I Have Split My Pants In Public

What A Crying Shame LOL 331 People

    Got talked into going to the gym with a friend

    this evening. I couldn't be bothered but still thought Id try get back into it so got my gym stuff out and tried it on. It was a bit tight but I didn't think anything of it. Everything was fine for first 30mins then when I was on the rowing machine it happened. Split right up...
    shona1967 shona1967
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 26, 2015

    Split My Tight Jeans #2

    "Hurry up. Lock the car!" "What?"   "C'mon, it's about to start. Lock the car."   I usually carried the car's locking remote separately from the rest of the keys, that way I could lock the keys in the car and slip the remote into one of my pockets. Both the...
    mixolydian100 mixolydian100
    36-40, M
    3 Responses May 22, 2013

    The weather's been really hot recently,

    and because I had a day off today I went with a group of friends to a local lake. I finally got around to digging out my old Summer clothes from last year, and was looking forward to changing my wardrobe over. I wore a strappy top, which showed off my boobs really nicely, and...
    ChristieQ ChristieQ
    22-25, F
    Jun 20, 2014

    Funny story....I was in the marching band

    and we were about to march in the Fiesta Flambeau parade in San Antonio and my pants ripped! Luckily one of the band mom's helps me fix them before the parade started, even if it was with duct tape.
    BuzzFanatic BuzzFanatic
    18-21, F
    Jan 30, 2015

    I love splitting my pants,

    I love it when I put on extremely tight jeans and go out in public and I try so hard to rip them, sometimes the only time they rip is when I jump and go straight into the splits, when I hear that rip I get so turned on because I then sit at the park with my legs open and sit...
    girlwithallsortsoffetishes girlwithallsortsoffetishes
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 15, 2015

    It Was Awful

    When i was about ten, i was sleeping over at my friend's house. i was changing clothes and i was in my underwear (tighty-whities). I bent down to pick up my pants and my underwear ripped!! He has alway made fun of me for having a huge butt, (i am a white guy, and still have quite...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 25, 2011

    Eeeeo My Buttt :o

    So me and my cousins went to like this watering hole thing to get wet i don't exactly know what is was, but there were these things you could slide down into the water it was really fun ^.^ . Well i was wearing jean shorts and after a few slides down my pants ripped >...
    DarlingAngie DarlingAngie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 22, 2009

    At Work!

    I used to work in a supermarket when I was in school, aged 16. Then I went off to college, quit the job, took a gap year, and then when my money ran out halfway through my gap year, I went back to the supermarket asking for my old job back. No problem, they said, saves them...
    ChristieQ ChristieQ
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 25, 2012

    In 8th grade history class I bent over

    and split my jeans. Mind you was the 80's those jeans were so tight It took a hook from a girdle to pull up zipper. I can still remember being sent to the nurse.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jul 9, 2015

    The Horror!

    I was in the middle of a busy park. I was attempting to jump a chain-link fence and my brand-new corduroy caught on one of the sharp points on top. My pants split right up the ***. To make matters worse, it was laundry day so I was wearing my heinous granny-panties. My friends...
    SaintThursday SaintThursday
    26-30
    Jan 1, 2010

    It has happened to me more

    than once. The most recent was at work I squatted down to lift something and ripped the crotch of my jeans. Not a big deal except that I don't wear undies and the female customer was standing right there. Red face moment
    rumpledforeskin rumpledforeskin
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jan 31, 2015

    Omg

    yes lol i have a couple of times. the most recent was roughly 2 yrs ago, i was having a snowball fight with my roomate in my pj bottoms and my pants ended up soaked (thanks to the ppl that buried me in the snow). i ended up falling, and my roomate said to me "umm u have a...
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Feb 20, 2010

    When I first began teaching,

    I was very poor and could not afford new clothes. One day my well worn pants split from crotch to butt, about eight inches open, during morning class. As long as I kept my back to the thirty-six boys and girls I could continue without exposing myself. My students were thirteen...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 2, 2015

    I only had one pair of jeans left

    which didnt have tears in them... And during school last month the last one got this huge tear in it... Thank god my friend lend me his jacket to cover up
    GetLostInYourWonderland GetLostInYourWonderland
    16-17, F
    Nov 30, 2014

    The Girls Got A Good Look!

    During preparations for high school choral concerts featuring both the men's and women's choruses, the former (which included me) always stood in front of the latter, which was the significantly larger group. While rehearsing, I heard a few of them whispering and trying not to...
    DoctorCobra DoctorCobra
    18-21, M
    Sep 27, 2012

    Split My Tight Jeans #1

    I have a tight jeans fetish-- I like to wear my jeans as tight as possible, which, nowadays, isn't really that big of a deal for a guy, but when I was growing up, and in the 80s and 90s when everyone was dressing grunge baggy, a lot of my friends would rag on me about it. I've...
    mixolydian100 mixolydian100
    36-40, M
    3 Responses May 20, 2013

    Last day of work for full time job 12 years ago.

