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I Have To Say You Crack Me Up

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    *Burps*.........Excuse Me

    So, i guess me and my gf are done now? Idk, cause she doesnt live at home any more, so i don't talk to her as much as i used too. TOday i got a message from her telling me to **** off. I'll have you know, i have a short fuse and a bad temper, id rather tell someone to go die then...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    Lmao

    So, you create a group about bullying..........little does anyone know your the biggest bully on here. Do your friends no you bullied and made someone take down their story cause it doesn't fit you? Do your friends know your a complete back staber? That you pretend to be their...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 23, 2013

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    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8, 2013

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