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    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    Who knew bananas could be

    so much fun :-D
    Jadedlace Jadedlace 36-40, F 28 Responses Jul 28

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    I wish I could twitch my nose like Samantha

    from Bewitched and make a massage therapist appear right now...my feet are so sore and tired. Oh well, I will rejoin reality now...:-/
    Issues33 Issues33 36-40, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    It's weird how in school u learn about some

    weird and hard mathematics, yet u hardly use these formulas but does anyone know if there is a job where u use Algebra, geometry,and calculus ???
    GirlProdigy GirlProdigy 13-15, F 6 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 19 Responses Aug 5

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    PoeticMute PoeticMute 31-35, M 6 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29

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    Can you hold me? It would help me sleep.

    Knowing your there holding me knowing you keeping me safe. Please hold me.
    CuddlesNSnuggles CuddlesNSnuggles 13-15, M 8 hrs ago

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    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 18-21, M 21 mins ago

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 48 Responses Aug 14

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 88 Responses Sep 12

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    Complimenting someone without making it sound

    like you're hitting on them :/
    Sourminds Sourminds 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I was having dinner with a friend last week,

    enjoying good conversation and sharing laughs, when out of the blue she asked what was the secret to my constant good cheer. Her question gave me pause. I have a pretty good life in general. I do have my moments of darkness and loneliness like everyone else, but they don't...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 14 Responses Mar 22

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    *reads post* "Girls message me!

    " *thinks, but doesn't post* "No." :/ *gets answer back* "Ok." *O_o* ":/" :/
    Sourminds Sourminds 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 15 Responses Sep 7

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    so ive been planning to come out to my mom

    because im a lesbian and ive listed ways of how to do it 1. mom: do the dishes me: i cant mom: and why? me: because im a lesbian 2. *mom tells a joke* me: hahahahahahahahahaha omg mom youre so funny im a lesbian 3. mom: whats on the news? me: says here...
    lushsummer lushsummer 18-21, F 6 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I don't get why parents curse

    and say other inappropriate things in front of their children but get shocked when their kid says their first bad or punish the kid for it. It's so unfair! Kids don't just know to say bad things, they learn it. Don't want your kid to sound like a sailor, don't talk like one...
    aja6693 aja6693 18-21, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 19 Responses May 9, 2013

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Aug 9

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 8 Responses Jul 1

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    I was sitting in my transmission service class

    trying to pay attention and i got the circus afro song from madagascar stuck in my head
    lenny1960 lenny1960 26-30, M 9 hrs ago

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18

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    Like geez what's this guys problem?

    People please watch out for this guy. He's a total windowlicker XD Like he saying he's and **** I mean this is pure trolling right here! XD Chad Warden can do better than this phony right here XD
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 22 Responses Jul 1

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    If I were too talk about girls,

    would that be alright?? Nono not as in the good and bad things, i mean like my likings and dislikes ._.
    Crossfire14 Crossfire14 13-15, M 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 13 Responses Jun 11

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    lol I love this. How I feel

    when my ex keeps blowing up my phone
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 16-17, F 3 Responses 32 mins ago

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    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 9 hrs ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 14 Responses Jun 26

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    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    Eyedontgiveahoot Eyedontgiveahoot 36-40, F 10 Responses Sep 17

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    I'm so thankful that I had a childhood

    before technology took over^^
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 21

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    Relax bro! I hate on everyone.

    You're not special. At all. :/
    Sourminds Sourminds 18-21, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    After I argue with my boyfriend I get

    so turned on that I end up pouncing on him. Crazy!
    AddyAddyAddy AddyAddyAddy 18-21, F 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 37 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    heart this experience

    if you were ugly when you were in 6th grade #thankgodforpuberty
    lushsummer lushsummer 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    hajelove19 hajelove19 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 19

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 23

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    Another One To Ponder...

    I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met any of Andy's mom's toys....they probably have the same names....
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 21 Responses Sep 19, 2013

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 22 Responses Aug 7

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 45 Responses Apr 14

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    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    She Is Adorable In The Morning..

    She walked lazily into the room where I was sitting this morning. I was at my kitchen table enjoying a glass of tea as I answered my morning emails.  She stopped and looked at me.  We made eye contact and I smiled.  She, still groggy from a restful sleep, did not smile back...
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Feb 22, 2013

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    I remember my friend came over

    and this was a strange yet disturbing question I got from her... "I always wonder, if a girl with a large chest turns into a guy would he have a big ****-" Me: *Throws pencil at her* Bwaaaaa!!!! D: Her: What I'm just saying! Me: I'm going to get a coca cola...
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    There should be a status choice

    for "sassy"!*hands on hips**flips hair**sticks out tongue*
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 13 Responses Jun 24

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    i experienced some bad **** here,

    last night i was out late at night, and found a pregnant girl with big belly outside crying and asking for help, i actually decided to get out of the car and see what she needs and she said she needs to get home and her 'stomach' is killing her and she was crying, i couldn't say...
    JamesLovato JamesLovato 18-21, M 5 Responses 1 hr ago

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    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 35 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    When did I start growing up?

    Is it when I lost my child-like curiosity? When I stopped looking at a flower and admire its beauty? When the only books I read now are deemed necessary for a job?When I walk past a beggar or a street dog without sparing even a second glance? When I need to pretend that what...
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    i hate conversations

    that go like friend: lets do something me: like what? friend: idk
    lushsummer lushsummer 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    If you give too much

    and don't get what you were waiting for in return. Don't change yourself or say you regret giving that person too much, because I promise if you could go back in time I bet you'd act the same way. Love everyone, not because you want people to love you back, but because that's...
    BeatTheBest BeatTheBest 18-21, M 1 Response 6 mins ago

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JAD01 JAD01 31-35, F 63 Responses Sep 9

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    AsuraIV AsuraIV 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 30

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 11