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    I think all the sexual explicit questions

    and expereiences here e. are you horny?' 'do you like small d1cks?' arent gonna win you many friends. keep it to yourself or even better with people you are in a relationship with. I dont wanna see it. So don't many others. No I'm not a prude. Just stating what perceive as...
    ARetroGamer4Ever ARetroGamer4Ever 31-35, M 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18

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    It HURTS when YOU love someone In your HEART,

    Yet YOU can't Have them in YOUR arms.... Written for Smigger1970
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 22 Responses Jul 1

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Mar 22

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    I think my McD fries love me.

    It keeps falling!
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 15 mins ago

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    There should be a status choice

    for "sassy"!*hands on hips**flips hair**sticks out tongue*
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 13 Responses Jun 24

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    I think you might be different,

    a good different. I haven't felt like this in a long time 😍
    Santi0924 Santi0924 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    I just saw a post on EP saying

    that bullies are important. This person stated that if a person wasn't bullied, they would be *******, insinuating that being bullied makes you strong. If that's the case, how do you explain kids committing suicide because they were bullied so much? As someone who's been...
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M 7 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I was meditating a while ago.

    ..meditation should calm the mind right but the second I close my eyes. A tear drop one after another constantly for so long I tried to stop it...I tell myself it's not tears it's just something else...you're not weak...they can't hurt you...then I think calm down try to breathe...
    Quentine Quentine 22-25, F 8 seconds ago

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 13 Responses Jun 11

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    This game bring back

    so much memories This game was the **** back I'm the day :) GTA San Andreas
    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 21 Responses Aug 7

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    hajelove19 hajelove19 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 19

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    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 2 Responses 12 mins ago

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    This is me signing off

    for the weekend. To one and all - HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
    ConcreteSleeper ConcreteSleeper 31-35, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I feel like people are nicer on here

    (anonymously) than 'friends' on Facebook are. For strangers to be kinder than your family and friends... I mean is it just me?
    erieclover erieclover 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 13

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 40 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    FuSoYa FuSoYa 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 30

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    It's so sad to see some of these females have

    no respect for themselves. And they're so desperate to be loved they settle for the first screw up that feeds them with a lie. And they're so depserate for attention that they forget their self-worth.
    kmm95 kmm95 18-21, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    darns darns 18-21, M 54 mins ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 28 Responses Jul 29

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 86 Responses Sep 12

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    She Is Adorable In The Morning..

    She walked lazily into the room where I was sitting this morning. I was at my kitchen table enjoying a glass of tea as I answered my morning emails.  She stopped and looked at me.  We made eye contact and I smiled.  She, still groggy from a restful sleep, did not smile back...
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Feb 22, 2013

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    I thought of my ex ( Andrew )

    and kinda started crying now I'm In my room hugging a pillow pet ._. Still wanna cry tho
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 37 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 48 Responses Aug 14

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    No less than 3 times,

    I tried to tell a story about my wife making sloppy joes,and offering me seconds that would be sloppy ( trust me,it was funny when I didn't have to reverse the words seconds and sloppy ). I tried spacing the leters,and everyhing but it was still deemed inapropriate and removed...
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    You know your life has gone downhill

    if your internet goes down more than your boyfriend.
    amarillofungirl amarillofungirl 31-35, F 22 Responses Aug 26

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    He left his work walking all by himself.

    His hand on his pocket. I love the way his big *** wiggle in them jeans. He does not even know that his back and shoulders and head looks like the guy in my vision dreams that I have seen in my past. I cannot let him know because I have had enough of following guys and pushing...
    ForeverSahour ForeverSahour 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    I had a pe test today

    and we had to do push-ups, pull-ups, and run a pacer, then a mile then sit ups and all that so we had to write it down and I did 32 push-ups 29 pull-ups and 80 something laps in the pacer and only took 4:56 minutes in the mile IM EXHAUSTED!!!!!
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I have a "thing" with opening containers,

    i just cant seem to open them, like today i needed help opening a Gatorade bottle, and yesterday it was a pudding cup. >~< thats me for ya!
    ClockworkTimesUp ClockworkTimesUp 13-15, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 14 Responses Jun 26

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JAD01 JAD01 31-35, F 62 Responses Sep 9

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 23

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    People don't get pissed at me

    for this but whenever I see a handsome guy on ep I'll be like "Please be gay please be gay please be-" *Sees I Am Gay experience" Yes! Celebration time! Like idk why I think like that but hail hate me all you want I'm just gonna eat my cake. XD
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 45 Responses Apr 14

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    Everyone is always fighting over how the world

    began. Was it God? Or was it science? The Big Bang? But who cares? Why does it matter so much to people? I don't get that. What is it going to change if we know the truth for sure?
    graveyardghosty graveyardghosty 18-21, F 6 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    jopava jopava 51-55, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    How to get this post popular.

    You just do it. (Note: I'm not really expecting to get this popular its just a joke .-.)
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Sometimes, looking on EP is like watching

    nature. A female emerges, and the bucks rush to gather around her. True story.
    Shamrocksalono Shamrocksalono 36-40, M 9 Responses Jul 28

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    You know what burns my a s s ?

    A flame about this high. Wait! This is much funnier if you could see where I have my hand held right now to indicate where exactly the flame would come in relation to my a s s. Some jokes just don't translate well,do they?
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Ten Facts About You!

    1.) You are reading this. 2.) You're thinking that's a pretty stupid fact. 4.) You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5.) You just checked it now. See! Told ya I did! 6.) You're smiling. Admit it, you totally are. 7.) You're still reading these facts. 9.) You didn't...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 28 Responses May 12, 2013

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    I will find a man who loves food

    as much as I do. Then we eat until we are so fat that we decided to hit the gym with those hardcore exorcise then go back to eating and repeat until we get old. If a man were to love me, food would have to come first. hahahaha.
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 1 Response 20 mins ago

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    If sex is a pain in the ***,

    then you're doing it wrong.
    jopava jopava 51-55, M 1 Response 38 mins ago

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 1

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    My random thoughts revolve around the mysteries

    of everything from the universe, to life, to dimensions, and ETC. Oh do I love the ETC.
    VexisArcanum VexisArcanum 16-17, M 11 hrs ago

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    Addiction to fries and food is

    why I don't have a sexy body. hahaha.
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 6 Responses 28 mins ago

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    SimplyAtheist SimplyAtheist 18-21, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    based on my reaction

    when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
    Th3DayDreamer Th3DayDreamer 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 19

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    Funny how most people in America (not all

    people, just most) seem to have no problem at all with violence on the scale of all of the wars the United States has been involved in. And yet when it comes to nudity in general, even the tiniest hint of it has people acting like the end of the world is near, regardless of...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 19 Responses May 9, 2013

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 14 Responses Sep 7