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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 88 Responses Sep 12

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    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    Eyedontgiveahoot Eyedontgiveahoot 36-40, F 10 Responses Sep 17

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    missmalky missmalky 16-17 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I say hi, you say hey,

    then no reply Da hell
    Dani3lJD Dani3lJD 13-15, M 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 26 Responses Sep 11

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    My body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes,

    the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding on my body. I haven't slept in fifteen days. Only the beautify rapturous gooey white semi-solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. Sometimes I like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their own loving...
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Why do school buses always get away with

    speeding??? They're always speeding down my road as fast as they please and there is NEVER EVER a po'lice person in sight. They NEVER get caught. They'll catch somebody going 2mph above the speed limit and ticket them for hundreds of dollars, but not them. If you saw how fast...
    ArtsyPatrick ArtsyPatrick 41-45, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I like having coworkers

    that are hilarious. Keeps the day interesting.
    funnydude88 funnydude88 26-30, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    zanityone zanityone 18-21, M 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18

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    I'm not much of a tabloid reader,

    but Shakira sure seems happy with that husband of hers and the kid. They look nice. :) I love seeing happy couples like that.
    XyoXy XyoXy 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 22 Responses Aug 7

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 19 Responses May 9, 2013

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    XyoXy XyoXy 22-25, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 14 Responses Jun 26

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 8 Responses Jul 1

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    why do girls go to the bathroom together?

    hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
    lushsummer lushsummer 26-30, F 2 Responses 11 mins ago

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    saying "i dont know though" at the end of every

    advice so that its not your fault if ever the person's life gets ruined 0~0
    lushsummer lushsummer 26-30, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I wonder how many people

    who have the sign that says "Clothing Optional Beyond This Point" posted somewhere in their home, bought it just for fun, are totally serious about it, or both.
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M 4 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29

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    I didn't lose my mind,

    I sold it on ebay.
    Thinking0utLoud Thinking0utLoud 18-21, F 14 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    A Graceful Exit, Or So I Hope

    I struggled with myself as I questioned the wisdom of sharing this. In the end, I realized that I have shared other things openly on EP and so, I feel this can be shared too. EP is a place of openness for many, including me. So I will share something with you all. I am struggling...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Sometimes, looking on EP is like watching

    nature. A female emerges, and the bucks rush to gather around her. True story.
    Shamrocksalono Shamrocksalono 36-40, M 9 Responses Jul 28

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 22 Responses Jul 1

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    PoeticMute PoeticMute 31-35, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 45 Responses Apr 14

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 14 Responses Mar 22

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    So I have a cool *** friend from la

    and she's the most awesome friend ever. You should all be jealous. Lol
    lifeexperiences20 lifeexperiences20 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 23

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    Why do they call 'em buildings

    if they're already built?
    HerbertHomebody HerbertHomebody 46-50, M 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    She Is Adorable In The Morning..

    She walked lazily into the room where I was sitting this morning. I was at my kitchen table enjoying a glass of tea as I answered my morning emails.  She stopped and looked at me.  We made eye contact and I smiled.  She, still groggy from a restful sleep, did not smile back...
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Feb 22, 2013

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    Alot of my thoughts are

    so random. I'll think about one thing and before I even finish that thought I move on to a very unrelated topic. My mind bounces around though. It also depends on what I'm doing though.
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    lifeexperiences20 lifeexperiences20 18-21, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Ten Facts About You!

    1.) You are reading this. 2.) You're thinking that's a pretty stupid fact. 4.) You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5.) You just checked it now. See! Told ya I did! 6.) You're smiling. Admit it, you totally are. 7.) You're still reading these facts. 9.) You didn't...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 28 Responses May 12, 2013

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    You need a doctor baby,

    you scared? ;)
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    There should be a status choice

    for "sassy"!*hands on hips**flips hair**sticks out tongue*
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 13 Responses Jun 24

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    I'm not selfish for deciding to cut you off.

    There just comes a time when I need to stop being unfair to myself.
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 16-17, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 13 Responses Jun 11

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    I'm so thankful that I had a childhood

    before technology took over^^
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 21

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 48 Responses Aug 14

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    There are other fish in the sea gentlemen,

    ,,, but you all want the same FISH!!! You guys and your Blowfish!!! Geeshhhh ;)))) Hahahahahahahahaha
    lalalagirl40 lalalagirl40 41-45, F 8 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JAD01 JAD01 31-35, F 63 Responses Sep 9

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Aug 9

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    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 19 Responses Aug 5

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 15 Responses Sep 7

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 35 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 37 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Up until now, I've completely stayed guarded.

    ...never giving all of my heart to anyone....now I know why.....heartache sucks!! Not sure how to bounce back from this! :(
    brightbabyblues4u brightbabyblues4u 36-40, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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