I Have the Weirdest Things Happen to Me

For when life makes you say WTF? 325 People

    Well, Idk

    My printer goes and takes a sh!t on me today by quitting. So I call my worker-friend and I wait several minutes to go to Staples Office Goods to look for a new printer. We go to the Staples store and I go down the printers aisle. MOST of the printers were well over 100 CAD, I...
    jmintuck jmintuck
    Oct 13, 2011

    I Have Had the Weirdest Things Happen to Me. Part 2

        Ok so this one is a bit of a fun one.  I have written a list of things below that are all true...except for one.  Which statement below is not true ??? the world may never know 1. My sister had a dog that ate razor blades. It lived. 2. Our cat use to...
    xFrostyx xFrostyx
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

    It happened around 2004.

    My kids were young, and I was still married. I live in the country, have a nice patch of open spaces. Thing about the country is....the wildlife. (Remind me to tell you the possum story one day) you never know what you might see out here. This is a tale that you may not believe...
    ZombieBaitMaiden ZombieBaitMaiden
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 17, 2014

    Right Now

    Right now my hand is burning and is numb. I didn't burn my hand or put it anywhere near something that was hot! Weird stuff happens to me all the time!
    TopKitten TopKitten
    13-15, F
    May 19, 2012

    Well the weird thing

    that keeps on happening to me is, I always see this man, whenever I go out, I always see him and it's the same guy, he's not following me because he never looks at me and he's always with different people everytime I see him, but it's just weird and he's really attractive and he...
    elyssabutler elyssabutler
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 3, 2014

    It was Oct. 31 1991 my friend Nori had a invite

    to a Halloween costume party in Jamul ,Ca. about 25 miles east of Chula Vista that were I was living I wasn't invited but went anyways. Nori drove her car I followed in my truck an took along a friend of mine Kevin Hatfield . Kevin dressed up like a pirate as he did every year...
    skineejenny skineejenny
    51-55, F
    Mar 20, 2014

    I moved to London 3 years ago,

    and I finally opened the last box. inside was a date thingy that says the month and day, and it was the correct date - April 04
    drowninginsaltwater drowninginsaltwater
    18-21, F
    Apr 4, 2015

    I Always Have the Weirdest Things Happen to Me

    Lets start with the fact I am only allowed to touch my vehicle since everytime I touch a car something is guaranteed to go wrong with it. Most people hit a deer with their car I had a deer ram mine. I can't do dishes with out breaking something and spend most of my time getting...
    vanillabreeze73 vanillabreeze73
    2 Responses Sep 11, 2008

    Overheard Conversation

    This happened one or two years ago as my sister, brother and me were going to ride a taxi home to our parents. My bro & me, we were waiting in front of my rent-room house, it was my sis who had to come with the taxi. Then we saw a taxi came. We thought no more and took it for...
    uliftmeup uliftmeup
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 12, 2010


    My family own a holiday cottage in wales called Mor forynion(look it up). Anyway, whenever we are there, wierd things happen. When I was 8, me, my siblings and my cousins decided to climb on the roof to have a secret meeting. We'd done it before, so knew that it wasn't dangerous...
    deleted deleted
    Jun 18, 2012

    Crystal Children 2

    Jade is younger than her brother Drew....she is now 5 and last year she was staying with her Nan and I for a few hours while her Mum went shopping...and my wife came into my office to give me something and Jade was following her carry some large leggo blocks which she dropped...
    dayenknight dayenknight
    1 Response Apr 11, 2010


    These two peacocks literally just jumped up onto my roof and chased each other around for about 30 minutes. It sounded like someone climbed up on my roof and were just continually jumping and pounding down on the roof. I don't really know how to take that.
    domohnick domohnick
    26-30, M
    Aug 11, 2013

    I Wish I Could Explain It....

    My life is really an assortment of odd occurrences and embarassing moments....like this one for example: I was in high school and I'd met this really cute singer...we'll call him Tom. So, Tom was this really sweet guy and since we'd only met through the Talent show (we each sang...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Aug 4, 2008

    Little Boy?

    Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 18 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. o.o
    littlechii littlechii
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 24, 2013

    Cop Impersonation Fail????

    Tonight on my way home, this guy ahead of me put on his blinkers...old dodge neon, pretty beat up.So I went around him, no big deal...Then he put on some sort of flashing feature on his headlights, like the cops have?And started pacing me...I stomped on the gas and he paced me...
    hylierandom hylierandom
    5 Responses May 1, 2012

    Crystal Grandchildren

    I have 2 grandchildren who are very psychic in different ways... Drew the eldest (5)...asked his Dad when he returned from a fishing outing in his boat.. if he caught any fish to which his Dad replied no....  His son said yes you did the small silver one....his dad taken...
    dayenknight dayenknight
    1 Response Apr 11, 2010

    The Strange World We Live In.

    I consider myself a scientific man. I test what I believe as much as I can. When something weird comes to my attention, that bothers me until I figure out what's going on. Sometimes the answers don't fit in the secular world of modern science. Take demons, for example. I've had...
    sadanyagci sadanyagci
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Nov 28, 2013

    KISS Me!

