I Have Said Things I Am Not Proud Of

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    Bits Of Elvis Have Not Left The Building

    My therapist was giggly with excitement, despite my full of hour of woeful self-recriminations, as she's going to see Paul Simon at Hyde Park in London tonight. She said he was "recreating Graceland".  I said I wouldn't want to be the one who did the plumbing.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    Jul 14, 2012

    I Was Due The Extra Twist

    Round my Ex’s, having put my daughter to bed, I caught five minutes of the new BBC programme ‘Superstar’... the usual garbage about trying to cast a singing Jesus for ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’. She kicked me out of the house for suggesting that the best way of choosing...
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    46-50
    Jul 8, 2012

    Irrelevant Detail

    Clitoris, or clitorisn't.All the same to me.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
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    1 Response May 21, 2012
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