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    Earlier today I felt like I was ready to eat a

    bullet, but after talking to a battle buddy, I got my head together, took my meds, and I feel better.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 14 Responses Mar 6

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    rumblingheart rumblingheart 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Just finishing my first alcoholic beverage of

    the evening.. . I might have to finish the bottle...oh, l have... Opening bottle number two as we speak.. Everyone is invited...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 46 Responses 5 days ago

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    EP : 15% Christians 15% Atheists 20% Depressed

    people 15% Perverts 10% Other Women 15% Accounts pretending to be women 10% Others 100% Weirdos
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 19 Responses Jun 11

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    I'm stuck at home for a few days,

    not well, and spending more time on EP than is healthy. Still, it's good to have interaction and conversations with people. Makes a change from reading and watching movies while I'm housebound.
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 7 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 31 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 7 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    I went to a sushi restaurant

    for lunch. Their air conditioner was broken and a staff was fixing it. I didn't like to eat sushi in a warm room in the summer. It would be sorta like warm cola or unsealed beer. So I went to the other restaurant. (Even so, the sushi shop was almost full of the customers.)
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 10 hrs ago

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    If you are a "man" and you love wearing frilly

    underwear, PLEASE keep it to yourself. I PROMISE you, I'm not the least but interested.
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 51 Responses Jul 13

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    I never thought my phone would say "I found a

    big c*ck" when I meant rock. I never thought it would happen, but I was wrong. Had to censor a word because apparently EPAllie hates roosters.
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 16 mins ago

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    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I pull up and see a clearing them decide

    that would be a great place to dump a body! Who makes mental notes like that? Lol
    pangeaa pangeaa 36-40, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Things I'm going to miss: My grandma

    and I watching Perry Mason in black and white every morning at 10am. Absolutely love that show and a lot of the older shows. Gilligan's island is pretty funny, and I'm trying to get into Daniel Boone, trying really hard lol. Our shows consist of criminals minds, Bones...
    BeautifullyAmiss BeautifullyAmiss 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    I am a computer engineer.

    I know danger of messing with big computers. Careless insertion of a few unnecessary letters in a programming code can halt a customer's operation for several days that may result in a severe law suit. I've heard about an engineer who instead of deleting certain data deleted an...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Behold my field of give a fvcks.

    ... For it is barren!
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 22 Responses May 29

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    I fear someday if men don't start respecting

    women, then they're all going to turn lesbian.
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 47 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Ladies and gentlemen,

    please refrain from biting off more than you can chew, you just may choke... You see, I am cpr certified and I get to choose to save you or not.
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 4 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 35 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 15 Responses Mar 9

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    I found someone here

    that I know personally. Haha. What a small world! But I don't want that person to find me or know that I'm here too.Kind of awkward.
    TheQuietExtrovert TheQuietExtrovert 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    I like where I work inspite of being underpaid.

    ..plus, I have coworkers with nicknames like Steve the Creep and The Smithtown Strangler. True Story.
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 12 hrs ago

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    When people make ignorant comments,

    a part of me wants to respond. Another part of me wants to ignore it, because I'm tired of explaining.
    rumblingheart rumblingheart 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    The only reason some people are still alive is

    that they're not worth the prison time!!
    waterman1065 waterman1065 46-50, M 7 hrs ago

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    Its not what we do to impress.

    Its how well we save society Impressions are assumptions. Or scars Or lies. Image became pushed as vital. And society grew sickening. Spin doctors. Profit over caring. Profit over honesty. Profit over loved. Why profit. Why wealth. We could blame...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 11 hrs ago

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    BackedByNeeds BackedByNeeds 36-40, F 5 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    We take for granted that one

    and only chance, thinking there will be a thousand more.
    KaleidoscopeMoment KaleidoscopeMoment 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 17 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 23 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    The phrase 'racially colorblind' is kind of

    idiotic. I understand that, especially among people with multiple ethnicities, racial identity is kind of a social construct, but at the same time the concept of race is a ubiquitous presence people of color are forced to deal with. Saying you're racially colorblind is like...
    GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Someone send me a message!

    My inbox has been quiet for far too long.
    Ccj9999 Ccj9999 36-40, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Being born (and continuing to live)

    as an extremely emotional person may make life 10 times more difficult to live than usual, but once it works right, it's 1,000,000 times more beautiful :)
    insidious2014 insidious2014 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 38 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    A woman's legs can do a lot of damage they can

    drive you crazy with lust, kick you in a fit of passion, and easily break your heart by walking out the door. Delicious Fool
    DeliciouslyFoolish DeliciouslyFoolish 46-50, F 45 Responses Jul 19

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    The 50 States of America,

    If They Were Actually People in a Bar... I definitely want to hang out with Florida and Texas, they sound like a lot of fun! http://www.tickld.com/x/the-50-states-of-america-if-they-were-actually-people-in-a-bar
    UnCaro UnCaro 51-55, F 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 12 Responses Mar 27

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 14 Responses Apr 24

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    I'm only going to wait

    until 3p.m. For the strippergraph to show up....if he doesn't show up by then I'm only going to wait a few more hours!
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 7 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I bought a soft cream

    and nonchalantly ate outside the convenience store while cars rushed on the nearby road. Sometimes it is better to eat ice cream outside than at home because I can look at details of the neighborhood and think and imagine about what may go on there.
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 10 hrs ago

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 19 Responses Feb 25

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    Nope I got nothing...

    .can I borrow one of your random thoughts?