I Have Weird Dreams

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    I have the weirdest sexual dreams ever.

    .. Like how is that even possible... 😭😭😭 hahahahah
    ysabelizade ysabelizade
    22-25, F
    3 Responses May 29, 2014

    One time I had a dream

    where I was being chased by a fat guy with a Samurai sword in the woods lol
    Jason2001 Jason2001
    16-17, M
    1 Response Sep 27, 2015

    I don't remember much about my dream from last

    night, except that someone was trying to sell me a bicycle for $111,862.00
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Jul 7, 2015

    Part 2. The dream continued.

    Turns out the guy hadn't always been a loner. He used to paint beautiful Easter eggs and composed really great songs for church, before he became a hermit. The more the ghost got to know me he told me he was interested in adopting me. For some reason I was ok with this. In the...
    Hush92 Hush92
    22-25, F
    Apr 5, 2016

    today I dreamt that at first I was watching a

    military parade and at some point one of the special squadrons was entirely composed of little people. Next thing I now I was riding a horse chasing bashar Al-assad who was on a horse as well. I manage to take him of his horse and push him forward an hotel room where there was...
    jasonBK1 jasonBK1
    18-21, M
    Apr 4, 2016

    It's strange but sad to realize

    for me, since I've been single for all of life, but I had dream of having this girlfriend who lives with me. She wasn't the most prettiest, well-mannered, or opening person but deep down I love her dearly. But it ended as she and I sat down by the couch together, and in my mind...
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Apr 5, 2016

    Dream 17/April/2016 My brain refused to

    shut up last night. It just kept thinking.I had so many nightmares last night. But I cant remember them all.Had to take an aspirin in the middle of the night and go back to sleep. Still woke with a migraine.One nightmare involved a broke movie director who held us hostage and...
    LegionIscariot LegionIscariot
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 17, 2016

    I keep having dreams about vampires.

    They start out with me randomly standing in the middle of their community. Initially I don't know that the community belongs to vampires but then I see them and of course they look completely normal and then somehow I just know they're vampires. Then I feel the need to run for...
    ASadCatNamedNadia ASadCatNamedNadia
    22-25, F
    Mar 20, 2016

    Our dog turned into a Mutated dog

    and was chasing us through a Laboratory. Ricky tried to escape but got turned into goo and eaten by the dog. We hid inside a pool to hide our scent. I felt a lick on my leg and I ran away but it was our dog and he turned back to normal. He jumped after me and broke his leg. My...
    Just1n Just1n
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 18, 2016

    The other night I made a joke in my dream,

    that's never happened to me before! I was at a party sipping on a cocktail. Then in one of those strange dream no-logic transitions, I was suddenly drinking from this enormous tumbler full of vodka. A girl walked up to me and said "that's my drink." I just looked at her...
    SlightlyDaft SlightlyDaft
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jul 10, 2015

    I had this crazy dream last night don't know

    what it means but it sure azz hell freaking me out.......I dream that I had died and I went to the Medical Examiners office but I was a living corpse and the coroners office was my home but I got up and took the bus but I was weak and I could visit with the alive people was...
    LoneRanger34 LoneRanger34
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2016

    This is a LONG one. Probably

    because it was a full length dream and then I woke up, fell back asleep and it continued. I'll be posting it in 2 parts. I feel it was extremely symbolic and important. Part 1. I lived in a house with a guy. We noticed weird things happened and knew the house had a record of...
    Hush92 Hush92
    22-25, F
    Apr 5, 2016

    a couple of days ago i had a weird dream

    and it kinda scared me. i wonder why i had that dream. there was the devil and an angel on my sisters bed, with their legs crossed. they were calm af. just chilling and talking to me while i was standing there freaking out. they were going to tell me that they wanted to work...
    SilverUniicorn SilverUniicorn
    70+, F
    4 Responses Mar 21, 2016

    Last night I dreamed

    that I got kicked out of a giant Hot Topic because on a previous day I hallucinated that the cashier was the Easter bunny and was stroking her face for a very long time. But I didn't remember doing that until someone else told me and I started crying because the cashier hated...
    shybot shybot
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 17, 2016

    There was a wooden fence within a field,

    and above it were dark clouds which were extremely low to the ground. Below, was a man sitting beneath them. I felt like I knew him somehow but it was very difficult to tell who he was, he told me he was a soldier and he couldn't move from where he was sitting. It looked like...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2014

    Dream 25/Jan/2014 I dreamt about a man,

    his wife, his 2 daughters, and his mother in law. An adorable family… who go around sacrificing people for whatever reason. I think the sacrifice has something to do with getting their crops blessed. But there isn’t any crops in this dream. Here’s how it works, they...
    LegionIscariot LegionIscariot
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 25, 2014

    London, My Love!

