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    One Wish Each - A coach full of incredibly ugly, deformed people plunged over a cliff, killing them all.  As a welcoming gift into Heaven, an angel lined them up in order of who...
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    Just Desserts - I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for...
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