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    Yes I Have Touched a Cow's Boobie!!!

    As most of you know I grew up on a farm and my dad and granddad both had milk cows.  I have milked cows many times in my life and today I will teach you how to do the same just in case this has always been a dream of yours.    In order to milk a...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 20 Responses Apr 7, 2009

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    The title to this page should be,

    "I Have Touched a Cow's UDDER" not "utter." But yes, I have done so to milk a cow, and to practice checking for signs of mastitis. Milking a cow by hand is tough at first, but once you get the proper procedure down, it's quite easy.
    WildRoseBeef WildRoseBeef 26-30, F Jan 19

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    The 4-h'er Is Not Afraid of Anything!

    For about 4 years in a row I showed sheep at the county fairgrounds along with arts and crafts and on and on... I loved to volunteer in the ice cream booth and hand out cone and sticks of yummy treats... But my favorite volunteer job was working in the petting zoo that was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 7, 2009

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    friends and family, ok but guys... it freaks me out... i have to really like you to let you touch me.. i have to trust you and guys kinda arent looking for that
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    My two boys, good at sensing all the emotions going through me, attuned to my moods and expression. They launched gentle hugging and kissing attacks on me, holding my hands as we...
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    Having just got back from a week away with school I spent most of that time with my boxers jammed up my butt. To start we left early morning and me and my 3 friends were joking...
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    I hate having people bump me, I hate people standing close to me. I hate being grabbed. I hate the hugs. I hate being touched by others. It makes me very uncomfortable and stuff.
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    I hate people's hands on me. I hate people who try to console me with their touch. I hate when people grope me to try to get me turned on. I become very uncomfortable. I have...
    CigaretteEater CigaretteEater 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Up .6 cause I manage to gain on 165 cals. Oh well. Cows like me should just starve to death anyways.
    mxsable mxsable 18-21, T 2 days ago

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    Some times they moo back. I used to drive a road that had a fence with moo cows. Ha ha ha I had this old green jeep with a bull horn. Sound like a moo cow. When I drove by & blew...
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    She let go She let go of all the memories that held her back. She let go of all the anxiety that kept her from moving forward. She let go of the planning and all of the...
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    Too many times than I care to mention. I've often heard the phrase, "You can trust me", but you know what? it's utter bollocks, I've been let down by 'trustworthy' types. I'm the...
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    AmirPR AmirPR 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Almost a year since I decided to stop doing what I was and I'm so proud of myself. I haven't touched it in almost a year. Just shows what will power and determination can show...
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