I Have Your Tickets For Magic Carpet Airlines, Inquire Within

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    Hi Friends

    I love to use metaphors and have fun with my adult imagination. I know that this stuff is all in fun and I hope you do as well because I would really hate to disappoint someone who really thought they were going to fly somewhere in real life. The only actual flying will be done...
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    9 Responses Mar 13, 2011

    A No-frills Airline You'll Know It's a

    No-Frills Airline If: 1. They don't sell tickets, they sell chances. 2. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out. 3. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot. 4. If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back...
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    1 Response Jul 14, 2014
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