I Have Two Eyes

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    Oh Yes!

    I do indeed have two eyes.  They are both on the right side of my head though.  Please don't approach from the left because I will not see you and may be frightened....
    Pricey Pricey
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Dec 30, 2008

    Average Number Of Eyes

    If a few unfortunate people have less than two eyes (as a result of accident or whatever), and no one has more than two, it follows that the average number of eyes per person is less than two. Therefore the average person has less than two eyes. Good to know I'm better than...
    Gladtobescottish Gladtobescottish
    61-65, M
    Feb 9, 2013


    Yup. I am not some sort of freaky alien that has 18 eyes. I have two, just like every other 'normal' person. Never mind :)
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    May 17, 2008

    people kind of obsess over my eyes

    and ask me to post a pic of them so here is a photo lol
    amyrobbyy amyrobbyy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 4, 2014

    I Have Four Eyes?

    I hated when people would call me four eyes for wearing glasses. It was so immature. Now that I'm older, they've become distinguishing and like a part of me. Whenever I wear my contacts, people say I just look better with glasses and it especially bothers my boyfriend. I like...
    xxLizRockszz xxLizRockszz
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 17, 2010

    I Have 2 Eyes

    I have 2 eyes or maybe 3 eyes if you count the centre spot of the forhead as a 3rd eye.
    aquarius3 aquarius3
    2 Responses Dec 2, 2011


    Better to see you with my dear
    bellas31 bellas31
    31-35, F
    13 Responses Nov 7, 2009


    I do have both eyes in their sockets, as far as I know. =p But my left eye is useless. I can't see a thing with it, only blobs with no color to them, with or without my glasses. But I do have two eyes. :-D No glass eye yet. =p
    deleted deleted
    Dec 31, 2008


    yes, i have two eyes... two tired eyes, but I do have two of them     and Ive just joined another pointless group...woohp!
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Dec 30, 2008

    Too Bad

    if i only had one it would be awesome, i would be a pirate
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 8, 2008


    More like four since I use glasses from time to time.But yup, I have two eyes right on my face. Cool, no?
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    6 Responses Jan 13, 2011

    Why Two

    We, mammals, have two nostrils, two ears, two hands and feet and two eyes, indeed.  We have two halves in our brain.  Why?   Why don't we have just one eye like the Cyclopes, in the middle of our forehead?  We would have a panoramic outlook.  Yet we...
    moreandless moreandless
    56-60, M
    Feb 14, 2010


    All I can do is lmao about this topic.  I assume you are just talking about the eyes that someone else can see.
    UcWhatIC UcWhatIC
    26-30, F
    Dec 30, 2008

    Wandering Eyes

    I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess. Because I am a man, I tend to look at things or people that make me feel good. If I see a good  looking woman, I have to make a comment about her. It could be that she is beautiful. I could be that she makes me horny. It...
    salguoddouglas salguoddouglas
    56-60, M
    Dec 19, 2009

    Who Doesn't?

    Seriously, who doesn't have two eyes?
    StretchMarc StretchMarc
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Nov 18, 2012

    Oh! Me Too, Me Too!!!

     I have two. They are big and blue and don't see very well.    
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Dec 30, 2008
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato
    13-15, F
    Aug 18, 2014

    Two Eyes

    Jeeeeeeeeeez and here i thought i was the only creature in existence with two eyes! What an eye opener Lol :)
    MJCu MJCu
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 11, 2012


    It's sad thinking back now how those with glasses were teased incessantly.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 22, 2013
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