Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Have Random Thoughts

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 24,773 People

    I finally figured out how to get rid of

    that annoying sound in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out!!
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I hate it when people argue with me,

    and then end the argument by blocking me. Like. You blocking me without trying to finish the argument just takes all the fun out of it. like, learn how to back your **** up, and then maybe you can actually finish the argument. Hey! Maybe you can even win! people who know me...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 6 Responses 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe

    in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ***.
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 5 Responses 15 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Do you ever think about those "almost

    relationships"? The ones where you meet someone, click, feelings start to develop and then it just stops. It's over before it even had the chance to begin. What could have been isn't and never will be. It leaves you with longings you never knew you had, aching for kisses you've...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 27 Responses Oct 20

    Your Response

    Cancel

    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9

    Your Response

    Cancel

    The balls of some people amaze me!

    !! My friend MeowOnMe has a debate/argument with whatsnewpussycat, she blocks my friend in the middle of the debate because she had no good responses left, and then unblocks her long enough to send this message and reblocks her. Can you say pathetic? *******. And has the audacity...
    CountryQueen623 CountryQueen623 18-21, F 4 Responses 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    the female praying mantis devours the male

    within minutes after mating while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Go out and deal with pointless drama

    or stay in and deal with pointless boredom. Decisions, decisions.
    Sicarium Sicarium 36-40, M 14 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 5 Responses 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    This made me think of EP:I don't think it would

    be too difficult to find someone on EP willing to go turtleback riding. x3
    Friability Friability 18-21 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel

    So I read an article on Cosmopolitan blog post

    that I had sit and come to the conclusion, "man I am a complete *****." I've been guilty of doing this and wonder if I was the only one. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a34364/reasons-women-date-guys-they-dont-even-like-that-much/
    KismetWrites KismetWrites 31-35 11 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 21 Responses Aug 7

    Your Response

    Cancel

    the most assuring thing about being with

    another person, is not knowing what the other person is doing all the time, nor is it in forcing another to like what you like or want what you want, nor is it in having another person promise to love you and you alone.it is in sitting beside that person, holding his hand...
    BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F 1 Response 12 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I think everyone has had feelings

    for someone who didn't have those feelings back. If it's a close friend then naturally it hurts worse. At the same time, you cannot get mad at that person for not liking you back. Being a close friend is not an obligation for that person to be with you, once you take those...
    nottheaveragegirl nottheaveragegirl 16-17, F 6 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    That's the problem with revenge - it's usually

    taken out on the wrong ppl...
    Terrain12 Terrain12 31-35, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Any man or woman who would trade respect

    for fame/fortune deserves neither.
    Nijima Nijima 41-45, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 46 Responses Apr 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    smeckledorfed smeckledorfed 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 30

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I totally hate watching Spike TV this late,

    almost every commercial is for phone sex.
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 18 Responses May 9, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    FACE DOWN, *** UP....

    The only way I tie my shoes...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 6 Responses 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Guys have no idea how long something they said

    can stay in a girl's mind...
    Thiswillbethelast Thiswillbethelast 18-21, F 3 Responses 17 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Heart on sleeve is fun

    and honest, but the predator's love it. It's like blood to sharks. So protect your soft spot - because once it's extinguished, no one gets it. *special thanks to my EP friend A...who inspired this story*
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 18 Responses Dec 7

    Your Response

    Cancel

    From birth we are given a pacifier

    until the moment we can talk. It is then taken away, freeing up the option to speak whilst leaving us wanting to be pacified once again. On that day we were taught not only to want what we shouldn't have but to feel like we need to keep our lips sealed.
    baconrind baconrind 26-30, M 15 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I love this ear ring.

    Wow, so triangle!
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 31 Responses Nov 18

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 16 Responses Mar 22

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroRulez RetroRulez 31-35 32 Responses Oct 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    mongoheadmonster mongoheadmonster 31-35, M 18 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 20 Responses Aug 5

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 23

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I wish I have sense like spidey sense

    when someone have secret crush on me and take advantage of it (chuckle).
    562alex 562alex 18-21, M 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 36 Responses Oct 25

    Your Response

    Cancel

    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 21 Responses Jul 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 48 Responses Dec 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 44 Responses Aug 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Philonous Philonous 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Since when does being the bigger person make

    you weak? Am I such a person for not stooping down to the level of other ignorant people. Not wanting to fuel the fire but to extinguish it for all.
    nottheaveragegirl nottheaveragegirl 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 41 Responses Nov 7, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Why was I born on winter solstice?

    ?Darkest and Longest night of the year?
    liza1996 liza1996 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 43 mins ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I've found a really good time to get sick: The

    first day of a 3 week vacation. Timing, it's everything.
    Nijima Nijima 41-45, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel

    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 15 Responses Jun 26

    Your Response

    Cancel

    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29

    Your Response

    Cancel

    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Jun 11

    Your Response

    Cancel

    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JD0121 JD0121 31-35, F 63 Responses Sep 9

    Your Response

    Cancel
    jeyy90 jeyy90 18-21, F 16 hrs ago