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    My ****. Is like an M16,

    yo ****, broken vending machine!
    EnslavedRonin EnslavedRonin 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    I always new that I was heading

    for a dead end, To tell you the truth ALCHOL is my only best friend it makes me feel good and it's always there for me but it's also my worst enemy. Most day I tell myself I'd rather have alcohol as my best best friend then any person on this planet, because alcohol is reliable...
    SunshineH316 SunshineH316 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    What if we are all wrong.

    What if our universe is a dump site. A worm hole began us. And we bubbled out from there. Plus developed black holes. To dump on other existences. Lol. I know right. Ok comment.
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 5

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    I'M More Random Than A Turtle With A Daiper Eating A Hamburger While Rollerskating

    I jus randomly think things. Like: what color is a hand when it's in hydration-peroxide for a few hours? Or: how do you make a fire underwater. Stuff like that.
    N1CKizARB0K N1CKizARB0K 13-15, M May 6, 2013

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    How's This

    i'm skydiving you know 10,000 ft in the air and what pops in to my head is how funny it would be to meet the ***** whale from the Hitchhiker's guide up there :P
    sadnessisnotinfinity sadnessisnotinfinity 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 20, 2011

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    Keep Up!

    Sometimes people cannot keep up with my thoughts because I can be all over the place. What seems connected to me, may not be connected for the person I am talking too. I constantly find myself explaining why I am talking about what I am tallkking about to my girlfriend because...
    Juke75 Juke75 36-40, M 1 Response May 18, 2012

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    Ok I don't understand This guy said he love me.

    Well I feel the same way too. But he is like wanting me to see his d1ck. I mean not everyone we chat he ask but a few times this happens already. So far he has only show his **** in his pants. So I kinda know the shape. He said he would just send if I ask. He trust that I won't...
    definiteintegral definiteintegral 16-17, F Sep 20

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    Наверно кто-то,

    где-то... Can anyone translate this ?I am not able to understand
    liza1996 liza1996 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    What if I had a pet elmo

    and a black hole in my room!
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 4

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    Well I asked my mom and turns out I'm pretty

    good mixture of everything thing that comes out of the UK but welsh.... Explains a lot....
    xXhollypotatoXx xXhollypotatoXx 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    I wonder if animals have real thoughts.

    And think, or of they are just like mush in the head and do random ****. I wonder if they ever, like dream or wish things would happen or feel emotions.
    taylahmaree24 taylahmaree24 13-15, F Jun 1

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    "Tell me, how do you want it?

    " lol this thought is stuck in my head......ummmm *blushes*
    JMGEARTHTHINKER JMGEARTHTHINKER 18-21, F Oct 31

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    jerzee78 jerzee78 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 26

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    Men watch it in private.

    .. Women read it in private... some even read among their friends and laugh and some with their spouses and boyfie's... its not fifty shades of grey...
    suziewuzie suziewuzie 18-21, F Sep 24

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    I posted an ad on CL

    for a FWB, but I'm second guess it. I did it before a few years ago and had many guys I met u with. Why am I being so cautious now?
    believe201427 believe201427 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Wondering what it feels like to have a plumb

    thrown at you... Got some issues to sort out...
    Awakened92 Awakened92 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    My own self created motto:" If you aren't

    afraid of death, you can do anything " Death is the ultimate end, it is the only worse case scenario that can happens. And I can certainly tell u that I ain't afraid of it. It doesn't mean that I wanna went suicide or anything. But I like the feelings that it gaves me. I feel...
    YongTauFoo YongTauFoo 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 13

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    I just graduated! I graduated from "I Have

    Random Thoughts" to "I Have Some Seriously Random Thought"!!
    Yu12 Yu12 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    Okay I have been on EP

    for a few months. Sometimes I want to talk about Existentialist thought, Humanity, politics, or the cosmos. Other times I might want to discuss learning and growing. But often, I just want to flirt and explore Sexuality as a means of connecting in a more intense way. Does that...
    Simplecomplexity Simplecomplexity 46-50, M 1 Response May 24

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    I Just Don't Know

    I'm not sure whether I like you, or dislike you. It changes daily it seems. It's quite ridiculous actually. And sort of sad in a way. But then again,..I feel exactly the same about salted, cured pork stuffs.
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 13 Responses Mar 2, 2011

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    If all gorilla's and monkey's became extremely

    intelligent, such as us, would we go through the planet of the apes? 0-0 scary...
    Awakened92 Awakened92 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    I thought of this a few nights ago: What

    if ghosts aren't ghosts, they're real people - and we are the ghosts and we're haunting them and don't know it. And when one of them "haunts" one of us it's because it's being exorcised :P
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M Jun 1

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    What would the world be like

    if animals were people and people were animals?
    PoisonIvy97 PoisonIvy97 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    flyyhigh21 flyyhigh21 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    Why are bananas that shape?

