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    I wonder if I would be able to go on a cruise

    around the world that lasts 128 days!! Could you?
    BeachBumMom BeachBumMom 31-35, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    If I had a Boxer. ...

    I would name it Breef. ;)
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 22 Responses a week ago

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    This is a ****** day.

    .. A really ****** day.
    LittleUnicorn LittleUnicorn 18-21 20 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 47 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 31 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    Dear Ladies Just a reminder

    that mammogramming your boobs is more important than instagramming them
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 13 Responses May 29

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    A woman's legs can do a lot of damage they can

    drive you crazy with lust, kick you in a fit of passion, and easily break your heart by walking out the door. Delicious Fool
    DeliciouslyFoolish DeliciouslyFoolish 46-50, F 45 Responses Jul 19

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 23 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    BeautifulSurprise BeautifulSurprise 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 50 Responses Jan 30

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    Thisis4fun Thisis4fun 56-60, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Just finishing my first alcoholic beverage of

    the evening.. . I might have to finish the bottle...oh, l have... Opening bottle number two as we speak.. Everyone is invited...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 46 Responses 6 days ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 17 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 14 Responses Mar 6

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    Listening to other people describing how they

    raise their kids is awesome. I want to resurrect my parents and sit them down with these people. "Mom, dad, pay attention. This is how you ****** up."
    DanteBlake23 DanteBlake23 36-40, M 2 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    What?! No apple jelly?

    ? How can a big store like this have no apple jelly?? I stared at the shelves for a lot longer than the average person would have hoping the apple jelly would magically appear.
    onlinejnke onlinejnke 46-50, M 55 mins ago

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    Coming on my posts with bitter nonsense trying

    to start something😭. I'm not going to give you the time of day anymore .
    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    LittleUnicorn LittleUnicorn 18-21 20 hrs ago

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    If you are a "man" and you love wearing frilly

    underwear, PLEASE keep it to yourself. I PROMISE you, I'm not the least but interested.
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 51 Responses Jul 13

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    Behold my field of give a fvcks.

    ... For it is barren!
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 22 Responses May 29

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    I didn't say that! Well,

    if I did I didn't mean it.
    Thisis4fun Thisis4fun 56-60, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 18 Responses Mar 13

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    I went to Yokohama's municipal gym.

    There were magazines of muscle builders that included pictures of American and Asian winners of contests. They were extremely masculine and all smiling in their best poses. I thought someone was laughing at me looking at these pictures. I was like a tooth pick compared to them...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I don't mind apologizing

    when I'm wrong, or even if someone thinks I'm wrong.......but keep nagging it and dragging it, NO!!
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 8 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Is one of the plus sides to getting a boob job

    not having to wear a bra? Cause I could see that as a plus anyone else?
    space4rent space4rent 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 46 Responses Jan 7

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    Sometimes I just want to end it all.

    But I remember that with every second more I live means more pizza and chinese food. Life is good.
    DanteBlake23 DanteBlake23 36-40, M 18 hrs ago

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    I married security and sophistication

    when I should've married the boy from the mines who worked with his hands and loved with his heart.
    DeliciouslyFoolish DeliciouslyFoolish 46-50, F 4 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I have CDO, It's like OCD.

    .. but the letters are in Alphabetical Order As they should be!!!
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    DanteBlake23 DanteBlake23 36-40, M 6 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 14 Responses Apr 24

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    should we be worried

    if snoop lion might be lured out of his neighborhood and hunted by a dentist??
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 14 mins ago

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    EP : 15% Christians 15% Atheists 20% Depressed

    people 15% Perverts 10% Other Women 15% Accounts pretending to be women 10% Others 100% Weirdos
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 19 Responses Jun 11

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    Lawd Hammercy 🐸☕️ Just gotta sip my

    lipton and be like that's none of my business .
    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    Talking about "I'm cute/handsome/fine"

    yet they have to use 10 filters to look decent uhkay.
    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 20 hrs ago

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    reader44 reader44 26-30, M 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    My barber told me today "You want to grow up

    too fast." **** had me thinking.
    ThePopeVino ThePopeVino 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 43 Responses Jul 17

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    CrystalLuvsUxxx CrystalLuvsUxxx 31-35, F 29 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I get it . I get it now.

    . The things you want all your life Are exactly The same things that destroy you at the end.
    KosmicKonnection KosmicKonnection 31-35, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Every year I get a new calendar with beautiful

    photos. It almost always takes me several months before noticing I have not turned the month. Like it is in December and the calendar shows a photo of fireworks.
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 2 Responses