I love to use metaphors and have fun with my adult imagination.
I know that this stuff is all in fun and I hope you do as well because I would really hate to disappoint someone who really thought they were going to fly somewhere in real life.
The only actual flying will be done...
No-Frills Airline If:
1. They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
2. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
3. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
4. If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back...