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I Have Rules About Drinking Vodka

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    I will only ever drink vodka if Im with someone boring and I need to sleep. Vodka makes me sleeeeeeeeeeepy.   But raspberry vodka and lemonade is yummy, it tastes like lollipops
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    Vodka

    is so damn strong. When I drink a little of it. I cough.  I will I like Vodka coolers.1. Never drink when you are working2. Drink it when you are not working3.  Never offer Vodka to someone who can't handle Vodka
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 6 Responses Sep 12, 2011

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    My Rules

    I only have one "just say no!"
    kinkitty kinkitty 36-40, F 8 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    Only When I'm Drunk

    #1: I never drink vodka unless I am drunk. This is a silly rule but it has served me well up to this point. #2: I also drink vodka if I am naked. If I am naked and somebody offers me vodka then I am probably drunk so there is no problem with rule #1
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 2 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    My Rules

    1: Never drink it straight(unless it's only one shot for unique situations/events) 2: Never add it to drinks just to get drunk 3: Never toss it in the air(it'll decrease the taste of the cocktail) 4: Never rely on it to get the drinker too drunk to notice a failed cocktail
    NeutralKing NeutralKing 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 6, 2013

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    My Rules...

    1-DON'T, unless it's a cooler and then only one. 2- Do not drink unless there is nothing else to drink.  
    TiPoupon TiPoupon 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 13, 2008

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    French Vodka Is An Abomination

    I will never drink French vodka, I have heard rumours it makes you want to find a German to surrender to.  I prefer to drink the top shelf such a Belvidere, Chopin or Ketle One as life is too short to drink the cheap stuff!
    BigPouge BigPouge 36-40 Dec 9, 2008

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    Re: Vodka

    Never drink Vodka on a empty stomach. I feel a funny sensation. Never drink vodka awhile eating spicy noodle. Damn My mouth was burning.  Never drinking vodka where you are driving.  Drinking vodka at parties is good. Please drink Vodka responsibly.  
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 27 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    muppetmaster muppetmaster 41-45, M 3 Responses Oct 31

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    SadisticPsychopathicBitch69 SadisticPsychopathicBitch69 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    lost12unit lost12unit 13-15, M Nov 8

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    I wonder how many people dreamt about me?? My guess is none
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    Still, thinking about suicide comforts me.
    MaryJay712 MaryJay712 16-17, F Nov 10

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    i can do it if i really want to which i do. but im scared about what might happen afer.
    lulubear271 lulubear271 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    When I hear that I say - NO. I DO NOT ACCEPT THAT. DO. NOT. And this goes to EVERYONE who feels this way. I do too. I'm not that idiot who thinks they know what they are taking...
    Masqurade Masqurade 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    ExPButterfly ExPButterfly 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I just want to die. I don't have to watch the kids tonight...so maybe tonight? I cut too deep and one too many pills
    jackjack600 jackjack600 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 23

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    I don't want to be here... I walk along busy highways hoping someone is drunk and swerves into me... I walk through huge fields late at night hoping to be attacked by wild animals...
    MrCutBleedSmile MrCutBleedSmile 18-21, M Oct 26

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    So many times has this come across my mind... And all the different ways I could Drown myself, cut my wrists and bleed to death, over dose, jump out in front of a car, jump off a...
    catho catho 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 26

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    Almost constantly ! Seems as if I can never quite settle down . I am always so restless , always aching for some new adventure . I am also commitment phobe in a way I am starting...
    BornOnDaBayou337 BornOnDaBayou337 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 3

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    It's days like today I regret not overdosing ages ago. That way I wouldn't have to suffer the way I am today. I wouldn't have to witness the love of my life play happy families or...
    1BrokenWoman 1BrokenWoman 18-21 1 Response Nov 6

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    One more job interview next week, but this will have to be the last one. Marriage is done, I've applied for 300+ jobs, have had many in-person interviews but I guess it's just not...
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    dancedesire dancedesire 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    I used to be hitler,....................
    WeSeeWeJudge WeSeeWeJudge 13-15, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    Honestly **** everything. Nothing I ever do is ever good enough. I just wish I can go to sleep and never wake up.
    nathanieljlaw nathanieljlaw 18-21, M 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I acually tried to kill myself the other night after my boyfriend told me he doesnt love me anymore and is into another girl. I took atleast 20 pills and got dizzy and passed out...
    AnnonymousSecrets AnnonymousSecrets 16-17, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I'm so tired. I'm so tired, I just want it to be over.
    crookedteethteen crookedteethteen 13-15, F Oct 21

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    But instead of suicide...I want to be a living donor...donate my heart, lungs, kidneys to those who deserve to live longer. Is it possible?
    l3lackmamba l3lackmamba 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 21

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    Okay **** this... If this pain and suffering doesn't want to end... And my mind won't stop wandering to those dark places then I'm going to force it to!!!! Forcing myself to sleep...
    MrCutBleedSmile MrCutBleedSmile 18-21, M Oct 21

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    Took 2 melatonin to try and fall asleep but it's not working!! The thoughts and urges are getting stronger... I want to take another two or even three melatonin pills... But the...
    MrCutBleedSmile MrCutBleedSmile 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 21

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    I hate my mind so much! I'm watching my siblings and still just want to die! :(
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