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I Have To Say You Crack Me Up

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    Shrink???

    Wow..in the last three days, i've treated someone like "****" cause i didn't accept his friend request and just now someone felt the need to share with me the fact they wear trash bags. Look, i don't go to you and tell you i wear different colored contacts, so why do you come and...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F Mar 28, 2013

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    My Ep Family

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    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8, 2013

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    It Is Why

    Old underwear must be thrown out. New underwear fits snugly and stays where it ought. Old underwear rides up into my crack. I hate that. So, yeah, my underwear gets up in mah crack.
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Jan 25, 2013

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    Lmao

    So, you create a group about bullying..........little does anyone know your the biggest bully on here. Do your friends no you bullied and made someone take down their story cause it doesn't fit you? Do your friends know your a complete back staber? That you pretend to be their...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 23, 2013

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    Enough Is Enough!

    Over the last week and a half, i have fought a internal battle, between me,myself and i. Now for those that don't know this, ill give a little bit of info. I met a girl named sam, along *** time ago, we went to same school, stayed at each others house's, knew each others families...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 1, 2013

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    Pitty Party

    Boo hooo hoooo hooooooo hoooooooo hoooooooo hoooooooo hoooooooo. Hey! its my party and i'll cry if i want to cry if want to you would cry too if happend to u
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F Mar 19, 2013

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    *Burps*.........Excuse Me

    So, i guess me and my gf are done now? Idk, cause she doesnt live at home any more, so i don't talk to her as much as i used too. TOday i got a message from her telling me to **** off. I'll have you know, i have a short fuse and a bad temper, id rather tell someone to go die then...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    http://youtu.be/NfnfRykbkag ayeee new video from the unmotivated girl if people wanna see my lameness :-)
    thegroundisup thegroundisup 13-15, F Mar 14

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    So i created my youtube channel but have you to post a video im excited but nervous at the same time blah ppl can be so cruel and shallow behind a keyboard at times
    CrownedWoman CrownedWoman 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6d0ReKIWJY there it is my first video
    rraiyann rraiyann 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    GoldieLocksGrahamCrackers GoldieLocksGrahamCrackers 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    He said, "Let's get out of this town, Drive out of the city, away from the crowds." I thought heaven can't help me now. Nothing lasts forever, but this is gonna take me down He's...
    SouthernBelle81 SouthernBelle81 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 26

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    Do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies And I knew better, than to look in your eyes They only pretend, you will be mine And you know how...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    **stupid rant incoming** Every day, I start to think more and more about how stupid and ignorant my grandfather is. He picks the most STUPID fights with me, and never believes...
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    I would tell you that I have not tried to ignore you but you would say "those are just words." I would try to show you that my actions have always spoken louder than words but you...
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    But I'm going to say it anyway!! I am sick of living under the same roof with this man. I am sick of hearing his wheezing and his farts through my bedroom wall. I am sick of...
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    nocool nocool 41-45, M Mar 16

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    I just want to scream at you. i say Im depressed. its why i can't eat. and i just want to die. and all you can say is "ok" Im so sick of hearing ok and k and fine and alright...
    wishingforrecovery wishingforrecovery 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Ever had one of those days? You know the ones. The days where you just need one of those hugs? You know the hugs I’m talking about. The ones where someone just holds you so that...
    PrettyInBlack79 PrettyInBlack79 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    WeCouldBeDead WeCouldBeDead 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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