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    Shoutout to the girls

    who do duck faces in photos: you all look stupid. :)
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 24 Responses Oct 27, 2014

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 22 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    some ***'s were not made

    for tight pants. you're welcome for this PSA.
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    Like an meteor hurling itself towards

    earth; You smashed into me with astronomical results. You have now left a gaping hole where you once were. When I heard what people said, you saw the tone they said those things in. You didn't try to find meaning through their words. I know you didn't by the way you ever so...
    LetMeBeBlunt LetMeBeBlunt 22-25, M 16 hrs ago

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    31 isn't old. I mean I don't feel old.

    ..until I get a private message that says "I'm a younger man who loves older women" (I've gotten these a few times). I mean really do I fall into the "older women"category already!
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 40 Responses Nov 20, 2014

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 26 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 38 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Life is a movie, but there will never be a

    sequel And I'm good with that, as long as I'm peaceful As long as 7 years from now, I'm taking my daughter to preschool All things go lyrics by Nicki Minaj
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 9 hrs ago

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    I will never understand how people stay in a

    unhappy marriage let alone a sexless one there's no way I could lay next to someone every night and c*m all over the place
    LipsOfAnAngel89 LipsOfAnAngel89 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 34 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 26 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 44 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 44 Responses Aug 14, 2014

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    This is a song about the nuns.

    Fearsome, mean, even crueler then the huns. I am forced to babysit them, when I thought I had quit them. oh I kinda hope they all get the runs. #OITNB
    persayous persayous 22-25, F 17 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 20 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    LipsOfAnAngel89 LipsOfAnAngel89 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 3 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 42 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Should I trust him or nah?

    Will my pet rock snitch on me?
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 2 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    Lol my content was removed

    because it violated the guideline. It's just a butt... Lol Here's another one.
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    I like how many people

    now stop their cars outside our home to receive or make their phone calls. This never happened two years ago.
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 1 Response 48 mins ago

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    i hate that intense moment

    when my sarcasm is so advance that people think im stupid!
    redpassion91 redpassion91 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 15 Responses Jun 26, 2014

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    I gave money to charity last night.

    I slipped it in her g-string after she shook her ta ta's in my face.
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    What's a Wednesday without a$$.

    I'll post this one, more tamed.
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 1 Response 59 mins ago

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    While others will win you over with

    such sweet tenderness, I will conquer thy soul with fright, intruding on all your senses with conspicuous sinister charm.
    IncongruousAnne IncongruousAnne 26-30, F 3 hrs ago

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JD0121 JD0121 31-35, F 60 Responses Sep 9, 2014

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    From the first moment I fell right under you

    spell You captured my soul instantly everyone could tell Barely even known you, my life was already changed From this second I knew nothing would ever be the same Had you right under my skin, felt every one of your touch Waking me up in the middle of the night tickling me...
    ocecas ocecas 41-45, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    Thank you Victoria's Secret

    for constantly reminding me about Valentine's Day, the day to make single people feel like **** for being single! But you know what it's okay, I told my friends I would accept Chick-Fil- A, a bottle of their yummy barbecue sauce and Dom will be a very happy girl! Luckily for...
    nottheaveragegirl nottheaveragegirl 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    Some people are like Slinkies.

    They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I see tumble down a flight of stairs
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 20 hrs ago

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    Attachments lead to expectations,

    expectations lead to disappointments.
    kmm95 kmm95 18-21, F 22 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2014

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 20 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    Heart on sleeve is fun

    and honest, but the predator's love it. It's like blood to sharks. So protect your soft spot - because once it's extinguished, no one gets it. *special thanks to my EP friend A...who inspired this story*
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 18 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    smeckledorfed smeckledorfed 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 30, 2014

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    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 10 Responses Sep 17, 2014

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    My mom just asked me

    if she can take a "selfie" with me... I'm done. :p I hate that word.
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 47 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 45 Responses 6 days ago

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    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 56 Responses Jan 7

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18, 2014

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    The same familiar place can be captured

    differently if we take a photo of it from the other side of the street. - KM - *written by a person who enjoys taking photos of the same spot at different times of the year, every year*
    KaleidoscopeMoment KaleidoscopeMoment 36-40, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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