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    based on my reaction

    when toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
    Th3DayDreamer Th3DayDreamer 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 19

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    kmm95 kmm95 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    s0undgarden s0undgarden 16-17, M 6 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Aug 9

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    Sometimes, looking on EP is like watching

    nature. A female emerges, and the bucks rush to gather around her. True story.
    Shamrocksalono Shamrocksalono 36-40, M 8 Responses Jul 28

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    In all the stories, in all the movies,

    the kids who have everything are brats, the kids who's life's suck are nice, honest, brilliant, awesome... And we all accept it, we know that's how it really is. Luxury makes us brats. Misery makes us good people. But we all want everything, and we all hate misery, we all...
    thatonewoman thatonewoman 26-30, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 45 Responses Apr 14

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    Who would win in a fight?

    King Kong or Godzilla?
    darns darns 18-21, M 10 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    You know your life has gone downhill

    if your internet goes down more than your boyfriend.
    amarillofungirl amarillofungirl 31-35, F 20 Responses Aug 26

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 86 Responses 5 days ago

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 23

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    Nobody wants to see your little ******.

    Put that **** away. For real. There's young girls on this site.
    F0REVERY0UNG23 F0REVERY0UNG23 22-25, F 5 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    A quite a few of you,

    especially women (not all) on this site are just attention seekers and very picky. i try to reach out and you just ignore me like Im some plague. Don't ask people about your relationship problems, grow some balls and sort them out yourself. How old are you? 7 years old? and...
    SmileyWileyGuy81 SmileyWileyGuy81 31-35, M 2 Responses 31 mins ago

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    When you reach the end of your rope,

    tie a knot in it and hang on!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 18 Responses Jun 18

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 19 Responses May 9, 2013

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 13 Responses Jun 11

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    depth4 depth4 18-21, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 37 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 22 Responses Jul 1

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    She Is Adorable In The Morning..

    She walked lazily into the room where I was sitting this morning. I was at my kitchen table enjoying a glass of tea as I answered my morning emails.  She stopped and looked at me.  We made eye contact and I smiled.  She, still groggy from a restful sleep, did not smile back...
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Feb 22, 2013

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    June4U June4U 22-25, F 1 Response 55 mins ago

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    buggyjuggy buggyjuggy 41-45, F 7 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I like tuxedos and ties much more better

    than dresses. I fell much fancier and much fabulous! ;o
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Science fact: Heat makes objects expand.

    .. So I'm not fat, I'm just hot! :D
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 18 Responses Aug 5

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 35 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    hajelove19 hajelove19 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 19

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    What do call a friend

    who act like boyfriend..? He always message, then he gets angry if I don't reply him.
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 6 Responses 13 mins ago

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    I love the thought of a male nibbling on my ear.

    However, my cat was not the one I had thought about doing the nibbling. :/
    roseblossom90 roseblossom90 22-25, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    So I speak Bulgarian,

    and I just noticed something weird... Guts: Charva Red: Charveno Ehhh... so... red literally translates to "colour of guts"? The more you know. ._.
    ChortlesOfDoom ChortlesOfDoom 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    buggyjuggy buggyjuggy 41-45, F 9 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JAD01 JAD01 31-35, F 61 Responses Sep 9

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    Who is smarter? Isaac Newton

    or Albert Einstein?
    darns darns 18-21, M 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    F0REVERY0UNG23 F0REVERY0UNG23 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 49 Responses Aug 14

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 28 Responses Jul 29

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    SilenceInBlackAndWhite SilenceInBlackAndWhite 13-15, F 5 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Th3DayDreamer Th3DayDreamer 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 30

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    You know what's funny.

    When guys are posting that there horny some people might think it's creepy, some people didn't bother to reply or heart XD And whenever a lady post she's horny... She gets all the ******* XD That's what I just realized 😂
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Just as the butterfly must struggle to shed

    their cocoon, we all have to struggle into success.
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 14 Responses Jun 26

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    I feel like people are nicer on here

    (anonymously) than 'friends' on Facebook are. For strangers to be kinder than your family and friends... I mean is it just me?
    erieclover erieclover 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 13

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    We are all special. Special sheep making

    bleating sounds in different tones each.
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 36-40, M 1 hr ago

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    Well I'm not much of a reader

    but my teacher made our class to read a book called "The giver" At first I would think the book might be boring but soon enough I really like it, I reached to chapter 9 and I'll tell you that was a great read c:
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 6 Responses Jul 1

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Whenever I ask a simple question my sister gets

    mad at me. Now I have to be like, "Well I'm just saying you don't have to go all Judge Judy on me Bish >:c" XD
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 21 Responses Aug 7

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    Ten Facts About You!

    1.) You are reading this. 2.) You're thinking that's a pretty stupid fact. 4.) You didn't notice that I skipped number three. 5.) You just checked it now. See! Told ya I did! 6.) You're smiling. Admit it, you totally are. 7.) You're still reading these facts. 9.) You didn't...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 28 Responses May 12, 2013

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    i don't look the best

    but i WILL treat you right .
    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Mar 22

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    These little troubles are getting us ready

    for an eternal glory that will make all our troubles seem like nothing. For everything there is a season. -A time to be born and a time to die -A time to plant and a time to harvest -A time to cry and a time to laugh Life comes caffeinated with surprises…CHANGES and...
    antet antet 22-25, M 5 hrs ago

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 14 Responses Sep 7