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    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Burritos in the microwave = too hot on the ends

    and cold in the middle gggrrrrrr why!!!!! Curse you microwave burritos!!
    JustaSillyfairy JustaSillyfairy 46-50, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 20 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    Sometimes I wonder...

    would I feel better if I just unplugged from the internet and learned to be productive again?
    BloodStainedRabbit BloodStainedRabbit 18-21, T 6 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I grew up so poor we had to wear the same cheap

    clothes for days in a row to school. Now even as I have money, I still sometimes wear my clothes for days in a row. Well I stay in my PJ's for like two or three days in a row.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Thinking about the universe fascinates me,

    because the more I start to think about it, the more I get lost and the more questions arise. I mean, science has found so much already, they have made a lot of theories about how it all began, but we can't be sure if they are right. Just the thought of looking out into distant...
    mmmfood mmmfood 22-25, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Fifty Shades of Gray I live in the land of

    blue haired ladies. Last night, I attended Fifty Shades with my good friend Oceandock. We were waiting for the movie to start when this "older" lady (meaning way older than me and my friend) yelled out "Bring on the s*x!" Please Lord, don't ever let me do that in my old age...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 31 Responses Feb 20

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 28 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    I don't reply to your texts instantly

    because I'm "thirsty". I just happened to have the phone in f*ckig hand and I don't play stupid games.
    aDesperado aDesperado 18-21, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 39 Responses Jan 22

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 20 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    LipsOfAnAngel89 LipsOfAnAngel89 22-25, F 13 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 58 Responses Jan 30

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    You know what think??

    ... God was showing off when he made you!!!
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 1 hr ago

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    Facebook: ineffectively snarking people with

    passive-aggressive statuses since 2004.
    Tuva Tuva 31-35, M 5 hrs ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    I want people to stop telling me how nice it is

    to see a black man with his child!
    tiredgoodguy tiredgoodguy 26-30, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I love Jim Carrey as an actor.

    .. he's in two of My most favorite movies that aren't comedies "the eternal sunshine of a spotless mind" "the number 23"
    reese187 reese187 26-30, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Don't waste sunsets with people

    who will be gone by Sunrise
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Heart on sleeve is fun

    and honest, but the predator's love it. It's like blood to sharks. So protect your soft spot - because once it's extinguished, no one gets it. *special thanks to my EP friend A...who inspired this story*
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 17 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 48 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 48 Responses Feb 18

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 38 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Shoutout to the girls

    who do duck faces in photos: you all look stupid. :)
    LostandFading LostandFading 18-21, F 24 Responses Oct 27, 2014

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    Isn't it a wonder how,

    no matter how broken your heart is, you still want only the best for them? This is the magic of real love that longs for the other to be happy even more than it longs to fulfill itself.
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 16 Responses Feb 21

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    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 20 Responses Aug 7, 2014

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    It's so weird..for once.

    .I'm actually feeling happy. or 'joy' I'm satisfied with life. my parents. love me, I'm doing ok at school. hmm, feeling depressed for so long makes it so weird to actually feel happy. even so makes me want to find something to be depressed about. what if with one snap of a...
    XxSxarletxX XxSxarletxX 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    Due to recent cutbacks

    and until further notice the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off...
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 8 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Why did I join EP? Well I was sick of only

    being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Heres my random thought what

    if were not alone in space lets say there are things on mars and our moon yeah is it really ours i say no its not and why are they wacthing us i guess to see if we wipe eachother out in war and if thats ture why not if i was them thats what i would do.
    AngelFlame23 AngelFlame23 22-25, T 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I don't wanna be loved,

    I just want a quickie.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 5 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    turtlepancakes turtlepancakes 26-30, F 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I always feel sad for seedless grapes,

    what if they wanted to have babies??
    Thinking0utLoud Thinking0utLoud 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    People love the feeling of being superior to

    others ; whether they admit it or not. The thoughts that they're better than most people makes them feel good. It's what we call 'ego' and each and everyone of us has it. It's just that some choose to show it and would most likely be labelled as 'arrogant' and some choose to...
    leoreo leoreo 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    Ah~ I want to eat an extra bun ^^ And have a

    huge cup of steamy dark tea - but I've reached my homeopathy tea limit for today... :( Damn restrictions.... Should I take the leap and break the rules?!?
    EmmaRin EmmaRin 26-30, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I need to remember to drink coffee

    and actually wake up before A. Posting B. Answering C. Liking D. Anything else I can't remember because I need that coffee.
    JustaSillyfairy JustaSillyfairy 46-50, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I remember when Jane Fonda workout videos were

    popular. I never used one however. I opted for the Henry Fonda workout instead. Less exhausting. You just lay there with arms folded over your chest.
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 26 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    TheInvader TheInvader 70+ 31 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 22 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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