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I Have Such Sick Humor But Find This Hilarious

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    What are the shortest Lists in the world?Black Olympic swimmersJewish athletesIrish **** starsFrench war heros
    Stevenomurph Stevenomurph 36-40, M Jul 8, 2013

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    Another Joke....

    Whats the difference between the starship enterprise and a piece of toilet tissue?  Nothing, because they both circe around uranus looking for clingons.....
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    Just Desserts

    I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for that.................
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 25, 2010

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    Midget World Record!

    (IMPORTANT NOTE! .....Let's say that the person you tell this joke to is named John smith.) Three midgets decided they each wanted to beat a world record. The first midget wanted to have the world record for worlds smallest hands. The second midget wanted the world record for...
    carlee1212 carlee1212 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    I have an innie belly button. Thank God. The doctors did a good job. Not that's theres anything wrong with an outie belly button. My cousin has one and Its cute. I like to pull on...
    caramelcuteness caramelcuteness 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 4

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    Red Neck Health My hubby is currently facing some serious health issues. And apparently multiple cousins and kin in his family are facing their own serious health problems as well...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 11

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    My dad has been blind for almost 3 years. This has affected me in ways i would've never even thought could affect me. Everyday he gets mad at every single thing me or my mom or 10...
    angelinamaria angelinamaria 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    My husband of almost 13 years has been a diabetic for almost 11 years and he got very sick about a year ago and has been diagnosed with Severe Gastroparesis. We have 3 amazing...
    Jewel1201 Jewel1201 31-35, F Sep 10

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    The headline on this would be the beginning of me saying something well, not something good. Now, the challenge is to say something lacking in substance but stated well enough to...
    SammySamps SammySamps 51-55, M 3 Responses Sep 2

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    well tomorrow im going with my school for a holiay for 3days my period started 4 days ago and i am in between flow neither much flow or low flow and i need to go and swim in the...
    missymikki missymikki 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 30

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    It may seems normal to me, but sometimes I think if someone with a background in psychology were to observe me for a week at least, they'd probably say there was something wrong. i...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    But the real question is....... Why is this an experience???? Lol
    lykkeismyname lykkeismyname 16-17, T 1 Response Sep 1

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    I drove for three hours to my hometown, last weekend. Memories came and went, some were joyful some were bitter. Hometown is always foggy and gray, I liked it.
    Valensi Valensi 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    sometimes i would like to feel how it feels like. does it feel good?
    yoshiyang yoshiyang 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    If anyone needs a chat pm me! :)
    mikey908 mikey908 22-25, M Aug 26

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    I care about everyone, so if anyone needs help I'm here
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M Aug 26

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    In bed by 9, hate obnoxious drunks, old lady sweaters, cat lady, etc.
    Soozkat Soozkat 22-25, F Aug 30

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    My innie is huge and I love to show it off 😄. What do you think of it, teeheehee?
    chocolatenavel chocolatenavel 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    Me to want to see my bellybutton?
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 6

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    I have been single for just over 2 years. I want a relationship but I am SO incredibly picky with guys. My friends say I shouldn't have such high standards but I can't imagine...
    L4UR3N L4UR3N 18-21, F 14 Responses Sep 4

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    My real life is far from being happy or relaxing. It is too busy, complicated, toxic & taxing. My avenue to relieve stress is not to think more, but crave for a bar of chocolate...
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 4

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    I'm a chronic over-thinker, so I try to keep things light. Tragic circumstances call for morbid humor. As inappropriate as it may be, that's how I deal. Some of the most heated...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 5 Responses Sep 2

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    I have a few questions regarding my problem. Im an air-hostess and have to wear saree almost everyday. We girls usually wear our sarees a little below our navels with trying to...
    RamyaAirHostess RamyaAirHostess 26-30, F 7 Responses Sep 1

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    I think it's time for me to come out and admit this. I was diagnosed at 17 with Schizoaffective Disorder. I don't like to talk about it much because it's very personal and it tends...
    Shinook26 Shinook26 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 6

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    I was diagnosed about 3 years ago. Been sick for at least 5 years, probably longer. I have tried many meds and still can't get my disease out of an active state. Not sure what...
    Enaed Enaed 46-50, F Aug 29

