I Have Tons of Inside Jokes With My Friends

My friends and I fix each other names that sound ridiculous (and some possibly offensive to others), but hilarious to us. Each of them has a particular story to tell which is hard to explain. They're all "You just gotta be there to get...

hahaha.... like today when our prof said something about Anna Hazzare (he is a very popular social worker here, I call my room mate anna coz of a very personal reason o.0) me and my room mate (we are in he same branch) almost snorted...

Words like Peanut butter, blueberry, muffins, jelly donuts, all have extra meaning.
 
Burnt Coffee is another one saying someone is comming into work to kill everyone. Any of us ever get a text saying burnt coffee and the rest...

We definately do. Whenever this guy we know straightens his hair, his name changes automatically to 'Bob' when it goes all frizzy again, he gets his old name back. We've confused so many people with this over the years, it's quite funny...

Once we where driving home from school and one of my friends said: "Look! there is an Unimog." and then we in a choir: "IT'S AN W50!".
Another time I was waiting for the bus with a female friend, we...

Ah, yes, I do! As an inside joke, obviously outsiders won’t understand it. Although some inside jokes are shared among more than just two people. But I’m sure that any random Tom, Dick or Harry won’t have a cooking clue what we...

I love my friends so much, and I have a ton of inside jokes with them. Cake on the butt, soft pretzels, teradactle(sp?) burp, basketball net, apple glow, the pencil case, p***y, bitch with class, socks, oh my god; just to name a few...

i'm somewhere without my friends and i bring up an inside joke, laughing hysterically, but nobody understands.

i appreciate the jokes so much, though,
because when i was in middle school i didn't have any real friends.
all the...