I Have Some Seriously Random Thoughts

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    How come people take

    so many pictures of themselves i wonder. You take a moment to look around and all you see most of the people do is taking selfies or pictures of themselves with people or with objects and stuff. I personally do not like clicking pictures of myself and there are hardly any...
    bloomish bloomish
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Sep 2, 2015
    bowchickawowow bowchickawowow
    46-50, F
    1 Response Sep 5, 2015

    I have many random thought

    which normally people don't think. For example once I have thought Time is God, can't time be God? :/
    Srey24 Srey24
    18-21, M
    Feb 20

    LadyHeartnMind LadyHeartnMind
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 18, 2015

    So this is just a random memory.

    I was thinking about how some things are pretty much universal. I bet there isn't one mom who has never said don't forget to wash behind your ears. I remember my mom saying to me and me saying to my kids. What is it with kids? You send them to have a bath, remind them to...
    Serenitree1 Serenitree1
    70+, F
    2 Responses Feb 19
    Kkgunny Kkgunny
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 18, 2015

    If I live in a closet does

    that make me the boogieman?
    GrinchFairy GrinchFairy
    16-17
    1 Response Feb 6
    PietroMaklakov PietroMaklakov
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 21, 2015
    TheNewBatman TheNewBatman
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jun 21, 2015

    My take on the differences between how men

    and women talk. Man: I have a strong appetite for sex. Woman: *thinks silently* (Appetite does not equate with stamina and vigor.)
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Jan 15

    what if dinosaurs had a society like ours

    but they all wanted to commit suicide because they have completed their purpose in so they sent a rocketship filled with pterodactyls to space to guide me right to earth to commit a mass suicide like a cult
    dom55090 dom55090
    18-21, M
    Feb 21

    Ya know what would be cool?

    Getting a giant teddy bear and taking the stuffing out. Then line the inside with comfortable fabric. Once the work has been done... get inside and ta da! Oh, wait a zipper or buttons are needed as well. After buttons are added then you have a teddy onsie! I have a new goal to...
    GrinchFairy GrinchFairy
    16-17
    Feb 21

    My 13 year old godson was visiting yesterday

    and this morning. I had recently purchased the Spiderman dvd the original from 1967, and he, being a huge Spidey fan, was watching it with me. He started asking about my after-school routine when I was his age. I know HIS is to come home from school, get a snack and either...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 28, 2015

    I integrated the second elementary school I

    attended, when my parents bought their first house in the suburbs. Our neighbors on both sides moved out when we arrived. Mom mentioned once when I was an adult that they were longtime renters but didn't want to live next door to us. When the realtors were showing the houses...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    11 Responses Feb 19

    So, one day I was driving past a rural town

    and saw a truck out in a field spreading manure for fertilizer. The first thing that popped into my head was, "If that thing was a Transformer, would it's name be Shitstreak?"
    digitaloverload digitaloverload
    36-40, M
    May 24, 2015

    I been thinking a lot about this life thing.

    What it has in store for me and what am I gonna do with it. We humans always think for ourselves right? always the same old, get married or stay single bla bla Some they want a better life, so they choose to immigrate bla bla. We are are chasing our dreams, going after what...
    Sal1603 Sal1603
    18-21, F
    Jan 28, 2015
    paulincalifornia paulincalifornia
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 10

    this one time I had a dream

    where I was running down a dark street and suddenly Michael Jackson appears in front of me and starts singing thriller. All of a sudden Michael Jackson stops dancing and woalk to me. He pats my head then jumps onto a horse and rides away. I woke up after that.
    Tovar Tovar
    13-15, F
    Jun 19, 2015

    How would you handle being in the center of 2

    feuding friends? I was asked this question some time back but I never really thought about it until I now find myself in this situation now Answer: I would never carry tales OR gossip about one to the other. These tales may just be mere words to the tale carrier but to the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 27, 2015

    As she lies in the dark she knows With each

    beat of his heart it draws nearer. The time he'll open his eyes He walks in a beautiful wilderness. Until that moment. Where he awakens to reality. Fixation in the space of a second. As pupils focus from a drug hazed dream And he'll see that she's not who she was. And he won't...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 20

    Why are cupboards called cupboards?

    Is it because cups are placed on boards or am I just over thinking this?!
    EmaHope EmaHope
    31-35, F
    Jun 18, 2015

    Sometimes even the most traumatizing ones

    suddenly come out or even an unpleasant flashback. I have a pretty small headache...
    Harlequins Harlequins
    13-15, F
    1 Response Nov 13, 2015

    A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it

    reach the bottom of its throat. Ever think of that? NO. YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
    DeathThrone DeathThrone
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2015

    I knew that online chatting is usually a fun

    pastime which was imo wasteful bc they hardly go anywhere. But I've never thought that they can also be short term intensive language classes, very exciting philosophy lectures, emotional strength trainings which will keep your emotions on your toes at all times, brainstorming...
    whyacinth whyacinth
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 14

    I wonder if you could create a famous picture

    entirely out of whole pizzas
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 19

    i know so many people

    that wouldn't be friends with me if I was ugly.
    staypeachy staypeachy
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Sep 6, 2015

    89 aliens in the grass.

