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    Stevenomurph Stevenomurph 36-40, M Jul 8, 2013

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    Just Desserts

    I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for that.................
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 25, 2010

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    Another Joke....

    Whats the difference between the starship enterprise and a piece of toilet tissue?  Nothing, because they both circe around uranus looking for clingons.....
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    Midget World Record!

    (IMPORTANT NOTE! .....Let's say that the person you tell this joke to is named John smith.) Three midgets decided they each wanted to beat a world record. The first midget wanted to have the world record for worlds smallest hands. The second midget wanted the world record for...
    carlee1212 carlee1212 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    When i was little i developed kidney disease and after years of being free from it. My kidney area started to get a horrible pain that now i have to go to the doctor to get it...
    sparksofinsanity sparksofinsanity 13-15, F a week ago

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    I'm afraid I won't know what an ****** feels like because of my disability and I'll have an accident during intercourse.
    confusedGirl84 confusedGirl84 26-30, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I have one part of my body That's ticklish, The title of this group is perfect and sums up exactly what I want to say. I thought i would post this since I get quite a few...
    MisssValentine MisssValentine 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    You are a human. And you deserve to live. You have feelings. And you may or may not have gone through **** in your life. But you have a story. And I'd love to hear it.
    londonbr1dge londonbr1dge 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    i have no words to thank you for caring me. coz it is something beyond words. but i m not able to talk to you even. Tc Have a nice life. i will be a good person. because you...
    noblerain noblerain 31-35 Feb 3

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    Hi, guys. It's Deepakrajj1. I have a deep innie navel, you can check out the photos of my innie navel from my album titled "My Navel". Pls chat with me who loves about Navels. I...
    Deepakrajj1 Deepakrajj1 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    Hi guys so I've been away for a bit but I've returned and I've been asked many questions about my bellybutton which is compleatly cool by me. I think it's better to not judge a...
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 11

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    My armpits are my most ticklish spot, but everywhere else is super ticklish too! If anyone wants to Rp/chat message me
    armpitcourtney armpitcourtney 13-15, F Feb 15

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    I have to count stairs. I will stop mid conversation until I'm done walking up/down stairs and I've counted them
    icannotlieanymore icannotlieanymore 18-21, F Feb 19

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    My belly button is as deep as a cave now. Currently my belly button can hold 7 coins. One dime, five cents and one nickel. I am not going to stop there, I will try my best to see...
    supermedic3 supermedic3 16-17, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Well they're both good friend but I feel as though, if they really cares about me they wouldn't fight and argue in front of me because they both no I loathe it, even to the point...
    thedimone thedimone 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    To all my friends on here, I know I haven't met you in person, but I'm glad to know you here, you're all wonderful people to me and if you ever feel alone or need a friend to talk...
    Awhiteorchid Awhiteorchid 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I just feel nauseous all day long ugh
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F Feb 19

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    I hate my personality and character and behavior so much. What a ******* loser I am sometimes.... I would push me in front of a moving train if I wasn't me. Can anyone possibly be...
    SunshineAnderson13 SunshineAnderson13 22-25, F Feb 21

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    Hi guys so im back many asked about why I removed my bellybutton pic so by popular demand I put a pic back
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    Gummybears that are sorted, based by their colours.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 19

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    Even numbers. I love them.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 19

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    When something isn't placed in the middle / When there is no perfect middle. Ugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 19

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    I think I do can someone help me please I get too attached to people who I like n try n help me I can't stop messaging them help xx
    stafford158 stafford158 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    I hate odd numbers... Lol. Everything has to be even.
    Amethyst09 Amethyst09 18-21, F 9 Responses Feb 19

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    I hate it when I see crumbs on anything. and I dont like it when my clothes dont match
    evgebub evgebub 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 19

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    I am so obsessive about folding my laundry, it takes me forever because it HAS to be perfect haha. God forbid anyone comes within 3 feet of me, they might ruin it lol.
    sunnydays95 sunnydays95 18-21, F Feb 19

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    My best friend has this situation. She's best friends with me and the girl who used to be my friend. We were in a small group of friends. I forgot what happened.. too much drama...
    jiayong jiayong 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I am 22 years old and have had CRIPPLING emetophobia for as long as I can remember. In fact, my fear is so bad that I can't even stand to hear or read the "v" word...so browsing...
    hummingbirdbullets hummingbirdbullets 22-25, F 20 hrs ago

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    I'm so fed up. I was in a good mood when my mom suddenly came and interrupt my life. she would find anything to blame me for my laziness, stupidity, etc.. like she was controlling...
    mlzzmt mlzzmt 13-15, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    I love those instances where you're in an office meeting and the speaker says something you find hilarious, but in that moment when you are laughing you look around and realize you...
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    I knew my wife would move on and I didn't expect it to be far from happening but finding out by having it posted on Facebook wasn't nice . It's only been 6 weeks since she left me...
    hornyboy1983 hornyboy1983 31-35, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    One year ago is when I started getting sick. It's started out as maybe an hour in the morning I would feel extremely nauseous and most of the time I would get sick and then go on...
    kateyrose98 kateyrose98 16-17, F Feb 9

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    I posted an experience on here a while back, it was about how much my parents have decided to try control my life and have resulted in ruining it, and basically this is the sequel...
    moonscapemonoxide moonscapemonoxide 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Hello. I am a 23 year old male, and this is my story that I want people to know. It all began back in my old home. My parents were great and wonderful parents to the eyes of the...
    familymaynotbeforever91 familymaynotbeforever91 22-25, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    A few days ago I met this amazing gorgeous young Lady on here, she sent me a message and we started to chat and I could never belive just how specical she would become to me within...
    rodwood rodwood 31-35, M 3 Responses Feb 8

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    I got the sickness. THA SPIRITUAL SICKNESS. Ahahaha. But aside from that I got a kinda head sickness too, y'know? I've felt an episode coming on. Too bad I can't just step away...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    How do you move on after a failed marriage? I'm 41 years old and my husband has always lied to me, about money, about his feelings and I suspect other women. We have been together...
    NBallerina NBallerina 41-45, F Feb 8

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    I have been sick, and getting worse, for so many years. I had many doctors and "loved ones" tell me that it was in my head, that I'm just lazy and that there was nothing wrong with...
    Sarahberrycakes Sarahberrycakes 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    I met a really nice girl on here. We were talking and having such a great time the past few weeks. We always checked in almost each day. She was very sweet to me and I thought I...
    WisdomTree WisdomTree 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I don't have the hyper part at all, I just have attention problems. The hardest part is that I have such little control over it because I will be trying to get something important...
    zen001 zen001 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I have been sick now for 6 days. Finally went to the DR... walking pneumonia.... wth???
    irishred122 irishred122 51-55, F 1 Response Feb 20

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