I Have Said "Woman, Make Me A Sandwich" And Gotten Results

a group for people that have said "woman, make me a sandwich" and gotten "results" beyond just being ignored 16 People

    Seriously???

    I don't know many or any self respecting women that would react positively to this if you were serious. It'd have to be a joke and she'd have to know it was a joke.
    vsethbreding vsethbreding
    31-35, M
    May 28, 2013

    Aha!

    I said it......i got slapped. Not quite wat I wanted. She came in and fed me biscuits after though so it wasn't too bad :D
    Tuklr Tuklr
    18-21, M
    May 28, 2013

    So, I Made Him A Sandwich~

    He said " Woman, make me a Sandwich." So I said Abbra Ca Dabbera~~~ You are a sandwich. mini
    minimeowz minimeowz
    61-65, F
    2 Responses May 28, 2013

    "Ok" I Made The Sandwich

    I drew a smiley face with the barbecue sauce.
    Christeia Christeia
    18-21, F
    May 28, 2013

    Sure!

    I'll make you a sandwich. With arsenic.
    Mdear Mdear
    18-21, F
    May 28, 2013
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