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    Just finishing my first alcoholic beverage of

    the evening.. . I might have to finish the bottle...oh, l have... Opening bottle number two as we speak.. Everyone is invited...
    MistyGoddess MistyGoddess 41-45, F 46 Responses 5 days ago

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    A woman's legs can do a lot of damage they can

    drive you crazy with lust, kick you in a fit of passion, and easily break your heart by walking out the door. Delicious Fool
    DeliciouslyFoolish DeliciouslyFoolish 46-50, F 45 Responses Jul 19

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    LittleUnicorn LittleUnicorn 18-21 1 hr ago

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    What is it with all the women smothering men's

    WB's? Is it a comp or just a way to get attention. 1 does wonder bout these things.
    LaAgente LaAgente 36-40, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    The comfortable and comforting people are those

    who look upon the bright side of life; gathering its roses and sunshine and making the most that happens seem the best. The clearest sign of wisdom is continued cheerfulness. People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy. The best way to cheer yourself...
    PosterGirl PosterGirl 31-35, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Listening to other people describing how they

    raise their kids is awesome. I want to resurrect my parents and sit them down with these people. "Mom, dad, pay attention. This is how you ****** up."
    DanteBlake23 DanteBlake23 36-40, M 1 Response 33 mins ago

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    I never thought my phone would say "I found a

    big c*ck" when I meant rock. I never thought it would happen, but I was wrong. Had to censor a word because apparently EPAllie hates roosters.
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 3 hrs ago

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 35 Responses Oct 25, 2014

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    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon 31-35, F 38 Responses Dec 6, 2014

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    Dear Ladies Just a reminder

    that mammogramming your boobs is more important than instagramming them
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 13 Responses May 29

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    LittleUnicorn LittleUnicorn 18-21 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    The fact that jellyfish have survived

    for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 14 Responses Apr 24

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    I fear someday if men don't start respecting

    women, then they're all going to turn lesbian.
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Being born (and continuing to live)

    as an extremely emotional person may make life 10 times more difficult to live than usual, but once it works right, it's 1,000,000 times more beautiful :)
    insidious2014 insidious2014 18-21, M 5 hrs ago

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    I wish somebody would give me a good excuse to

    wear a dress that shows off my neck, shoulders, and cleavage.
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 50 Responses Jan 30

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    The only reason some people are still alive is

    that they're not worth the prison time!!
    waterman1065 waterman1065 46-50, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I'm only going to wait

    until 3p.m. For the strippergraph to show up....if he doesn't show up by then I'm only going to wait a few more hours!
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 7 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Lucky Duck

    I was experiencing a lot of pain several weeks ago, not sure what it was and being a weekend, I couldn't book an appointment with my doctor. At the urging of my husband I finally decided to go into emergency at our local hospital. It was discovered that I had a kidney stone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 39 Responses Aug 12, 2012

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    Earlier today I felt like I was ready to eat a

    bullet, but after talking to a battle buddy, I got my head together, took my meds, and I feel better.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Religion is like a penis - it is quite alright

    to have one but if you insist on whipping it out and try to shove it down my throat then we shall have a problem :)
    SolitaryElf SolitaryElf 41-45, F 15 Responses Mar 9

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    BackedByNeeds BackedByNeeds 36-40, F 5 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Changing my life one step at a time.

    Today I quit alcohol!
    CrystalLuvsUxxx CrystalLuvsUxxx 31-35, F 29 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    This is a ****** day.

    .. A really ****** day.
    LittleUnicorn LittleUnicorn 18-21 34 mins ago

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    If you are a "man" and you love wearing frilly

    underwear, PLEASE keep it to yourself. I PROMISE you, I'm not the least but interested.
    Sunnykel76 Sunnykel76 36-40, F 51 Responses Jul 13

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    How Can You Tell If A Love Is Lasting And True?

    Have you ever had feelings for someone-- feelings of love and then asked yourself if the feelings are real or true? ย Many of us have fallen in love at sometime in our lives and then found later that, in spite of the love and the confidence it gave us, the relationship did not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 33 Responses Apr 6, 2012

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    Lawd Hammercy ๐Ÿธโ˜•๏ธ Just gotta sip my

    lipton and be like that's none of my business .
    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    rumblingheart rumblingheart 18-21, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    If I had a Boxer. ...

    I would name it Breef. ;)
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 21 Responses 6 days ago

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    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    Wild Afternoon Musings..

    We were both standing by my workplace desk, chatting about work..he casually bent down to retrieve something out of my desk drawer. I'm sure he was clueless to the fact that having him this close...bending down, dangerously close to my...navel, sent my brain cells into a tailspin...
    deleted deleted 26-30 37 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    My boyfriend is like an xbox.

    I don't have an xbox.
    noxicillin noxicillin 26-30, F 25 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    The 50 States of America,

    If They Were Actually People in a Bar... I definitely want to hang out with Florida and Texas, they sound like a lot of fun! http://www.tickld.com/x/the-50-states-of-america-if-they-were-actually-people-in-a-bar
    UnCaro UnCaro 51-55, F 4 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Things I'm going to miss: My grandma

    and I watching Perry Mason in black and white every morning at 10am. Absolutely love that show and a lot of the older shows. Gilligan's island is pretty funny, and I'm trying to get into Daniel Boone, trying really hard lol. Our shows consist of criminals minds, Bones...
    BeautifullyAmiss BeautifullyAmiss 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    Nope I got nothing...

    .can I borrow one of your random thoughts?
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 9 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I am far from perfect,

    but at least I am not fake!
    GJOFJ3 GJOFJ3 56-60, M 14 Responses Mar 6

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    They say love is blind,

    I disagree. Infactuation is blind. Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing the flaws and blemishes and accetpitng them. Love is accepting the bad habits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 19 Responses Feb 25

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    Physical attraction is very common.

    Mental attraction is extremely rare...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 12 Responses Mar 27

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    EP : 15% Christians 15% Atheists 20% Depressed

    people 15% Perverts 10% Other Women 15% Accounts pretending to be women 10% Others 100% Weirdos
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 19 Responses Jun 11

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    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 46 Responses Jun 2

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    I want love. I want a deep,

    meaningful, powerful love. I want a love like how Kanye loves Kanye.
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 18 Responses Mar 13

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    For a girl, no matter how many times she denies

    it, she will always remember every single detail, every moment, every piece of the memories you've left her with. No matter how much she tries to forget, it will always be there.
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart 13-15 17 Responses Aug 5, 2014

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    Have you ever met the right person at the wrong

    time? He's everything you've been looking for, she's all you've ever wanted in a woman, only he's in a relationship, she's married, one or both isn't available and the timing seems off. But what if it isn't? What if, on the contrary, the timing is actually perfect? Think about...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 47 Responses Apr 14, 2014

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    The phrase 'racially colorblind' is kind of

    idiotic. I understand that, especially among people with multiple ethnicities, racial identity is kind of a social construct, but at the same time the concept of race is a ubiquitous presence people of color are forced to deal with. Saying you're racially colorblind is like...
    GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Myzery Myzery 31-35, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Someone send me a message!

    My inbox has been quiet for far too long.
    Ccj9999 Ccj9999 36-40, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Talking about "I'm cute/handsome/fine"

    yet they have to use 10 filters to look decent uhkay.
    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 1 hr ago