    3 hours from end of work day. Did not realize how worn out my pants were near the pocket, then we're not tight. Something fell and I went to crawl under the desk to retrieve it and the bottom and side pocket tore creating an L shaped hole. Boss didn't believe me 'your just...
    teadiva teadiva
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 7

    The weather's been really hot recently,

    and because I had a day off today I went with a group of friends to a local lake. I finally got around to digging out my old Summer clothes from last year, and was looking forward to changing my wardrobe over. I wore a strappy top, which showed off my boobs really nicely, and...
    ChristieQ ChristieQ
    22-25, F
    Jun 20, 2014

    I was playing baseball

    and split my pants sliding into 3rd. Never so embarrassed in my life. On you tube and all!
    allsportdude allsportdude
    18-21, M
    Jan 29, 2015

    Showing All The World

    I was at a large ski resort skiing when I misread a mogel and fell. That was a bit embarrasing, but then as I got up I realized my pants were totally split through the crotch and anyone could easily see I was wearing panties. My girlfriend at the time knew I wore panties (she...
    tghubby tghubby
    51-55, T
    5 Responses Apr 7, 2012

    Doing a cartwheel at parent teacher conferences

    when I was young. I zipped up my coat to cover it and my mother unzipped it in front of everyone.
    Soozkat Soozkat
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 30, 2014

    Twice, To Be Exact!!!

    The first time, I was in eight grade and split a pair of turquoise colored capris....I was trying out for cheerleading and was doing my routine..sssplliiittttt!!!!  lol...(BTW...I made the squad..lol)' The second time, I was in ninth grade and had on a pair of forrest green...
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor
    56-60, F
    7 Responses Oct 22, 2009

    The weather's been really hot recently,

    and because I had a day off today I went with a group of friends to a local lake. I finally got around to digging out my old Summer clothes from last year, and was looking forward to changing my wardrobe over. I wore a strappy top, which showed off my boobs really nicely, and...
    ChristieQ ChristieQ
    22-25, F
    Jun 20, 2014

    Lol :) I split my pants outside!

    I had to go home (people were staring) and change into a dress! I played on the playground very carefully the rest of the day, because I didn't want to rip my dress and I didn't want anybody to see my underwear. It was kinda embarrassing ;)
    crazypeanut crazypeanut
    18-21, F
    Mar 16, 2014
    hannahlulz hannahlulz
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 30, 2015

    The weather's been really hot recently,

    and because I had a day off today I went with a group of friends to a local lake. I finally got around to digging out my old Summer clothes from last year, and was looking forward to changing my wardrobe over. I wore a strappy top, which showed off my boobs really nicely, and...
    ChristieQ ChristieQ
    22-25, F
    Jun 20, 2014

    Nightmare

    i split my pants twice during my junior high school,which bings me two years' nightmare~~
    extremewalker extremewalker
    22-25, M
    Feb 20, 2010

    The weather's been really hot recently,

    and because I had a day off today I went with a group of friends to a local lake. I finally got around to digging out my old Summer clothes from last year, and was looking forward to changing my wardrobe over. I wore a strappy top, which showed off my boobs really nicely, and...
    ChristieQ ChristieQ
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jun 20, 2014

    Lmao!

    I was a freshman in high school and my best friend convinced me to join a vocational club it was a great way to get out of class for practice and competions so I agreed well one day we had a competion, the clubs protocol when we were competing was that we must wear...
    drkiris drkiris
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 19, 2010

    Rriipp!

    I remember one of the top five most embarrassing moments, when I split my pants in 5th grade. It was a normal day. Math class just ended. I dropped my pencil. Of course, when I bent down to pick it up, I heard a rip. I felt the back of my pants, and felt the back of my red and...
    SuperIronBatMan SuperIronBatMan
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jul 19, 2013

    The Day I Wore Ripped Pants

    the pants I had on already had a split in them but I was such in a rush to get ready in the morning I didn't realize it and put them on, at the time my mom had to drive me and when I went to get out of the car, she said oh my you're pants have a big rip in them, I can see your...
    thisguyjohn thisguyjohn
    26-30, M
    Mar 4, 2011

    True story... Walked around all night with a

    split along the seem. Wearing a g-string (back when I was young). No one said a thing. If you noticed would you speak up? I would.
    Lucylilly711 Lucylilly711
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 30, 2015

    This Could Have Easily Given Me a Heart Attack...

    So I was volunteering with a large animal vet (a 65 year old man) and we were out doing farm calls...I don't know the moment it happened, all I know is that when I went to got back in the truck, I noticed that the front crotch of my jeans had COMPLETELY split open. ...
    shygirl14 shygirl14
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 3, 2009

    Last time it happened I was like 10

    and I had no fashion sense. I wore cheapo Walmart pants and they won't really fit... Uhh they were the cheap polyester cargo pants in pink camo that everyone seemed to wear... Well they split at the crotch and I was like uhh *pulls shirt downwards* best bet to avoid this: baggy...
    4NeonFun 4NeonFun
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2015

    I was on the bus to NYC.

    As I was getting off the bus my pants got caught on an armrest and split down the middle. I was happy I had on dark underwear. But it was a very cold day. I had to walk 3 blocks.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 30, 2015

    Gave A Bunch Of Geeks An Eyefull I'm Sure

    First off I have to describe the situation. My husband (fiance at the time) and our two friends all went to Star Wars Celebration III in Indianapolis. This being a con I decided to dress up. So, I was wearing a skin tight PVC catsuit (bodysuit with legs and arms) and boots...
    xnihilx xnihilx
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Feb 21, 2010
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