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I Have Rules About Drinking Vodka

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 21 People

    My Rules

    I only have one "just say no!"
    kinkitty kinkitty 36-40, F 8 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    Re: Vodka

    Never drink Vodka on a empty stomach. I feel a funny sensation. Never drink vodka awhile eating spicy noodle. Damn My mouth was burning.  Never drinking vodka where you are driving.  Drinking vodka at parties is good. Please drink Vodka responsibly.  
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 27 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    First Taste

    the first time i drank i had vodka,nobody told me how i was supposed to do it so i just chuged as much as i could as fast as i could...i apparently get REALLY loud and i was later told i could actually walk a straight line..i ended up laying on the ground for the 100th time and...
    VitalSign VitalSign 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2012

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    My Rules...

    1-DON'T, unless it's a cooler and then only one. 2- Do not drink unless there is nothing else to drink.  
    TiPoupon TiPoupon 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 13, 2008

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    My Rules

    1: Never drink it straight(unless it's only one shot for unique situations/events) 2: Never add it to drinks just to get drunk 3: Never toss it in the air(it'll decrease the taste of the cocktail) 4: Never rely on it to get the drinker too drunk to notice a failed cocktail
    NeutralKing NeutralKing 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 6, 2013

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    The Cure For Insomnia

    I will only ever drink vodka if Im with someone boring and I need to sleep. Vodka makes me sleeeeeeeeeeepy.   But raspberry vodka and lemonade is yummy, it tastes like lollipops
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    French Vodka Is An Abomination

    I will never drink French vodka, I have heard rumours it makes you want to find a German to surrender to.  I prefer to drink the top shelf such a Belvidere, Chopin or Ketle One as life is too short to drink the cheap stuff!
    BigPouge BigPouge 36-40 Dec 9, 2008

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    Vodka

    is so damn strong. When I drink a little of it. I cough.  I will I like Vodka coolers.1. Never drink when you are working2. Drink it when you are not working3.  Never offer Vodka to someone who can't handle Vodka
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 6 Responses Sep 12, 2011

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    Only When I'm Drunk

    #1: I never drink vodka unless I am drunk. This is a silly rule but it has served me well up to this point. #2: I also drink vodka if I am naked. If I am naked and somebody offers me vodka then I am probably drunk so there is no problem with rule #1
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 2 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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