I Have Weird Thoughts In My Head

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    I wonder what it would be like to walk into a

    rest home, set next to the lunch table and let the biggest most massive and loudest fart!! Wait a sec...that might not be a good ideal...
    Sheismybestfriend Sheismybestfriend
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Nov 16, 2014

    I have so many weird thoughts in my head.

    I didn't know where to put them. But now I've found this site. Al my weird thoughts are gunna be on here. I don't judge me I said they were weird.
    AnnaSpring AnnaSpring
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 17, 2014

    What if I died... And everyone on ep knew about

    it. But then weeks after, you get a message from me saying "see you soon"?
    MirusMe MirusMe
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 6, 2016

    I was just at lunch a few hours

    until I started thinking, 'what if school was a musical?' than I would be eager to actually wake up every morning and go there. Everyone jump on top of the lunch tables while dancing and singing to 'Feeling Myself' by Beyonce and Nicki Minaj
    gorgeusgirlSky3 gorgeusgirlSky3
    1 Response Oct 5, 2015

    I admit, there are very much weird thoughts

    that cross my mind, thoughts that are so weird that I don't want to share on here, because... well because I don't want you guys to think that I am crazy.. but here is one thought... I thought to myself, why don't I put a video camera in my room, keep it recording what's...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 24, 2015

    There is a new guy at my job

    and he is adorable! I don't know how else to describe him. And he sounds incredibly sexy! I love watching him work and listening to him interact with customers. But I found out he's a sophomore in high school. Now I feel weird being attracted to him. Ugh.
    OddBunnie OddBunnie
    22-25, F
    Jan 24, 2015

    Unfinished Thoughts

    This is birth, and out of the placenta emerges consciousness - like an autumn flower that springs out of an ashy vale – This is the first light of a long day, and this is where we linger under the oppressive Sun. In hapless fantasies. Where the inanimate wander, and the animate...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Sep 27, 2013

    I've always felt like

    that middle-aged, middle-sized dog in the animal shelter that never gets adopted even though it has no behavioral issues, is crate trained, house-broken, friendly, obedient and sweet-tempered - overall a perfect dog for anyone. Maybe it's because I'm not as cute as the others...
    Letmebee Letmebee
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 15, 2016

    what if our clothes wore us?

    .. you know when we watch tv and watch acters "liv there life style", well wat if the people inside the tv watch us, threw a screen, like hidden camuras and fake tv sounds and when were doing something privet it goes to commercial..and when your going into a scary room "they...
    AkariMei AkariMei
    16-17, F
    Aug 14, 2014

    Whenever I am upset my thoughts always go back

    to the one thing that bugs me . I believe humans were a big mistake. Just look, all we care about is ourselves, we're slowly destroying Earth, killing off animals... And don't get me started on my crazy beliefs about religion... I'm insane. Heeelp :c
    MonkeyGirl0909 MonkeyGirl0909
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 12, 2015

    Okay so I have a weird reason

    as to why I am shy, it's just a thought I thought just now: So maybe I'm shy, like I don't get out, I don't try and face my fears and try to become a youtuber is that someone like in the secret government might take me because I'm weird or that I have, well I feel like my body...
    GiddyX GiddyX
    18-21, F
    Apr 1, 2016

    Why is there even a button to like ur own

    status it's like high-fiving ur self, IN PUBLIC...
    bonthefirst bonthefirst
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 30, 2014

    Like, I have cold at the moment.

    Whenever I get cold, only one side of my nose gets sick (running, stuffy whatever!), then when it heals, the other one gets sick. So this thought occurred to me, my nose actually cares about me, if both sides are stuffy , I will really struggle to breathe, and so it decided to...
    MissGaga MissGaga
    26-30, F
    Jan 27, 2015

    Weird thought: Most kids seem to be taller then

    their parents. Does this mean as we evolve human are going to get taller and taller until we are giants?
    AnnaSpring AnnaSpring
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 17, 2014

    I read somewhere that someone said

    that a show should only get cancelled after it's hit five seasons... well my two favourite shows, The Big Bang Theory (currently making season 8), and The Simpsons (currently airing season 25), are in the red to be cancelled with that persons season five cancellation rule...
    thefandomthief thefandomthief
    16-17, M
    1 Response Aug 8, 2014

    Do centaurs use both organs in the human

    and horse halves? Or do they use the human half for some things and the horse half for others? Like, which stomach is used to digest?
    almaera almaera
    22-25, F
    May 30, 2014

    I saw a bag of nuts after diner

    and I thought you should need to have a thing between dinner and dessert, let's call it 'inpatient'
    jack3683 jack3683
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 31, 2014
    TheChi TheChi
    18-21, F
    Jan 8, 2015

    When I'm walking in the dark,

    I often imagine what would happen if I were in a horror movie. This leads to thinking up a bunch of grotesque monsters and "creative" murderers and I NEED to stop doing that before I start hallucinating.
    almaera almaera
    22-25, F
    May 28, 2014

    I don't no why, but when I'm sat on the toilet,

    I always feel like a hand is going to come up and grab me. Lol it freaks me out. Also when I have a shower, I don't like to close my eyes because I always think someone's going to be stood in front of me... Am I the only one who experiences this?
    littlefox6 littlefox6
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 18, 2014

    Friends tell me that they only think about

    normal things like their dinner, their working day, their relationships, or some tech they want to buy, but so few of my thoughts are like that. I wonder things like whether dogs come to recognise the national anthems of the countries they live in, and even whether they...
    GlassDog GlassDog
    8 Responses Jan 4, 2015
    BIaziken BIaziken
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

    What if instead of humans having bonfires,

    trees burned humans, so whenever they went somewhere the other trees were like "hey man, you been camping? You smell like burnt humans."
    MsBananaNanner MsBananaNanner
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 30, 2015

    Why are famous people 'famous'?

    It's like saying if you have that job half the world is going to know you. Half of those people will hate you and half will love you. Famous just means popular world wide. So why is it those specific jobs that make you popular?
    AnnaSpring AnnaSpring
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 17, 2014
    paulsmith1997 paulsmith1997
    18-21, M
    Oct 5, 2015
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