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    you know you question your friendship

    when the words spoken from your friend is... "I can't wait till Fast and Furious 7 comes out!!"
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 15 Responses Mar 9

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    I remember I saw Prince's "purple rain" outfit

    at a hard rock hotel....has anyone seen it? makes you realize that Prince should be shopping at "Justice" at the mall because he's so freaking tiny
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    True wealth is not measured in the money we

    save, nor the possessions we hoard and hide, nor is true popularity measured by the amount of influential friends we have. It is measured, not it what we keep, but in what we give, not in what we hoard, but in what we share. True popularity is measured in the positive...
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 46 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    There's a show I watched

    when I was little and for the life of me I can't remember the name. I remember a lot of details about it, though. The characters were animals with cubes for heads and they lived in a city. It was CGI, too. The episode I remember has a penguin looking through his telescope one...
    PearlRose PearlRose 18-21 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    It is a weak mind, and a shallow heart,

    that will not accept anything beyond what there own two eyes can see, what their own two ears can hear, beyond what doctrines have educated them with, or beyond what there own life experiences have taught them.
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    I've taken so many random drugs,

    it feels like I'm never going to get as high as I did the first time. Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds suck. I did not get any kind of high from them.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    ASweetBabyBunny ASweetBabyBunny 70+ 31 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I don't want you to tell me not to go fishing.

    .. I want you to come with....... And then I want you to catch the biggest one........
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    I think its time the vice versa attacks on

    both religious and atheist ppl cease on their posts - I think ppl should respect other ppl rights on what they want to say - I vented the other day cause of my personal attacks on my posts , but also this is the first time in my life ive been exposed to atheism- the 6 or maybe 7...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 31-35, M 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    I am ridiculously happy today.

    For no specific reason. And it rocks
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 13 Responses Mar 12

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    My newsfeed looks more like a teenage magazine

    these days. I've got nothing against teenagers, but I don't want 13-year olds commenting and giving advice on my posts that they know nothing about and should not be involved in. It's a reflection of where EP is now - teeny bopper land. Most of the adults have left, and I'm...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    "butterflies taste with their feet".

    ...... .... .... I'm not sure what to do with this information
    effyjenkins effyjenkins 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    seriously who, WHO, just suddenly went like "hey

    if I squeeze on these pink thingies on this cow there comes something white and liquidy, better fricking taste that shizzle"
    effyjenkins effyjenkins 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    This is the main reason

    why I hate biology
    touchtorelax touchtorelax 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 20 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 19 Responses Mar 6

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    I just wanted everybody to know

    that I am leaving ep for good... I'm never coming back..... April Fools!!!!! hahahaha y'all stuck with me !!!
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 4 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 55 Responses Jan 30

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    "April 1. This is the day upon

    which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." - Mark Twain
    hairitgoes hairitgoes 56-60, M 4 hrs ago

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    I have learned more from pain

    than I've ever learned from pleasure.
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 16 Responses Feb 24

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 24 Responses Feb 25

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    Apparently there's a line

    for the bathroom
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 5 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Everyday at work that I hear my 40+ year old

    coworker's phone resonate with the sound of "Truffle Butter" a piece of my soul is destroyed.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 4 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 18 Responses Aug 7, 2014

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 40 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Sometimes people keep their pain to themselves,

    year after year. Some their whole life. Maybe they tried reaching out only to be rejected. Maybe there was never a safe place to let their walls down. Maybe they didn't want to burden anyone else. Especially if said pains are recurring, without a solution in sight. One...
    notthegumdropbuttons notthegumdropbuttons 22-25 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    CowboysAndAngels CowboysAndAngels 36-40, F 47 Responses Feb 18

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    A lot of things we like

    when we're little are just creepy when we're older. For me, that includes furbies and the Teletubbies. There's probably more, but that's all I can remember at the moment.
    PearlRose PearlRose 18-21 8 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 27 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 52 Responses Jan 7

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    ADTRfan ADTRfan 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 13 hrs ago

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    I was thinking how cool it would be

    if everyone had absolute control over their dreams, lucid dreaming. Then I realized everyone would be asleep all of the time. You would have to work minimal hours, for minimal food, adequate shelter and the rest you dream up, so really when you were awake it would be the...
    KittyKurious KittyKurious 26-30, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    "Earth is the only planet not named

    after a god" well yeah cause ofc they can't name it after a god since it's filled with people
    effyjenkins effyjenkins 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    "if Jesus can walk on water,

    can he swim on land?" no but seriously wtf I wanna know
    effyjenkins effyjenkins 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 38 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 16 Responses 5 days ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 42 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    I'm not gonna sweat these bum a** boys,

    too pretty & intelligent for that 💅💅💁
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    You gotta love a dog

    that stands watch over the kittens being born !! Pic Included!!
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 21 Responses 4 days ago

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    Some people came up to me at school a couple of

    weeks ago and started singing "you've gotta have faith faith faith" I'm so sick of that joke xD
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    I really wish men weren't

    so complicated. And I know you guys say you aren't, but I beg to differ
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 69 Responses Mar 13

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