I Heard Something Funny

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    how I clean my room: -starts at one corner

    -finds something from 6 years ago and stares at it nostalgically for 5 hours -goes to bed.
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2015

    Dear life, when I asked

    if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge!
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 11, 2015

    Status Update by on Facebook - One Engineer

    could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside.. get treatment for Rs. 300... if not treated get back Rs. 1000 One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn Rs. 1000 and goes to clinic. Doctor : I have lost taste in eating Engineer : Nurse , bring...
    shabrez shabrez
    26-30, M
    Mar 9, 2015
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2015

    Do you ever think you're special to someone

    but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of Oh Alright
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 8, 2015

    When I was out tonight I heard a woman say the

    best line ever. The guy had come up to her and asked her if he knew her. With a smile on her face she said do you watch ****? The guy looked shocked. I think I'm going to start using that line.
    MarieIsHere MarieIsHere
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Oct 24, 2015
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2015

    A guy accidentally knocked coffee onto his lap

    he was wearing white shorts and so it looks like he ******* himself XD
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 17, 2015
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2015

    The origin of the word "Boob": The "B" is the

    aerial view, the "oo" is the front view, the "b" is the side view.
    blueboyblue blueboyblue
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 1, 2015

    Don't half *** anything.

    Whatever you do, always use your full ***!
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 17, 2015

    Recent comment i got

    which is in a way a compliment XD “You always make peoples day, I can’t ever imagine you have a p!ssing everyone off day!”
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    Apr 25, 2015

    There is a reason why "sober"

    and "so bored" sound the same.
    blueboyblue blueboyblue
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 1, 2015

    Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from

    boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.
    blueboyblue blueboyblue
    26-30, M
    May 1, 2015

    Me: *Gets anxious over nothing* me: wait - this

    is stupid everything is fine! me: wait... me: but what if its not?
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2015

    Oh no i dropped my motivation

    and have no desire to pick it up!
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2015

    Wow, Really? This Is the First Time Anyone On Ep Has Heard Something Funny?

    Well, this is just a ripe opportunity, then...  I can start, and then this group can be filled full of people that also heard something funny. Ok, so it's about Ghandi.  He was a slender guy, pretty frail, who walked everywhere he went, and he ate some kind of weird...
    zenandi zenandi
    31-35, M
    Aug 12, 2008

    My signature move is bottle up my feelings over

    time and combust over some small issue and get accused for being a psycho!
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 8, 2015

    When your hair won't listen to you

    and it's a mess and you're just like??? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2015
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