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    Nothing says I've been doing coke at my desk

    like eating a powdered donut and getting that ish all over me.
    greeneyz83 greeneyz83 31-35, F 5 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 11 Responses Aug 23, 2014

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Sometimes I think of how easy my life would be

    if I had just been a follower .
    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 15 Responses Mar 27

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    Funny how we condemn murder recreationally

    but promote it during war and want to use it as capital punishment.
    ErraticallyGrey ErraticallyGrey 22-25, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 40 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 14 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 55 Responses Jan 30

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    If you assign responsibility

    for your happiness, and assess blame for your unhappiness on someone else, then whose happiness and unhappiness are you responsible for?
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 10 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    So today, I went out with a friend

    who I haven't seen for long, well I haven't seen any of my friends for long! Anyhow, she wanted to go to the rest room, and she trusted me with two things to keep with me while she is there, her 6 month old boy and her purse. She handed me her sleeping boy without a word but...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Am I worth it? Am I really all you need?

    Or are you going to get tired of me and my "problems"? You say you won't, I believe you. But I know myself, it gets harder and it stings you. Still think I'm worth it all?
    TrappedInAWonderland TrappedInAWonderland 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 16 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Ladies if you're already on your 5th boyfriend

    in 2015, it's not men It's YOU *****. Lmfao :)
    LoneLegend LoneLegend 16-17, M 15 hrs ago

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    when my boss gives me my check,

    I go to the bank and they give me a bunch of bills. when my waiter gives me a check, his boss takes it back before I make it to the door. but instead of giving me more bills like the lady at the bank does for my check, this guy takes bills from me. then there's the bills that...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 6 hrs ago

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    Every country is third world.

    Because the wealthy bought each. And can cause pandemic recession Then buy a basketball team.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 2 hrs ago

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    me and my husband need to work out our

    differences, he likes the bulls and I like the clippers...guess we have to do a tickle fight to see who has the superior nba team
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 24 Responses Mar 13

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    Warning: I woke up in one of "those" moods

    today. I am absolutely giddy for no reason, and I am feeling extra weird today.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 37 Responses Jan 22

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    How many dang times I have to tell you to STOP

    undressing me with your eyes?!?!?! USE YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 46 Responses Feb 18

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    LoneLegend LoneLegend 16-17, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    i will try almost anything

    once :) well....... twice to make sure i didn't like it HA!
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    That moment when you are doing your ultra sound

    and it's not what you expected...
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    RetroGamerChris RetroGamerChris 31-35, M 31 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I really wish men weren't

    so complicated. And I know you guys say you aren't, but I beg to differ
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 68 Responses Mar 13

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    i am an extremely tactile person.

    .. i cherish the sensation of being touched by the opposite sex on my face, hands, shoulders and neck
    tiffaz1984 tiffaz1984 31-35, M 14 mins ago

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    I don't expect everyone to carry a conversation

    everyday or even like me for that matter....but....if you are my "friend" a courteous return message is appreciated, even if it is to say you are busy etc...don't leave a message sitting there for days on end when you have clearly been online! Thankyou very much!!
    Angelkins Angelkins 46-50, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 6 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 52 Responses Jan 7

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 23 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 26 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    why is W called W? why not doublevee?

    or why not look like 2 U's? if its a double U, why does it sit next to, as well as look like a double V? whats really going on? ..and whats with the brace on the A? is it so we dont confuse itvwithvan arabic 8? if thats the case, why is it okay for V to look like an arabic 7...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    I probably can't change the world

    but maybe I can spark a mind of that one person that will
    LoneLegend LoneLegend 16-17, M 7 hrs ago

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 13 Responses Aug 9, 2014

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    You gotta love a dog

    that stands watch over the kittens being born !! Pic Included!!
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 22 Responses Mar 28

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    We're not dating, plus I don't

    even know her. Lol every one needs a random kiss every once in awhile. ;)
    IAmNotSparta IAmNotSparta 16-17, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Hahahahhhahaa funny how immature&pathetic some

    people are????I never liked chatting with east Indian people... ****** people.
    SunshineAnderson13 SunshineAnderson13 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 17 Responses Aug 7, 2014

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 17 Responses Mar 9

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 37 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 24 Responses Feb 25

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    Cirque du Soleil sold

    for USD1.2billion I'm tending in my resignation. Finally figured out my calling in life. Am starting my own circus. Now where did I put my tail coat and top hat, again?
    AthenaJones AthenaJones 36-40, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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