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I Have Toys In the Attic

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    My Toys, All Dusted Off

    Hello my pretties,    Early morning thoughts seem to party-crash my psyche, uninvited guests to the pajama party of my moody meanderings. Sometimes they are the life of my early-morning life; at other times, they can be boorish and rude, especially when they tell me things...
    DentedSyke DentedSyke 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 5, 2009

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    The Snows of Eden

    Hello my pretties,    It's been a while since I've written anything here; work and lethargy have conspired to dry up my thoughts and sap my energy. I hate these droughts of thought and action, when torpor overtakes me, rendering me nothing more than an automaton receiving a...
    DentedSyke DentedSyke 56-60, M Mar 7, 2009

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    Sleeping With Dragons

    Hello my pretties,    I can't stand walking on brown squares, especially the ones at school. When I'm caught in the halls with the kids, I'll zig-zag my way to my room, and the kids stare at me. Strangely enough, they have come to respect this OCD behavior and do get out of...
    DentedSyke DentedSyke 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 17, 2009

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    No Sanctuary For the Insane

    Hello my pretties,    I may be crazy, but this is the way things seem to me:    Tolerance is a vastly overrated and universally misunderstood word. People who claim to be tolerant are quite intolerant, usually of people who don't see things their way. For...
    DentedSyke DentedSyke 56-60, M Apr 20, 2009

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    STILL I still see her.

    When my mind starts to return from its nightly primordial sojourn, I see her, a lovely and smiling chimera drifting towards me much too slowly. It is close to 4:00 A.M., but I am bombarded by impossibilities as the rest of my world sleeps. Jennifer approaches, and I see all of...
    DentedSyke DentedSyke 56-60, M Jan 27

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    Linger...

    Hello my pretties,    After Jen died, after I got H off to the airport (still crying after two days), after I got back home, I fell on to my couch, exhausted beyond any tiredness I had ever felt before. Dusk was arriving, throwing weird shadows on my walls, almost...
    DentedSyke DentedSyke 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2009

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    Those are all the toys I have I love kinky
    gonebeyondrepair gonebeyondrepair 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 20

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    Too bad this group isn't busier. Men like toys too! They're just harder to come up with and, generally, it's just easier to go to the default 5 knuckle shuffle. A good DIY toy idea...
    omgwut omgwut 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 21

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    Any women need help? We can start finish with toys or both!
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    I love using sex toys. Especially watching my wife getting of with them is very erotic!
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    Especially the Bakugan toys
    W1ll0wstream101 W1ll0wstream101 22-25, F Apr 25

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    Even as a guy, so much pleasure can come from using toys!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Well I feel alone all the time.I was talking with my toys when I was a child.They were answering me,playing with me.Because I had no friends.I am 15years old now.And I still talk...
    ughjustfiveminutesmore ughjustfiveminutesmore 18-21, F Apr 5

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    His name is Sheldon, and he is so lovely. Every day I give him fresh food and water, and have to turn off and on his heat lights. Sometimes I give him a warm bath and polish his...
    LilVixen17 LilVixen17 16-17, F 6 Responses Apr 14

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    I know this will be a little weird to some but to me I'm in love. I found this little guy at a thrift store under a pile of dolls, all damaged and forgotten. Most of them were...
    realsweetbaby realsweetbaby 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    I'm crapping mother friggin rainbows and shiz.... Oh, have you seen those kids toys that actually crap glitter and rainbows? I need one so I have a partner in crime!
    Orchidspetals Orchidspetals 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 15

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    I have a ***** that I desperately want to take. over 3 inches wide 12 tall, must be 9 inches around. wish there was someone that would get into some serious anal play and work it...
    jdanyone jdanyone 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 16

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    We make love each day, almost always first thing in the morning. I slowly arouse my Wife with massage, caresses and kisses and then I provide her with my mouth and I generally add...
    pdqsailor1 pdqsailor1 51-55, M Apr 16

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    Big House,Big Family My partner built our house in Australia.It was when my first two kids were born,when I was 22.We always knew we'd have kids-but never 6 of them! It is a...
    steinermum steinermum 31-35, F Apr 20

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    Poor Bruno. :( I recently became employed again and he has been having a hard time adjusting to the empty (besides the other dog) house. We usually let him roam the downstairs area...
    TheKristaJo TheKristaJo 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 22

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    My lady has a few toys like the regular little vibrators and the wee vibe any ideas on something different to try? Try and spice it up a bit . Ladies suggestions?
    306funn 306funn 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 24

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    Wouldn't it be funny if breast inplants came with squeaky toys inside them???
    AwesomeAlert AwesomeAlert 46-50, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Alright, where to begin? I hope only those with BPD read this. It's incredibly incredibly insensitive and very damaging to a Borderline person when someone who doesn't understand...
    Vaecia Vaecia 22-25, F 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    i was just recently diagnosed with hs. in the last year this disease has completely ruined my life. i have lost my job, my children have to watch me suffer. i am about to loose...
    htoure21 htoure21 31-35, F 5 hrs ago

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    There we go again...This is my more detailed 25 facts, welcome back! 1. I am still a virgin. 2. I am not a tomboy, but neither am I very feminine. I'm just like, a girl that loves...
    iTetraZazicII iTetraZazicII 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I'm 16 years old and I have severe eczema that constantly goes and comes. I know there's no cure for it but I need something that will at least make it calm down and not keep...
    idontknow86 idontknow86 16-17, F 29 mins ago

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    Almost everyone I have met, tells me that I have a radio voice, and I agree to a point, my voice is deep but really calm and relaxing
    roby23 roby23 18-21, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    When you love someone beyond the limits you could have ever imagined. When nothing or no one else can compare. When you want the best for them, no matter what. When you are...
    Stickwithmebaby Stickwithmebaby 36-40, F 9 hrs ago

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    Its true I have never seen you and we have never met, never shaken hands or even truly hugged and yet! I know for sure you care for me by the kindness that you give. And our...
    rachhappyville rachhappyville 31-35, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Revised. I have a Up-to-date. I have since the last experienced learned that age does count. If you get involved with a older man or woman who do not mean you well? You are heading...
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    I have a best friend, we first met at the tio Cruz concert. From then on we became friends and one thing led to another and we became close. We got into an accident and from then...
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    I have anxiety and my parents get mad at me when I have an attack.. Like its my fault I'm like this. I used to call them because they would be able to calm me down and make me feel...
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    i have two jobs again. before i was working subway n walmart but walmart unexpectedly let me goo...so now im at a smoothie place. im stressing the fact how i work so hard for ao...
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    I wish I could change how every time I make a response or comment I have to be reminded to respond with authenticity, support, and respect like I am a kid. Shame it has to be this...
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