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    Stevenomurph Stevenomurph 36-40, M Jul 8, 2013

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    Another Joke....

    Whats the difference between the starship enterprise and a piece of toilet tissue?  Nothing, because they both circe around uranus looking for clingons.....
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    Midget World Record!

    (IMPORTANT NOTE! .....Let's say that the person you tell this joke to is named John smith.) Three midgets decided they each wanted to beat a world record. The first midget wanted to have the world record for worlds smallest hands. The second midget wanted the world record for...
    carlee1212 carlee1212 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Just Desserts

    I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for that.................
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 25, 2010

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    I am the youngest in our small family of 4. The oldest memory that I have is my mom and my drunk dad fighting. My dad has been a drunkard all through his life. He never really...
    caughtinthemiddle1 caughtinthemiddle1 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

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    Looking for the right realtor is not that stressful. Make sure that you will be cautious in your search especially in observing critical matters so that you'll never miss the...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 7 hrs ago

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    I always felt from a young age that I may not be able to have children. I don't know why, it was just always something that seemed right to me. I love babies and children, but...
    kitkat0216 kitkat0216 31-35, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Ever since I have been old enough to date I have been mostly interested in boys. I am a 13 year old white girl and I have this 12 year old black friend named Tanisha and I am kind...
    brianna747 brianna747 13-15, F 18 hrs ago

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    I have my 3 sisters ( but they are trying to live their own lives one married and one about to be married, the third at graduate school) and a couple people I talk to online, and...
    animallover412 animallover412 31-35, F 21 hrs ago

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    I love lick tickling belly buttons. Especially deep innies. Or outies :)
    QuincePapi QuincePapi 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Belly button lovers please message me!
    inniebellybbutton21 inniebellybbutton21 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    well idk why I am doing this but what the hell! this friend of mine is by my side for 8 years, and we weren't even very close first but here I am now I can't spend a freaking...
    Jade7120 Jade7120 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    This is guaranteed to be the dumbest story on here... I have always liked dressing up in my room and pretending I was a girl. I mean why wouldn't I? I have such a girly body. I...
    TurnedOutTrap TurnedOutTrap 18-21, T a week ago

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    Over the past years, I've taken part in a lot of school trips and I must say that the number of youngsters resorting to drinking alcohol and/or using other addictive substances in...
    Drastine Drastine 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 22

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    One time when I stretched a little far by my friends that my stomach became visible, they hold my arms, lift my shirt and put their finger on my outie to tickle it, because I am so...
    Octudrupole Octudrupole 18-21, M Aug 21

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    If you want to tickle/play with my outie or talk about belly buttons just send a message :) No need to be shy!
    Octudrupole Octudrupole 18-21, M Aug 21

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    I fear that even if they did they wouldn't be open about it because they make so much money off of chemo and radiation. I hate to be such a pessimist :( but people can be so stingy...
    BunheadSalamander BunheadSalamander 16-17, F Aug 21

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    well who doesn't? I might have a twisted sense of humor, but that makes me fun I suppose.
    AyeItsAustin AyeItsAustin 13-15, M Aug 19

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    Strong but Not without Weakness: a Weakness of Crystals with Mysterious EnergyIn this post, I've written about an almost surreal, coincidental experience tied with recent events in...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F Aug 18

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    Having green eyes I tend to receive many compliments on them, some boarderline creepy and others down right stupid, that said...here is the stupidest: "You have such beautiful...
    Erizabesu Erizabesu 18-21, F Aug 18

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    Someone tickle me and my bellybutton
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 17

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    I prefer to call it 'focused'.
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M Aug 17

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    I have something called Cyclothymia, which is a disorder that causes you mood to alter suddenly every two months or so, which kind of sucks. I start feeling down for no reason and...
    ForgedFromFire ForgedFromFire 16-17, M Aug 16

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    I have notice a few guys walk around with angry faces but isn't upset or angry.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 16

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    So I'm over the person that all of my other experiences were about. I've recently had a crush on this other guy. We messaged each other on fb..not anything bad just talking about...
    lacalloway lacalloway 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    my junior scared of me. my supervisor always asking am I alrite? boys are afraid to approach me. my close friends said I am dumb at hostel but turns into serious fella in class...
    inspirit05 inspirit05 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    This isn't true..I actually have a happy smiling face when I'm actually angry as FECK. I try not to bite without warning though.
    GalateaSpheres GalateaSpheres 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 16

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    This is a Highlighted Experience... If there was any cartoon character that I resembled, it would be "Angry Kid"... I have an angry face, but I'm not angry at all. My face must...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F Aug 15

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    I have an innie belly button. It is super sensitive and ticklish and i love to show it
    jashujashu jashujashu 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    no, it doesn't feel so... it doesn't seem to benefit me, at least not at this point in my life. in fact, it probably adds to my crazy! ??
    morganza504 morganza504 36-40 1 Response Aug 15

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    Guys with outies are so hot in my opinion anyway
    s2jenn s2jenn 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    Anger is not something to be ashamed of. Anger is a natural response to injustice and can help break the cycle of abuse. Anger is a crucial part of recovery. Two weeks ago on 7/31...
    wowodeals wowodeals 26-30, F Aug 15

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    Anger is not something to be ashamed of. Anger is a natural response to injustice and can help break the cycle of abuse. Anger is a crucial part of recovery. Two weeks ago on 7/31...
    wowodeals wowodeals 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    So 120 is superior and in the 91st percentile. And my verbal IQ is in the 93rd percentile...but I had 4 hours of sleep that night and the psychologist tested me from 9 am to 5 pm...
    Chrossy Chrossy 22-25, F Aug 14

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    I have two blue short hair british cats, like in the group title. Male and Female. They have such good character, They always sleep in our beds and follow us all over the house...
    Almonimi Almonimi 41-45, M Aug 13

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    I actually have SIX pet chickens! Doris, Mini, Pickles, Jeffery (who is a girl), Patchy, and Butter. They are so adorably quirky. Chickens have such sassy personalities.
    Annaelaine Annaelaine 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    My past is one I will not share. Though it has led me to fail in almost everything I try at. It's caused me to no longer care about myself or others, excluding one who I hope to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 12

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    It's like I have a finally come up for a breath of air but I have a hundred people pulling me down back into the water, trying to drown me. What is this fate of mine? I am so alone...
    myheaven myheaven 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 11

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    I wasn't going to say anything but I turned 50 today I don't know if your out there or if I have ever met you but I have been searching for you and till my last day on this earth I...
    bikeman3 bikeman3 46-50, M 4 Responses Aug 11

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    It's strange to explain. Some sort of an eating disorder maybe... When I was young, I was neglected and had to scrounge around to get food of any kind. Then when I was placed in...
    disneyalltheway disneyalltheway 18-21, F Aug 11

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    I have such dark humor sometimes...it's so inappropriate but it helps me deal with things.
    lovxx lovxx 16-17, F Aug 10

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