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I Have Some Seriously Random Thoughts

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    No seriously. Like how did i end up drawing a

    picture of a humanoid bird while listening to Screeching Weasels and all the while my mind's distracted by some story involving Vin Diesel and what he likes to eat for breakfast.
    sevenforasecret sevenforasecret 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    I drove by a "Gentleman's Club" called Mermaids.

    Can anyone explain how a Mermaid would pole dance?
    KCN33 KCN33 31-35, F 6 Responses Oct 10

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    flyyhigh21 flyyhigh21 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 5

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    What if when we leave our houses,

    our dogs walk on their hind legs, sit in the couch the way people do in dressing gowns and slippers and drink coffee and watch TV :P
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 1

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    Do we lose the feeling of love

    when we get distracted and drained by others ? I want to remain grounded in joy are these two opposing concepts?
    basque01 basque01 36-40, M May 20

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    My Random Mind

    sometimes i stop and think what colour does a smurf go when u strangle it or what my favourite gas ring is and i just cant help having random thoughts
    Brendan121 Brendan121 16-17, M Apr 18, 2013

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    Okay I have been on EP

    for a few months. Sometimes I want to talk about Existentialist thought, Humanity, politics, or the cosmos. Other times I might want to discuss learning and growing. But often, I just want to flirt and explore Sexuality as a means of connecting in a more intense way. Does that...
    Simplecomplexity Simplecomplexity 46-50, M 1 Response May 24

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    If all gorilla's and monkey's became extremely

    intelligent, such as us, would we go through the planet of the apes? 0-0 scary...
    Awakened92 Awakened92 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    I wonder if potatoes think.

    No other vegetable. Just potatoes.
    Wadboy Wadboy 13-15, M 2 Responses May 20

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    I'm Ok, You're Ok.....

    Be not encumbered....be free to live, makes mistakes, and to forgiveyourself of these....Seek each new day to reach a higher plane ofthought.....Stagnation is contradiction to ones vitality and evolutionwhile in this dimension....We are just passing through after all issaid and...
    lookingwindow lookingwindow 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 5, 2013

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    I'm randomly finding myself caught in someone

    else's up or down cycle of life. Who is in control? Can't I be the witness and in control at the same time?
    basque01 basque01 36-40, M May 20

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    Keep Up!

    Sometimes people cannot keep up with my thoughts because I can be all over the place. What seems connected to me, may not be connected for the person I am talking too. I constantly find myself explaining why I am talking about what I am tallkking about to my girlfriend because...
    Juke75 Juke75 36-40, M 1 Response May 18, 2012

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    -There's a ladybug in my classroom :3 -I want

    some beef jerky -I'm in such a good mood -Guess who made waffles~~? -I want a ferret -I love Paramore~ -It's cloudy and I like it -Jenna Marbles is funny XD -I need to redo my nails -Poke poke poke -Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...i forget the rest ._. -His smile is adorable...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17 Apr 1

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    Why are bananas that shape?

    How do fish sleep? Why doesn't NATO stick a bloody great great concrete wall between Israel and Palestine and say ENOUGH! Why does the U.S. always have trouble enforcing it's own laws? The number of states that defy orders from legislature only for them to be challenged and...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    What if everywhere was like.

    .. Canada. What if hurler finished the job. Can you imagine how many things would not have happened??? 9/11. Afghanistan, operation enduring Freedom, Iraqi freedom, desert storm. Public executions on video tapes sent to the president. No more scraggly beards and turbans. No more...
    JaysGrief JaysGrief 16-17, M Jul 21

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    I just graduated! I graduated from "I Have

    Random Thoughts" to "I Have Some Seriously Random Thought"!!
    Yu12 Yu12 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 11

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    lookingwindow lookingwindow 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 5, 2013

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    have you experienced what's going on your

    surroundings and it looks like it happened already or you already had it in your past dreams. I think I'm not the only only one who experiences that, maybe there many of us and maybe you also but you only disregard it.
    stephencordon stephencordon 18-21, M 1 Response May 20

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    What if we are all wrong.

    What if our universe is a dump site. A worm hole began us. And we bubbled out from there. Plus developed black holes. To dump on other existences. Lol. I know right. Ok comment.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 5

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    jerzee78 jerzee78 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 26

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    Наверно кто-то,

    где-то... Can anyone translate this ?I am not able to understand
    liza1996 liza1996 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 5

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    Wondering what it feels like to have a plumb

    thrown at you... Got some issues to sort out...
    Awakened92 Awakened92 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    I swear I felt as if I were entering a portal

    to another dimension. It was just an old gravel road in some long forgotten Illinois town...not even the garden of the gods. My spirit was lifted...cloud borne if you will. Taken with little resistance on my part. Mingling with countless others...so many good and a few lost...
    joecell joecell 46-50, M Oct 10

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    Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu!

    Translation: My hovercraft is full of eels.
    KCN33 KCN33 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My ****. Is like an M16,

    yo ****, broken vending machine!
    Roninturnedmartyr Roninturnedmartyr 18-21, M Sep 2

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    What if smart people were outcast

    and dumb people were the most popular.
    JaysGrief JaysGrief 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    I wonder if animals have real thoughts.