    . And they are all mine..
    PastelLime PastelLime
    31-35
    Nov 10, 2015

    I've been lying in bed

    for quite a bit already & they just keep coming & coming.
    RandomExistence RandomExistence
    16-17, M
    Feb 20

    A woman can devote herself to women

    because a man has disappointed her, but could it be that sometimes the man disappoints her because she was looking for a woman in him ?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2015

    I was one Facebook when I saw

    that an old high school friend posted a picture. She was a fresh man when I was a senior and she just graduated this year. Anyway, she moved to north to Michigan in a rural town filled with those mossy oak wearing kiddos who are "oh my god I'm so country" she went from being a...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jun 19, 2015

    I really hope when I use -.

    - people dont think im making a kissy face. Im merely using that to show that I am tired and want to go back to sleep. What? Thats a kissy face? Goddamit! Well, this is going to be awkward.
    GrinchFairy GrinchFairy
    16-17
    Apr 13

    ...How am I supposed to express my feelings

    if I can’t use kawaii faces in real life. (◕︵◕)
    MiraiKuriyama MiraiKuriyama
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 31, 2015
    PietroMaklakov PietroMaklakov
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2015

    So now there's been the shooting of two

    innocent police officers. And based upon the record of the moron who did it, HE should've BEEN in jail or in a mental hospital, at the very least. But people, of course, who didn't consider the deaths of Michael Brown, Tamir Rice and Eric Garner a "trend" are only too quick to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Dec 22, 2014

    Sometimes I really wonder

    if I am missing someone, or just missing the days that connect with that someone, or whether these two are basically the same... and whether having my heart aching when listening to a song that connects with it all, means that I am missing them, or whether it just means that I...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Feb 28

    Mine the other day while with my toddler: We

    live with and (usually) understand a human being who speaks a completely different language for about the first 1-2 years of their life...wtf!
    Calypisspuss Calypisspuss
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 20, 2015

    If a chair fell on its back

    and someone asked me why i would tell them that it was so tired from standing up all day it needed a rest
    IwillBePretty4U IwillBePretty4U
    16-17, F
    Dec 14, 2015

    aliens don't have tongues that's

    why they steal them from cows
    dom55090 dom55090
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 21

    School aka hunger games.

    There's no mercy !!! Let the games begin . . . on monday
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 15, 2015

    How many Jewish Grandmothers does it take to

    screw in a light bulb? None... They'd rather sit in the dark. I always wondered where WEXICO was... but then I finally turn my souvenir blanket right side up... Back in my day, we had Nine planets. When I was in college, I was once busted for taking boys to my room in a...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Oct 16, 2014

    bloop......yup.....bloop.

    Don't you agree?:)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 18, 2015

    Ok, here's an insight to my mental self :P I

    was thinking the other day, imagine if everything was living, apart from obviously meat and things that used to belong to animals and plants, but if most things were living, then every time we broke a plate, we were murderers, and our clothes were paedos, constantly perving on...
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx
    16-17, F
    Apr 1, 2014

    Majority of the world are still trying to find

    themselves. Everywhere you go you see people who have lived many years before you, struggle as you do. Even people with a decent job, still have the habit of doing wrong things. Do you know why? Life has practically been manipulated to the subconscious of humans. Humans are so...
    WarzJack WarzJack
    26-30, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2015
    Offing Offing
    22-25, F
    Feb 20

    My own self created motto:" If you aren't

    afraid of death, you can do anything " Death is the ultimate end, it is the only worse case scenario that can happens. And I can certainly tell u that I ain't afraid of it. It doesn't mean that I wanna went suicide or anything. But I like the feelings that it gaves me. I feel...
    Sal1603 Sal1603
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 13, 2014

    White dress has turned red.

    HOW you feel about that depends on what mythology you fancy. IT depends on what superstition you believe in. It's all a matter of perspective
    LittleBirds0827 LittleBirds0827
    41-45, F
    Nov 17, 2014

    If superman wears his costume underneath his

    clothes, where does he hide his boots?
    positivevibes23 positivevibes23
    36-40, M
    1 Response Feb 5
    jeanzie jeanzie
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 20, 2015

    That feeling when the good-girl-gone-bad

    syndrome leads to some bad scenarios. Can someone just have fun without the stupid hassle? Argh.
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 10

    Sometimes when I'm upset

    or angry, I just need to calm down and I've realized that just running my hands through cold running water helps. I just let the water slip right through my fingers. It's weird how you can't really grasp water. It'll always find its way to leak out and slip through your fingers...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 19, 2015

    Where there is a will,

    there is a way. Where will is lacking, something's gotta give.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 25, 2015

    It is one of those days

    where life sucks because it ends with death, all the good things in your life and any opportunities you could think of suck, because it isn’t fair that others don’t have access to them. You wish you could blame people rather than life, it is much easier; because you don...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Dec 19, 2015
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