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I Have To Say You Crack Me Up

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    Shrink???

    Wow..in the last three days, i've treated someone like "****" cause i didn't accept his friend request and just now someone felt the need to share with me the fact they wear trash bags. Look, i don't go to you and tell you i wear different colored contacts, so why do you come and...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F Mar 28, 2013

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    Enough Is Enough!

    Over the last week and a half, i have fought a internal battle, between me,myself and i. Now for those that don't know this, ill give a little bit of info. I met a girl named sam, along *** time ago, we went to same school, stayed at each others house's, knew each others families...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 1, 2013

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    Lmao

    So, you create a group about bullying..........little does anyone know your the biggest bully on here. Do your friends no you bullied and made someone take down their story cause it doesn't fit you? Do your friends know your a complete back staber? That you pretend to be their...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 23, 2013

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    Pitty Party

    Boo hooo hoooo hooooooo hoooooooo hoooooooo hoooooooo hoooooooo. Hey! its my party and i'll cry if i want to cry if want to you would cry too if happend to u
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F Mar 19, 2013

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    *Burps*.........Excuse Me

    So, i guess me and my gf are done now? Idk, cause she doesnt live at home any more, so i don't talk to her as much as i used too. TOday i got a message from her telling me to **** off. I'll have you know, i have a short fuse and a bad temper, id rather tell someone to go die then...
    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    pimpstressbarbie pimpstressbarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8, 2013

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    It Is Why

    Old underwear must be thrown out. New underwear fits snugly and stays where it ought. Old underwear rides up into my crack. I hate that. So, yeah, my underwear gets up in mah crack.
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 25, 2013

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