    And think, or of they are just like mush in the head and do random ****. I wonder if they ever, like dream or wish things would happen or feel emotions.
    taylahmaree24 taylahmaree24 13-15, F Jun 1

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    What if I had a pet elmo

    and a black hole in my room!
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 4

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    So the cat brought a chipmunk to the door.

    So proud...beaming even. Thanks puss but no thanks. Pizza with legs to you....horror show to me. And I guess you didn't like the flowers. A desperate move on my part I must admit. A nice thought that missed the point. Suckers we are to think a bear or bouquet of flowers is a...
    joecell joecell 46-50, M Oct 10

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    What would the world be like

    if animals were people and people were animals?
    PoisonIvy97 PoisonIvy97 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    It's almost night , the church tower is framed

    perfectly by a dirty -deep grey painted on the sky .Is not yet entirely dark here nor a light blue , is just a heavy leaden sky .There is no sparkle or death , maybe this is the place in between, maybe i am cursed to wander here .Staying here in the lecture room , with my laptop...
    ReversedLumiere ReversedLumiere 18-21, F Mar 5

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    Ok, here's an insight to my mental self :P I

    was thinking the other day, imagine if everything was living, apart from obviously meat and things that used to belong to animals and plants, but if most things were living, then every time we broke a plate, we were murderers, and our clothes were paedos, constantly perving on...
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F Apr 1

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    I Just Don't Know

    I'm not sure whether I like you, or dislike you. It changes daily it seems. It's quite ridiculous actually. And sort of sad in a way. But then again,..I feel exactly the same about salted, cured pork stuffs.
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 13 Responses Mar 2, 2011

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    My own self created motto:" If you aren't

    afraid of death, you can do anything " Death is the ultimate end, it is the only worse case scenario that can happens. And I can certainly tell u that I ain't afraid of it. It doesn't mean that I wanna went suicide or anything. But I like the feelings that it gaves me. I feel...
    YongTauFoo YongTauFoo 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Ok I don't understand This guy said he love me.

    Well I feel the same way too. But he is like wanting me to see his d1ck. I mean not everyone we chat he ask but a few times this happens already. So far he has only show his **** in his pants. So I kinda know the shape. He said he would just send if I ask. He trust that I won't...
    definiteintegral definiteintegral 16-17, F Sep 20

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    Men watch it in private.

    .. Women read it in private... some even read among their friends and laugh and some with their spouses and boyfie's... its not fifty shades of grey...
    suziewuzie suziewuzie 18-21, F Sep 24

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    KCN33 KCN33 31-35, F 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    How's This

    i'm skydiving you know 10,000 ft in the air and what pops in to my head is how funny it would be to meet the ***** whale from the Hitchhiker's guide up there :P
    sadnessisnotinfinity sadnessisnotinfinity 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 20, 2011

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    During the sleep, in the dream saw something

    so NICE, A world full of happiness where no one worries and CRIES Keeping others happy is what all everyone TRIES Everywhere honest hearts and no one ever LIES Parents being respected and being treated like a GOD, People trusting fearlessly and no chances of FRAUD Hurting is the...
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M Aug 12

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    its really wierd, like we can just talk about

    life and then BAM i think about puppies lol and then BAM i think about the world hunger. i know i have a problem hahaha
    Differentisgood Differentisgood 16-17, F Apr 30

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    How many Jewish Grandmothers does it take to

    screw in a light bulb? None... They'd rather sit in the dark. I always wondered where WEXICO was... but then I finally turn my souvenir blanket right side up... Back in my day, we had Nine planets. When I was in college, I was once busted for taking boys to my room in a...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper 51-55, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm the most random person in the world,

    lol thoughts come and go my mind works strangely hahaha
    catxfreak catxfreak 18-21, F Sep 5

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    I thought of this a few nights ago: What

    if ghosts aren't ghosts, they're real people - and we are the ghosts and we're haunting them and don't know it. And when one of them "haunts" one of us it's because it's being exorcised :P
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M Jun 1

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    Ya I have random thoughts. Usually logical or common sense stuff. I very have a conspiracy theory type thought. Even though always intrigued by some of them. I'm open minded...
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    Oh, my mind is full of random thoughts... My head is never were it´s suposed to be :p
    DildoSlut DildoSlut 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 25

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    I have all these positive thoughts and feelings when I'm at home then I go outside and all these random vibes just crash into me. It sucks really. I don't want to feel everyone...
    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F Oct 2

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    Random thoughts for today: 1. The new eyeglasses isn't serving the purpose; all I can see is blur. 2. He's email was very long; I lost the enthusiasm to respond. 3. I will give...
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    Am I annoying you guys with my random thoughts and rants yet? Wait don't answer I don't give a **** lol
    xsimplysara xsimplysara 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    Best wine ever! Get drunk and have more Random Thoughts!!
    Yu12 Yu12 26-30, M Oct 12

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    I want friends that dress weird and talk different and have deep minds. Who like things I've never heard of, and have been to places I've only dreamt about. But all I keep...
    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago