I Have Rules About Drinking Vodka

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    Only When I'm Drunk

    #1: I never drink vodka unless I am drunk. This is a silly rule but it has served me well up to this point. #2: I also drink vodka if I am naked. If I am naked and somebody offers me vodka then I am probably drunk so there is no problem with rule #1
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff
    46-50, T
    1 Response Apr 30, 2008

    My Rules...

    1-DON'T, unless it's a cooler and then only one. 2- Do not drink unless there is nothing else to drink.  
    TiPoupon TiPoupon
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 13, 2008

    My Rules

    I only have one "just say no!"
    kinkitty kinkitty
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Apr 30, 2008

    My Rules

    1: Never drink it straight(unless it's only one shot for unique situations/events) 2: Never add it to drinks just to get drunk 3: Never toss it in the air(it'll decrease the taste of the cocktail) 4: Never rely on it to get the drinker too drunk to notice a failed cocktail
    NeutralKing NeutralKing
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 6, 2013

    French Vodka Is An Abomination

    I will never drink French vodka, I have heard rumours it makes you want to find a German to surrender to.  I prefer to drink the top shelf such a Belvidere, Chopin or Ketle One as life is too short to drink the cheap stuff!
    BigPouge BigPouge
    Dec 9, 2008

    The Cure For Insomnia

    I will only ever drink vodka if Im with someone boring and I need to sleep. Vodka makes me sleeeeeeeeeeepy.   But raspberry vodka and lemonade is yummy, it tastes like lollipops
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    3 Responses Dec 10, 2008
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