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    I see why I don't post myself on my profile

    picture anymore. I'm scared that I might attract creepy pervs. Ahshfhfbckxmkalcknfjhshc!!! DX
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 15 mins ago

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    Gyummy Gyummy 46-50, M 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 13 Responses Jun 11

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    Well that escalated quickly.

    .. He did say he's honest lol
    FuSoYa FuSoYa 18-21, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Ten Facts About You!

    1.) You are reading this. 2.) You're thinking that's a pretty stupid fact. 4.) You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5.) You just checked it now. See! Told ya I did! 6.) You're smiling. Admit it, you totally are. 7.) You're still reading these facts. 9.) You didn't...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 28 Responses May 12, 2013

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    the worst feeling is

    when you see someone struggling and you know how to help them but hesitate, and the moment passes. urgh ahdaevk;kcs'
    SourQueen SourQueen 18-21, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 40 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 4 hrs ago

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    If you boring get tf up out my text messages .

    I'll Leave that *** on "Read" 😂😭✋
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 1 Response 52 mins ago

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    I always feel a little sad

    when I see people eating by themselves
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    its impossible if youre not one of the millions

    that saw this dude omg he cracks me up until now and i love him XD hide yo kids hide yo wife XD if you dont know him then check out the video bed inruder on youtube the one in the news because they made a song about this yow
    iheartunicornsandrainbows iheartunicornsandrainbows 18-21, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    There should be a status choice

    for "sassy"!*hands on hips**flips hair**sticks out tongue*
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 13 Responses Jun 24

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    I want to know what the he11 is wrong with

    people these days. They can't get it through the cockeyed heads some things are just frigging impossible to do!!!! Why can't they just listen to people who know a little about something and heed their advice instead of going out and finding some so called "expert" that agrees...
    midnighttrain61 midnighttrain61 51-55, M 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Aug 9

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    I must be the weirdest person ever

    because the only guys I seem to attract are the really weird ones.
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Studying for the first exam of a semester is

    so ******* stressful, especially since you have no idea what the teacher is going to be like, how tricky her questions are, or if she'll deliberately try to trip you up with wording. Gah... Done for tonight. I'll leave it up to fate now...
    scrtasnman13 scrtasnman13 18-21, M 45 mins ago

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    I don't even care if I don't get a text back

    from somebody no more :) :)
    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

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    Why can't I fall asleep

    when I lay on my back??? But when I turn over I can fall asleep. XO
    SonoftheDark SonoftheDark 18-21, M 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I feel like people are nicer on here

    (anonymously) than 'friends' on Facebook are. For strangers to be kinder than your family and friends... I mean is it just me?
    erieclover erieclover 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 13

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    You know your life has gone downhill

    if your internet goes down more than your boyfriend.
    amarillofungirl amarillofungirl 31-35, F 22 Responses Aug 26

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    She Is Adorable In The Morning..

    She walked lazily into the room where I was sitting this morning. I was at my kitchen table enjoying a glass of tea as I answered my morning emails.  She stopped and looked at me.  We made eye contact and I smiled.  She, still groggy from a restful sleep, did not smile back...
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Feb 22, 2013

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    paupaw paupaw 18-21, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 15 Responses Sep 7

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 23

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    My beloved Aunt, who at 96 was a museum docent

    and a library guide, died yesterday. I salute her and her life and will be forever grateful for her lessons in grace and dignity.Kick some butt, Tia! 
    BlueTortoise BlueTortoise 61-65, F 6 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    They say the body is a temple.

    I took this to heart, therefor I never move.
    AnomalousEarthling AnomalousEarthling 22-25, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Something that any father

    who has at least one daughter can relate to. While reading an autobiography of comedian Jeff Foxworthy, I got to the chapter where he talked about one of the biggest worries about being the father of two girls. He said that he had spent most of his teenage life trying to get...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Your silence is killing me.

    I say I miss you, you don't reply. I can see that you've seen it thanks to facebook but is it really that difficult to answer? Please reply!!
    Ennah Ennah 18-21, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 21 Responses Aug 7

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 1

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    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 10 Responses 5 days ago

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    Do you know how hard it is to deal with the

    situation of not talking to someone that you formed a bond with? No? Ok.
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Lazy -> laziness Happy -> happiness Funny ->

    funniness Does anyone else feel that this doesn't work quite well for "busy -> business"? That conversion changes the meaning completely, so is there no one word for "the characteristic of being busy"?
    Uncertain153 Uncertain153 26-30, M 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 14 Responses Jun 26

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    libertinette libertinette 22-25, F 17 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JAD01 JAD01 31-35, F 63 Responses Sep 9

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29

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    Today I wasn't feeling

    so good but a little fish told me to just keep swimming and that fish is awesome c;
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 56 mins ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 45 Responses Apr 14

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    Out of all the departments in school,

    it makes me laugh that the teachers in the English department always manage to pronounce people's names wrong. Ironic much :P
    TheInvisibleKid TheInvisibleKid 16-17, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 35 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Me: Focus on Math. I want you to study like how

    we make love - harder. She: I can do that. ^///^
    TamaraNakahara TamaraNakahara 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Mar 22

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    I wonder why people make everything more

    and more complicated. Every situation, every decision, every single thing in their life...
    Muizi Muizi 18-21, F 5 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 37 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Sometimes, looking on EP is like watching

    nature. A female emerges, and the bucks rush to gather around her. True story.
    Shamrocksalono Shamrocksalono 36-40, M 9 Responses Jul 28

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    Ladies don't start fights

    but they can sure as hell finish them!
    liveandloveat21 liveandloveat21 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 19 Responses Aug 5

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11

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    I took a Insanity quize,

    and it turns out im Insane! Haha!
    ClockworkTimesUp ClockworkTimesUp 13-15, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    FuSoYa FuSoYa 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 30

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    Tell me what's wrong in this picture.

    . These are the top FREE apps says the App Store..
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    ChortlesOfDoom ChortlesOfDoom 13-15, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago