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I Have Such Sick Humor But Find This Hilarious

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    Another Joke....

    Whats the difference between the starship enterprise and a piece of toilet tissue?  Nothing, because they both circe around uranus looking for clingons.....
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    Midget World Record!

    (IMPORTANT NOTE! .....Let's say that the person you tell this joke to is named John smith.) Three midgets decided they each wanted to beat a world record. The first midget wanted to have the world record for worlds smallest hands. The second midget wanted the world record for...
    carlee1212 carlee1212 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    Just Desserts

    I had a friend who went to the doctor with a strawberry stuck uyp his bum.  When he told the doctor he was quite surprised and said he had some cream for that.................
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 25, 2010

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    Shortest Lists

    What are the shortest Lists in the world?Black Olympic swimmersJewish athletesIrish **** starsFrench war heros
    Stevenomurph Stevenomurph 36-40, M Jul 8, 2013

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    So this funny guy turns to me and asks me if kstew licked ur outie what would u do well I said first of all it would tickle like hell but it would be ridiculously hot cause common...
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 3

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    my name is nathan and i learned about this site from a parent at a children's hospital support group. i have a very sick son. i am going to give a little background info to give...
    singledaddy101 singledaddy101 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    I wrote about my son'a condition which is really rare usually it's cancer patients that get it (to anybody who has a love one fighting cancer ask about the effects of chemo btw...
    singledaddy101 singledaddy101 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 29

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    I am so in love with u. But u r into someone else. I pray beg and plead for a miracle that would have u chose me as your chosen. I can make others dreams including yours come true...
    QueenOrange QueenOrange 41-45, F Sep 30

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    Here's an example. I have a date tonight with one of the clients from the club where I work. He's a nice guy, thirty six years older than me, and he gives me large gratuities when...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    My wife has always had a big butt. It has shockingly been free of cellulite though. I have just recently started to notice a lot of it on her thighs and just a little on her butt...
    newgain285 newgain285 31-35, M 4 Responses Sep 23

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    Hi I do have an outie and proudly so it's a swirl shape and quite out there I would never change it to go in because so many are like that already and I'm proud to be part of the...
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 1

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    So far most people have been so warm and friendly thanks guys from the bottom of my heart from my lil swirl button to yall thanks
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 2

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    Bad prank on me. Not cool. Because those two pants look exactly the same from the outside. I was gonna bathe when my mom called me to do something for her, little did I know...
    TetraZL TetraZL 13-15, F Oct 4

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    So I know I have a odd navel sometimes I do wonder though why so many make a fuss over it
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 9

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    So I guess like others on here I have heard the usual comments about being an alien etc due to my outie. But every time I hear these I always point out that my belly button...
    stutayl stutayl 22-25, M 2 Responses Oct 11

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    I do have a swirl outie bellybutton this group is perfect for me I'm up to chatting if anyone wants to
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 11

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    My daughter has RRP, anyone else?
    OlRachel OlRachel 26-30, F Sep 27

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    I love it when I get forgotten by my friends,it's the best feeling ever.....yeay friends
    ZnikiZ ZnikiZ 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    which results in me hating myself even more.
    ohwritteninthestars ohwritteninthestars 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    Hi everyone I hope to meet lots of interesting ppl here I love to chat
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I think mine is sexy....wanna see it????
    Court24 Court24 22-25, F 17 Responses Oct 4

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    So I guess this is a good place to share my funny lol trick. Well I can manipulate my outie swirl to pop out big time. It usually if I do this will stick out just about an inch...
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    Hi everyone so I finally caved and got skype
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    This is for anyone who wanted to see my innie bellybutton.
    Court24 Court24 22-25, F 14 Responses Oct 11

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    For anyone who wants to talk to me on skype chat my user name is selena m
    selenam selenam 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    So I made this new account because my last two accounts were suspended for some reason and I don't know what I've done to have such things done to me....I don't know if people are...
    koreanguy1005 koreanguy1005 26-30, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Now, this can go in 'I had a teacher make me cry' as well. But I wanted to have an experience in this section. Because I still think she was a bully herself. To treat someone so...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 1 Response a week ago

