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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 12 Responses Mar 27

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    https://s-media-cache-ak0.

    pinimg.com/originals/d8/99/4e/d8994e244e3f0cf6e45a94abf3990bd0.gif
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    EP : 15% Christians 15% Atheists 20% Depressed

    people 15% Perverts 10% Other Women 15% Accounts pretending to be women 10% Others 100% Weirdos
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 19 Responses Jun 11

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    Thalassophobic Thalassophobic 18-21, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    How to improve your typing accuracy:

    accidentally break your backspace key.
    Tinboxdoll Tinboxdoll 36-40, F 8 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 19 Responses Mar 13

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    Don't take me for granted because,

    unlike the rest, I'm not afraid to walk away.
    Volfield Volfield 26-30, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 2 Responses 49 mins ago

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 43 Responses Feb 18

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    I am so freaking awkward no wonder no one wants

    to sit beside me in the bus :c welcome to loserville.population: me :/
    Jibeisan Jibeisan 18-21, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    So... I met my new neighbor.

    .. Ugh! He's HOT!!!!
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 8 Responses 1 hr ago

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    20 something year old male appears in inbox

    with one word 'kik?'.....really?...does this actually work for anyone?...makes you wonder what sort of effort they put in in the bedroom...not that l really want to think about that!
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 31 Responses Jun 17

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    "I am a Ninja" "No you are not" "Did you See Me

    Do That'" "Do What" "EXACTLY" NINJA--------
    AwakenEdge AwakenEdge 41-45, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    in this whirling mass of entropy you realize we

    are nothing more than a speck of dust a grain of sand nothing more then a pinpoint of light on a scale far larger than we as mortal human beings could ever imagine we are nothing when it comes to the grand design of the universe whether we be happy, sad, or angry for whatever...
    fenrirandimpachi fenrirandimpachi 22-25, M 4 hrs ago

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    Dear Ladies Just a reminder

    that mammogramming your boobs is more important than instagramming them
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 14 Responses May 29

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    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 46 Responses Jun 2

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Behold my field of give a fvcks.

    ... For it is barren!
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 23 Responses May 29

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 14 Responses Apr 24

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 24 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 38 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    If you don't want me at my worst,

    you don't deserve me at my best...
    Netabell Netabell 26-30, F 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    You are but a side project

    and that is all. The outcome of this project is dependent on you but no one else. The project shall have a plus effect on me yet effecless if doesn't work. Yes i will make sure of that. Iife will continue as always but you are the one who will miss it. Sure i will miss it yet i...
    msb2015 msb2015 26-30, M 7 hrs ago

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    I am so pissed off and

    so angry for see a lot add me to their list and most never hear from them. I am normal person who just feel bored and do like to have a conversation that can make me kill my time. I feel so deserted and hell tough thing to see you are not having any to talk with. I hate it and...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 36-40, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I really wish men weren't

    so complicated. And I know you guys say you aren't, but I beg to differ
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 66 Responses Mar 13

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    Have you looked at clouds from

    both sides now? Tears and fears .... I really don't know life ... At all!
    AF00lishHeart AF00lishHeart 46-50, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    SRI'S - well I have had one experience in my

    life where I was given anti depressant by mistake a time. I had gone to the pharmacy that day and locally over here , sometimes we ask pharmacist to recommend something according to the need . I was having a hard working schedule that time and that was about roughly 9 years...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 24 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    Recklessdesires Recklessdesires 31-35, F 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Jibeisan Jibeisan 18-21, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    AF00lishHeart AF00lishHeart 46-50, F 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    thatonedemon thatonedemon 36-40, F 1 Response 22 mins ago

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 19 Responses Feb 25

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    I think if something can kill me.

    It will be this for have no one out there to talk with. I mean talk and not the whole naughty first thing people start a conversation with. Hate where i am right now and starts to feel like i am heading again to the dark tunnel where even at the end no escape and no light. Wish...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 36-40, M 16 hrs ago

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    Star trek showed worm holes.

    And planets given life. And rifts in space. The black hole showed other places If we enter a black hole. So. My mind takes this. After telling an ep member of God And says did God do these things. Or was it planned Like in stargate. When the alien brought...
    Converted Converted 46-50, M 21 hrs ago

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    I'm trying to find the perfect caption

    for the Joey's expression. One possibility is "you don't want to know, man"
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 12 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 52 Responses Jan 30

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 30 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 35 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 16 Responses Apr 4

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 14 Responses Mar 6

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    Cocoa puffs and beer actually go quite well

    together. Morphine makes me itch, why must there be side effects? If I aim to feel nothing, don't mean nothing with a side of itch. I don't appreciate side effects that I did not approve.
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 41-45, F 3 Responses 23 hrs ago

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    Have you ever noticed,

    that when you really need to pee, a hell of a lot of obstacles suddenly appear?
    Longpatrol90 Longpatrol90 22-25, M 3 Responses 23 hrs ago