I Have the Weirdest Things Happen to Me

Yeah, so if anyone's read any of my other stories in this catetgory you know that I really do have a preponderance of weirdness in my life.
I'm not particularly afraid of snakes. I mean I think they're cool and have held and...

If there was not actual documentation proving it... I might even have trouble believing this myself!
Once a long time ago, I blew myself up with airplane fuel, 100 octane low lead, the pretty blue stuff that smells so good it makes...

My life is really an assortment of odd occurrences and embarassing moments....like this one for example:
I was in high school and I'd met this really cute singer...we'll call him Tom. So, Tom was this really sweet guy and since we'd...

I dunno, its like the universe decides to unnerve me cause I notice that weird things always happen in waves. I wouldnt even know where to start! The most common (recurring) one is that street lights switch off when I go by. Not all the...

On a few occasions, I've had VERY strange things happen to me while undergoing psych therapy / being committed for such.
What's interesting about drug induced psychosis / schizophrenia, is although there is usually no way to validate...

Jade is younger than her brother Drew....she is now 5 and last year she was staying with her Nan and I for a few hours while her Mum went shopping...and my wife came into my office to give me something and Jade was following her carry...

My printer goes and takes a sh!t on me today by quitting. So I call my worker-friend and I wait several minutes to go to Staples Office Goods to look for a new printer.
We go to the Staples store and I go down the printers aisle. MOST...

the weirdest sexual thing i have ever experienced was that i was at the movie theater once, and it was completely empty except for me and a couple of my friends. they decided to sit in the front i sat at the back in the highest row...

I have always had strange things happen to me. I can't wear a watch, the battery dies within days.Lightbulbs burst on me OFTEN.and I have this strange number mystery that follows me through life...too hard to explain right now...

Since I have so many weird things that happen to me and so many of them are funny. I thought I'd share this one:
I am at Target buying clothes for my liitle ones and there in the baby dept. is this ODD looking guy. He seemed to...

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 18 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. o.o

I was once approached by a guy who ran across a Walmart to say;
"Oh hey, sorry for looking at your wife funny. I thought she was my ex back from the grave. B*tch needs to stay in the ground, know what I'm saying?"
I've had a hobo come...

Right now my hand is burning and is numb. I didn't burn my hand or put it anywhere near something that was hot! Weird stuff happens to me all the time!

I had an experience that can be interpreted as funny, unfortunate, or dangerous. I wasn't sure what to think of the situation as it unraveled before me.
It took place on a bus. It should be said that there exists a group in society that...

Some days I'm just not sure who I am anymore.  Today was one of those days.  I was driving to work, minding my own business, singing with radio and just plain smiling.  Good music, beautiful weather, no traffic...it was a...

Tonight on my way home, this guy ahead of me put on his blinkers...old dodge neon, pretty beat up.So I went around him, no big deal...Then he put on some sort of flashing feature on his headlights, like the cops have?And started...

Do you ever get a random cut somewhere on your body but don't remember how you got it? This morning I was typing away on my laptop and then noticed my hand was bleeding. I didn't remember it being cut and now i have a short...

My family own a holiday cottage in wales called Mor forynion(look it up). Anyway, whenever we are there, wierd things happen.
When I was 8, me, my siblings and my cousins decided to climb on the roof to have a secret meeting. We'd done...

I have 2 grandchildren who are very psychic in different ways... Drew the eldest (5)...asked his Dad when he returned from a fishing outing in his boat.. if he caught any fish to which his Dad replied no....  His son said yes you...