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    I've noticed, SOME Christians have such HATE and Frowns, and the LGBTTQQI2SAAP Community have such LOVE and Smiles! Not to mention Beautiful Colors! Which one seems better? I think...
    DarkOnTheInside13 DarkOnTheInside13 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 22

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    What Are You Smuggling? A young man comes up to the border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The border guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 22

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    I do have a good sense of humor but I don't try to be funny because when you try it you become ridiculous.It's better to be yourself and say things naturally.
    TheVase TheVase 18-21 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Being a death metal bassist and writer and a very sarcastic person can give you a morbid sense of humor but it also helps not take things seriously. And for the benefit, I don't...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I hate myself for all the lies and deception I inflicted on my current boyfriend. I blame my family particularly. I am a cheater and this means I have broken my own value system. I...
    Deadlynightshade5 Deadlynightshade5 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    Suppose they did exist. I think theyd not be from here. We have all these myths and no ones tying them together. I just feel like theyd originate from another world. Like aliens...
    ciroasa ciroasa 18-21, T 1 Response Aug 29

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    I don't think I'm ever going to get over it. I woke up and kissed my pillow this morning thinking it was a person, but it wasn't. I'm alone. I miss him, but I could never take him...
    Anonimaninja Anonimaninja 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 6

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    So much built up tension was released the other day, i had so much going round in my head and it had to all come out. I have sat for 15 years and observed, and listened and taken...
    Gentleandlovingsoul Gentleandlovingsoul 36-40, F a week ago

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    I have been sick ever since I was young. From the time I was in third grade, at least, I've had an eating disorder. I would not eat. I've always been underweight. At the age of 18...
    annoyedandinlove annoyedandinlove 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    I lost my baby august 11 . I was really depressed and in a bad place about even being pregnant for the second time at 16 so that's one factor of how I lost he or she. It was weird...
    Loving1234 Loving1234 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 23

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    Why must women have morning sickness I am almost 3 months now and I still get sick.. This has never happened to me before..
    cherrikisses22 cherrikisses22 22-25 1 Response Aug 25

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    My story is that I have a sickness inside that I don't know how to make go away. It's hard to define this sickness other than a pervading poison that is eating me from the inside...
    Shellybelle Shellybelle 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 26

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    I love my boyfriend, and recently, I had an experience with him that I've never had before. He makes me feel things I've never felt, and I wish everyone in the world could...
    savakora savakora 16-17 Sep 2

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    Dammit. Alternate plan for the day - stay home, in bed, not talking, and force down a bunch of stuff I wouldn't normal consume in concentrated doses. I'm not a baby when I am sick...
    piprimate piprimate 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    EDIT ; 2014/09/07 : I showed it to another doctor and he said I don't have this, thanks gosh. I have it too sadly :( I was checked a couple of days ago by an ENT specialist...
    Zulwarn Zulwarn 22-25, M Sep 5

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    I never thought I would be the person to become addicted to such a thing, but I am very into tattoos!! I have a few and crave more all the time; I feel that tattoos are an example...
    notshortfunsized notshortfunsized 31-35, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Im so sorry for my english im no good No right to fall inlove I have been raised in a very strict christian family, the rules and regulations are all bible base I do love God...
    natre natre 22-25, F Sep 5

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    i don't need to be rolling on the floor laughing like an idiot to have a good time but anything that makes me smile is worth hearing. i love bad puns and the reactions they bring
    trailsonrails trailsonrails 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    So, I have a unique story. I have been diagnosed with panic attacks and being bipolar just this past year. I thought of suicide but never went through with it. I got locked up in a...
    shmaves shmaves 26-30, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    When I was younger, I was terrible. I was rude, stuck up, flirted, bullied, and dressed like a 8 year old ********. But I've changed ever since my Dad almost died... It was rough...
    Cheesepls Cheesepls 13-15 38 mins ago

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    About 4 years ago I went to my GP with an annoying pain in my left side. I was sent for an xray which showed small ovarian cysts. I told the GP I didnt think this was the cause of...
    mrsminxster mrsminxster 51-55, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    I'm tired of struggling with this condition and everything it entails. I was dismissed from my doctor's office because I "dared" to have a thyroid ultrasound somewhere else and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 29

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