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    Stevenomurph Stevenomurph 36-40, M Jul 8, 2013

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    Midget World Record!

    (IMPORTANT NOTE! .....Let's say that the person you tell this joke to is named John smith.) Three midgets decided they each wanted to beat a world record. The first midget wanted to have the world record for worlds smallest hands. The second midget wanted the world record for...
    carlee1212 carlee1212 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Just Desserts

    I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for that.................
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 25, 2010

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    Another Joke....

    Whats the difference between the starship enterprise and a piece of toilet tissue?  Nothing, because they both circe around uranus looking for clingons.....
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    I've always been able to lucid dream and I think it was around 2010 that I decided to keep myself a dream journal, for the amusement and entertainment of myself of course. I only...
    BrendaB2016 BrendaB2016 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    He's so annoying! What a little twerp. He thinks he's such a bada**, but really? Not a chance. Lol.
    KelleyNehls08 KelleyNehls08 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    Not sexually explicit, sorry pervs 😉. I just feel like I'm always daydreaming. I always want to be like the epic hero of the day and save the world. I mean don't get me wrong I...
    davidschild37 davidschild37 22-25, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I have such bad anxiety. it's never been this bad I'm having pain in my left arm and consistent headaches....I'm always so exhausted because I can't sleep at night and before I hit...
    deshhh14 deshhh14 18-21, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Sooo many people who have issue with interracial marriage or relationships don't even bother to take any time to try to learn anything about the so called "races", how or what...
    AvGeek AvGeek 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I got it pierced not too long ago!!! message if you wanna see pics :)
    Heartsu Heartsu 26-30, F 9 Responses 1 day ago

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    I didn't know if I have, but then an international student in my univ told me that I have such a unique accent and he loved it -_-
    Itisthereallme Itisthereallme 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Im riding a rollarcoaster Of emotions right now. So its been overwhelming lately. I'm trying to carefully balance things because for the sake of my kids he's needed but each day...
    oversimplification oversimplification 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    •FATHER• Temporary feelings, they eventually burned as I sit here bruised and scared for the rest of my life. I might have lost the war, but reality strikes, I want to cry...
    Ameleasmith Ameleasmith 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    •FATHER• Temporary feelings, they eventually burned as I sit here bruised and scared for the rest of my life. I might have lost the war, but reality strikes, I want to cry...
    Ameleasmith Ameleasmith 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    •FATHER• Temporary feelings, they eventually burned as I sit here bruised and scared for the rest of my life. I might have lost the war, but reality strikes, I want to cry...
    Ameleasmith Ameleasmith 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    •FATHER• Temporary feelings, they eventually burned as I sit here bruised and scared for the rest of my life. I might have lost the war, but reality strikes, I want to cry...
    Ameleasmith Ameleasmith 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    After experiencing a year of university, I have broadened my perspective and social circle a lot more. It's made me realise many things; several things being some people will never...
    turtlemonster turtlemonster 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm hurting for different reasons and i dont know where to start my healing process.. what issue to tackle first(sigh) Why can't i find peace and move on? Accept what i cannot...
    sweetsandlove sweetsandlove 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm starting to realize you don't have to drink every day for it to become a problem. I have ruined friendships, relationships, and plenty of other things due to my drinking. It...
    PoisonedOne PoisonedOne 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm 37, never been married and have no kids. I've never been engaged either, but came close a few times. It's not hard for me to get dates, I'm just picky because I refuse to...
    CaliTexan37 CaliTexan37 36-40, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    My phobia was started when I was in the sixth grade. At two different points in the year, at the exact same time in the morning, and at the exact same spot in front of my locker...
    tn182194 tn182194 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My belly button is crazy ticklish. Even thinking about it makes me squirm:)
    nicoleattack nicoleattack 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 5

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    We both Hurt each other in different ways. Very bad... I feel responsible for everything, but I know everyone is responsible for their own decisions, including what we put in our...
    Starkizzed21 Starkizzed21 22-25, F Feb 4

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    I still have such a crush on him. He has the kindest eyes and he always writes something nice on my homework. Even if what I wrote was terrible. Last Friday I turned something in...
    Floridagirlfaith Floridagirlfaith 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 3

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    I went to school this morning but I was only there for about two hours because I got really sick at around 10 this morning and had to run to the restroom to throw up :( I came home...
    samantha468 samantha468 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    I have been sick, really sick. It started before Christmas with cellulitis in the sinus cavity. Then my upper molar abscessed into the already infected sinus. It was one thing...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 31 Responses Feb 2

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    I am so worried and saddened to hear that my cousin Michael suffered a Grand Mal seizure today. 12 + years ago he was involved in a terrible motorcycle accident that caused brain...
    rebekahanastasia rebekahanastasia 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2

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    Hello guys! I have been diagnosed with retinitis pigmentosa 6 months back. I have always had problem seeing at night. I use to bang my head when I was a kid. I had a checkup when I...
    heisenberg101 heisenberg101 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 2

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    I don't really know where to start. I've been with my boyfriend for 2 and a half years. Everything was lovely and fine, we were both happy. We argued, but doesn't everyone? We got...
    Jennywirral Jennywirral 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    I never want to have children. For some people it seems like an impossible concept that a female does not to mother children. It is an individual choice, some women want to have...
    moonlightflower moonlightflower 22-25, F Feb 1

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    So there is this cute girl I met at a lecture series I attended. I had no intention of even meeting a such a pretty and posh girl who I'd never have a chance with. But...
    nh862 nh862 26-30, M Feb 1

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    I have such vivid dreams that at least one moment of the week seems like deja vu. Wierd, right ?
    MusingsOfAKid MusingsOfAKid 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 1

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    For as long as I can remember I've been overly sensitive to rejection. Any smallest bit of negativity aimed my way can put me into instant tears and I avoid the person who looked...
    Morrgin Morrgin 31-35, F Feb 1

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    Something is happening. I don't know what, but something is causing this increase in sinkholes occurring around the globe. There have always been sinkholes, but in all my life, I...
    Carissimi Carissimi 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 30

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    If I believed in reincarnation I would soooo smother my bratty niece with a pillow in hopes that in her next life she wouldn't be such a terror. But I digress......
    sweetgem8 sweetgem8 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 29

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    wats d weirdest thing u've put in ur belly button? er....I put menthol crystals once.
    honeyme20 honeyme20 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 29

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    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 22-25, F Jan 28

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    This is 1-100 problems I have in sick of it.
    dyingsnowangel dyingsnowangel 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    I guess we all have two sides. We are all two faced. And it is not a bad thing. The two sides probably balance us. We have been taught ways of society from when we were born. We...
    l0stwithin l0stwithin 18-21, M 6 Responses Jan 28

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    We all have that one person we have to deal with on a regular basis that is filled with negativity. The one who puts you in this ongoing battle of being the better person when it...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 25

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