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    Another One To Ponder...

    I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met any of Andy's mom's toys....they probably have the same names....
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 19, 2013

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    If you don't like the way I drive,

    stay off the sidewalk
    DyingIsAGift DyingIsAGift 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    Life provides a little bit of Everything,

    a little more of Almost Anything, and much too much of Nothing. So, have a little taste of Everything, drink heartily of Almost Anything, and leave Nothing behind, untouched :))
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I don't suffer from insanity.

    I enjoy every minute of it.
    DyingIsAGift DyingIsAGift 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29

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    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    To all my stalkers this is

    for you.. I I Love You
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 5 hrs ago

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    jenni234 jenni234 22-25, F 11 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 21 Responses Jul 1

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 41 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 16 Responses Mar 22

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    An eye for an eye makes the world blind.

    .. My parents have always taught me to be careful about who you choose to give to and help, and that you should just mind your own business and never do more for others than they do for you. I completely hate this view. I believe as humans we were put on this earth to help each...
    Maryyy1 Maryyy1 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    The internet has really allowed

    for the full truth of Shakespeare's quote, "All the world's a stage..."
    pleasantlyanonymous pleasantlyanonymous 22-25 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 30 Responses 5 days ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 47 Responses Apr 14

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    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars

    in the sky and ...... I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
    DyingIsAGift DyingIsAGift 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    EpAllie... you are my friend

    but sometimes you tease me too much! You annoyed me and I hate that fact! Why you keep deleting my stories? Alright if you want to delete it.. could you please at least send the copy of my 'inappropriate stories' to my inbox too? And yes...I am pouting at you!! Pout pout...
    SwanLake78 SwanLake78 36-40, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 22 Responses Aug 7

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    I programmed my GPS for b.

    i.t.c.h and I showed up in your driveway
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Aug 9

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    You're not going to get the butt you want by

    sitting on the one you've got
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 31 Responses Oct 25

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 45 Responses Aug 14

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    OF course I don't mind telling YOU how to GO

    TO HELL.... FIRST, take a right on KISS MY *** LANE... GO straight on "F" OFF way... PULL IN AND PARK at the Intersection of BITE ME ROAD and go "F" YOURSELF AVENUE. ;-)
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Shoutout to the girls

    who do duck faces in photos: you all look stupid. :)
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 23 Responses Oct 27

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    You know that little indestructible black box

    that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
    DyingIsAGift DyingIsAGift 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 16 Responses Jun 26

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JD0121 JD0121 31-35, F 64 Responses Sep 9

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 18 Responses May 9, 2013

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroRulez RetroRulez 31-35 32 Responses Oct 12

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    What the hell do you mean,

    my birth certificate expired?
    DyingIsAGift DyingIsAGift 13-15, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Sweetaugust Sweetaugust 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Do you ever think about those "almost

    relationships"? The ones where you meet someone, click, feelings start to develop and then it just stops. It's over before it even had the chance to begin. What could have been isn't and never will be. It leaves you with longings you never knew you had, aching for kisses you've...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 28 Responses Oct 20

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    Ten Facts About You!

    1.) You are reading this. 2.) You're thinking that's a pretty stupid fact. 4.) You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5.) You just checked it now. See! Told ya I did! 6.) You're smiling. Admit it, you totally are. 7.) You're still reading these facts. 9.) You didn't...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 26 Responses May 12, 2013

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 23

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    Drench yourself in words unspoken,

    Live your life with arms wide open, Today is where your book begins, The rest is still unwritten...
    Maryyy1 Maryyy1 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    I'm giving up coffee

    for a week. Who wants to join me?
    ConcreteSleeper ConcreteSleeper 31-35, M 4 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 12 Responses Sep 17

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Jun 11

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    Billy6549 Billy6549 16-17, M 44 mins ago

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    Nature, its daily music

    so serene, its palette infinite, it touch so full of both magic and warning, its plenty so rich and varied, so kindly offered, has been chosen by man out of his delusion of great power, to be exploited as its skin is torn back and its guts stolen, to be desecrated by the poisons...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 11 hrs ago

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    well it finally happened this morning.

    I broke down and turned on the heat. it was a frosty 40 degrees this morning
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    Everyone is entitled to be stupid,

    but some abuse the privilege.
    DyingIsAGift DyingIsAGift 13-15, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    With the weather turning cold

    and snowy in a large part of the United States I am reminded of an event that happened when I was in college. I and a buddy did some partying and perhaps some alcohol was consumed. That was a Friday night. Saturday morning found us hungry and we were going to venture out. But...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I was talking to a very dear friend of mine

    here today about something we both have in common: our platonic marriages. We were discussing marriage and the physical intimacy that is supposed to be part of a normal, healthy marriage, or really any healthy romantic relationship. Anyway, as we were talking about it, the...
    greeneyedlady72 greeneyedlady72 41-45, F 12 Responses Jul 21

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    Pheww how does life get

    so crazy! How can we be so busy to the point where we can't just sit down and enjoy life... Haven't been here in forever!! 0_0
    jeyy90 jeyy90 18-21, F 13 hrs ago