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    Oh boy! My whole life is about to change!

    I got a fax from a woman in Spain that has $25,500,000.00 in US dollar just stuck in a safety deposit box and her husband agrees to give me HALF!!! I just have to do a bunch of paper work to transfer funds! Yep! I guess I'll retire early! Strange how they personally selected me...
    sweetgem8 sweetgem8 41-45, F 78 Responses Sep 3, 2015

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    So these are the four energies.

    1. Too good energy. We feel good, very good, too good. La la la, walking on air, euphoric. Everyone is our friend and the world is perfect. Impulsive decisions we may regret later. Unrealistic but uncaring about the consequences. Gets us in trouble sometimes. But damn it feels...
    andyreed andyreed 51-55, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 20 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 44 Responses Jun 2, 2015

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    So I have come to a conclusion,

    along with the help of some consultants, that we have found the proper response to someone who blocks a person for no apparent reason or for what can be perceived as a stupid reason.Please watch the video.
    aldnaz aldnaz 46-50, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    GIRLS are like phones.

    We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!!!
    TennesseeWhiskey TennesseeWhiskey 41-45, F 24 Responses Oct 7, 2015

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    I knew her for five years,

    we got to know each other after she got hired where I worked. She was twenty years younger than me. She was pretty and smart, I had a tiny crush on her. We talked and become close friends. She had a couple of boy friends but for some reason the relationships didn't last, I never...
    andyreed andyreed 51-55, M 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 41 Responses Jul 17, 2015

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    When I was a student,

    I demanded both quality and cheap fee from a barber. One day I went to a cheap barber near my university in Japanese country side. The small shop which was in the old looking apartment room had 3 staff. They were all young. At least looked young. One man started to cut my hair...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 4 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    As the last drop of my bottle of whisky falls.

    .. It is official.... I Just drowned Monday ... that is it... that is all.. :)
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    When I see these older men responding to young

    girls 21 and under, in a sexual way, it really grosses me out. I mean some are around my age and older. If any are in my circle, I remove them, as I just have. I can't be around creeps like that. It makes me cringe.
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 21 Responses Dec 14, 2015

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    As I now think a bit more calmly

    and rationally I can't help but wonder at some of the mysteries of this universe that still stays just that much hidden under a veil. A veil of what? Is it our ignorance, our lack of intelligence or just an un-reached level that needs to be unlocked within us? Or is it quite...
    Idolovemostofyourthoughts Idolovemostofyourthoughts 26-30, F 1 Response 19 mins ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 33 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    is it really a compliment

    when someone says you're one in a million? there are 7.4 billion (with a b, three commas and nine zeros). to be one in a million means there are potentially 7,400 other people just like you. thats not so special, is it. thats worse than being run of the mill. tell that to the...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Behold my field of give a fvcks.

    ... For it is barren!
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 20 Responses May 29, 2015

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    If you have a problem trusting someones

    sincerity, do them a favour and don't waste their time in long drawn conversations pretending to nod along at the time. The issue could just be yours. Solve it first.
    Idolovemostofyourthoughts Idolovemostofyourthoughts 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    How am I to react when a random person sends me

    a private message and all it says is '' hey '' ? I don't know why someone does that... I'm guessing it's like a worm hoping for a bite? Anyways, I always delete those. It's funny when EP says '' Are you sure you want to delete YOUR copy of this conversation? '' I want to...
    sweetgem8 sweetgem8 41-45, F 34 Responses Aug 22, 2015

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    Like, can soap be dirty?

    Even if it becomes dirty on its surface it is not actually dirty, is it?
    john9421 john9421 18-21, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    Diablessse Diablessse 46-50, F 43 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Lets say you have been kidnapped.

    You can call on the characters from one television show, to make a rescue attempt. Which show or movie would you pick?
    sparksspunk sparksspunk 31-35, F 6 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    deleted deleted 26-30 28 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    It only takes 30 seconds to send a text

    that could make someone smile for hours
    dysFUNctionalGal dysFUNctionalGal 36-40, F 15 Responses Aug 2, 2015

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 31 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Auberon89 Auberon89 36-40, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I wouldn't be here on Earth

    if my dad wasn't Black😌
    ftmii ftmii 22-25, M 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    EP is becoming an Adult Kindergarten.

    EPALLIE/the censorship brigade obviously consider us all too naive or not mature enough to decide which groups we want to belong to. Gone are the days when one just doesn't read what one isn't interested in and moves along for others to read and discuss in peace. Everyone has...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 46-50, F 26 Responses Aug 15, 2015

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    Since I experience sleep paralysis

    and I start hallucinating people and thins, why not hallucinate seeing the people I miss and can't be with, anyone who is far from me... wouldn't that be awesome? At least sleep paralysis will have some kind of benefit O.o
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Do you think the singer "The Weeknd" says on

    Friday night when leaving work..."Yay, its meeeeeeee!"
    DesiredUserNameandStuff DesiredUserNameandStuff 31-35, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Have you ever sat with your friends

    and just known that you're the least important in the group and it won't matter if you were there or not ? Yeah.
    Valencia Valencia 18-21, M 6 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    As sad as is sounds, something tragic needs to

    happen to our world. I was just reading about the billions of genetically modified insects already released into our environments and came to the conclusion we're already screwed. The corporations have too much control, and their heartless money-hungry actions clearly prove we...
    PuckDrop PuckDrop 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    It’s simple really…if you

    and I exchange private messages, what is said between us in those messages IS BETWEEN US. Enough said…
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 29 Responses Aug 7, 2015

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    If you are a "man" and you love wearing frilly

    underwear, PLEASE keep it to yourself. I PROMISE you, I'm not the least but interested.
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 41 Responses Jul 13, 2015

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 16 Responses Mar 13, 2015

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    I want to sew my mouth shut sometimes

    so when people look at me and see that I can't talk they'll just leave me alone. I really hate talking with my mouth sometimes.
    pinkcloudsandbrokenhearts pinkcloudsandbrokenhearts 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 46-50, F 22 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    I think it would be fun to have sex in a

    thunderstorm, outside in the pouring rain in a field somewhere... Sigh. How romantic.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 21 Responses Aug 4, 2015

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    The trouble with being an "old" lady is

    that there is still a young lady inside, who still has the longings and desires she's always had. She still likes to look at handsome young men, and she realizes that those "dirty old men" who were giving her the eye when she was young and hot, were not dirty old men at all...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 34 Responses Oct 23, 2015

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    Dear Ladies Just a reminder

    that mammogramming your boobs is more important than instagramming them
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 46-50, F 12 Responses May 29, 2015

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 12 Responses Mar 27, 2015

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    I love the constant double standard.

    I give a mile and I'm made to feel bad when I ask for an inch
    GreenieHel GreenieHel 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    There is an EP group called "I want you to

    write a six word memoir." I have written a 6 word response in that group. Yet I just typed 6 words into random thoughts and I was asked by the pop-up to please make my response longer. I just got out of a sexless marriage; I have lost my religion, I love to ride my bicycle and...
    samedeepwater samedeepwater 51-55, M 6 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Feb 25, 2015

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    As my 39th birthday is approaches,

    the dreaded thought of turning 40 looms in the back of my mind. My life thus far, has has been seasons of beauty and seasons of pain, seasons of self discovery, and seasons of restoration. I feel fortunate for the life I have, and I have grown from the lessons it has taught me...
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 24 Responses Jul 31, 2015

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