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    Anyone else get insulted

    when a Japanese tourist asks you for directions while wearing a humungous face mask???(obviously to protect them from the full hideous disease and sickness of my putrid nation) The urge to fake sneeze and cough before spitting phlegm on their feet will one day RISE UP AND...
    GalateaSpheres GalateaSpheres 36-40, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 21 Responses Mar 13

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 30 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    I really wish men weren't

    so complicated. And I know you guys say you aren't, but I beg to differ
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 67 Responses Mar 13

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    Do you ever have days

    where you are just like, damn, my boobs are awesome?
    NachoKitty NachoKitty 18-21, F 12 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 16 Responses Apr 4

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 23 Responses Feb 25

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 24 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 16 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Dear Monday, I want to break up.

    I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It's not me, it's you.
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 6 Responses Apr 27

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    These thoughts I've kept too deep

    for words These thoughts if not expressed will be left unheard
    SiriusJT SiriusJT 22-25, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    who needs sunshine...

    when there is your smile ;) some people have all the luck!
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    What's worse than having to listen to country

    music? Having to listen to it over a cell phone that never stops! My dog"pop"died my girl"ding" left me lets drink some"pop" beer It's enough to drive a person to drink at 8:00 am on a Sunday morning
    dtdwc dtdwc 36-40, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 27

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    Just thinking about when I was little.

    . My favorite thing in the world was when my grandma would put me to bed and we'd pray together, she's still the most amazing woman I've met until this day. :)
    CoreyAZ CoreyAZ 18-21, M 5 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Are your comments and experiences on here

    forever? Idk how to delete anything.
    SoulSearcherLover SoulSearcherLover 18-21, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    The Universe doesnt care,

    the Universe just is. Perhaps we should too.
    ElMioCid ElMioCid 46-50, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 45 Responses Feb 18

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    spacejack spacejack 31-35, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Whenever I see a post

    that piques my interest, I find myself with an urgency to type a response/comment but halfway through I would stop typing and would end up not posting anything at all. It's like I think that thinking about that response is just a waste of time and effort as nobody would even...
    tCarcido tCarcido 18-21, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 40 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    Sooo I just got a job.

    Yay! I'm happy that I got it and will get paid later. But I feel that I'm not ready. But yeah, I can't just give it up. I'll give it a try :)
    supernerd22 supernerd22 16-17, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 34 Responses Jan 22

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 24 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    “Rise by kneeling, gain by surrendering,

    conquer by giving up.” And never.... let them see that shite-eatin' grin or them twinklin' eyes while you're doing it.... or you will ruin the whole dang thing. ;)
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 16 Responses Apr 24

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    I must start posting again.

    I find just writing down the stupidest of things at times really helps to de-clutter the mind. Damn, this place is like therapy sometimes I tell you! :)
    MissTerious4 MissTerious4 36-40, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    When you wanna raise your eyebrow

    for that extra sass but you can't coz its not on fleek :(
    LaLaWreckU LaLaWreckU 16-17, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 53 Responses Jan 30

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    deleted deleted 26-30 50 Responses Jan 7

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    The real demon is sickness.

    The real enemy is ingnorance and selfishness. The real problem is when we get use to it all.
    Magdalenka Magdalenka 26-30, F 13 hrs ago

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    Remember that scene in "Willy Wonka" with the

    lickable wallpaper? ("the snozzberries taste like snozzberries"). Well, what if instead of fruit-flavoured wallpaper, you had lickable drug wallpaper that got you high when you licked it? Lick here for an acid trip, here for a coke high, here for some sedatives, etc. Of course...
    SnowCrow SnowCrow 31-35, M 7 hrs ago

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    Chrye Chrye 51-55, F 7 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Dear Me, Life is full of heartaches,

    pains, miseries, hatred and vengeance. Even crazy people who will drag you down. But don’t let them ruin you and your dreams. Just think of the beautiful things around you, like your family, friends, God, dogs, achievements in life whether big or small. Learn to forget...
    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F 13 hrs ago

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    There's so much in my mind

    but I can't find the words to express myself
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 32 mins ago

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    What's worse than having to listen to country

    music? Having to listen to it over a cell phone that never stops! My dog"pop"died my girl"ding" left me lets drink some"pop" beer It's enough to drive a person to drink at 8:00 am on a Sunday morning
    dtdwc dtdwc 36-40, M 13 hrs ago

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 17 Responses Mar 9

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    Yu12 Yu12 26-30, M 12 hrs ago

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    A friend told me today: "If we stand under the

    rain long enough, we usually get wet." I though about that....I found myself lying on the couch, looking at the sky through the window, and just pondering on those lines. Ahhh. Sunday afternoons do this to me. I better get back to reading Agent Storm, a story about a double...
    KaleidoscopeMoment KaleidoscopeMoment 36-40, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    attitudegirl2003 attitudegirl2003 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    If I ever have a club,

    the secret password to get in is going t be the Puncha Yo Buns song. You have to sing the whole thing, brownie points for doing the matching dance. #nevergrowingup
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 48 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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