    It's the town of my dreams, I visited London three times so far. Maybe this made me dream the following: My mom took my sons and me on a short trip to London. When we arrived, we jumped on a double decker bus. My sons were much younger than they actually are and were excited to...
    RickiChickie RickiChickie
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Nov 27, 2012

    so the other night I dreamt

    that there was biblical evidence of Scooby-Doo in 1st Corinthians. where in the bible there was a story about Scooby and Shaggy stocking a freezer full of food in preparation for doomsday. then they jumped on a trampoline.
    ZenaMarie ZenaMarie
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 9, 2015

    In my dream , an angel shinning with bright

    golden amber light, with black hair, amber eyes, pale skin appear on my bedside. I recognized him, because this is not the first time I seen him in my dream. He is archangel Uriel. He asked me "Am I gentle?" I replied "Yes, you are!" He replied me with a self-deprecating look...
    PrincessGabrielle PrincessGabrielle
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 23, 2016

    Yet another violent dream with lots of conflict

    and grief. I dreamed I was walking with a friend and a tragic accident killed him and I was like totally traumatized. The dream seemed to last years cuz at the end I was like 5 years older
    burnout95 burnout95
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Nov 21, 2014

    I dreamed there was a waterline cut into a ditch

    and the clintons were their claiming there were spy wires in it spying on them... they were in the flooded ditch talking about it.. before I got there tho I had walked throw the ruined yard of some stone mansion.. the back yard had washed out or caved in like a mud landslide...
    MeowBird MeowBird
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 12, 2016

    I had a dream last night

    that some guy was trying to kill me. So I hunted him down and killed him first.
    deleted deleted
    Mar 24, 2016

    I had a really crazy dream my short nap.

    In one part of the twisted dream, I remember having Wiz Khalifa and a couple of other rappers helping me paint my house. Shortly after that, I saw Letty from Fast and Furious meditating on my roof in a puddle of water and everyone thought she drowned and died. Then, I was really...
    fthefurious fthefurious
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2016

    Last night I dreamt that my mom had opened a

    cafe. The opening party had been a great success. After the party both my parents and me came home in a horse-ridden carriage. I told my mother than after reaching home I would take the bus to visit my granny ( she died years ago). She smiled, and got on top of me, pressing her...
    Cierzo Cierzo
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 5, 2016

    When I was almost awake,

    I dreamt this sentence: "He lit a doorbell caused of two colors." I've never dreamt a phrase before, and I've never heard it anywhere else.
    KnightStalkerXIV KnightStalkerXIV
    18-21, M
    Apr 7, 2016

    Forgot to post this dream

    and it was pretty cool. It started out I was in Breaking Bad. Walt was about to go to this shootout with a bunch of bad guys and skylar was worried about him. (I guess in dream she knew he was a drug maker and didn't care) I told her not to be because I'd go and take care of it...
    Hush92 Hush92
    22-25, F
    Mar 29, 2016

    Everyone morning at the same time.

    I wake up to my math teacher. Like he's trying to warn me about something. I haven't been taking my math serious. He scares me honestly. He's amazing, I won't explain but he scares me because he's amazing. Why every morning...
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Mar 8, 2016

    I dreamt I was sitting in a room in college

    with students . That was a couple of years before I actually went back to college . I dreamt that I found a woman standing behind the door in my living room . Next morning I found a prostitute that my ex was using at night while I was asleep with the kids in the other room .
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 23, 2016

    last night I had a dream I had s.

    e. x. with my cousin, ill call him Chris. So for some reason hes spending the night. Instead of sleeping on the couch or some other place. He sleeps in the bed with me. we're laying there. theres a huge space between us. suddenly I decided I was going to make a move. my thoughts...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Nov 22, 2014

    *bites your neck. Licks the blood.

