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    Personal own remix to Brandy's "Have You Ever":

    Have you ever punched somebody so hard it made youuuuuu cry?... I'm not myself around the 20th to about the 30th of the month ::cough cough:: PMS followed by reign of terror...
    DiaLuz DiaLuz 22-25, F 11 hrs ago

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    I'm just chilling and eating ice-cream

    while wearing shorts and around this time of the year it can get around -20. Lol, I don't even care. Opps
    TheNeverendingLlama TheNeverendingLlama 18-21, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    dear everyone, If I do not respond to your

    messages sent directly to my inbox, I'm not "ignoring" you. I'm simply not looking at the messages. I get about 50+ messages a day, and most of them are from perverts, so I don't even bother looking at them anymore. It's annoying and frustrating to keep up with. So don't get so...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 6 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 44 Responses Aug 14

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    People say they want honesty People say they

    would rather have the truth no matter how hard or hurtful it is People get p***ed off if you lie to them Yet.... They lie to their kids and teach them there is some fictional mythical person who brings them presents every year. And even comes down the chimney! Yeah, that...
    Flamesrise Flamesrise 56-60, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I learned there is a correct way to go #2.

    .. yep, we Americans have been doing it all wrong. You're supposed to be in the squatting position. http://wellnessmama.com/7013/squatty-potty-review/ Things learned a friends Christmas parties... lol
    shimmersquirrels shimmersquirrels 22-25, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I like the twisted disney princesses more

    than the normal version. Not sure what that says about me as a person
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 10 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 23

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 25

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    Only two things come from Texas.

    ... Steers and Queers and I don't see no horns BOY!!!! LOL
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 17 hrs ago

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    Heart on sleeve is fun

    and honest, but the predator's love it. It's like blood to sharks. So protect your soft spot - because once it's extinguished, no one gets it. *special thanks to my EP friend A...who inspired this story*
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 18 Responses Dec 7

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    T0bone T0bone 22-25, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    My family: There's 12 people coming over

    for Christmas. Better make 50,00 tamales just in case.
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Jun 11

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11

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    "Amor es mantenerse enamorado a pesar de las

    peleas y discusiones, y luchar para que las cosas pueden mejorar"
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 18 hrs ago

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    Any one on here want to do a challenge with me?

    We talk for 7 days straight, without revealing our face/body's, and by the eight day we reveal? Idk I think it would be kinda fun 😁
    Spark899 Spark899 18-21, M 7 hrs ago

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    nottheaveragegirl nottheaveragegirl 16-17, F 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    extant1 extant1 46-50, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroRulez RetroRulez 31-35 32 Responses Oct 12

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    Everything means nothing

    if i ain't got you...
    GunFinger GunFinger 31-35, F 18 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 37 Responses Nov 24

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    Idk about you guys but my conversations with

    people get really deep and personal after 12:00am
    MariexOkay MariexOkay 13-15, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Sometimes I feel attractive,

    and sometimes I look at myself and feel like damn..your really ugly. must be the lighting lol
    XxSxarletxX XxSxarletxX 16-17, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Another One To Ponder...

    I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met any of Andy's mom's toys....they probably have the same names....
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 19, 2013

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    I hate when someone I don't care

    for on here posts something funny. it's like I want to like it but I don't like them. ohhh the irony
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    me: "mom, I'm trying to eat,

    and your cats are over here, and they're making me feel really uncomfortable" mom: "and what would you like me to do about that?" me: "get rid of them" mom: "and where would you like me to put them?" me: "outside" mom: "it's dangerous outside" me: "good, maybe a tree will...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 57 mins ago

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    Imagine reading a book of every conversation

    where people have spoken about you. O.O
    smeckledorfed smeckledorfed 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 49 Responses Dec 6

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 18 Responses May 9, 2013

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    What if you had an identical twin

    that did **** and you like went to the grocery store and they're like "omg I saw you take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume" and your like "God dammit Gary"
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    You know, sometimes my grandpa would say he's

    going to the store, and then come back with nothing. I think he's secretly hooking up, and I wanna know about it. :p I'm gonna ask him when he gets home lol
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 31 Responses Nov 18

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    smeckledorfed smeckledorfed 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 30

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JD0121 JD0121 31-35, F 63 Responses Sep 9

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 21 Responses Aug 7

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 15 Responses Jun 26

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    Shoutout to the girls

    who do duck faces in photos: you all look stupid. :)
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 23 Responses Oct 27

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    I want to so bad have sex

    but I am not comfortable in my own skin right now. My ex did a lot of damage to me and I gained 20lbs. Yes I was losing before we got together than he ma tally abused me. Now I'm not comfortable in my own skin and now losing the weight either. But I want to have sex. How do I...
    believe201427 believe201427 26-30, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Do you ever think about those "almost

    relationships"? The ones where you meet someone, click, feelings start to develop and then it just stops. It's over before it even had the chance to begin. What could have been isn't and never will be. It leaves you with longings you never knew you had, aching for kisses you've...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 27 Responses Oct 20

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    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 12 Responses Sep 17

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 41 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 16 Responses Mar 22

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Why are so many people (not just on this site)

    rude, pretentious, inconsiderate idiots? How do they function in life without getting shot or punched in the face? I don't get it
    CountryQueen623 CountryQueen623 18-21, F 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    Stranger: Is that Zac Efron shirtless holding

    Nutella?!?!?! Me: nope that's just me. That's how sexy I am... Hahaha Sorry this just suddenly popped into my mind sooo I had to.
    BrokenInnocence BrokenInnocence 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18