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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 46 Responses Feb 18

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    I often get thrown with sometimes - we are not

    sure if you were hallucinating or under substance abuse from individuals on this site when I mention what my spiritual experiences were - the truth is I believe in God , based on many things and alot of ppl from the USA , they tend to pass it off when I say because of my...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M 19 hrs ago

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    Sicarium Sicarium 36-40, M 1 hr ago

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 16 Responses 3 days ago

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    Cigarettes on cigarettes,

    my mama think I stank I got burn holes in my hoodies, all my homies think it's dank I miss my cocoa butter kisses I miss my cocoa butter kisses
    LoneLegend LoneLegend 16-17, M 11 hrs ago

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    The ad on here with the girl with clothes pins

    on her eyelids really, REALLY creeps me out.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 5 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 36 Responses Jan 22

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    I seriously feel like I'm losing brain cells

    whenever I log into Facebook and read a stupid quote or get bombarded with "hit like for an amen" post....
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Dear Monday, I want to break up.

    I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It's not me, it's you.
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 6 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    People will survive on oxygen.

    . But Touch and love will make you live..
    Kardia Kardia 36-40 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I've been having a series of reoccurring dreams

    recently. Which is rather odd for me as I rarely ever remember the dreams I have in the first place. Yet as the dream progresses it slowly begins to wake me up. As I'm in this half sleep, half awake state of mind I become conscious that I've had the dream many times. The...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 7 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    No one gets realer than parents,

    they compliment you behind your back but talk **** to your face That's real man :)
    LoneLegend LoneLegend 16-17, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Tomorrow is prom day!

    Well it's not a prom, because you don't ask someone to go there with you. So maybe it's a graduation ceremony. I kinda hate the outfit. Yeah, I look good, but its so freaking hot!
    supernerd22 supernerd22 16-17, M 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 54 Responses Jan 30

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    Just because everyone thinks it's bad,

    does mean it is bad... Right?
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 3 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 52 Responses Jan 7

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 40 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    So, to all those I've had conversation with,

    in real life of course and the few here, I have deducted I give off an energy that says you can trust me with your life story, the bad and ugly included. This is good and bad. Good because people trust me with ease, bad because it means I'll remain single forever .-. Damn me and...
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 17 Responses Mar 9

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    You can't please everyone .

    ................
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 16 Responses Mar 27

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroGamerChris RetroGamerChris 31-35, M 31 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I wonder if I came to work wearing a dive mask

    and snorkel if anyone would question my sanity...outloud????
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 9 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my

    fingers.... l mean am I really that hot???
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 13 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 16 Responses Mar 6

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 16 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Isn't it a wonder how,

    no matter how broken your heart is, you still want only the best for them? This is the magic of real love that longs for the other to be happy even more than it longs to fulfill itself.
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Feb 21

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 24 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 22 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    I wonder how makeup companies feel about making

    a fortune from people's insecurity. What am I saying? They don't care. Greedy fücks. ._.
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 16 hrs ago

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    gonna do a little experiment tonight

    and see what takes the pain away...
    lightswitch12 lightswitch12 41-45, F 1 Response 46 mins ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 46 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 23 Responses Mar 13

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    'That "ignoring each other" game can turn into

    "never hearing from me again" game reaaaal fast'
    stompey stompey 16-17 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 24 Responses Feb 25

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    That mini heart attack

    when you have sent a text to the wrong person.
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F 4 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Starting tomorrow I am going dark

    for a bit - had a rough Anzac holiday and need to centre myself and figure out how to get my health back on track. . Think I will start with changing my Blood Red hair to Black - always a good start to change!
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 6 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I think I have a stalker on my LinkedIn page.

    ..why would someone feel the need to go to your page like 3 times a week?
    lightswitch12 lightswitch12 41-45, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    I really wish men weren't

    so complicated. And I know you guys say you aren't, but I beg to differ
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 68 Responses Mar 13

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