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    I can't remember where I read this

    but it's certainly a random thought ... I MISS MY EX . . . BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING 😉
    shaggynz shaggynz 41-45, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 31 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    Now, seriously, if there's a device,

    planted in one's throat, that limits his/her criticisms, negative remarks, uncalled comments etc directly proportional to the amount of effort and contribution of the person, the world would be a much better place. Less resentment, affairs and divorces.
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 1 hr ago

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    Women: You can't live with em.

    .. and you can't live without em....
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    ASweetBabyBunny ASweetBabyBunny 70+ 31 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    It's not difficult to tell crocodiles

    and alligators apart... One will see you after a while, whereas the other will see you later...
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 55 Responses Jan 30

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 37 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 17 Responses Mar 6

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 46 Responses Feb 18

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    Best things to come out of Canada are one of my

    EP friends, and Fireball. 😊
    Time2ChangeNow Time2ChangeNow 41-45, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I am ridiculously happy today.

    For no specific reason. And it rocks
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 12

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    You can't argue with stupid.

    . because no matter how hard you try to inform them, they come back with a more stupid response every time. *whispers* Every time..
    DeIuxedEdition DeIuxedEdition 18-21, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I like to sit in the dark

    because then I can't see how f'ed up my life is.
    guestno3 guestno3 41-45 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I think I've found someone I can call a best

    friend on here. My First Lady is awesome and amazing and she'll rule the world when I die
    casualtyofwar casualtyofwar 22-25, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Love is such an inconvenience.

    I mean having those annoying butterflies whenever you see them. That stupid smile you get after you kiss them. That overwhelming swell of emotion when they hug you from behind. Those feelings you get when they play with your hair. And don't even get me started on how just their...
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I wish death upon the filthy humans

    that roam this planet
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    Life is like fast food restaurants.

    People will just pass by and go. And now I'm just not surprised when people leave. I'm actually more surprised when they stay.
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I always wonder how many people

    who talk **** over the internet are just trying to act tough, and how many would actually back up their trash talk and threats if they ever met their target in real life.
    AgentSean AgentSean 18-21, M 2 Responses 38 mins ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Walked into a restaurant right now

    and the first thing out of the host's mouth was "oh, for pick up"? I replied "No, I'm dining in". "Just one"? "Yep". He looked baffled at this. Why are people so lost on the concept of dining solo?
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    LoneLegend LoneLegend 16-17, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    It's all about Perspective: I found out I have

    lice today! EWWW! Freak out..... 3 hours later. My house is completely clean in record time. I feel like a princess combing my hair for an hour. I feel optimistic.. Maybe these little bugs helped me spring clean and gave me a confidence boost as I defend my family against...
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    The following is intended

    for a mature audience,so I will now look the other way while the rest of you should feel free to read on. "I will cherrish every minute of every day that we're together". However,play this msg backwards at half speed,and you should here...." I'm a gold diggin wh@re and if...
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 40 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 37 Responses Jan 22

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    Isn't it a wonder how,

    no matter how broken your heart is, you still want only the best for them? This is the magic of real love that longs for the other to be happy even more than it longs to fulfill itself.
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Feb 21

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    something quite profound occurred to me today.

    it hit me like a ton of bricks while I was in the shower. its about President Reagan's wholehearted belief in his "star wars" project that he dumped more money than we owned into. we had a deficit before that that came from Nixons approach to jungle warfare. there wasnt enogh...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 15 Responses Mar 27

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    Didn't know where else to post this.

    Anyway me as a mother, as a friend, at work are all ways of being I'm very comfortable with. Me in a relationship I am completely uncomfortable with. I've only had abusive relationships so the idea of "me in a relationship" is not a person I like or want to be. This is my great...
    paliglass paliglass 31-35, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Lonerthestoner Lonerthestoner 18-21 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 46 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 16 Responses Mar 9

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    why arent Canadians and Mexicans

    and Guadalajarans, Panamanians, Uruguayans or even Brazilians or Colombians or anyone from any countryin either of the 2 American continents also referred to as Americans? ..and, wtf? there are only 7 of them, who decided on north and south America? since they appear so similar...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 17 Responses Apr 4

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 27 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 52 Responses Jan 7

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    I love when my dog eats a random piece of food

    on the street when I'm walking him. Ugh. Why can't they understand that not everything belongs in their mouths!?!?!?
    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk 22-25, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 17 Responses Aug 7, 2014

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    I really wish men weren't

    so complicated. And I know you guys say you aren't, but I beg to differ
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 68 Responses Mar 13

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    I just love dresses. It's like being in your

    underwear with a really long t shirt. :)
    DeIuxedEdition DeIuxedEdition 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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