    How do fish sleep? Why doesn't NATO stick a bloody great great concrete wall between Israel and Palestine and say ENOUGH! Why does the U.S. always have trouble enforcing it's own laws? The number of states that defy orders from legislature only for them to be challenged and...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    So now there's been the shooting of two

    innocent police officers. And based upon the record of the moron who did it, HE should've BEEN in jail or in a mental hospital, at the very least. But people, of course, who didn't consider the deaths of Michael Brown, Tamir Rice and Eric Garner a "trend" are only too quick to...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 10 Responses 2 days ago

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    What if smart people were outcast

    and dumb people were the most popular.
    JaysGrief JaysGrief 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    its really wierd, like we can just talk about

    life and then BAM i think about puppies lol and then BAM i think about the world hunger. i know i have a problem hahaha
    Differentisgood Differentisgood 16-17, F Apr 30

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    -There's a ladybug in my classroom :3 -I want

    some beef jerky -I'm in such a good mood -Guess who made waffles~~? -I want a ferret -I love Paramore~ -It's cloudy and I like it -Jenna Marbles is funny XD -I need to redo my nails -Poke poke poke -Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...i forget the rest ._. -His smile is adorable...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17 Apr 1

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    I'm Ok, You're Ok.....

    Be not encumbered....be free to live, makes mistakes, and to forgiveyourself of these....Seek each new day to reach a higher plane ofthought.....Stagnation is contradiction to ones vitality and evolutionwhile in this dimension....We are just passing through after all issaid and...
    lookingwindow lookingwindow 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 5, 2013

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    Is it just me or do you get sad

    when you read a really good post and then realize the person never came back to update? I hate when that happens. Ive been going through that a lot lately. -.-
    xxladyjadedxx xxladyjadedxx 22-25, F Dec 10

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    lookingwindow lookingwindow 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 5, 2013

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    I wonder if potatoes think.

    No other vegetable. Just potatoes.
    Wadboy Wadboy 13-15, M 2 Responses May 20

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    White dress has turned red.

    HOW you feel about that depends on what mythology you fancy. IT depends on what superstition you believe in. It's all a matter of perspective
    LittleBirds0827 LittleBirds0827 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 17

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    My Random Mind

    sometimes i stop and think what colour does a smurf go when u strangle it or what my favourite gas ring is and i just cant help having random thoughts
    Brendan121 Brendan121 16-17, M Apr 18, 2013

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    What if when we leave our houses,

    our dogs walk on their hind legs, sit in the couch the way people do in dressing gowns and slippers and drink coffee and watch TV :P
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 1

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    How many Jewish Grandmothers does it take to

    screw in a light bulb? None... They'd rather sit in the dark. I always wondered where WEXICO was... but then I finally turn my souvenir blanket right side up... Back in my day, we had Nine planets. When I was in college, I was once busted for taking boys to my room in a...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper 51-55, F 5 Responses Oct 16

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    What if everywhere was like.

    .. Canada. What if hurler finished the job. Can you imagine how many things would not have happened??? 9/11. Afghanistan, operation enduring Freedom, Iraqi freedom, desert storm. Public executions on video tapes sent to the president. No more scraggly beards and turbans. No more...
    JaysGrief JaysGrief 16-17, M Jul 21

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    How the hell do people not like pickles?

    Why don't people call giraffes "those big things with weird dots"? How did early men discover sex?
    ThisIsJustForFun ThisIsJustForFun 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    Ok, here's an insight to my mental self :P I

    was thinking the other day, imagine if everything was living, apart from obviously meat and things that used to belong to animals and plants, but if most things were living, then every time we broke a plate, we were murderers, and our clothes were paedos, constantly perving on...
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F Apr 1

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    I'm the most random person in the world,

    lol thoughts come and go my mind works strangely hahaha
    catxfreak catxfreak 18-21, F Sep 5

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    have you experienced what's going on your

    surroundings and it looks like it happened already or you already had it in your past dreams. I think I'm not the only only one who experiences that, maybe there many of us and maybe you also but you only disregard it.
    stephencordon stephencordon 18-21, M 1 Response May 20

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    No seriously. Like how did i end up drawing a

    picture of a humanoid bird while listening to Screeching Weasels and all the while my mind's distracted by some story involving Vin Diesel and what he likes to eat for breakfast.
    sevenforasecret sevenforasecret 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    Everybody has random thoughts, and always for good reason. follow them up and you realise that random thoughts lead to random truths :) Blah!!!
    SunshineH316 SunshineH316 22-25, F Dec 11

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    My so-called "Random Thoughts" really are random. Most of them appear to me in the middle of the night. They might occur after I've smoked a nice fat joint, or be inspired by what...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Nov 28

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    I have random thoughts every few minutes. This random thought I have a question with: why is it that with patterns if you look at it in a certain way you see faces? And why is it...
    XxLittleBrotherxX XxLittleBrotherxX 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 26

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    I constantly have random thoughts and feelings. It can be a little confusing sometimes and it's nice to be able to write them down.
    CaliginousHeart CaliginousHeart 18-21, F Dec 4

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    That's right ladies, the latest in a long line just walked out, just look for the advertisements under Random Thoughts and you could be the next contestant on the woe is me train.
    extant1 extant1 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    I still don't understand why Charlie Sheen is playing the "ladies man," on Two and A Half Men. I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and he's probably a ladies man in real...
    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    I haven't really written anything on EP in about 4 days. Just posted a few little blurb-y things. It's frustrating when I have ideas for something I want to write but am missing...