Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Have Random Thoughts

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 25,493 People

    I keep telling myself

    that online friends aren't "real friends" sorry to anyone I hurt or offend with this statement. I guess I just don't want to miss someone anymore when they leave or kick me out of their circle. I can be anxious and socially awkward at times so this is a great place to let my...
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 5 Responses 13 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    some ***'s were not made

    for tight pants. you're welcome for this PSA.
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 2 Responses 51 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 38 Responses Aug 12, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I'm waiting for the day Ziploc quits the

    pretentiousness with the sandwiches and just starts putting weed right on the box.
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 42 Responses Nov 7, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 21 Responses Aug 7, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Which is more important to you?

    Your Education or your family?
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Shoutout to the girls

    who do duck faces in photos: you all look stupid. :)
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 24 Responses Oct 27, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 25, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 20 Responses Aug 5, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I was like ugh she was like OMG.

    And I was like shut up and she was like no way! And I was like no im serious shut the f@ck up
    Princeofnothing Princeofnothing 18-21, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Thinking about my past crushes

    and such.. It's pretty funny how I use to react to some stuff Some girl liked biting and would bite my arm. I thought it was cute..idk why lol
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Do you ever just wanna lay on the couch in your

    boyfriend's sweats watching , eating ice cream and chips, cuddling with a puppy, and just not giving a rat's ***?
    Annabeth11 Annabeth11 13-15, F 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    31 isn't old. I mean I don't feel old.

    ..until I get a private message that says "I'm a younger man who loves older women" (I've gotten these a few times). I mean really do I fall into the "older women"category already!
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 39 Responses Nov 20, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    smeckledorfed smeckledorfed 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 30, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroRulez RetroRulez 31-35, M 31 Responses Oct 12, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I'm here to tell you

    that red wine does pair well with a bacon mcdouble
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Oh my god!!! I got a phone call from work

    that I might get a month of vacation in June! Oh my goodness! I'm crossing my fingers for this!
    TheDesireToDance TheDesireToDance 22-25, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 17 Responses May 9, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Heart on sleeve is fun

    and honest, but the predator's love it. It's like blood to sharks. So protect your soft spot - because once it's extinguished, no one gets it. *special thanks to my EP friend A...who inspired this story*
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 19 Responses Dec 7, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 15 Responses Jun 26, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 44 Responses Aug 14, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My mom just asked me

    if she can take a "selfie" with me... I'm done. :p I hate that word.
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 1 min ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Apr 6, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JD0121 JD0121 31-35, F 60 Responses Sep 9, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sometimes my balls itch.

    But that's not enough words to post do I wrote this sentence too.
    mslvr01 mslvr01 46-50, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    The school bus storyline in the movie "Trick' r

    Treat" needs to be an actual movie by itself, like, ASAP.
    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk 22-25, F 10 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Do you ever think about those "almost

    relationships"? The ones where you meet someone, click, feelings start to develop and then it just stops. It's over before it even had the chance to begin. What could have been isn't and never will be. It leaves you with longings you never knew you had, aching for kisses you've...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 30 Responses Oct 20, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    When you want to talk to

    that someone and then you find magnets. I feel that these magnets in my hands need to be replaced by her because I want to hold her and cuddle. Is there a connection between magnets and her? About as much of a connection between peanut butter and jelly. Explanation? Nah if you...
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 TheAmazingSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 16 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    To those of us who think we are good .

    ... It doesnt matter hkw good we are told we are, nore does it matter how much we do to better this world, there is always room for improvement. It is intended human nature to self analyze our selves to self improve our selves. We were built to self diagnose our souls to analyze...
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I gave money to charity last night.

    I slipped it in her g-string after she shook her ta ta's in my face.
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Move on? They say it's easy

    when you really want to. But is it that easy to let go of someone whom you really loved so much?
    TheKDoomsday TheKDoomsday 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Just once in my life I'd like to find a person

    that actually DOES what they SAY they are gonna do.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 10 Responses Sep 17, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 26 Responses Nov 18, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Why oh Why do I get so angry

    when someone parks in my parking space. surely they're not being intentionally rude.
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 3 Responses 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 26 Responses Jul 29, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 46 Responses Apr 14, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    When you finally shave

    after 5 months, you barley recognize yourself.
    Xplictt Xplictt 22-25, M 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing

    you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying lie hole.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 22 Responses Sep 11, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I was talking to my mom a

    while ago, can't remember what it was about, but the idea of my possible future career came up. I jokingly said it wouldn't be hard since I'm practically a prodigy and she actually agreed with me. I'm not sure whether to be scared or relieved about that...
    PearlRose PearlRose 18-21 1 Response 13 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    TheDesireToDance TheDesireToDance 22-25, F 7 Responses 15 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    RetroRulez RetroRulez 31-35, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Sex is good. That is all.

    You may return to wanting to kill yourself, your parent issues, etc.
    mslvr01 mslvr01 46-50, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 45 Responses 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I hate when I'm visiting a mobile site,

    I keep scrolling an accidently touch an ad.....ugh!!!!!!
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 44 Responses Dec 6, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 35 Responses Nov 24, 2014