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    Somebody please give the coconut back to the

    two monkeys in IT...........
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 11 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 15 Responses Mar 9

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    Sometimes what we want can have toxic

    consequences. We can't always have what we want.
    RoyalTeee RoyalTeee 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    "I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

    " . That's what someone told me not too long ago. If you're thinking the same, you may want to think that over very carefully, because when that opportunity is gone and is no longer an option, you may regret it terribly. In fact, for the rest of your life. . I'm going to ask you...
    GraceIsMine GraceIsMine 66-70, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Every time I get in my car I always look at my

    back seat wishing there was something there dose anyone do this?
    Johntruck17 Johntruck17 18-21, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 17 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 12 Responses Mar 27

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    Being ADHD, I have been always at the most

    bottom of my age in terms of career achievement in 14 years in the office. Once I heard someone jeering about me saying my job was to make clear the bottom line for my division. Even so I have faith in God and I am easy going and look happy many times so many colleagues approach...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 2 hrs ago

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    When you love people you can't expect them to

    love you back. When you help others you can't expect them to help you back. You can't expect people to do something for you just because you've done something for them. And that's what I've learned in this life.
    199xkid 199xkid 22-25, F 3 Responses 36 mins ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 38 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 14 Responses Mar 6

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 47 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    All I want is sushi but I have no money.

    Seems like a small problem compared to everything else going on, but some good sushi would really make me happy right now
    starling156 starling156 18-21, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    A woman's legs can do a lot of damage they can

    drive you crazy with lust, kick you in a fit of passion, and easily break your heart by walking out the door. Delicious Fool
    DeliciouslyFoolish DeliciouslyFoolish 46-50, F 45 Responses Jul 19

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    EP tech guys should do a better job of QA

    before moving broken stuff into production... HAHAHA!!! even EP-the-Alli's image is broken... and the images for her groups...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I often think of life,

    and all that it consists of. Getting married at such a young age of 19, I wonder how life would have been different, had I waited, and been more focused on college, and career as I had planned. Live, experience things, travel, have many encounters. Looking back I know that...
    HeartOfPoetry HeartOfPoetry 36-40, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    I just got told to come in early from my

    vacation... gonna be hell to pay for that... see if I help you damn jerk.
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    ...At some point, it’s inevitable

    that a self-driving car will have to choose between killing you to save nearby pedestrians, or killing the pedestrians in order to save you. It’s also inevitable that a business will exist that will allow rich people to pay to ensure that the latter always happens.
    NanamiChiaki NanamiChiaki 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    IM Glad I never tell I LOVE YOU!

    But I never LIE to tell you that I LIKE YOU!
    Oceandock19 Oceandock19 41-45, F 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    EP : 15% Christians 15% Atheists 20% Depressed

    people 15% Perverts 10% Other Women 15% Accounts pretending to be women 10% Others 100% Weirdos
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 19 Responses Jun 11

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 50 Responses Jan 30

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    Dear Ladies Just a reminder

    that mammogramming your boobs is more important than instagramming them
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 13 Responses May 29

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    Sure would be a plus to be able to see Avi's

    and the pics that go with the posts........
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 6 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    nousernams nousernams 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 43 Responses Jul 17

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    There is a woman whom I dislike intensely.

    I thought about making a voodoo doll that looked like her. (Never mind the fact that I haven't sewn anything or done a craft project in years.) . But then my sense of humor got the better of him. What's the worst thing that can happen to most women? Weight gain. . So, perhaps I...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 2 Responses 38 mins ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 23 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    There is only one thing

    that is disturbing my peace now and that is bureaucracies.
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 31 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    I recently turned 40.

    I am less interested in women and more interested in database and image recognition softwares. I am going straight on paying loan on my room. Viva 40s (≧∇≦)
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Just finishing my first alcoholic beverage of

    the evening.. . I might have to finish the bottle...oh, l have... Opening bottle number two as we speak.. Everyone is invited...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 46 Responses a week ago

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    If you are a "man" and you love wearing frilly

    underwear, PLEASE keep it to yourself. I PROMISE you, I'm not the least but interested.
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 51 Responses Jul 13

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 35 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    CrystalLuvsUxxx CrystalLuvsUxxx 31-35, F 29 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    If I had a Boxer. ...

    I would name it Breef. ;)
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 22 Responses Jul 23

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    When staying friends with someone just isn't

    enough...ha. Bless my gay little heart-forever in the friendzone. I'll just make myself some coffee.
    ADTRfan ADTRfan 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 19 Responses Feb 25

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    If the laws are recognizing more

    and more that animals shouldn't be treated cruelly, do animals have "rights," as children do? Children are dependent but with basic rights. If animals are the same, are their "owners" obligated to give them them proper food and medical care, and should they be prosecuted if they...
    CuriousGuy833 CuriousGuy833 22-25, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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