#1: I never drink vodka unless I am drunk. This is a silly rule but it has served me well up to this point.
#2: I also drink vodka if I am naked. If I am naked and somebody offers me vodka then I am probably drunk so there is no problem with rule #1
I will never drink French vodka, I have heard rumours it makes you want to find a German to surrender to. I prefer to drink the top shelf such a Belvidere, Chopin or Ketle One as life is too short to drink the cheap stuff!
is so damn strong. When I drink a little of it. I cough. I will I like Vodka coolers.1. Never drink when you are working2. Drink it when you are not working3. Never offer Vodka to someone who can't handle Vodka
1: Never drink it straight(unless it's only one shot for unique situations/events)
2: Never add it to drinks just to get drunk
3: Never toss it in the air(it'll decrease the taste of the cocktail)
4: Never rely on it to get the drinker too drunk to notice a failed cocktail
Never drink Vodka on a empty stomach. I feel a funny sensation. Never drink vodka awhile eating spicy noodle. Damn My mouth was burning. Never drinking vodka where you are driving. Drinking vodka at parties is good.
Please drink Vodka responsibly.