    Licks your chin and shoves you onto the wall and drops kicks you through the wall and flies away*
    deleted deleted
    8 Responses Feb 27, 2016

    I keep having the same dream every night with

    slight variations each night. It all starts out the same; me sitting at a table opposite a man who looks like me, on the first night I had these dreams he told me everything I'm going to work for in the next 10 years is for nothing and I should give in. Last night he offered me...
    Kurlzz3Tears Kurlzz3Tears
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 22, 2016

    a few years ago I had a dream

    so vivid it still scares me today. I don't know if there's actually a town named Adale (AD uh lay) but if there is, stay away from it. the only way into this town was across an old bridge. on the other side of the bridge was a sign, but it was all faded. the words were...
    ZenaMarie ZenaMarie
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Aug 31, 2015

    Last night all I remember from my dream was

    someone wanted to introduce me to a girl made of noodles named Janoodle lol
    fallenstar23 fallenstar23
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Mar 29, 2016

    I'm a a Very lucid dreamer .

    Over the years I've learned how to fly hover and glide on command . I also learned how to break that pesky running in slow motion thing and run fast or super fast . I dream in full color , I can taste food and I can feel things and ppl . I can even smell but only sometimes. I...
    reader44 reader44
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Oct 21, 2014

    It was post zombie apocolypes (as usual)

    and i was surviving with Obama and his first lady. And the president was like "thank god its finaly over, lets order some jalapeño pizza!" You see this was years after the outbreak and the first community service they re-set up was delivery pizza xD No but the funniest part...
    jessie8g jessie8g
    18-21, F
    Apr 18, 2016

    Oppressed, Caught, Almost Kissed, Sliced, Diced, And Escaped

    Wierdest dream I have ever had, just recently: I was a fat black woman, whereas in waking life I am an average built white man. I was a slave of sorts, although not in the Old South. I was kept against my will in a large house that had a long porch on the front that was...
    wierddreamer wierddreamer
    31-35, M
    8 Responses Oct 23, 2006

    I don't know if I can call this a dream,

    more a hallucination. I keep having the same 'dream' where I talk with my future self. It's strange but he's an interesting fellow
    Kurlzz3Tears Kurlzz3Tears
    18-21, M
    Apr 5, 2016

    I just remembered the dream I had!

    I had all these pets, and they had to be outside I don't remember why. It had been awhile since I had held them or played with them. I went with someone to go find them and bring them inside. I first picked up my cat (who really is my cat in real life) and when i was carrying...
    Sarahkay612 Sarahkay612
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Mar 21, 2016

    last night i had a dream

    that i was walking along a sidewalk through town. a car approached me from behind and blared its horn a few times when it drove past me. it startled me & i woke up... the sound rang through my ears so loudly. so this morning my alarm went off, and i set it to snooze for 30 min...
    VeritasAequitas VeritasAequitas
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 4, 2016

    Reaching Out To Myself.

    There was a field with spaced apart trees, and I was somehow in one of these trees, watching a girl walking across the grass while a hawk flew ahead in the distance and let out an eery screech. I saw the girl was myself. I kept calling her name shouting after her, "Jess JESS...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink
    22-25, F
    6 Responses May 20, 2013

    Last night I dreamt that I was flirting with

    the Devil, and we were falling in love... I was kind of a witch, I remember that I got in line to meet the Devil in Hell and that I sneaked before Voldemort. He got angry but I used my powers to push him away. Isn't that a really weird dream?
    Sparklyjuly Sparklyjuly
    18-21, F
    13 Responses Jun 30, 2014

    Just last night, I had a dream

    that I was having a sleepover with Spongebob, who happened to be my best friend in the dream. He had bought a llama with him to our sleepover and when I asked him why, he just answered me "because I'm late" and took off in a bicycle, leaving me and the llama alone in my house...
    emiiQueen emiiQueen
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Feb 3, 2014

    Tragic Endings

    For the past few weeks, I've been having dreams about falling in love with an angel. However, in the dream it always ends up with me being pregnant (I have a crippling fear of being pregnant, although I'm still a virgin) with his Nephilim child. My heart hurts in the dream...
    duClo duClo
    18-21, T
    2 Responses May 8, 2013

    I keep having dreams of me dropping my phone

    and breaking it.... =_= I guess I'm just scared?....
    deleted deleted
    9 Responses Dec 30, 2014

    I get sleep paralysis - mainly

    when I'm stressed - it's like an evil spirit standing in my room and I can't turn or talk but I can see everything except this dark presence. It's really scary
    kaykay220692 kaykay220692
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Jan 23, 2014

    I dreamed about getting married.

    but the weird thing is that the guy that a married with was a demon.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 30, 2016

    My husband and I were walking along the river

    close to our house. He was quite a few steps behind me. All of a sudden, I see a large tiger...orange with black stripes. I can remember wondering why a tiger would be there. It looks at me and I know I shouldn't run so I keep very calm as it approaches me. It comes and...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl
    51-55, F
    6 Responses Mar 31, 2015

    so I had an overly strange dream.

    . I had a watering can full of gasoline and I was watering my plants around the house with it.. when it suddenly dawned on me that that wasn't a good idea.. I saw my mom with a water hose and a large pile of mulch on the other side of the property.. I was in awe.. irl I had...
    MeowBird MeowBird
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 10, 2016

    This is kind of sexu*l this fat pregnxnt lady

    sat next to me on a roller coaster in the middle of the ride her clothes disappeared she started squeezing her nxpples chanting C0CKADOODLE DOO THE COW GOES MOO And milk started coming out of her nxpples I started screaming "STOP THE MILK OR THE BOYS WILL COME TO THE YARD...
    Staycreativesailor Staycreativesailor
    16-17, F
    7 Responses Jun 29, 2014

    I Think I Saw God In My Dreams.... And It Was Just The Beginning To Many Dreams.

    Ever since I was a little girl, I have had strange dreams. Most revolve around a war, but who against I don't know. Others revolve around a small church near my house. I'll start with the dream that started it all.... In the waking world, I had just lost my grandfather. It was...
    scotten scotten
    26-30, F
    20 Responses Nov 21, 2011

    Just had this dream last night!

    It was about Death. Like the guy in a black cloak and holding a scythe. I don't remember if it was coming after me, but I was scared and in different locations I was trying to back away from him and all that. And I could remember I don't know if it was when I woke up or when I...
    GiddyX GiddyX
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 22, 2016

    I once had a dream of an entire Wednesday,

    so I woke up thinking it was Thursday
    DorothyWheresOz DorothyWheresOz
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 5, 2014

    I dreamed I was a member of the Court of Owls.

    ... After watching Batman vs Robin... Ahahahaha! XD And I thought I would be member of the Justice League or Teen titans... not the Court of Owls... Oh well! Maybe I do have a dark and cruel side hidden... :O
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 12, 2016
    UnderworldNymph UnderworldNymph
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Nov 16, 2014

    I had a weird one today.

    ..I was in New York (I've never even been to New York lol) and I was running from something and I was trying to get to a train station (to go where, I have no idea lol), I was lost and this big flock of crows swooped down on everyone and they were attacking and my head was...
    stephanie29 stephanie29
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Dec 10, 2015

    Alright.... so I had another weird dream.

    It was so surreal because it actually felt like it was happening. I dreamt that I slowly floated... up high... into the night sky and flew amongst the bright stars. No spaceship.... no spacesuit... just one heavenly body floating amongst others.
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl
    51-55, F
    6 Responses May 23, 2015

    I had a dream about getting pregnant by a

    machine that makes mandarines. ******* MANDARINES WHY
    Slubberdegullion Slubberdegullion
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Dec 26, 2014
    TrustingJungle TrustingJungle
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 10, 2016

    There was a zombie apocalypse.

    I was with a group of survivors and we were foraging for food. I was armed with a tile saw, a machete strapped to my back and an assortment of throwing daggers strapped to my thigh. We killed a mob of zombies and and decided to savage the houses for supplies and food. We decided...
    Just1n Just1n
    22-25, M
    Apr 19, 2016
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