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    ...and they lived happily ever after.

    How many times did we hear, read, say those words? Most of us have grown up with fairy tales about valiant princes and delicate princesses and mean dragons and evil witches. I wonder who came up with the idea of raising children with such skewed views of reality. We are led...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 14 Responses Jun 11

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    Conversation with my 7 year old nephew.

    .. Him: "what's a period?" Me ".... Um I will tell u when you're older" Him: "is like period in school... Like a class?" Me: .... Lol Him: " omg is it worst!! Can I catch it?" Me: ... Lol what?
    Netabell Netabell 26-30, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Didn't give a **** yesterday,

    don't give a **** today, and in all honesty I probably won't give a **** tomorrow either.
    AsuraIV AsuraIV 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    There comes a point in every relationship

    where we know we need to walk away. Even when every instinct in us is screaming to hang on for just a little while longer, we don't have it in us to do it anymore. There comes a point when the pain of their words/silence/indifference becomes too hard to bear. There comes a point...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 22 Responses Jul 1

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    moonziggy moonziggy 18-21, F 47 Responses Aug 14

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    if i go to hell, im going to torture everyone

    by always asking if its hot in here or is it just me •-•
    lemonrain lemonrain 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    When strangers add you on Instagram

    and I'm here like hey you're cute..who the *** are you lol
    Jookie216 Jookie216 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    Likes will stick to likes - humans are not

    difficult to figure out - just drop in on any social media and you will know/ see what people support or favorite - it then gives a survey of how shallow or great the minds that we got around.
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M 5 hrs ago

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    heyheyyybae heyheyyybae 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    DaddysCupcake DaddysCupcake 26-30, F 1 Response 18 mins ago

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    Is it just a coincidence

    that the soda coke has the same name as coke as in cocaine
    beautifulher beautifulher 18-21, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    mishandle mishandle 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    As I have noticed, the biggest percentage of

    members of this site are those with mental issues, followed by yucky pervs.
    JAD01 JAD01 31-35, F 66 Responses Sep 9

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    My thoughts for today.

    ..if anyone is interested, that is, in little old me and my observations so far... Do you ever notice that the EPer's who post stories..oops...experiences...telling us all about what a good person they are, kind hearted, easy going, full of integrity, respect etc etc -the list...
    MistyMoon1 MistyMoon1 41-45, F 25 Responses Sep 11

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    I Have Questions

    Somedays I wonder: Are you truly real? Or, did I dream you into existence? And what I mean by that is this: What else could possibly explain you, other than my having dreamt you? How else could you conceivably have the effect on me that you do? It's as if you somehow found the...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 18 Responses May 9, 2013

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    you're in bed and you're lonely

    and you think you need a man when in fact you only need a new pair of shoes so open your laptop
    Netabell Netabell 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    I'm so thankful that I had a childhood

    before technology took over^^
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 21

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    Avengehisdeath Avengehisdeath 13-15, F 4 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Guy: you stupid little kid: na I'm not Guy:

    what's 9+10 little kid: 21 lmaoo that vine gets me every time ??
    jessierobinson jessierobinson 13-15, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I dont understand why people ask

    if they can use the bathroom. No, I'm terribly sorry you have to crap in the back yard. ❤️
    lexifaith435 lexifaith435 13-15, F 19 Responses Jun 18

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    Anyone on here follow me on Twitter.

    .. I follow back (: @jazzy_zapata
    FreeSpirit02 FreeSpirit02 18-21, F 2 Responses 32 mins ago

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    Another One To Ponder...

    I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met any of Andy's mom's toys....they probably have the same names....
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 22 Responses Sep 19, 2013

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    Why is it the ONLY license we don't renew is

    our marriage license? We have to renew a driver's license, a fishing license, a CCW license.... He'll even the dog's license has an expiration date. All of which I can allow to lapse of I choose not to continue using it. Yet my marriage license... Not so much.
    WitchingHourAuthor WitchingHourAuthor 36-40, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I wonder how many calories I burn

    when I run away from my problems
    Netabell Netabell 26-30, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Goliath2014 Goliath2014 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 30

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    When you're playing your favorite song in car

    then all of a sudden you hear somebody else "singing" along and it scares the **** out of you. And your like, can you stfu so it don't get into an accident with you sounding my a dying seal? Damn and your ruining my song.
    xsimplysara xsimplysara 16-17, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    So a family friend I haven't seen in

    while was giving me a compliment today and it felt really genuine... Long-Story Short: I always get shy when someone compliments me :/ *sigh*
    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I'll never find love

    because no one will love me as much as the boys that could have--no one will be smart enough, good-looking enough, talented enough, caring enough, sweet enough. I want an amalgam of all these things and push those that don't away. No one will ever be enough. And I don't care for...
    Fuzzies Fuzzies 56-60, M 1 hr ago

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 27 Responses Jul 29

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    When i see a single shoe on the side of the

    road, i wonder what happened to the owner, who throws out one shoe?
    Smiletoday33 Smiletoday33 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 14 Responses Sep 7

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    http://www.returnofkings.

    com/45334/5-reasons-why-girls-with-tattoos-andor-piercings-are-broken I would just like to point out the stupidity at the person who wrote this article, or agree's with who wrote this article... ANY girl WITHOUT piercings and tattoos can also be exactly the way he described...
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    hajelove19 hajelove19 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 19

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 39 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    AsuraIV AsuraIV 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 30

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true?  Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 34 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    I finally found Love.

    Page 346 in the dictionary.
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 23

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    A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to

    unbutton her shirt to have a better view of her heart :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 16 Responses Aug 9

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    It's funny how sometimes,

    the person you'd take a bullet for, are the ones holding the trigger....
    Eyedontgiveahoot Eyedontgiveahoot 36-40, F 10 Responses Sep 17

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    He ****** me off beyond belief

    but I can't imagine my life without him.
    Lanigga14 Lanigga14 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    There should be a status choice

    for "sassy"!*hands on hips**flips hair**sticks out tongue*
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 14 Responses Jun 24

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    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 89 Responses Sep 12

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    13 yr old girls: I have suffered a lot in love.

    Its time i live my own life. Me: Who the **** made you suffer??Mickey mouse?
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 1

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    Just got married!!!..

    ..on The Sims
    Xo12345 Xo12345 18-21, F 21 Responses Aug 7

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    "true beauty is within"

    for example... opening your fridge
    Netabell Netabell 26-30, F 5 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    LoneLegend LoneLegend 13-15, M 2 hrs ago

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    MEN... Ugh....They say they want a girl

    that is natural and blah blah blah..."O i like you better without Makeup""Stop Wearing Makeup"The list goes on ..Then as soon as another female walks in the room With a face full of makeup : Foundation, Eyeliner, Lipstick, Blush, Lash Extensions, etc... They LUST..Like why not...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 15 Responses Jun 26

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    Just get out of my head.

    ... Please! Does anyone forget their first love? I truly miss him
    tearsfalling89 tearsfalling89 22-25, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Netabell Netabell 26-30, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 46 Responses Apr 14

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    bittles03 bittles03 16-17, F 5 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I love vines so much,

    they have me dying of laughter every time, LOL
    xsimplysara xsimplysara 16-17, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    Sungirl3 Sungirl3 46-50, F 38 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Butterflies can't see their wings,

    they don't know how beautiful they look to humans. People are like that too, they don't realize how beautiful and unique they are
    CanYouHearTheSilence CanYouHearTheSilence 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago