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SEND TO A FRIEND:

    If you are a "man" and you love wearing frilly

    underwear, PLEASE keep it to yourself. I PROMISE you, I'm not the least but interested.
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 45 Responses Jul 13

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Oh boy! My whole life is about to change!

    I got a fax from a woman in Spain that has $25,500,00.00 in US dollar just stuck in a safety deposit box and her husband agrees to give me HALF!!! I just have to do a bunch of paper work to transfer funds! Yep! I guess I'll retire early! Strange how they personally selected me...
    rarelyfree rarelyfree 41-45, F 6 Responses 50 mins ago

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    A woman was angry after she happened to see a

    convenience store's cashier registering her as 40s on a cashing device when she was only in 30s.
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 22 mins ago

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    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 42 Responses Jul 17

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    It’s simple really…if you

    and I exchange private messages, what is said between us in those messages IS BETWEEN US. Enough said…
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 33 Responses Aug 7

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    I you eat ketchup on your eggs.

    ...It may not work out between us. Food for thought.
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 12 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Behold my field of give a fvcks.

    ... For it is barren!
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 22 Responses May 29

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    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I can like make up random scenarios by just

    sitting and staring at a wall.
    LFMB LFMB 13-15, F 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    Just saw Documentary series advertised on

    primewire.ag called "Science of Stupid ( 2014 )". Who knew there was a science behind that!! What else what they think of next?
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    If I had a Boxer. ...

    I would name it Breef. ;)
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 20 Responses Jul 23

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 30 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    You find me offensive?

    I find you offensive for finding me offensive. A person who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool. A person who takes offense when offense is intended, is a bigger fool.
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 2 Responses 20 mins ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 44 Responses Jan 7

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    How am I to react when a random person sends me

    a private message and all it says is '' hey '' ? I don't know why someone does that... I'm guessing it's like a worm hoping for a bite? Anyways, I always delete those. It's funny when EP says '' Are you sure you want to delete YOUR copy of this conversation? '' I want to...
    rarelyfree rarelyfree 41-45, F 46 Responses Aug 22

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    I think it would be fun to have sex in a

    thunderstorm, outside in the pouring rain in a field somewhere... Sigh. How romantic.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 28 Responses Aug 4

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 36 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 11 hrs ago

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    It's really funny when someone insults me by

    calling me a druggie. Like I know I'm a f****** druggie how the f*** are you gonna call someone what they are as an insult? That would be like someone walking up to me and saying "you have brown hair" like ok I do. So what's your point?
    GiveMeHead69 GiveMeHead69 22-25, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 17 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    EP is becoming an Adult Kindergarten.

    EPALLIE/the censorship brigade obviously consider us all too naive or not mature enough to decide which groups we want to belong to. Gone are the days when one just doesn't read what one isn't interested in and moves along for others to read and discuss in peace. Everyone has...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 31 Responses Aug 15

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 48 Responses Jan 30

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    When I buy I an alcohol beverage

    and stand before a cashier, they ask me to press a button on a touch panel as it displays a message "Are you over the age of 20?". They also should add a message "Are you driving or going to drive?" on the touch panel. Japan has been seeing unbelievable drunken driver accidents...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 2 mins ago

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    SouthernBelle2 SouthernBelle2 41-45, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    "You gotta eat the breakfast!

    We eat breakfast! Then lunch!"
    AngelGirlSwims AngelGirlSwims 13-15, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Most investment funds have this disclaimer:

    "Before you invest, you should read the prospectus and any other available information" This is true about investing your heart in a relationship too. Before you invest you need to answer these questions: Am I just a goal for him/her, or am I a destination? Will I be on his/her...
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I see my dreams I your eyes

    and ur heart in my dreams!
    Setanta32 Setanta32 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    Its after midnight wondering

    why I am still up, hey do you know if there is a toe monster under my bed. Childhood memories wish i could loose lots of them. Hey where is that goldfish we flushed down the toilet when I was 5. Why am I here???
    sheings sheings 26-30, F 9 hrs ago

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    Japan is now in the fall season.

    But I am glad I can still hear a few cicadas making noises. The summer is always the best season for me and I always miss it greatly. I've once heard a cicada making a noise in November. It was very unusual, but a nice surprise and I also wondered if it was able to find a...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 30 mins ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 26 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    As my 39th birthday is approaches,

    the dreaded thought of turning 40 looms in the back of my mind. My life thus far, has has been seasons of beauty and seasons of pain, seasons of self discovery, and seasons of restoration. I feel fortunate for the life I have, and I have grown from the lessons it has taught me...
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 27 Responses Jul 31

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Feb 25

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    EP : 15% Christians 15% Atheists 20% Depressed

    people 15% Perverts 10% Other Women 15% Accounts pretending to be women 10% Others 100% Weirdos
    akaShaun akaShaun 18-21, M 19 Responses Jun 11

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    I'm on my way to work.

    .. After contemplating whether to go in or not. I hope today will be a good day. Might even do overtime. Let's see how it goes.
    ThoughtfulSoul ThoughtfulSoul 22-25, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Psssst.... Listen listen.

    ..the cat's a ******' Where? where? Behind the chair, hurry hurry get the gun! Oops! To late he's already done! 😜
    CuriousCutiePie CuriousCutiePie 36-40, F 9 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    I am an assistant manager in a store.

    I noticed a peculiar pattern doing the paperwork tonight. The sales I did on my register today happened to total $666 and some odd cents. Our total cash receipts for the day were $3,666.08. And the number on the deposit bag for the day also had three 6's in it. Illuminati...
    mmorgan0678 mmorgan0678 41-45, M 11 hrs ago

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    10 more minutes before I have to get ready

    for work. This job is so much bullshit but it is my only source of income ATM. Since I'm not doing my masters I need to apply for graduate roles.. But since this job is full time I have absolutely no time. It takes me about 2 hours every day to get to work.. It's like 5am here...
    ThoughtfulSoul ThoughtfulSoul 22-25, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 45 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    We live to die or we die

    because we lived ?
    nice4mheart nice4mheart 31-35, M 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    Starting the day off with my lady friends on EP.

    ....... Definitely masochistic...... Gonna be a very long day!!!!
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I can't believe it...

    I'm actually chatting with people...okay men.
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 38 Responses 5 days ago

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 12 Responses Mar 27

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