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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 49 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 7 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Does anyone remember the buttercup yellow

    and light blue (decorating) phase that we went through in the 90's? I have no idea what prompted me to think of it! It was widespread in my social circle at the time! Anyone else have memories of it?
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 4 hrs ago

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    I always feel sad for seedless watermelons,

    because what if they wanted babies?
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 38 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 20 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Fifty Shades of Gray I live in the land of

    blue haired ladies. Last night, I attended Fifty Shades with my good friend Oceandock. We were waiting for the movie to start when this "older" lady (meaning way older than me and my friend) yelled out "Bring on the s*x!" Please Lord, don't ever let me do that in my old age...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 31 Responses a week ago

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    I stay away from negative people

    that have a problem for every solution!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Shoutout to the girls

    who do duck faces in photos: you all look stupid. :)
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 24 Responses Oct 27, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 54 Responses Jan 7

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 40 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    I need something that's more

    than coffee but less than cocaine.
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 11 hrs ago

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    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 6 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Yes we exist - women

    who will stand up for other women. So if you want to come onto a woman's post and belittle her or disrespect her then you will meet us. So don't act insulted or shocked if you are called on the carpet and or are blocked.
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    A tongue has no bones

    but it can break a heart.
    KarenIsMyName KarenIsMyName 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 26 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 26 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    There are some weird

    and disgusting experiences on here, but the one that I think is truly awful, is the other woman one. I can't for the life of me see how any self respecting woman would proudly admit or talk about it so nonchalantly, that she's the other woman. That she's messing up another woman...
    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk 22-25, F 5 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    I love reading your stores of love

    and passion. I am very good at making believe they were all written for me!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    InnerCalm InnerCalm 31-35, F 8 hrs ago

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    Some people ask me what my political stance is

    and I see i separate my feet, lower my head , close my eyes , and throw up 2 fingers . One for the left And one for the right
    Princeofnothing Princeofnothing 18-21, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 22 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    Whatever the problem is,

    as long as it isnt gross or inappropriate, I will help you. You can message me whenever and tell me anything. If you need to let out your problems then you can simply just write it all out and I will calm you down. Seriously, you could send me a paragraph on why you hate living...
    stompey stompey 16-17 9 hrs ago

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    FACT: Guys become 50000% hotter

    when they roll up their sleeves. Mhmmmm ;)
    smeckledorfed smeckledorfed 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    Lesson learned # Don't post any political

    issues/ abortion/ human rights ..and all about serious issues .. Just post weird things and funny.. No argument, no angry people!! Be happy and have fun !!
    Sweetheart16 Sweetheart16 26-30, F 13 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I'm not talking to myself today.

    I forgot to buy me candy for Valentine's Day. How rude
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 14 Responses Feb 15

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    Isn't it a wonder how,

    no matter how broken your heart is, you still want only the best for them? This is the magic of real love that longs for the other to be happy even more than it longs to fulfill itself.
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 16 Responses a week ago

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 39 Responses Jan 22

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 20 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    There should be a universal law on how many

    people close to someone can die in a month. I am so over losing people!! Fkkkkkkkkk
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I have learned more from pain

    than I've ever learned from pleasure.
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 17 Responses 3 days ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 32 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    "This story (Noah's Ark) is

    so ridiculous that I find it embarrassing that people try to defend this" - Michael Shermer
    Xplictt Xplictt 22-25, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    if you want to leave,

    then leave. I'm used to it, I'm used to be always left behind. You can't stand me? fine. The door is always open for you. But once you step forward in that door. You are not welcome to come in anymore.
    KarenIsMyName KarenIsMyName 18-21, F 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 17 Responses May 9, 2013

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 58 Responses Jan 30

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    chimbie88 chimbie88 31-35, M 1 hr ago

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    (Picture attached) ISIS just destroyed

    2000-4000 year old ancient Assyrian artifacts in the name of their so called "god". This angers me a lot. You can make fun of me, but I literally cried when I watched that video. And it takes a lot to make me that emotional over something. It was absolutely terrible. I hope this...
    Disqualify Disqualify 16-17, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Sometimes my phone should be taken off me,

    especially when I'm drunk.
    jolley2k jolley2k 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    TheInvader TheInvader 70+ 31 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I once said 'I want to live life to the

    fullest' ... little did I know, I actually had that chance and it was more than I could ask for. 2014 was a big year for me, I had a chance to taste another side of me. That was Domination and submission. I felt so delightful through out the journey. I learned that I could...
    SwanLake78 SwanLake78 36-40, F 33 Responses Feb 5

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 49 Responses Feb 18

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    "No great genius has ever existed without a

    touch of madness." -Aristotle
    Protonyx Protonyx 16-17, M 6 hrs ago

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    Alisha32 Alisha32 31-35, F 43 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    thinking about going into deep caves in the

    middle of ******* nowhere and going dragon hunting.
    CalypsoArt CalypsoArt 26-30, F 9 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    Heart on sleeve is fun

    and honest, but the predator's love it. It's like blood to sharks. So protect your soft spot - because once it's extinguished, no one gets it. *special thanks to my EP friend A...who inspired this story*
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 17 Responses Dec 7, 2014

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    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F 9 hrs ago

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    long time before you reply,

    is one of the things girls doesn't want and hated most.
    KarenIsMyName KarenIsMyName 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 hrs ago