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    Stevenomurph Stevenomurph 36-40, M Jul 8, 2013

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    Just Desserts

    I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for that.................
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 25, 2010

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    Another Joke....

    Whats the difference between the starship enterprise and a piece of toilet tissue?  Nothing, because they both circe around uranus looking for clingons.....
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    Midget World Record!

    (IMPORTANT NOTE! .....Let's say that the person you tell this joke to is named John smith.) Three midgets decided they each wanted to beat a world record. The first midget wanted to have the world record for worlds smallest hands. The second midget wanted the world record for...
    carlee1212 carlee1212 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    cherrikisses22 cherrikisses22 22-25 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I absolutely LOVE food. I especially love baking/cooking, watching any tv shows involving food, reading magazine with pictures of pretty decorated fancy food, I think of food 24/7...
    TazoC TazoC 18-21, F Jul 24

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    Things are changing at such a fast pace I'm not sure if my life is getting better or I'm just to busy to worry about it right now but whatever the reason things are good. I pray...
    devilseye1996 devilseye1996 36-40, F Aug 6

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    Yes they do, but what I really love is when they sometimes have that certain look on their face, with mouth open, eyebrows raised and gazing in wide-eyed youthful curiosity. This...
    Cristofori Cristofori 41-45, M Aug 3

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    It's just me my mom dad and older brothers I just turned 18 my brother Alex is 19 Going to be 20 in October and my brother Luke is going to be 22 in December my dad was in the navy...
    BeautifulBabygirlkayla BeautifulBabygirlkayla 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    This is me sucking a **** and have a ***** to
    dich dich 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 22

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    Kind of random, but now you know, just in case you were wondering.
    madmoodog madmoodog 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 6

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    While sunbathing naked I found that two hours was just a bit too much. One good thing is I love the red tight feeling. Slight tingling pain but arousing if you love nudity
    1singer 1singer 61-65, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    More like ironic I guess. There's something weird about fighting with the people extremely close to you whether in person or not- a certain intimacy and conviction to the violence...
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F Aug 2

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    Honestly,it is so annoying!!,when will time go faster?
    justin777892 justin777892 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    Dear Reader, The date is August 16th, 2014. I don’t know why I’m writing this. I guess maybe I just feel like I don’t have any other place to turn at the moment, afraid of...
    SmrtMouth SmrtMouth 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    Yep...this was in my daughters high school..childish humor, but it made me chuckle..hehe
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am 25 and when I found out I was pregnant, I cried, full of despair and fear. I instantly new what I had to do and instantly realised that I would never get to know my baby, that...
    parislondonrome parislondonrome 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    Zaki was disappointed. No... That was not quite accurate. Disappointment required some manner of positive expectation, which Zaki was sorely lacking from the start.For all her...
    Visola Visola 22-25, F Aug 9

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    I'm literally crying right now. Why can't Ep make profiles private?? I want to be a model for Victoria's Secret, but I don't know if I want to anymore if there's gonna be creepy...
    Faithlovee Faithlovee 16-17, F 6 Responses Aug 12

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    I am at a loss and need some help! I went to urgent care in February because I had this horribly terrible rash that itched uncontrollably and was painful. I had clusters of what...
    SweetJFowler SweetJFowler 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have been dreaming about meeting and falling in love with someone beautiful and I don't mean on the outside but with someone who is beautiful on the inside. Ever since I can...
    kipross44 kipross44 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    I sometimes feel I grew up without a father. And I sometimes think I would've been better off without one. Growing up, I could never understand the 'daddy's little girl concept...
    JacqtheRipper JacqtheRipper 22-25, F Aug 13

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    IN all my years I hav learned a few things frm women nd one thing I noticed is they pray 4 honest meN but find it hard to accept d truth when it's dealt to them.
    Oldchap Oldchap 36-40, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    I used to be so naive. Sometimes I wish I could have that innocence back...to be able to see the world through the eyes of a girl who only knew of sheltered happiness. Of course...
    SupernovaxGirl SupernovaxGirl 26-30 2 Responses Aug 12

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    I'm not sure if I'm even reaching the right support group. I'm 32 years old I have just been diagnosed with Mixed connective tissue disease a few months ago, I have had 3 grand mal...
    monim23 monim23 31-35, F Aug 11

