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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 54 Responses Jan 30

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    I really wish men weren't

    so complicated. And I know you guys say you aren't, but I beg to differ
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 68 Responses Mar 13

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    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 16 Responses Apr 24

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    Yeah, I am into fitness.

    Fitness whole pizza into my mouth.
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 16 Responses Apr 4

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    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    My thoughts on genetic engineering.

    In a former life I was a dairy farmer. We artificially inseminated our dairy herd with frozen *****. This had several advantages, mature bulls are dangerous, they have to be fed and taken care of and by purchasing ***** from the best sires available a person could upgrade the...
    vroom555 vroom555 56-60, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Job interview today,

    and it never ceases to make me nervous! I know that once I get in there I'll be cool and confident, but I really would like this job, so It just intensifies the feeling. 10-11 dollars an hour would really help me out and I believe I'm worth that much. I'm a hard worker and I...
    Ginkofishin Ginkofishin 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 16 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    nothing can replicate the feeling

    when you buy a new pair of socks, how soft and warm they feel on your feet....when you wash them, that softness is gone, it doesn't feel the same...if I ever win the lottery, I want to buy a lifetime supply of new socks...so that feeling never goes away ever again.
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    How much loss can one person deal with

    before they eventually break? How many more losses am I supposed to handle before it is finally enough? There were those cancer took away, some death snatched suddenly, others who chose to walk away... And then there are those who are still here but whose time is counted, who...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 22 Responses Apr 17

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 22 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    I know What I am waiting for,

    I just don't understand why I'm still waiting. I mean, shouldn't I know by now that it's not coming? Maybe this is the body's way of keeping itself alive, false hope. What's it going to take for my body and mind to see that it should die to avoid further damage to itself and...
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 14 hrs ago

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 36 Responses Jan 22

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    Could have posted this under "I am going to say

    something controversial" but I don't want to attract crazies :) As a once bisexual now straight Protestant Christian, I don't see why people get so bent out of shape over the topic of gay marriage. Let me tell you why. First of all, not allowing gay people to marry WILL NOT...
    GhostBride GhostBride 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    Every time I have to spell a word over the

    phone using as in examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said yes, that’s G as in. 10 second lapses. ummm. Goonies
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 17 Responses Mar 9

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 15 Responses Mar 6

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    searchnew searchnew 18-21, M 14 hrs ago

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    What a magical night.

    Unexpected !!
    Time2ChangeNow Time2ChangeNow 41-45, F 10 hrs ago

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    "Every girl has her bestfriend,

    her boyfriend, and her love. If she`s lucky, they`re all the same person" *sigh* Goals right here cx
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 24 Responses Feb 25

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    deleted deleted 26-30 52 Responses Jan 7

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 40 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    I wonder what's in some people

    that draws them to toxicity, and it to themselves. Personally, I find it downright alluring.
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    There ARE perks to being ugly

    and poor! At least you'll know that the other person really does like you.
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Nothing here at EP feels more satisfying to me

    than to look back into my notifications and see where once there was some A - hole that was on my post, that usually has some perverted name along with an empty silhouette avatar, and now that name is simply (an EP user). That means someone flagged their *** and they are no...
    jim054 jim054 51-55, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Dear Monday, I want to break up.

    I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It's not me, it's you.
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 7 Responses Apr 27

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    My dog needs to STFU.

    She's annoying
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 4 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroGamerChris RetroGamerChris 31-35, M 30 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 8 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    When I was a kid, people got really pissed

    if you read their diaries. These days, kids put their diaries on the internet and get pissed if you don't read them. #realtalk
    chinitared chinitared 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    you know its going to be a long day

    when it takes you over 6 tries and a password reset to try to get into the admin when you were just in there yesterday ....
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    >.> I fear disappointment too much to be

    as cynical as I like to think I am. Maybe it's just another sign of my deeply ambivalent nature. All this ambivalence. -_- Sometimes I feel like I am everything and nothing all at once.
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 14 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 31 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 47 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Who the hell is Shakin Stevens ?

    And why the hell did he just show up in my mind? :O
    chernobylplayground chernobylplayground 36-40, F 2 Responses 46 mins ago

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 24 Responses