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    What are the shortest Lists in the world?Black Olympic swimmersJewish athletesIrish **** starsFrench war heros
    Stevenomurph Stevenomurph 36-40, M Jul 8, 2013

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    Another Joke....

    Whats the difference between the starship enterprise and a piece of toilet tissue?  Nothing, because they both circe around uranus looking for clingons.....
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    Midget World Record!

    (IMPORTANT NOTE! .....Let's say that the person you tell this joke to is named John smith.) Three midgets decided they each wanted to beat a world record. The first midget wanted to have the world record for worlds smallest hands. The second midget wanted the world record for...
    carlee1212 carlee1212 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Just Desserts

    I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for that.................
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 25, 2010

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    I am a 23 year old female and for as long as I can remember I have always liked men. I even was deeply in love with one 5 years ago who broke my heart and the pain was so...
    grateful420 grateful420 22-25, F Nov 2

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    I'm so broken up. My dad has had Multiple Sclerosis for over 10 years, but this last year has been worse than the previous 1 combined. He's my rock and my strength. I admire him...
    tamstar417 tamstar417 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    Well... I like SOME people, but I find ALL of them tiring. Whether im with a friend, or just some strangers, I get worn out quickly hanging around with other people, even my own...
    MrWinstonSmith MrWinstonSmith 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Alright well this one was so not expected. This was a recent thing and I know yall are probly gonna laugh at me for this but oh well. So I have these sweats that are super baggy I...
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 6

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    Each of us was given different qualities, some were given hearts of gold. I have been told that I have a heart of gold and I believe it true because my son too has a heart of gold...
    DandelionsJourney DandelionsJourney 46-50, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    I have to organize the apps on my phone my type and color. I have gotten rid or an app before because the color didn't work with the layout I had. My husband even let's me...
    RestlessDreamer22 RestlessDreamer22 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 15

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    I used to have severe ocd when i was younger but now i just organise everything *^-^*
    mialotta mialotta 16-17, F a week ago

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    Yh i know what is that? Its when you get pains in your joints and it really hurts and u could end up going to hospital
    Alisha4690 Alisha4690 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    I love smiles.. :) I love to smile, I m also Chinese..
    pOphelia pOphelia 31-35, F Nov 1

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    Only downside is usually a flat chest :(
    Conspiracys Conspiracys 13-15, M 2 Responses Nov 2

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    True enough. Might be true of Asian women in general.....?
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 3

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    Careful were documenting nasty mouths against me also....green
    weekendabuse45 weekendabuse45 51-55, F 5 days ago

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    Well, there it is! Now I just need to put some food into my rumbling tummy :3
    angelbelly2 angelbelly2 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 28

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    Directed at you David. <3 I love you even if I've never met you, we talk all day every day.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    i just love navels a lot.just uploaded a photo
    bittuhunk bittuhunk 18-21, M Nov 5

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    So I was feeling icky today I went to tie my hair back I knew I was gonna end up puking. As I did so I noticed my Tshirt wasent covering my tummy fully. I had a moment of this is...
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 5

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    i m dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing to poke a deep navel
    bittuhunk bittuhunk 18-21, M Nov 8

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    I am overweight .I am trying , I will get there .End of story .
    SheSilvery SheSilvery 70+, F 2 Responses Nov 11

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    And now effects are unpredictable. When i want sleep i cant. When i need awake it fails me.
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 12

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    Which is the reason I'm still sitting here while everyone else in the house is asleep. And I will be the first one up in the am... Having coffee. :D
    omgwut omgwut 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 12

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    In defense of viable use, and effective purpose, of the humble acronym. ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC, a United States Navy term that stands for "Administrative Command, Amphibious...
    copelandspring copelandspring 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 14

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    Deeply ..........................
    warriormama warriormama 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 15

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    For anyone who wanted to see my navel..
    CourtneyGordon CourtneyGordon 22-25, F 9 Responses 3 days ago

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    Does anybody know how to make your navel deeper. If so plz contact me on EP. P.S. I do it by stuffing coins in it.
    supermedic3 supermedic3 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I know, that's not supposed to be possible. People say it's not possible, that I'm deluding myself. I'm looking for a way out, I secretly hate her, we must have a sexless...
    roykirk roykirk 41-45, M 40 mins ago

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    I have such an odd sense of humor, like I don't laugh at jokes at laugh at things like "I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR TWO GOAT" "NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT" And the whole FIVE BUCK FIVE...
    CanYouHearTheSilence CanYouHearTheSilence 13-15, F Nov 1

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    Seeing as this is possibly the most popular experience I've joined, there must be a bad judgement as to what weird humor is. However, I think my humor is weird because I don't like...
    FunnyLookingCorpse FunnyLookingCorpse 18-21 Nov 9

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    I could have called in sick today, but theres thousands of deadbeats on welfare depending on me....
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 10

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    I'm not without my pet peeves, (Ignorance, being disrespected for no real reason, hypocrisy) but I'm otherwise a very kind and caring person. That's actually a big part of why I...
    ShyShogan ShyShogan 22-25, M 4 Responses Oct 27

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    I'm so tired of this... I'm so tired of wanting someone who I'll never have, tired of denying my own feelings, tired of not being able to tell any of my friends about this, tired...
    auntnichole auntnichole 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    What Is the difference between a Penis & a Bonus? Your wife Blows Your Bonus. What is the Speed Limit of Sex? 68--when you hit 69, Turn Around.. Why do Gynecologists have such...
    SouthernItaliano SouthernItaliano 51-55, M 22 hrs ago

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    This story is for him... I hope somehow one day you will read this, whether the universe helps you find this, I eventually tell you or anyway shape or form you see this... I hope...
    destiny00000 destiny00000 36-40 1 day ago

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    Before I say anything, let me tell you that I am 13. I began having precognitive dreams only before big events in my life. Before I moved to MA, I had a dream of just a yellow...
    Chiko999 Chiko999 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    November 21. Financial Fears. I sat in the car, looking at the sign on the door of the food shelf office: "Closed until Friday." It was Wednesday. I had two hungry children and...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    November 21. Financial Fears. I sat in the car, looking at the sign on the door of the food shelf office: "Closed until Friday." It was Wednesday. I had two hungry children and...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    Well I am currently freaking out. From super little on I would always rock back and forth as a way of me just enjoying it or it would calm me down and my family would always tell...
    blank444 blank444 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    I really do. I guess I'm kind of a spirtual person in the sense that I know and feel that things are governed by natures law. Simple concept. We are from nature so we obviously...
    angie01993 angie01993 31-35, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    So if you have been following my story at all you know that I am kinda odd and keep getting myself into some strange circumstances. My ex husband is one of 5 children. He has 3...
    daughterofapreacherman daughterofapreacherman 26-30, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Adopted (closed) and will never met my "real parents". Earlier this week I was excited to finally acquire my original birth certificate but kind of regret... Finding out it lists...
    Justhereagainn Justhereagainn 22-25, M Nov 2

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    Its been six weeks that my family and I have been homeless. We moved to Modesto, Ca. for about 2 years now, were from Central Valley in California. We have no family so this is a...
    jena559 jena559 41-45, F Nov 4

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    I find it interesting when young people include the term "anymore" when describing their problems. We all have seen this, right? 1. I can't love anymore 2. I can't stand my...
    fullofmemories fullofmemories 46-50, M Nov 11

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    I have posted this elsewhere but not gotten much response. I really need some input, so if anyone can relate, please respond or message me. Thanks! I do dissociate and have DID...
    dreshany dreshany 41-45, F 3 Responses 5 days ago