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    And I don't even like confrontation! But the vibration of my life tonight is such that I will find another fight somewhere else, and even if I walked away I could still have one in...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 39 mins ago

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    Been not well. Have such intense feelings of disgust to the point where I want and need to just claw my skin off. It feels like I am going to go absolutely insane. I was driving...
    ChantelSurvived ChantelSurvived 22-25, F 19 hrs ago

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    The words that are spoken with such ease, yet have such heart felt intent. The giggles that surface when certain things are said. The wit and humor that flows with such depth...
    ThoughtFulMoments ThoughtFulMoments 36-40, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I had an abortion. I found out I was pregnant on October 16th and had my abortion on October 17th. You never expect it to happen to you. My boyfriend and I always discussed the...
    lovebug200 lovebug200 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I really like people who have a good sense of humor. Sometimes it's hard to make me really laugh because I have a weird sense of humor but I love making people laugh and I love to...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    I feel the need to start this story from the very beginning, mostly to get the point across of how weird my current relationship is. This is going to be long, because I have a lot...
    mackenziesaxon mackenziesaxon 18-21, F Oct 7

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    I'm so grateful and thankful to have such a beautiful home and family.
    MileyyV MileyyV 18-21, F 7 mins ago

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    I like funny jokes and one liners, I also like play on words. Some don't get my humor, but then again some just don't get me full stop! "My friend told me today that I just don...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    The Anti-Social ‘Social Networkers’ It seems to be a trend that is not going away. You are out with some friends, at a social gathering, mine was a bowling night, a group of 6...
    StereoTypical StereoTypical 41-45, M Oct 7

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    It started in June, well in reality it started before that. My husband and I had to put our first dog down, one that was very very much mine. He was sick and it was for the best...
    bellfalls bellfalls 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 28

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    So I'm only 16. And I'm in love. With someone I shouldn't even have feelings for.. But for some reason I do. She is so perfect. Her smile. Her voice. Everything about her. I only...
    marcusfull marcusfull 16-17, M 2 Responses Oct 5

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    I have tired and tired with my husband's family. I can no longer stand them! I don't want them to be a part of my life. I have been married to my husband for almost five years and...
    tonysflame tonysflame 31-35 1 Response Oct 9

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    Out here in the country, there's plenty of parties to be had. But at these parties there's so much drugs and alcohol. I've been to one or two and its really awkward being one of...
    CooperJames01 CooperJames01 16-17, M 9 Responses Oct 11

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    I know this isn't 'stalking'. But I'm unsure what to call it. Sure, I admit I've looked up people and continuously looked up people I couldn't get over. And yes. I guess it's...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    Feel guilty all the time for not having a job. I am disabled, but that should not be an excuse. My rent was increased by 60 dollars. I got scared of being poor, so I applied for...
    confessing confessing 46-50, F Oct 10

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    I cant deny magic happening every day. Last Saturday I was sitting on the tarrace in the October afternoon sun. Was writing words like these: I am ready to say i have become...
    redribbonbook redribbonbook 46-50 a week ago

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    I am in my early 20's, recently graduated college and I am friendless. Unfortunately, this isn't something that just dawned on me now.. I have realized this for a while ...5 years...
    Mela22 Mela22 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    So many of you guys need to grow up! Your ruining it for all of us nice guys. I for one like to make friends with women and have genuine mature conversations but can't inbox them...
    Here4u72 Here4u72 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    I honestly have such mixed emotions about this... Almost 6 years have passed since I met my middle school teacher that I became so very infatuated with. I had never felt this...
    anonymousobsession anonymousobsession 16-17, F Oct 8

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    " I saw a bumper sticker on a car yesterday that said, "I Miss New Orleans." So I smashed the window and stole the radio. " I have no idea why, but I seriously cannot stop...
    NaturallyPeculiar NaturallyPeculiar 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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