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    It was a rainy day and I woke up feeling like ****. My tummy was aching like crazy and I was dizzy. I was to weak to even get out of bed. "Muum" I groaned. "Muuuuuumm!!" I couldn't...
    GingaJustice GingaJustice 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have a silly cat, a silly home, silly friends, a silly life. Down to the core. Not everyone understands my humor, but at least I can make myself laugh. Can I get an amen?
    Yourbaaaby Yourbaaaby 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    Lets face it. These bums in Washington are caught up in American Greed. They no longer care about you and I. They only care about those people / corporations that line their...
    horsess horsess 66-70, M Aug 8

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    Im not actually sure that i am an aspie, but i have a LOT of the symptoms and i just took an online test that put me at borderline for having it. It was one of those short online...
    shinjorai shinjorai 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    My mom passed away last year (January 2013). She was eighty-eight years old, which was very fitting for her to have lived in years, the same amount as there are keys on a piano...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 8

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    And because We now have such a variety of low-priced cruises you’ll you'll want to check out the locations you most desire at any given time and day which fits you.Cruise is...
    Edgardopk Edgardopk 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    The First Time Many times...along my life: - First time was in a major change.I had it all,I was happy kid with a family.Suddenly,I lost it all.My mom died.Days without sleep...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 23

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    Haunted David Fulton Winery: St. Helena By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective HPI (Hegelianism Paranormal Intelligence) International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups...
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    July 30. Accepting Powerlessness. Since I've been a child, I've been in an antagonistic relationship with an important emotional part of myself: my feelings. I have consistently...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F Jul 30

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    July 30. Accepting Powerlessness. Since I've been a child, I've been in an antagonistic relationship with an important emotional part of myself: my feelings. I have consistently...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F Jul 30

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    I was diagnosed about 5 years ago after attempting suicide. I went through DBT therapy and worked hard to "fix" myself. I manage life so much better now. It doesn't even feel like...
    jennaporter jennaporter 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 2

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    I like Dylan so much. It's like were so compatible and I think he's cute and has a fun personality. I told him how I felt about him, about some previous relationships I have had...
    betweenlustandlove betweenlustandlove 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I have a world map tattoo and everyone keeps on associating it with travel. 😂 Yes my yearning for a tour around the world is one reason why I got this, but it's not just about...
    zrylism zrylism 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    my diagnosis remains unclear to me cause ive been diagnosed with so many things.But i do suffer from depression.I do cut and burn myself. And my anxiety though ive never been...
    Passionfruit3 Passionfruit3 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm almost 30 years old, so I thought my days of horrible friends and unwanted drama were long gone...I was wrong. I started working with a girl "Meg," last year. We started...
    monkeytine monkeytine 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 25

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    I'm 18 years old. Turning 19 this year. I tested last year in February and I was negative. I did that because I was planning on breaking my virginity later that year & in...
    009VW 009VW 18-21 3 Responses Jul 26

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    I've had depression and anxiety pretty much my whole life, leading to two hospital stays in my late teens. At that stage it was suspected to be some sort of psychosis, or...
    BJH72 BJH72 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 28

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    Hi guys, I'm back and I've got a question. Do any of you lift weights? I am looking for some input. I have been lifting lately and so far the gains have been slow. I have lost a...
    Medic8or Medic8or 22-25 1 Response Jul 30

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    Okay! I love my two dogs. One is a Yorkshire Terrier (Purebreed) another is a Lab Plot Hound mix. Why does it seem that they only do bad things in my room. I babysit them when my...
    ToTo3000 ToTo3000 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD I dont really have any friends and i havent had any for many years except my wife and kids. I have a few people i talk to online but other than that no...
    shinjorai shinjorai 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 10

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    LIE to my husband. I love and care about him deeply and I know he truly loves me too, but I feel like I can't be honest with him about certain things in my life (especially about...
    cjfkdg518 cjfkdg518 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    Hi everyone I'm Jules and I'm 17 and here's my story: I just diagnosed about 4 months ago but I have been sick for much longer, in fact for the past 4 years I have been extremely I...
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