Two dog owners who were discussing mixing dog breeds and were considering whether one would get a good outcome or not. Examples heard:
Bull dog + Shih Tzu = Bull ShihT
'I am done with marrying. I am more into marinating.'
One of the stupidest things I've ever heard: that Native Americans are poor and impoverished and dependent on welfare by their own fault. Why do the members of the dominant society...
Weird EP conversation:
Do you know any transformation spells
Me Sep 10, 2014
i am not witch, i am just a wannabe. what do you wanna transform anyway?
To become pantyhose...
theres just so many...
well one time my uncle was talking..well arguing with my two older cousins, both athiests, about god and homosexuals. He said, ¨homosexuals cant love, they...
Elastic Heart - Sia
Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
I received the gift of God years ago when I decided to read through the bible and take it in a rather literal sense. I've always had a contempt for the world and all material...
They love to post how lonely they are and go on and on about their sadness, but when you try to message them to start a conversation they simply ignore you.
Probably a bit late but sure we can all agree:
"As your elected representative, I promise to..."
Truth be told, they occasionally do things well, but still, you take with two...
"haha, wheres your boobs? me and faustina already have ours, and we´re only 13. wheres yours? are you ever going to get them? or you just going to be flatchessted?´¨
said by two...
But you know baby.....................I can't feel my face when I'm with youBut I love it, but I love it, oh
"Don't let it happen again"; what my mother said to me when she found out I was raped.
Road, subway restrictions listed online
Some areas of Beijing, including several subway stations, will be restricted this week ahead of Thursday's big parade marking victory in...
I'm finding out **** about someone I considered a friend. He acts so innocent, like the perfect Catholic boy. He tells people that in his culture he doesn't have sex before...
So we're dating now!!! She said she had feelings for me too! I'm so happy with her that I feels like it's not even real!! I love her soo much!
I've been in one room of the house and my family are in the room next door and talk badly of me behind my back but nice to my face.
When my aunt was 19 her boyfriend picked her up from her sister's house. Her sister and mother tried to talk her out of going with him because he has been physically abusing her...
I was walking past two girls and one of them looked at me, then pointed me out to her friend and said:
"She looks like the sort of girl who would say 'yeah, I'm fine' if you asked...
It isn't him I don't trust... it's everybody else :/
Wish I could chill out and be the girl I know you want me to me :/ instead of the girl I'm disappointed I am :/
I wish people would drop the 'I don't judge' saying.
Yes, you do.
I do. ..we all do.
You don't have to go to blows over our minor differences.
Have you? I have never heard of such a thing.
Sadly, the most hypocritical of people are Christians....the ones whose whole religion was based on eliminating hypocrisy in the lives of former Jews.....
To the person I was talking to the other night. I just want to tell you that you are a complete a-hole. You start a conversation w. a complete stranger. You don't even ask their...
someone once asked me if I blew dried my hair. I said "yes," and she told me that it damages my hair. then she went around the entire table and asked every single person if they...
"Lovesong" - The Cure
"Happy Xmas (War is Over)" by John Lennon
"Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones
All of these songs make tear up, some more than most.
There's been times I've been so confused..
All my roads they Lead to YOU..
I just can't turn and walk away
Wonder if I'll always be with you
But words can't say and I can't do...
How can you be pro-war, anti-social safety net, and anti-healthcare then claim to be pro life!?
My spouse said to me,"I don't love you and I don't need you....my response was look me in the eye and say it again..he looked me in the eyes and said, "I don't love you and I don't...
Within a week of me leaving him after being infatuated for 10 yrs, he was engaged and she was pregnant. I found out at a funeral. Fun times.
"Look at yourself in the mirror nothing of the clothes you wear neither colors look good on you " the worst part is that my brother said it to me because I have a darker shade of...
"Your birth was a mistake."...I just sat there...Twitching with anger and rage...I just wanted to snap his ******* neck.
But the sad part is...Its true...my 'Dad' got my mother...
This picture is very true! This is how i see everyone..
"your mom said that you're just in love with me to hurt your sister. and that you're shoving our relationship in her face on purpose because you want to cause her pain"
My son called me and asked me " WHAT DO YOU CALL A TOOTHLESS BEAR?" Ans: A GUMMY BEAR I thought it was really funny. LOL mini 8/ 14/ 15 tsk tsk tsk
I was told "I hope you get cancer and die" because I disagreed with some girl's opposing political views. I was too shocked that anyone would say that so I just left.
I feel like it doesn't matter anymore. Like, I've moved on. I'm not going to let it bother me and I don't see much point bringing it up.