      Since I have so many weird things that happen to me and so many of them are funny. I thought I'd share this one: I am at Target buying clothes for my liitle ones and there in the baby dept. is this ODD looking guy. He seemed to be hispanic, he had on the thickest coke...
    skywardbound skywardbound
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Sep 14, 2008

    My husband and I have the most odd things happen

    or people encounters. The most recent being a different liquor store we stopped at prior to Christmas. One worker came up to us randomly and started talking about how Michael Jackson makes more money dead than alive and how Elvis is still alive and living reclusively in...
    delo10 delo10
    56-60, F
    Dec 26, 2013

    Beam me up, Scotty - A Personal Account of Psychosis

    On a few occasions, I've had VERY strange things happen to me while undergoing psych therapy / being committed for such. What's interesting about drug induced psychosis / schizophrenia, is although there is usually no way to validate anything the patient describes, it is most...
    Mougywolf Mougywolf
    26-30, M
    1 Response Feb 19, 2013


    This is something that has been happening to me ever since my dad died when I was 11 years old. I'm guessing it was some sort of subconscious trigger that went off inside me after he passed away. Anyway, ever since that day, I've had these strange visions. They weren't scary...
    fruityoldgrape fruityoldgrape
    56-60, F
    3 Responses May 6, 2009

    OFF the Wall Happenings (part 1)

    In my 25 years of life here so far I have had the oddest things happen. Where do I start!?!? I may as well list to make it more simple, enjoy! I remember blackness and then multi colored lights (like a colored snowy TV screen). These are the VERY FIRST things I recall in...
    xFrostyx xFrostyx
    26-30, F
    Jun 14, 2009

    So last night I had the weirdest thing happen

    to me. Me(15) Trevor(15) Savannah(17) Mitch(18). We were all smoking weed, and since I want to try LSD they told me I have to get really high and see how I handle it before I do LSD. So I was like ok. I do smoke we weed but no where near as much as they do. They've tried like...
    iamj iamj
    18-21, F
    Dec 23, 2013

    I Couldn't Believe This Was Happening! It Felt Like Something Out Of A Movie.

    OK So this situation was just so unreal to me. It blew my mind because it just felt so much like some scenario you would only see in a movie. Well for those of you who haven’t had the opportunity to get to know me I work in construction for a paving company. We had a job doing...
    PlayInYourDreams PlayInYourDreams
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 4, 2012

    Okay, it all started

    when I was playing Pixel Gun 3D. While, playing the mode coop survival single person, someone joined. We were chatting in the chat box, then he said "Would you like to be my gf?", I was thinking 'what the hell is wrong with this guy?!' I answered no and then he said I love you...
    18-21, F
    Jul 29, 2015

    Snaken Not Stirred

      Yeah, so if anyone's read any of my other stories in this catetgory you know that I really do have a preponderance of weirdness in my life. I'm not particularly afraid of snakes. I mean I think they're cool and have held and pet all sizes of ball pythons and the like.I...
    skywardbound skywardbound
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Oct 26, 2008

    Weird Things Never Stop Happening to Me

    I dunno, its like the universe decides to unnerve me cause I notice that weird things always happen in waves. I wouldnt even know where to start! The most common (recurring) one is that street lights switch off when I go by. Not all the time but at least every second day. Usually...
    WyldHoney WyldHoney
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 2, 2008


     Throughout my life I have been able to predict certain things or find that things happen for me. At first I just put it down to coincidence but for example I find that when I listen to music on my Ipod I am able to predict what song will play next I also find myself...
    dm1782 dm1782
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 24, 2010

    This Could Easily Turn Into A Novel!

    This could so easily turn into a novel if I wrote in detail which I won't even attempt since I'm not gifted as a writer. I have so many stories I'd love to write but which are so bizarre and unbelievable people would surely take them as fiction which defeats the whole purpose...
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    5 Responses Nov 30, 2009

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    SnarklingForever SnarklingForever
    16-17, F
    Apr 8, 2015

    My Life Is Full Of Weird Unrelated Events, Here's One

    I had an experience that can be interpreted as funny, unfortunate, or dangerous. I wasn't sure what to think of the situation as it unraveled before me. It took place on a bus. It should be said that there exists a group in society that bears the name buspeople. Buspeople are...
    notalways notalways
    22-25, F
    Mar 18, 2013

    Hmm I Have A Cut On My Hand

    Do you ever get a random cut somewhere on your body but don't remember how you got it? This morning I was typing away on my laptop and then noticed my hand was bleeding. I didn't remember it being cut and now i have a short scar on my hand that is healing.  Not the...
    ForeverOnABoat ForeverOnABoat
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Aug 16, 2011

    Weirdest One

    the weirdest sexual thing i have ever experienced was that i was at the movie theater once, and it was completely empty except for me and a couple of my friends. they decided to sit in the front i sat at the back in the highest row. When these two girls walked in. now dont get me...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 2, 2013

    I Don't Expect You To Believe This

    If there was not actual documentation proving it... I might even have trouble believing this myself! Once a long time ago, I blew myself up with airplane fuel, 100 octane low lead, the pretty blue stuff that smells so good it makes people want to huff! I didn't huff it though...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Mar 24, 2011

    Heads Up!

      I have always had strange things happen to me. I can't wear a watch, the battery dies within days.Lightbulbs burst on me OFTEN.and I have this strange number mystery that follows me through life...too hard to explain right now(ex: Found my  old best friend...
    skywardbound skywardbound
    41-45, F
    10 Responses Sep 10, 2008

    I Could Go On Forever...

    When I was a teenager I was hiking with two brothers and we decided to climb the highest hill of the town through the crack of the mountain. We saw no one for a few hours. Watched the sunset and when going down, without any protection (very smart). As I was so fearless and...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Nov 30, 2009

    Oops I Hit It Again.

      As a sequel to my other story,"Heads Up!" I feel compelled to write this latest occurrence. Going along with the theme of my life, which is, Minor Head Trauma., I should not have been surprised when I sustained yet another noggin boppin. It was a breezy cool...
    skywardbound skywardbound
    41-45, F
    1 Response Nov 10, 2008
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