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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Does my dog look at me

    and think, "yea, your *** looks huge in that"??
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    BUalways BUalways 46-50, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Hannial Hannial 18-21, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Isn't it a wonder how,

    no matter how broken your heart is, you still want only the best for them? This is the magic of real love that longs for the other to be happy even more than it longs to fulfill itself.
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 16 Responses a week ago

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    I want to mention to all this.

    I adore women in all colors. See as women most likely been treat bad from men. I always love to show love to every woman as it is how to pay to everyone of them the favor for being such a beauty that walk on earth. I hate when see any say about themselves an ugly or bad looking...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 36-40, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    TheInvader TheInvader 70+ 31 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 17 Responses May 9, 2013

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    One should be flattered by a direct act meant

    to hurt you. The perpetrator had you in their sites... For its those "innocent" acts of hurt, that hurt the most. For you never once deserved a thought...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 58 Responses Jan 30

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 43 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    Erotic is using a feather,

    kinky is using the whole chicken. I tried that once with a frozen one, never again.. that ***** was frigid.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 20 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 40 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Big shoutout to my earbuds

    for catching my phone when it slips before hitting the ground.
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 6 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 4 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I wonder if the radio station realizes there

    are more than 5 songs out there...
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 6 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    When I realize I'm doing something stupid I say

    out loud "what the **** am I doing?" My family thinks it's just hilarious.
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    She. People say online relationships don't work.

    ..I think to myself "I've...never experienced that...stop talking""
    XPrincessXSarcasmX XPrincessXSarcasmX 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 1 Response 40 mins ago

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 19 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 49 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 22 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    I'm sorry but unlike you,

    I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn... I am more of a casino where only the lucky one hits the jackpot...
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 49 Responses Feb 18

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    Suavecca Suavecca 26-30, M 10 hrs ago

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    When a man talks dirty he's a pervert.

    .. When a woman talks dirty its $3.99 a minute
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    You know when you're attracted to a person

    and you want to message them but hesitated so you check out their profile and saw that the person only adds attractive people and you go quite and lay it off. Life goes on.
    CallMeShayYeah CallMeShayYeah 16-17, F 4 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 26 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 26 Responses 3 days ago

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    Fifty Shades of Gray I live in the land of

    blue haired ladies. Last night, I attended Fifty Shades with my good friend Oceandock. We were waiting for the movie to start when this "older" lady (meaning way older than me and my friend) yelled out "Bring on the s*x!" Please Lord, don't ever let me do that in my old age...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 31 Responses Feb 20

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    I think we should skip the pleasantries

    and go straight for the regrets...
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    I once said 'I want to live life to the

    fullest' ... little did I know, I actually had that chance and it was more than I could ask for. 2014 was a big year for me, I had a chance to taste another side of me. That was Domination and submission. I felt so delightful through out the journey. I learned that I could...
    SwanLake78 SwanLake78 36-40, F 33 Responses Feb 5

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    I am a cheerleader, for a video game,

    wow. Since hubby needs constant attention, I cheer him on as he plays.
    Sweetbeotch Sweetbeotch 36-40, F 9 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 20 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Is anyone else confused how we're supposed to

    believe it takes a village to raise a child, but nobody better tell a kid not to do something when they see something stupid about to happen?
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    https://www.facebook.

    com/video.php?v=10153042747309767 lmaoo
    dvkota dvkota 16-17, M 47 mins ago

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    Heart on sleeve is fun

    and honest, but the predator's love it. It's like blood to sharks. So protect your soft spot - because once it's extinguished, no one gets it. *special thanks to my EP friend A...who inspired this story*
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 17 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 39 Responses Jan 22

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    I wish to form an alliance against EP trolls

    and the panty smellers/ whiffers ( yes the disgusting types of characters ) who's with me? I will solve this by shutting down the net- ok that solution is a bit "too far fetched" - but it's tough these annoying j a. s. S torment some ppl here that discourages them from the site...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M 3 hrs ago

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    What if our life is a lie?

    surely it would be awesome.
    makingausernameisdifficult makingausernameisdifficult 13-15, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I was reading they are coming out with a

    interactive Barbie doll.. children will have no imagination within the next 20 years.
    DEGBEME DEGBEME 61-65, M 6 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true? Β Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Shoutout to the girls

    who do duck faces in photos: you all look stupid. :)
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 24 Responses Oct 27, 2014

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 20 Responses Aug 7, 2014

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 38 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need

    to write that down, I'll remember it".
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 32 Responses Nov 24, 2014