I Have Touched a Cows Utter

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    Yes I Have Touched a Cow's Boobie!!!

    As most of you know I grew up on a farm and my dad and granddad both had milk cows.  I have milked cows many times in my life and today I will teach you how to do the same just in case this has always been a dream of yours.    In order to milk a...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    20 Responses Apr 7, 2009

    The 4-h'er Is Not Afraid of Anything!

    For about 4 years in a row I showed sheep at the county fairgrounds along with arts and crafts and on and on... I loved to volunteer in the ice cream booth and hand out cone and sticks of yummy treats... But my favorite volunteer job was working in the petting zoo that was...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 7, 2009

    The title to this page should be,

    "I Have Touched a Cow's UDDER" not "utter." But yes, I have done so to milk a cow, and to practice checking for signs of mastitis. Milking a cow by hand is tough at first, but once you get the proper procedure down, it's quite easy.
    WildRoseBeef WildRoseBeef
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 19, 2015

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