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    If a zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm

    going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack a mole ever. Anyone care to join
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Just once, I want to see a pregnancy test

    commercial where the female is like, "aww, ****..."
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Okay, thats it, if your picture is a picture of

    a ****, than Im not even going to bother looking at your message. Im just so tired of it. I'm not here for sex. I don't even like **** pics. They're not pretty to look at. STOP IT.
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 41 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Even the dumb things he says

    and does make me smile. There's just something about him that I'm scared to lose, because I know I won't find it in anyone else and I think I'm going to love him for a long long time. Yeah, I want someone a lot like him, but I'd rather that someone be him. I learned to...
    PosterGirl PosterGirl 31-35, F 7 hrs ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 15 Responses Jun 26

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    Do you ever think about those "almost

    relationships"? The ones where you meet someone, click, feelings start to develop and then it just stops. It's over before it even had the chance to begin. What could have been isn't and never will be. It leaves you with longings you never knew you had, aching for kisses you've...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 27 Responses Oct 20

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    Heart on sleeve is fun

    and honest, but the predator's love it. It's like blood to sharks. So protect your soft spot - because once it's extinguished, no one gets it. *special thanks to my EP friend A...who inspired this story*
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 19 Responses Dec 7

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    That someone with a smile

    that tugs at your heart and makes it beat faster, that sends butterflies fluttering in your stomach whenever you see those lips stretch into one of the most beautiful things you ever saw. That someone with a smile you could never forget no matter how many times you've tried...
    sheepInwolfsclothing sheepInwolfsclothing 22-25 2 hrs ago

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    I had another dream about fire.

    This time I flicked the lighter and tossed it onto my house, everything started burning and soon I was surrounded by flames. I remember not being scared, just starstruck at the beauty. I love dreams. Lol this is my lighter, trippy af
    burnout96 burnout96 16-17, F 9 hrs ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroRulez RetroRulez 31-35 32 Responses Oct 12

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 45 Responses Aug 14

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    Another One To Ponder...

    I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met any of Andy's mom's toys....they probably have the same names....
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 19, 2013

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    Sicarium Sicarium 36-40, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Shoutout to the girls

    who do duck faces in photos: you all look stupid. :)
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 23 Responses Oct 27

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 21 Responses Jul 1

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 18 Responses May 9, 2013

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 32 Responses Nov 18

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    So, I just finished SOA,

    and I'm a bit disappointed in how Jax died. I know it was supposed to be poetic, with him going out on his fathers bike, on the same road and in the same way. Maybe it was just the ****** special effects. What do you guys think?
    Xplictt Xplictt 22-25, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Jun 11

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 46 Responses Apr 14

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    im already 20 years old

    and yet people look and treat me like a kid -______-
    lushsummer lushsummer 18-21, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 20 Responses Aug 5

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 16 Responses Mar 22

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9

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    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    when I first got married,

    all we had was a twin sized mattress...so for almost 2 years we pretty much slept on top of each other
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 6 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Some girls need to stop using their nails

    as weapons when they're playing sports. I swear one day some girl be coming out the gym with their eyeball scratched out.
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    smeckledorfed smeckledorfed 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 30

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 22 Responses Aug 7

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    Every tear drop is worth more

    than anything in the world... But no one knows its true value, until they're the ones crying over someone too.
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 49 Responses Dec 6

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    GunFinger GunFinger 31-35, F 15 hrs ago

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18

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    what did the one cell say

    when his sister cell stepped on his toe?mitosis.hahaha lol okay bye
    lushsummer lushsummer 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 37 Responses Nov 24

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    Who knew that poetry,

    town planning, painting, sculpturing and poodle clipping once were Olympic events? QI is quite interesting...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 5 hrs ago

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    If aliens ever land on earth & demand to see

    our leader, our best chance of survival is to bring them lady gaga.
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 12 Responses Sep 17

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    I want to be Japanese

    so badly idek why
    mysticaldreams mysticaldreams 13-15, F 3 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    The first thing I did

    when I woke up this morning was clean.. Only because my grandpa isn't home, and for some reason I hate cleaning when others are around. >.< like.. I don't like dusting and vacuuming when there's someone in the living room. I don't like sweeping or washing dishes, or anything...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 3 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Birthday on Sunday When I was a child

    that was the best moment for me especially since it's 4 days prior to Xmas As a teenager it was slowly becoming the worst time for me , Now fast forward to the present I don't even know how to feel other than somewhat content im still here for my family
    Fallenprinceofthedarkside Fallenprinceofthedarkside 18-21, M 34 mins ago

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 23

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    I get along more with animals

    than humans. Fu*ck people.
    ADTRfan ADTRfan 16-17, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Having a conversation with my sister

    and came to this conclusion, if a young child dropped it's ice cream cone as it was about to lick it, I would be like "Way to drop your ice cream." But if a little old man were to drop his ice cream cone as he was about to lick it, I would be all like "Oh you poor thing, lemme...
    DinosaurPie DinosaurPie 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    Remember when you could get toys in the bottom

    of cereal boxes....those were the days
    mongoheadmonster mongoheadmonster 31-35, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago