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    Never argue with a fool,

    it is like getting into a stink contest with a skunk!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    A man that ruins your lipstick.

    ...not your mascara....yes please! ;)
    brightbabyblues4u brightbabyblues4u 36-40, F 5 Responses Jul 20

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    My wife has had several affairs.

    It kind of turns me on.
    tx2stepper2013 tx2stepper2013 41-45, M 1 Response 17 mins ago

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    Not so random thought here: I reflect of

    something my manager told us two weeks ago at a meeting he called because there was tension between the co-workers. Before saying this, one of my co-workers was talking about her problem with some other co-workers but she referred to them as "these hatians", as if being Hatian...
    VousEtesBelleCM VousEtesBelleCM 18-21, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Like seeing a butterfly indoors

    and wondering what it's thinking and how it's feeling. It's probably a lost cause anyway, being it's wasted it's time and strength, and would likely get injured if I tried to move it out, if it hasn't eaten something dangerous already. Although I know it doesn't really have...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    How much 'time' must someone have to spend most

    of a morning posting first under one username and then another? Cyberbullying posts by a cyberbully...ironic, amusing, or just sad?
    BlueTortoise BlueTortoise 61-65, F 4 Responses 1 hr ago

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    One time I was in a hotel room with 4 other

    friends The friends had told me that I had fallen asleep and they were all awake. I woke up very suddenly. stood up and shouted "She's a ten" looked around for 10 seconds and then went back to sleep right after that. I don't remember this at all.
    Paragonn Paragonn 13-15, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    That feeling when you sing-a-long with a song

    and you start singing the wrong verse.
    GreenAppleMartini GreenAppleMartini 22-25, F 5 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    tendersoul22 tendersoul22 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    If I'm on the bus or train,

    I like to guess what music people are listening too!
    awokensheepislittlebopeep awokensheepislittlebopeep 22-25, F 4 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I usually can't write very well

    when I'm listening to music. I get distracted and sometimes end up with a page full of half-sentences. I guess the exception to this is when I repeatedly listen to a song I'm already familiar with until it just becomes white noise in the background, sometimes this helps me think...
    Ridiculousity Ridiculousity 18-21 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    It might be because I'm tired

    and delirious, but I keep being amused by everything this morning. I think today is going to be a good day. :3
    Ridiculousity Ridiculousity 18-21 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Nothing like walking into the leftover smell of

    Bengay in an elevator to give you a kick in the nostrils in the morning
    WigginsEP WigginsEP 26-30, M 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 13 Responses Jun 11

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 13 Responses Jun 26

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    FuSoYa FuSoYa 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 30

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    Who first thought of milking cows?

    very pervy of them to see cow **** and other cows milking off it and think..."can we get some too?"
    suziewuzie suziewuzie 18-21, F 7 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Believing that you're beautiful is the first

    step towards understanding your worth as a girl and a woman :)
    happinesslieswithin happinesslieswithin 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    enza105 enza105 18-21, F 22 Responses Aug 7

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    Teenager post.. 12 yrs old girls crying

    because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 12 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.:๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜›
    Lovesweetlove Lovesweetlove 26-30, F 12 Responses Jul 9

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    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I've come to the conclusion

    that there is no such thing as a good girl. A good girl is just a bad girl who hasn't been caught yet. P.s. For the people that can't take a joke and actually take this post personally or seriously, do me a favor and block me. Yah, just go ahead and block me; that's like the...
    RiceBunny55 RiceBunny55 31-35, F 28 Responses Jun 29

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 20 Responses Jul 1

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    Sex is like a musical instrument.

    The performer makes all the difference as to whether it is a good experience or just so so.
    amarillofungirl amarillofungirl 31-35, F 17 mins ago

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 18 Responses May 9, 2013

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    I dislike all people

    who swing their arms while they walk. Jk :)
    Paragonn Paragonn 13-15, M 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I would love to see people reaction

    if I wear my shirt as pants and a short as a shirt and walk around my building... Mmm... Should I do it?
    danjgust danjgust 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Onion makes me cry...

    . And my wallet too.. Haha
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 5 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    One should always appreciate being "OK"

    and having good health. One usually does not know what one has until one loses it.
    HappieStinger HappieStinger 41-45, M 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Quanitta Quanitta 26-30, F 31 mins ago

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    Why do girls tilt their heads

    when they take selfies? And i thought duck face was bad hahaha
    openmindedsmoker openmindedsmoker 26-30, F 9 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. โค๏ธ
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 18 Responses Jun 18

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    Every girl wants a guy who's a polite ****.

    .. Someone to hold the door open for her but still smacks that *** as she walks in.
    RiceBunny55 RiceBunny55 31-35, F 11 Responses Jun 15

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    it takes about 3.4 seconds

    for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "i want to stab every human being on planet earth" ๐Ÿ˜‚
    honeyworks honeyworks 18-21, F 7 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    happinesslieswithin happinesslieswithin 18-21, F 16 Responses Aug 9

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 29 Responses Jul 29

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    I only started saying "oh my god"

    and other such stuff after I officially quit believing in god. o_o Before that I felt bad about it because I thought I was taking his name in vain.
    Ridiculousity Ridiculousity 18-21 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Ever have a fight with a stink bug

    and its crew? I have... -_-
    GreenAppleMartini GreenAppleMartini 22-25, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I use to think the idea of meeting people

    online was completely lame. Only the socially challenged or unattractive people did that because they had trouble interacting face to face...However, after a few months of being on this site...my incredibly narrow minded views on the subject, have drastically changed. In fact...
    brightbabyblues4u brightbabyblues4u 36-40, F 14 Responses Jul 25

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    Paragonn Paragonn 13-15, M 1 Response 27 mins ago

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    Quanitta Quanitta 26-30, F 30 mins ago

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    Ten Facts About You!

    1.) You are reading this. 2.) You're thinking that's a pretty stupid fact. 4.) You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5.) You just checked it now. See! Told ya I did! 6.) You're smiling. Admit it, you totally are. 7.) You're still reading these facts. 9.) You didn't...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 27 Responses May 12, 2013

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 46 Responses 6 days ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true? ย Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    She Is Adorable In The Morning..

    She walked lazily into the room where I was sitting this morning. I was at my kitchen table enjoying a glass of tea as I answered my morning emails.ย  She stopped and looked at me.ย  We made eye contact and I smiled.ย  She, still groggy from a restful sleep, did not smile back...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Feb 22, 2013

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    based on my reaction

    when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
    Th3DayDreamer Th3DayDreamer 18-21, F 7 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Mar 22

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    I feel like people are nicer on here

    (anonymously) than 'friends' on Facebook are. For strangers to be kinder than your family and friends... I mean is it just me?
    erieclover erieclover 26-30, F 8 Responses a week ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 36 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    A Graceful Exit, Or So I Hope

    I struggled with myself as I questioned the wisdom of sharing this. In the end, I realized that I have shared other things openly on EP and so, I feel this can be shared too. EP is a place of openness for many, including me. So I will share something with you all. I am struggling...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Aug 2, 2013

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 45 Responses Apr 14

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    Are you forgetful like me?

    Sitting there with the fridge door open, cup in hand, staring at the jug of water like why am I looking in the fridge. I close the fridge, look at the cup in my hand and I have that ooh moment. Duhhh!
    GreenAppleMartini GreenAppleMartini 22-25, F 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    you see read someone's sad story

    and i see this love it button and feel some how...odd...for loving that she is sad. There should be like a sad face, to empathize than love that she/he is sad and lonely.