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    If I had a Boxer. ...

    I would name it Breef. ;)
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 20 Responses Jul 23

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    Why have croutons gotten

    so big? Remember when they were just little quarter-inch cubes? Now they're gigantic and rock hard. Oh well. Salad is pointless anyway.
    jimmyjohnjohn jimmyjohnjohn 26-30, M 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I saw a travel article on an American news site

    that was introducing soy sauce as a Japanese invention. I scrolled down to the comment section and saw a Chinese person saying soy sauce was Chinese invention. I replied to him and told him to read the article and said soy sauce was Japanese invention. Then a couple of Chinese...
    katsuobushi katsuobushi 36-40, M 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    EP : 15% Christians 15% Atheists 20% Depressed

    people 15% Perverts 10% Other Women 15% Accounts pretending to be women 10% Others 100% Weirdos
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 19 Responses Jun 11

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    I dont get why you need a reason to be nice.

    You do what you think is right. You choose. You decided. Dont blame someone else of the outcome. If they're doing something wrong, its their jinx, not yours. Just treat ppl the right way even though you're treated no less than a wall. What goes around comes around. Like a...
    shimiecarlos21 shimiecarlos21 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    When I see ads on TV with smiling,

    happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on...
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 51-55, M 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I think it's funny that

    after the Ashley Madison hack it was discovered of 5.5 million female accounts only 12,000 were active real accounts. As if women need a website to have an affair.
    tx2stepper2013 tx2stepper2013 41-45, M 7 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 23 Responses Nov 18, 2014

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    How am I to react when a random person sends me

    a private message and all it says is '' hey '' ? I don't know why someone does that... I'm guessing it's like a worm hoping for a bite? Anyways, I always delete those. It's funny when EP says '' Are you sure you want to delete YOUR copy of this conversation? '' I want to...
    rarelyfree rarelyfree 41-45, F 46 Responses 5 days ago

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    BeautifulSurprise BeautifulSurprise 36-40, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I think it would be fun to have sex in a

    thunderstorm, outside in the pouring rain in a field somewhere... Sigh. How romantic.
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 22-25, F 28 Responses Aug 4

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    It happens like this: It happens slowly at

    first and then it’s all there at once with a wail jostling and then it settles in from the toes up it settles in. Maybe it’s the beard or the corners that weren’t there before but it’s good it’s better. It isn’t everything but it’s better. Maybe it was the moment...
    Meghna99 Meghna99 18-21, F 41 mins ago

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    It’s simple really…if you

    and I exchange private messages, what is said between us in those messages IS BETWEEN US. Enough said…
    txbtrfly txbtrfly 41-45, F 33 Responses Aug 7

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    Why do so many of us settle

    for less than mad passionate love when it comes to getting married? Is it because we've been hurt too deeply by love? Been disappointed once too often by a prince who turned out to be a toad? Or do we give up because we've never found that passion and we convince ourselves it's...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 30 Responses Nov 24, 2014

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    just when it can't get worse i have a sh1t day.

    you have a sh1t day. i think that life's too short for this! want back my ignorance and bliss!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 4 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    Behold my field of give a fvcks.

    ... For it is barren!
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 22 Responses May 29

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    If you are a "man" and you love wearing frilly

    underwear, PLEASE keep it to yourself. I PROMISE you, I'm not the least but interested.
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 44 Responses Jul 13

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    It's so weird saying "the kids are in school"

    since I graduated.. It's still pretty damn fun to say.
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Happiness can be found

    even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.
    BeautifulSurprise BeautifulSurprise 36-40, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Hidden agendas? I have some

    but they are never going to concern anyone because I am not going to pursue them.
    VerticalCirrus VerticalCirrus 22-25, M 16 hrs ago

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    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 16-17, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    So bored tonight. A nice non-s-xual

    conversation would be nice. Ha I know on EP?!?! lol
    BeautifullySickkk BeautifullySickkk 31-35, F 23 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    KaleidoscopeMoment KaleidoscopeMoment 36-40, F 12 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Try scan this EP Allie,

    for removing two of my stories, back to back. See the necklace * you.
    jjoe01 jjoe01 41-45, M 3 hrs ago

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    Beauty...isn't about having a beautiful face.

    It's about having a beautiful mind, a beautiful heart and a beautiful soul.
    BeautifulSurprise BeautifulSurprise 36-40, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    EP is becoming an Adult Kindergarten.

    EPALLIE/the censorship brigade obviously consider us all too naive or not mature enough to decide which groups we want to belong to. Gone are the days when one just doesn't read what one isn't interested in and moves along for others to read and discuss in peace. Everyone has...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 32 Responses Aug 15

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 12 Responses Mar 27

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 45 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 18 Responses Feb 25

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    .WOOT WOOT!! Figured out my comp coding problem!

    ! Brain officially dead... time to zone out on a game and kill sh1t!! I ain't doin no more coding till at least 10 tonight then will do more overnight... if I do go near it I expect Hotmessexpress to kick my wittle azzzzz !!! Ok not so wittle... :P
    evienneOwnedByMasterBlaise evienneOwnedByMasterBlaise 41-45, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    To all the girls up late waiting

    for that guy to text you that long good night paragraph... Go to sleep he don't care about you ☺️☺️
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 16-17, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I try to be a good neighbor.

    I don't let my dog bark at night. I weight until at least 10 before I cut my grass on weekends. I will help any of them if the ask or even if they don't. I have a vice. I enjoy a cigar. So in the summer evenings I turn the radio on a listen to the baseball game, with a good...
    showstar showstar 66-70, M 3 hrs ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 44 Responses Jan 7

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    CrystalLuvsUxxx CrystalLuvsUxxx 31-35, F 29 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I somehow feel alone without a close family.

    My blood family is very steeped in a traditional way of thinking. I only moved in with them around age 11. Before that, I was brought up by my aunt and cousin but my mum was jealous of my aunt and my family moved literally and we didn't see each other for years. Recently, I saw...
    Kletsgo Kletsgo 26-30, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 42 Responses Jul 17

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 26 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    It happens like this.

    "One day you meet someone and for some inexplicable reason, you feel more connected to this stranger than anyone else--closer to them than your closest family. Perhaps this person carries within them an angel--one sent to you for some higher purpose; to teach you an important...
    Meghna99 Meghna99 18-21, F 45 mins ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 35 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 48 Responses Jan 30

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Jul 1, 2014

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    if inside a cell there exists an entire tiny

    universe it would be too small for us to ever detect. I find it impossible that our universe isn't part of some enormous thing that's too huge for us to ever detect.
    ZenaMarie ZenaMarie 22-25, F 7 hrs ago

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    I look to the future

    because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life...
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 51-55, M 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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