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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 17 Responses Mar 9

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    You gotta love a dog

    that stands watch over the kittens being born !! Pic Included!!
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 21 Responses Mar 28

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    I had looked in the mirror

    and realized I got uglier
    LoneLone LoneLone 16-17, M 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF LAMININ?

    Well, I want to share with you this one lady's experience. I thought this was way too awesome to keep to myself. I'm sure some have seen it before, as have I, but still want to make it available to those who haven't.A couple of days ago I was running (I use that term very...
    ArtLover01 ArtLover01 66-70, F 9 hrs ago

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    I hope when we die it's like an infinite

    free-fall. That would be awesome.
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 14 Responses Mar 6

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    I didn't remember how much I had forgotten

    about all the things I thought I knew about love. Now it is crystal clear that I am simply confused!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 8 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 21 Responses Mar 13

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    deleted deleted 26-30 49 Responses Jan 7

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 15 Responses Apr 24

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    Dear Monday, I want to break up.

    I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It's not me, it's you.
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 6 Responses Apr 27

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    Some of y'all need to just smoke some weed

    and just relax and listen to some chill as music
    LoneLone LoneLone 16-17, M 19 hrs ago

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 34 Responses Jan 22

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    Rice balls serve as good portable food.

    You spread rice on a sheet of vinyl, place meat or fish or a dried plum at its center. Then, you pull and fold the sheet from outside to make a ball. You may wrap it with laver. The wall of rice seals what's inside from air and germs so the rice ball is preserved well and can...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 24 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    I used to be suspicious of people

    who don't like dogs. There was a time I would have trusted implicitly if a dog did not like a person. I've changed my mind. Some dogs are unpredictable and downright dangerous. Beware. And be safe.
    1HelluvaMessGma 1HelluvaMessGma 61-65, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    nutssquared nutssquared 26-30, M 21 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 30 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    BrutallyHonest13 BrutallyHonest13 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 47 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    I HATE GOD!! HE DOESNT EXIST!

    !! That's what I'm hearing so many say these days. If God exists, why did he kill so many? Why did he allow the Jews to be killed, or 911? I know the answer to these questions, but I am not going to produce lengthy paragraphs of explanation, as I have before, that no ones...
    ArtLover01 ArtLover01 66-70, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    That’s the glory of love.

    We want the ones we can’t have and crap all over the ones we can.
    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    I got my eyes on you,

    you're everything that i see i want your high love & emotion.. Endlessly πŸ’•πŸ’ž
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 22 Responses Feb 25

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Ok...This song got flagged

    as being BAD BAD BAD!!!I posted the lyrics...Appealed... but what can ya do...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I've never been one to have money,

    so when I do, I don't understand people's obsession.. I spend more on others than I do myself.
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 10 hrs ago

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    Why am I here? This is the question

    that many of us have asked ourselves many times. What is the purpose of me, as a human?The following is the steps that my mind takes to help me keeping satisfied about being here:I go through life, which includes love, pain, disappointment and hope. I experience failure, victory...
    Tiffany94 Tiffany94 26-30, F 2 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 45 Responses Feb 18

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 16 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    I'd like to sincerely thank the internet

    (especially EP) for helping me cultivate my weirdness.
    ambivalentFriability ambivalentFriability 18-21 1 hr ago

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    Is it Monday or Tuesday,

    4 day weekend feels like Monday
    dtdwc dtdwc 36-40, M 21 hrs ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true? Β Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    If human being was properly made,

    we should have one brain for work and everyday chores; and another one to think about the things and the people that really matter.
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 41-45, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    if I had lots of cash to blow I would make a

    green recliner with a face and a sweet voice and name her "chairy"....
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    My brother just called me a demeaning name

    and told me it's the in thing these days. I don't give a flying ____ . You don't talk to me like that. Kids these days, what the hell are u guys thinking ????
    Theboisterous Theboisterous 26-30, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    I don't need nobody πŸ™…

    if you not family. All i need is money πŸ’΅πŸ’΅πŸ’΅ , my degrees to be successful and God πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™.
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 9 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 53 Responses Jan 30

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 21 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 16 Responses Apr 4

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroGamerChris RetroGamerChris 31-35, M 30 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I miss those 24 exposures.

    when you thought long and hard about wether or not that picture of grandma's teeth falling out was worth the time and money. You had only 24 chances to get it right. Those were the days.
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 20 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 40 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    Power went out Monday night at 10pm.

    Estimated time to have it back??? Wednesday at 11pm....Grrreeeaaattt...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses 22 hrs ago