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I Have Touched a Cows Utter

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    The 4-h'er Is Not Afraid of Anything!

    For about 4 years in a row I showed sheep at the county fairgrounds along with arts and crafts and on and on... I loved to volunteer in the ice cream booth and hand out cone and sticks of yummy treats... But my favorite volunteer job was working in the petting zoo that was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 7, 2009

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    Yes I Have Touched a Cow's Boobie!!!

    As most of you know I grew up on a farm and my dad and granddad both had milk cows.  I have milked cows many times in my life and today I will teach you how to do the same just in case this has always been a dream of yours.    In order to milk a...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 20 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    The title to this page should be,

    "I Have Touched a Cow's UDDER" not "utter." But yes, I have done so to milk a cow, and to practice checking for signs of mastitis. Milking a cow by hand is tough at first, but once you get the proper procedure down, it's quite easy.
    WildRoseBeef WildRoseBeef 26-30, F Jan 19

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    When I was a kid, I use to spend hours And hours with my cows, I could easily spend 7 hours straight with my cows. I was barley ever around my parents, I was always with my cows, I...
    Huskyforders Huskyforders 13-15, F 22 Responses Feb 18

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    I am 25 years old and have recently moved back home to live with my parents for a few months. I always knew my family was extremely dysfunctional growing up, but I always thought...
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    so im 14 and so is my friend, I stayed at his house last night and as I was going to sleep I turned off the tv and look over to see him with his hand is in his pants. id always...
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    I had possibly THE wildest night of my life at the end of my garden with my head in the flank of a raging bull last night. Yes yes I know what you're thinking but I ain't that...
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    My mum volunteered me to babysit for my neighbors kids from Friday evening to Saturday afternoon. I have done this before and there's never been, I've looked after the house while...
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    I love to be touched and held. I love massages and a good woman who is sensitive to touch. I like to explore a woman's body
    bubley bubley 56-60, M Feb 3

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    You can find a how-to do pretty much anything on the web these days.  Wikihow.com even has a page about how to touch a guy.  Wow ... yes please, this is how I want to be...
    Winterwolf1231 Winterwolf1231 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 8

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    Idk why I hate being touched, I just grew up that way. Like when a family member comes up to try to hug me and give me a kiss, I struggle to get out of it and I absolutely hate it...
    Greywolf205 Greywolf205 13-15, F 3 Responses Feb 8

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    I want to be touched like this ...By a woman who wants to touch me, and shows me how much every day.
    Winterwolf1231 Winterwolf1231 46-50, M 7 Responses Feb 9

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    Now I'm single I can't stop thinking about be in touched and licked. I'm going insaine. I miss the tingles and the warmth of the breath on my nippers and ****. I just need...
    janx janx 26-30 5 Responses Feb 10

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    I like to be touched because I want someone to rape or **** me
    69ilikebigcocks69 69ilikebigcocks69 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    I'm still ranting: MY BODY BELONGS TO ME. If I don't know you and I'm not hurt or fallen down or anything, don't touch me. I may give you good service at my job. That does NOT make...
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    "1REALMAN," don't dare come at me with your condescension when you lack even the gall to allow me to respond to what you wrote without blocking me from doing so.Considering it's...
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    Emotionally Hurting SO. Everything is usually fine until I've had a few drinks too many. Which has always caused us problems. I don't want to nor would I seek to hurt him in a...
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    It means a lot to me that someone is willing to share their experience, but this is EP, so...well, when I was early 14 I felt suicidal. I told my parents and willingly went to the...
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