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    I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for that.................
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 25, 2010

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    Another Joke....

    Whats the difference between the starship enterprise and a piece of toilet tissue?  Nothing, because they both circe around uranus looking for clingons.....
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    Shortest Lists

    What are the shortest Lists in the world?Black Olympic swimmersJewish athletesIrish **** starsFrench war heros
    Stevenomurph Stevenomurph 36-40, M Jul 8, 2013

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    Midget World Record!

    (IMPORTANT NOTE! .....Let's say that the person you tell this joke to is named John smith.) Three midgets decided they each wanted to beat a world record. The first midget wanted to have the world record for worlds smallest hands. The second midget wanted the world record for...
    carlee1212 carlee1212 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Ugh...I know LOVE is nothing like fairy tales. I don't expect it to be. I just want a relationship that is worth it! Every argument, every laugh line I'll have when I'm older...
    SincerelyA SincerelyA 22-25, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    what a beautiful being ,i would hand feed him http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V2elWmbMdt0 :(
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    *Ladies room door opens to grinning woman leading blind man in.* *Grins, screams, and throws purse, trying not to laugh.* Sorry, dude.
    RedHeadedNinja RedHeadedNinja 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    Some people are really just an walking advertisement for "The Worst-dressed people of Wal-Mart." They really are.
    AKLady15 AKLady15 26-30, F 11 hrs ago

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    It's funny where life takes you sometimes. You can meet one person who can change the entire course of your life. Would you be willing to give up your future goals, give up seeing...
    Milesaway3 Milesaway3 26-30, F 3 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/disobedient-children-make-more-money-as-adults-125180564942.html
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    And i self mutilate..... this is something most ppl dont know about me. I have horrible anger problems. But u would naver guess. I am very sweet and kind and love to please others...
    Ghostflower9485 Ghostflower9485 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed not too long ago, and let me tell you, the process of having all of them extracted at once was probably the easier part of the whole...
    pebbles7 pebbles7 36-40, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    another picture of my innie
    tg3434 tg3434 16-17, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    As I have some nice friends but try to talk to ppl but it always ends up with ppl with there sad wee sick sexual fantasies cmon grow up it is possible to have normal convo
    xshilx xshilx 41-45, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    1) Why do teachers insist on giving summer reading? I have two reading assignments to do, one of them finished, and I think it's unnecessary. I just spent ten months sitting in a...
    Slayoncee Slayoncee 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I don't really get it. My friends and I have fun without it, but ever since I started dating my boyfriend last year, it's like he can't go out with his friends without getting...
    WeArePilots WeArePilots 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    (picture included) mines a innie
    tg3434 tg3434 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    As I said I convinced my friend to go to the doctor with me. She is huge and I feel like she seems unhappy about it so I wanted to give her the opportunity to speak up and make...
    Yummser Yummser 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    GOD'S NOT KEEPING SCORE OF YOUR WRONGS I used to think he did, when I was first saved, but was soon relieved, to find just the opposite was true. When you go to Heaven, it's...
    GraceIsMine GraceIsMine 66-70, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    This is my very first pregnancy; I am 19 years old. I don't usually find myself needing outside support from other than my husband or my family....but this has become completely...
    melissa1313 melissa1313 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Because we live in a messed up society where men are not allowed to feel vulnerable, we are supposed to "man up". Men have feelings too, yeah maybe we are supposed to be the brave...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    I know my husband is trying to make things right in our marriage (12 yrs). But, it took him 2 years to see what he has done. Im trying so hard to overcome the resentment I have...
    Sassy76tx Sassy76tx 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    More so after losing weight
    wishingwellguy wishingwellguy 36-40, M a week ago

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    I'm forever lying around like this Ha I love when my belly ring is out.
    lovehatejourney lovehatejourney 18-21, F 8 Responses Jul 19

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    Someone once told me, "You have to get up and find the beauty of the world." And they were right. The world is a horrible place. Life in itself is pretty crappy. Chance brings you...
    SupermanReturns SupermanReturns 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    My anxiety has been ragging off the charts lately. I've recently been very sick with a virus that has caused my immune system to plummet and my spleen to swell. I quite my job and...
    Charper44 Charper44 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    Dear Ex husband, I wanted to let you know that you were right! When you insisted on ending our marriage before I thought I was ready to move on, and you said that I would thank...
    simplysusan01 simplysusan01 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    I do have some twisted fantasies but some I would never partake in real life.
    1bigbeauty4u 1bigbeauty4u 36-40, F 22 Responses Jul 18

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    If I was lying down reading a book, my sweatshirt risen up on my stomach, navel exposed, what would you do to it?
    lovehatejourney lovehatejourney 18-21, F 10 Responses Jul 17

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    I'm not even fully aware of what happened. I mean, I'm not really close to much of anyone in my family, or even out of it. But I don't understand why I have such a hard time with...
    dwyli33 dwyli33 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I'm that kinda person who is a store and my fav song comes on and sings along like a weirdo or dances like a dork Or at the most randomest time my mom says something to me and I...
    Dezitorsmilez Dezitorsmilez 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 16

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    Would anyone like to tickle my bellybutton?
    iamaammyy iamaammyy 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 16

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    I play on a team and often times our teammates share things. I needed chapstick one time at a game and one of my teammates handed me her chapstick and I used it, then gave it back...
    orangedots orangedots 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    I've kept to myself most of the time. I told myself whatever I'm going through is minor. I'll get over it in a week or so. But weeks turned to months. Months turned to years. I...
    SinSpitter SinSpitter 18-21, M Jul 15

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    So my friend's brother is so adorable even though he's a year older. I wonder if I ever cross his mind. I would absolutely love to hear what he thinks about me but at the same time...
    smilesidster smilesidster 13-15, F Jul 13

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    Everybody needs help from others to live well in this world. But nobody is guaranteed to have helpers when being brought to this world. One can choose whether to help anybody, and...
    ExileMyself ExileMyself 26-30, F Jul 12

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     LOL
    HeyThereHeather HeyThereHeather 26-30, F Jul 11

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    I have headgear braces. My first ever orthodontist appointment was when I was in 7th grade. I'd seen kids with braces at school but I never thought I'd need them because my teeth...
    EthanMSmith EthanMSmith 13-15, M Jul 11

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    I am so thankful that my parents nurtured this part of me, it's a blessing and a curse at the same time. Both of my parents worked in the beef industry, and my dad was a hunter...
    SolivagantJourney SolivagantJourney 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 10

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    My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost 2 years and a lot has happened with us. We have had our up's and down's and have gotten into some really nasty fights(stupidities...
    RefuseToSink21 RefuseToSink21 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    if anyone wants to rp about bellybuttons message me ASAP!
    ticklishgirl1012 ticklishgirl1012 13-15, F Jul 9

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    My pal seth sees me suffering Like he does. But still decent And educational. So he keeps helping And bragging about me When my mind teaches him Why stay decent...