fence post... I find the fence post to hold the most wisdom. Nobody else's opinion, no harsh comments, no world wide panic. Yup, I'm gonna lean on this post for a little while. It's...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 9 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 21 Responses Feb 25

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    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    My grandma And your grandma Sitting by the

    fire. Wait. Why are they sitting so close. Oh. Ok. Give them some privacy you pervs.
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 43 Responses Feb 18

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 14 Responses Mar 6

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 35 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Behold my field of give a fvcks.

    ... For it is barren!
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 23 Responses May 29

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 49 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 12 Responses Mar 27

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 19 Responses Mar 13

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    Sometimes I feel like I want to have a nice

    experience with a girl (I've had one before but I mean that ***** was crazy and she ruined my life lol no but seriously 😕) bet then again I'll never be able to so it's like why do I even have these thoughts?silly brain you know that's not possible
    XPrincessXSarcasmX XPrincessXSarcasmX 13-15, F 16 hrs ago

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    You gotta love a dog

    that stands watch over the kittens being born !! Pic Included!!
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 20 Responses